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Anti-Vax Woman Rages To School Board About Their “Satanic Agenda:” Schools Are “Teaching Cannibalism”

“I’m just wondering if we’re attending a clown show. This is ridiculous. You know how ridiculous you guys look with all these masks on? Satanic, OK? “You know, Satan’s agenda is behind all of this. And I want to address what is actually behind this agenda. The fear-mongering. Masks don’t work and neither does vaccines. It’s destroying and it’s killing. …

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Arizona Woman Rants About Jews, Cloning, Deep State, And The “Deadly Poison” Vax At School Board Meeting

“I’m a cloning expert with 35 years experience. And I was a consultant to the CDC. I’ve owned a pharmacy. I wanna tell you that this vaccine, this COVID vaccine is a deadly poison. That’s it. I’m just gonna tell you that. “Everybody that takes it is damaging their immune system and they’re talking about this being given to children …

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Demon Semen Doctor: Political Leaders And Health Officials Worldwide Are Satanic Blood-Drinking Clones

“We have human beings that are the rulers of the blackness of this world. These are human beings that are in line with the devil. We have wickedness in high places. “These are the clones that are not human. Some of them are governors of [indecipherable] and some of them are presidents of different countries. “Some of the leaders like …

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MAGA Preacher: God Told Me That He’ll Soon Reinstate Trump And Depose “Profane Homosexual-Loving” Biden

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: “And thou profane, wicked president of my people,” Shane Vaughn preached, speaking on behalf of God. “I got a message for the president of my people, or the resident of my people: You profane homosexual-loving, abortion-loving president, those that took the children and confused them about who they were, you profane president whose …

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Lindell: I’ll Be Before SCOTUS By Thanksgiving [VIDEO]

Raw Story reports: During a podcast, Lindell said that he would begin presenting his case to the Supreme Court two days before Thanksgiving, which he predicted would captivate the world. “Guess who’s going to talk about it for four days over Thanksgiving? Every person in the world!” he said. “Everybody’s watching for this!” He then predicted that all nine Supreme …

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Extremist Pastor Rick Wiles: The Vaccine Contains “An Egg That Hatches Into A Synthetic Parasite” [VIDEO]

“They’re planting – they’re putting eggs in people’s bodies. If you didn’t see yesterday’s TruNews, you need to watch it. It’s an egg that hatches into a synthetic parasite. It grows inside your body. “This is like a sci-fi nightmare. And it’s happening in front of us. This is a global coup d’état by the most evil cabal of people …

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Demon Semen Doctor: Satan Has Sent Clones Who Will Murder Anybody Who Refuses The COVID Vax [VIDEO]

“The devil have power to give breath to the clones, to the images. We’re dealing with the number of the beast and the name of the beast. I don’t think the mark is right now. “The Moderna vaccine has luciferous (?), which is the name of the beast. Everything about this vaccine has 666, which is the number of the …

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Flynn: Libs Are Plotting To Put Vax In Salad Dressing

“Somebody sent me a thing this morning where they’re talking about putting the vaccine in salad dressing. Have you seen this? I mean, I’m thinking to myself, this is the bizarro world, right? This is definitely the bizarro world. These people are seriously thinking about how to impose their will on us in our society and it has to stop.” …

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Mike Lindell: Reinstatement Day Is Now Thanksgiving

“Originally I had hoped for August and September. I asked all the lawyers just yesterday. We are taking this case to the Supreme Court before Thanksgiving. Now maybe Fox will report that today. “You heard it here first because our case is ready. We are bringing it to the Supreme Court before Thanksgiving. This evidence is 100% non-subjective evidence. The …

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“Ambassador Of Christ” Rioter Hauled Screaming Off To Jail After She Refuses To Comply With Terms Of Release

Courthouse News Service reports: A federal judge voiced concern for the Pennsylvania pizzeria owner’s livelihood but said he had no choice but to send her to jail Friday after a frazzling hearing where she refused to abide by the conditions of release. “You’re a small business owner. I don’t want to lock you up. I don’t want you to lose …

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Ben Shapiro Show Host: Obama Killed Rock And Roll

