Tag Archives: loony tunes

Liberty Counsel: Predators Can Use “Pornographic” Sex Ed Materials To Groom Entire Classrooms All At Once

Via press release from the Liberty Counsel: Before today’s kindergarteners graduate from high school, around 4.5 million students in America will experience sexual abuse at the hands of a school employee. After more research, Liberty Counsel discovered that the laws in 43 states have exemptions from obscenity laws that permit sexually explicit materials in schools that can facilitate this kind …

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Liberty Counsel: Sexual Education Is Satanic [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Mary McAlister, who is senior litigation counsel for the anti-LGBTQ organization Liberty Counsel, appeared on Cliff Kincaid’s “USA Survival” program yesterday, where she declared that sex ed programs in public schools are satanic. McAlister and Kincaid were discussing the upcoming “Sex Ed Sit Out” effort being organized by Religious Right activist Elizabeth Johnston, …

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MASSACHUSETTS: Nutjob Scott Lively Vows To Be The Voice For Homocons In His Gubernatorial Campaign

Vicious anti-LGBT activist Scott “Pink Swastika” Lively, who last year won dismissal in a “crimes against humanity” suit for his role in Uganda’s “kill the gays” bill, is running once again for governor of Massachusetts. Today Lively unveiled a decidedly unique campaign ploy. He writes: In reality there are a great many conservative homosexuals in our society today whom we …

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Kentucky GOP Gov: Children Were Raped, Poisoned, And Tried Drugs Because Teachers Are On Strike

ABC News reports: Republican Gov. Matt Bevin has opposed Kentucky teachers’ rallies for pension protection and public education funding since they began, but never quite the way he did on Friday afternoon, when he told a gaggle of reporters that the strike would directly cause children to be injured, poisoned and sexually assaulted. “I guarantee you somewhere in Kentucky today …

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Alex Jones: Beautiful Satanists Dated Me In High School In Plot To Prevent Future-Me From Creating InfoWars

“Every time I thought some hot 17-year-old, when I was like 13 or 14, really wanted to date me and I’d drive out to some big old mansion of theirs—and I mean real mansions, helicopter pads, private landing fields, you name it—God almighty, after the third or fourth time I had been with them, they’d tell me, ‘By the way, …

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Liberty Counsel: The Media Uses Satanic Psychological Warfare To Spread Lies About Glorious Leader [VIDEO]

Miranda Blue reports at Right Wing Watch: Liberty Counsel chairman Mat Staver sent a video message to his group’s supporters today declaring that “America is under siege” by media companies that are attacking President Trump with “psychological warfare” that is straight out of Satan’s playbook in the Garden of Eden. He added that while Trump is “the most pro-life, pro-religious …

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Christian Anti-LGBT Activist: Gays Are Sneaking Into Schools To Teach Children How To “Engage In Anal Sex”

Raging anti-LGBT activist Elizabeth Johnston, the self-proclaimed “Activist Mommy” mother of ten, first appeared on JMG last year when she burned a copy of Teen Vogue because the magazine had published a safe-sex guide. Yesterday Johnston appeared on Tony Perkins’ radio show to promote her coming “Sex Ed Sit-Out.” Here’s an excerpt of her rant, via the Family Research Council: …

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Right Wing Pastor: I Squished An Ant And Then I Raised It From The Dead And Then It Looked At Me [VIDEO]

You might recall this lunatic’s previously appearances on JMG, such as the time that he claimed demonic hornets were stinging Americans with “lustful homosexuality.” Today he’s back with another insect tale, this time about an ant that he squished and then miraculously resurrected with the power of White Jesus. Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Right-wing pastor Frank Amedia, …

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Mike Huckabee: A Russian Meddled In My Butt

Mediaite reports: So, to recap, everybody: Mike Huckabee, the former governor of Arkansas and a former presidential candidate, wants the world to know that he had his tush looked at by a Russian doctor, and that he thinks it’s a funny joke to call a medical examination of his rear “meddling.” Feast your eyes, folks: The most gag-inducing five words …

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Right Wing Pastor: Christians Who Don’t Obey Bible’s Command To Own AR-15s Are Worse Than Heathens

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Chuck Baldwin, a right-wing pastor and radio host who was the 2008 Presidential nominee of the Christian Reconstructionist Constitution Party, appeared on Sheila Zilinsky’s podcast over the weekend, where he declared that any Christian who does not own the equivalent of an AR-15 assault rifle “has denied the Christian faith” and is “worse …

