Mike Huckabee: A Russian Meddled In My Butt

Mediaite reports:

So, to recap, everybody: Mike Huckabee, the former governor of Arkansas and a former presidential candidate, wants the world to know that he had his tush looked at by a Russian doctor, and that he thinks it’s a funny joke to call a medical examination of his rear “meddling.” Feast your eyes, folks: The most gag-inducing five words in order that were ever put on paper. “Meddling in Mike Huckabee’s butt.” At least call it a Russian probe, dude. It’s equally graphic, but a little more precise.

Had a colonoscopy today. My doctor was actually Russian. Now THAT is what I call RUSSIAN MEDDLING! They put me to sleep w/ same stuff Michael Jackon used. When I woke up, I MOON-walked right out of the hospital!

— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) April 3, 2018

Hahahaha! It’s funny because Russians meddled with our elections, @realDonaldTrump won’t do anything about it, and @PressSec lies about it constantly. Hilarious!

— Hoop77 (@Shalhoop) April 3, 2018

The Russians have invaded Mike Huckabee. https://t.co/rDLhNaOe9T

— Hunter Walker (@hunterw) April 3, 2018

Area man loves ass-play. https://t.co/aSanW5F00O

— ana marie cox (@anamariecox) April 3, 2018

In Huckabee’s ‘God, Guns, Grits, And Gravy’ he has a chapter titled “Bend Over and Take It Like A Prisoner.” Not saying he has a preoccupation with the concept or anything but he seems to have a preoccupation with the concept. https://t.co/AYjLdJCbkt

— Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) April 3, 2018