“Every time I thought some hot 17-year-old, when I was like 13 or 14, really wanted to date me and I’d drive out to some big old mansion of theirs—and I mean real mansions, helicopter pads, private landing fields, you name it—God almighty, after the third or fourth time I had been with them, they’d tell me, ‘By the way, we worship this god and we want you to come to this event, we want you to engage in this activity because Lucifer is really God.’
“I don’t tell you that story to sit there and impress you, because I’ll be honest with you, I love women and they were great pieces of ass. But they weren’t there to get me because they thought I was good-looking. They were there to get me because evil knew, because let me tell you they weren’t going after other 13- and 14-year-olds at the high school, evil knew what we were going to do in the future but evil failed.” – Alex Jones, speaking today on InfoWars.
Jones has previously claimed to have “nailed” over 150 women by the time he was 16 years old. Jared Holt wonders at Right Wing Watch how many of them were Satanists.