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Roseanne Barr: Trump Has Freed Hundreds Of Children Each Month From Pimps And Sex Trafficking Rings

Mediaite reports: On the day that Roseanne Barr found out that ABC had greenlit the revival of her iconic sitcom for a second season following its blockbuster debut, she decided to publicly dip her toe back into the conspiratorial waters that have already haunted her show’s revival. We already know about her penchant for calling folks “Nazi” on Twitter — …

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Fox News Stars Diamond & Silk: Hillary Sold Uranium To Russia “And Now Russia Has Nuclear Weapons” [VIDEO]

So this happened this morning on Fox & Friends: Staunch pro-Trump vloggers Diamond & Silk made an appearance on Fox & Friends to talk about, in part, how awful and evil Hillary Clinton is. What was most alarming about this particular diatribe from the duo, however, was their completely false claim that the former secretary of state sold a bunch …

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InfoWars Loon Challenges Robert Mueller To Fistfight

Jared Holt reports at Right Wing Watch: Jerome Corsi, Washington bureau chief for the conspiracy theory outlet Infowars, said today that he wants to take Special Counsel Robert Mueller behind the Department of Justice and fight him. “I’m fed up with this. I want to say to Mueller, ‘Let’s go out in the backyard of the Justice Department. You’ve got …

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DC Federal Court Boots Lawsuit From Anti-Gay Nutjob Seeking To Ban Pride Flags From Democrats’ Offices

Via press release: Congressman Alan Lowenthal (CA-47) today applauded the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia for its ruling today dismissing as frivolous a lawsuit against the Congressman and three House colleagues that sought to bar the LGBT Pride Flag from being flown in the Congressional office buildings on Capitol Hill and reverse the U.S. Supreme Court decision …

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Right Wing Host Claims Parkland’s David Hogg “Had Something To Do With Stoneman Shooting” [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Right-wing commentator Josh Bernstein posted a video yesterday in which he speculated that David Hogg, a student who survived the mass shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida, last month and who has become a leading activist for gun reform, “had something to do with the Stoneman shooting” and was …

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Christian College President Everett Piper Whines About Intolerant Reaction To His Comparing Gays To ISIS

Last week I reported that Oklahoma Wesleyan president Everett Piper had penned a column in which he compares gays to ISIS. Today Piper is very unhappy about people calling him out on that. So much for inclusion. So much for acceptance. So much for pluralism. So much for claiming that “it doesn’t matter what you believe as long as it …

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Creationist Ken Ham: Chimpanzees Kill Each Other Because Adam’s Original Sin Totally Ruined Everything

This week famed primatologist Jane Goodall told a British newspaper of watching a years-long battle between two groups of chimpanzees which only ended when the last of the losing side had been killed. Goodall concluded, “War always seemed to me to be a purely human behaviour. I’ve come to accept that the dark, evil side of human nature is deeply …

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Liberty Counsel: If You Buy Girl Scout Cookies You Are Paying To Promote Sexual Promiscuity To Innocent Girls

Via press release from the Liberty Counsel: Girl Scouts USA (GSUSA) has become a politically divisive, pro-abortion organization that has abandoned its mission years ago. GSUSA is the largest member organization of the World Association of Girl Guides and Girl Scouts (WAGGGS), which aggressively promotes abortion and promiscuous sex on behalf of its 10 million members. WAGGGS states that “anyone …

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GOP Rep Blames Deep State For Dr. Stabby’s Dining Set

The Huffington Post reports: Rep. Claudia Tenney (R-N.Y.) made yet another unfounded claim on Wednesday while speaking about Housing and Urban Development Secretary Ben Carson’s spending. The lawmaker was talking to a New York radio station when she blamed the “deep state” for a $31,000 dining set that Carson’s wife apparently ordered for his office. Tenney told the “Talk of …

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Nutjob Seth Rich Conspiracy Loon Claims He Was Nearly Murdered By Fellow Nutjob Seth Rich Conspiracy Loon

The Washington Post reports: As conspiracy theories swirled around the murder of Democratic National Committee staffer Seth Rich, lobbyist Jack Burkman took the unusual step of launching his own private investigation. A man with military and security experience stepped up to help. Now Burkman alleges that man, Kevin Doherty, nearly killed him. Burkman, a conservative lobbyist who has also raised …

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