So, to recap, everybody: Mike Huckabee, the former governor of Arkansas and a former presidential candidate, wants the world to know that he had his tush looked at by a Russian doctor, and that he thinks it’s a funny joke to call a medical examination of his rear “meddling.” Feast your eyes, folks: The most gag-inducing five words in order that were ever put on paper. “Meddling in Mike Huckabee’s butt.” At least call it a Russian probe, dude. It’s equally graphic, but a little more precise.
Had a colonoscopy today. My doctor was actually Russian. Now THAT is what I call RUSSIAN MEDDLING! They put me to sleep w/ same stuff Michael Jackon used. When I woke up, I MOON-walked right out of the hospital!
— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) April 3, 2018
— Hoop77 (@Shalhoop) April 3, 2018
The Russians have invaded Mike Huckabee. https://t.co/rDLhNaOe9T
— Hunter Walker (@hunterw) April 3, 2018
Area man loves ass-play. https://t.co/aSanW5F00O
— ana marie cox (@anamariecox) April 3, 2018
In Huckabee’s ‘God, Guns, Grits, And Gravy’ he has a chapter titled “Bend Over and Take It Like A Prisoner.” Not saying he has a preoccupation with the concept or anything but he seems to have a preoccupation with the concept. https://t.co/AYjLdJCbkt
— Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) April 3, 2018