Media Matters has the transcript: JEREMY BOREING (HOST): Rock ‘n roll’s over. You’re still talking about rock ‘n roll as if Barack Obama didn’t happen. Honestly – it’s for another day – Barack Obama destroyed rock ‘n roll. MICHAEL KNOWLES (HOST): You have convinced me of this. BOREING: There was rock ‘n roll, then there was Barack Obama, now there’s …

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Mike Lindell: 200M Americans Have Refused The Vax, It’s The Mark Of The Beast, It’s Killing People [VIDEO]

“Steve, he [Biden] said there’s 80 million people not vaccinated. Well, gee, that’s kind of funny. That’s how many votes Donald Trump really got. “You know, it’s probably more like 200 million people aren’t vaccinated. I don’t know a Christian out there that I know that’s going to get vaccinated because it’s actually – you know, I’ve said it before …

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Anti-Vax Cultist Is Taking Dewormer Because “Electrical Transmissions From Vaccinated” Gave Him Something

“I know this. What I’ve had for the last three weeks – are you guys looking at me? – is not a virus. I want you to listen to me again. Because we’ve all been programmed to say ‘COVID virus.’  “What I had was not a virus. I got that from the holy spirit. What I have – had – …

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Cultist Plans To Raise $100M For New Anti-Vax Group By “Badgering” Corporations: I’ll Just Say They Hate Jesus

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Radical religious-right activist Dave Daubenmire has teamed up with anti-vaccine conspiracy theorist Sherri Tenpenny to launch a new organization called The Christian Revolution that is designed to be a funding mechanism to support right-wing activists and causes around the country. On Tuesday’s episode of his “Pass The Salt Live” program, Daubenmire said he …

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FL Parent To School Board: “You Are Demonic Entities, We’ll Take You Down By The Authority Of Christ Jesus”

“My name is Melissa, I have two daughter in the school system. These are demonic entities and we need to stick together. Remember, we have authority in Christ Jesus. “These are demonic entities in all of the school boards in all of the United States of America. And all of us Christians will be sticking together to take them all …

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God Tells Woman To Sue Everybody Over Face Masks

The Insider reports: An Indiana woman has filed a lawsuit against the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and multiple retailers, alleging that their mask requirements violated laws meant to protect people with disabilities. Krispy Kreme, Sephora, and AMC Theatres were among the 16 named defendants in the lawsuit filed on August 18 by Jennifer Reinoehl in US District Court …

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Televangelist: God Told Me To Tell You That Vaccines Will “Quit Working,” He’s Furious About All Of Your “Sodomy”

“I’m going to tell you what God told me to tell you. They’ve got variants coming that ain’t no vaccine going to work for. This nation is under the judgment of God. “They’re already admitting that the vaccine is alarmingly not working. Alarmingly! They’re alarmed at what they’re seeing. Do you know why? Because America, you’re making a huge mistake. …

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South Carolina Parent Reveals CDC Plot To Shut Down Schools And Turn Them Into “Concentration Camps”

Greenville, South Carolina’s NBC News affiliate reports: Some parents in Greenville County are frustrated and say they want masks mandated. Others say they’re glad it’s an option. The Greenville County School board voted unanimously at a meeting Tuesday to pass a motion allocating 5.5 million dollars in federal funding. The district will allocate $3.3 million for 80 hours of COVID-19-related …

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Dennis Prager: “Your Doctor Knows Nothing About COVID,” Listen To Me Instead And Get The Horse Paste

“Why should doctors be any better than lawyers, or professors, or any other group that has disgraced itself in American life? There’s no reason. Doctors have the same degree of wisdom as gender studies professors. The issue isn’t medical knowledge. The issue is wisdom and courage “Your doctor knows nothing about COVID, nothing. All they know is how the virus …

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Lindell’s New Trump Reinstatement Date: By Dec. 31st

Salon reports: Though August 13th passed without any developments and his South Dakota “cyber symposium” fell flat, the infamous MyPillow CEO is still in Trump’s good graces — earning a glowing endorsement from the previous commander-in-chief at a packed rally in Cullman, Alabama, Saturday night. Lindell was even given a prominent speaking slot at the event, using the time to …

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