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Christian Activist On Orlando: Satan Sacrificed His Own People So Obama Can Grab All The Guns [VIDEO]

This is the guy whose own son was convicted of possessing child porn. Via Right Wing Watch: On his “Pass the Salt” show on Monday, Religious Right activist “Coach” Dave Daubenmire addressed this weekend’s massacre at a gay nightclub in Orlando, claiming that the gay people murdered in the massacre were sacrificed by the devil in order to advance his …

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Franklin Graham: PayPal Gets The Hypocrite Of Year Award So Please Donate To Me Via My PayPal Button

“PayPal gets the hypocrite of the year award! This company says they’re not coming to North Carolina because the legislators and Gov. Pat McCrory have passed a law to protect women and children against sexual predators by not allowing men to use women’s restrooms and locker rooms. “Congressman Robert Pittenger made a great point yesterday: ‘PayPal does business in 25 …

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Brian Brown: Mississippi Has Defeated LGBT Extremists So Send Us Your “Victory Donation” Right Now

Via email: Thank you all who helped us and our allies secure this tremendous victory against LGBT extremists who want to marginalize and punish Christians and other people of faith simply for professing the truth of marriage as God designed it, one man and one woman. House Bill 1523 protects pastors, churches and individuals from having to solemnize a gay …

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Franklin Graham: Christians Must Take Over Every Mayorship To Stop “Wicked Garbage” Of Gays [VIDEO]

Miranda Blue has the story at Right Wing Watch: At a stop in Atlanta this week, Graham spoke about the need for conservative Christians to not only vote, but to run for office, saying that if every city in America had a Christian mayor, we wouldn’t have “evil” and “wicked” policies like LGBT nondiscrimination measures. “Can you imagine the impact …

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Wingnuts To Protest “Racist” Beyonce At NFL Offices Over Her Super Bowl Tribute To Black Lives Matter

Teabagistan is been up in arms all week about Beyonce’s tribute to the Black Lives Matter during the Super Bowl halftime show. Next week there will be a protest outside NFL headquarters in Manhattan. From the New York Daily News: Beyoncé haters are ready to get in formation. The anti-Beyhive is planning to protest the “Drunk in Love” singer outside of …

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Todd Starnes: Public Safety Is Communism

Todd Starnes is already one of the most mocked nutjobs on Twitter, but today he earned epic levels of ridicule for the above series of tweets in which he calls NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio a communist for imposing a ban on non-emergency vehicles during the blizzard. Pedestrians, of course, remain completely free to do whatever they like, but OMG …

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Breitbart: Twitter Has Declared War On Conservatism By “Unverifying” Homocon Milo Whatisopoulos

Twitter recently announced new rules against “abusive” accounts and all of Teabagistan is in an uproar today because Breitbart‘s raving homocon douche Milo Whatisopoulos has lost his “verified” check mark. It’s a war on conservatism and the First Amendment! They write: Twitter has unverified the account of Breitbart technology editor Milo Yiannopoulos, effectively declaring war on conservative media by punishing …

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Sarah Palin Mocks Obama’s Tears For Breitbart

“Obama wept. America is forced to weep over Obama’s release of violent criminals into our communities – like the 121 illegal aliens who committed murders after they were released from custody by the Obama administration instead of being deported. And that doesn’t take into account the others we don’t know about. “The whole world weeps waiting for American leadership in …

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Breitbart Editor: Obama Put Something On His “Fascist Finger” To Fake “Fascist Tears” For Dead Kids

Raving nutbag Breitbart editor John Nolte has fired off a half-dozen tweets in which he claims that President Obama smeared something on his “fascist finger” before touching his face to create “fascist tears” for the children murdered in mass shootings. We must presume that like the NRA, Nolte is a heartless ghoul who celebrates every time a toddler takes a …

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Todd Starnes: Evil Oregon Stole Money From Jesus

“Melissa Klein was checking her bank accounts just a few weeks before Christmas when her face turned ashen. The money was gone – every single penny. Oregon’s Bureau of Labor and Industries had confiscated all the cash in Mrs. Klein’s checking account and savings account as well as a special account set aside for their church tithe.  Yes, friends – …

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Pharma Douche Spends $2M On Rap Album (Because Nobody Else Will Be Able To Have It)

He really loves being America’s most notorious douchebag. Pitchfork reports: Last month, reports emerged that Wu-Tang Clan’s one-of-a-kind album, Once Upon a Time in Shaolin, had been sold for “millions.” Now, Bloomberg has revealed the buyer’s identity: Turing Pharmaceuticals CEO Martin Shkreli. Shkreli is the former hedge fund manager (and Collect Records associate) who made headlines this year for increasing …

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Tony Perkins: The Colorado Attack Was Terrible And By The Way, The SPLC Inspires Terrorism

“While the investigation into the shooting at the Planned Parenthood center continues, regardless of what the motive is determined to be, we strongly condemn this violence. As the target of domestic terrorism inspired by the Southern Poverty Law Center, the staff of the Family Research Council empathize with all the victims of this violence. All of us at the Family …

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Pharma Douche Loses $14.6M In One Quarter

Business Insider reports: The 5,000% increase in the price of an anti-parasitic drug hasn’t brought Turing Pharmaceuticals into the black just yet. For the third quarter, ending September 30, the company posted a $14.6 million net loss. Those three months cover the time that Turing acquired the US marketing rights to Daraprim, a 62-year-old drug that’s used to treat malaria …

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Ann Coulter: Donald Trump Was Elected Tonight

Yesterday Donald Trump declared that he would “bomb the shit out of ISIS.” Which, rather obviously, we’re already doing. But never one to miss out on some grave-dancing, tonight Ann Coulter is positively quivering with joy over the massacre in Paris because she believes her savior was just elected president.

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Louis Gohmert At Liberty University: Put Eight Gays On An Island And See If Nature Favors Them [VIDEO]

Speaking before the student body at Liberty University, loony tunes Rep. Louis Gohmert suggested an experiment in which four gay male couples and four straight couples are put on separate islands. “Then lets come back in 100 years and see which one nature favors.” Because dead gay people means Jesus is real. Or something. And if those four straight couples …

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