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Tongues-speaking political gadfly and self-proclaimed “prophetess” Opal Covey has run for mayor of Toledo, Ohio six times. And every time she loses she then declares that God will destroy the city because of voter fraud. Last night Covey, for reasons that remain unclear, made her pro wrestling debut against some overalls-clad bubba named Pain Train. As you’ll see in the …

Via press release from Christian Newswire: The culmination of the culture wars has now turned to redefining Christianity. The LGBTQ community has used media, entertainment, and the law to codify their view of sexuality. They have convinced Americans that the homosexual lifestyle is normal and an acceptable practice in the public square. They have, in effect, successfully introduced a neo-morality …

“I picked up on something quickly. Twenty seven. Two suspects, seven injured, that’s 27. And that’s 3 x 3 x 3. It was a Masonic ritual, a Masonic thing that took place today in Colorado. I guarantee you, there will be gun-control drums that’ll be beat over the next 24 hours, the rest of this week, somebody is going to …

“The chemtrails, all the spraying is to detract us from hearing God’s frequency. They are spraying aluminum and barium in the chemtrails and if you look on the periodic table—barium is BA, aluminum is AL; it spells BAAL. That’s deep. That’s no coincidence. We are literally walking antennas because we’ve been breathing the aluminum, we’ve been breathing the barium. We …

Charisma News, the site best known here for its anti-witchcraft tutorials, its claim that the lifespan of gays is shortened by 20 years, its warning that burning breakfast eggs can summon demons, and its examination of the threat of demons in swimming pools, has some thoughts about yoga. When people think of witchcraft, few think of the New Age. Yet …

Charisma News, the site best known for its anti-witchcraft tutorials, its claim that the lifespan of gays is shortened by 20 years, and its warning that burning breakfast eggs can summon demons, returns today to their favorite topic. Witches are infiltrating the church right now at a level Christians have never seen before, says Andy Sanders. “I had several dreams …

Charisma News, the site best known here for its anti-witchcraft tutorials, its claim that the lifespan of gays is shortened by 20 years, its warning that burning breakfast eggs can summon demons, and its examination of the threat of demons in swimming pools, has some thoughts about 5G technology. An excerpt: What does 5G, technology, artificial intelligence and more have …

“Almost on Resurrection Day, we got to visit the Garden Tomb. It was wild. The Garden Tomb. The actual Garden Tomb. I actually got to stand inside the very tomb that Christ laid in, and the one that he was resurrected from the dead in. And do you know what was amazing? The two angels, who were assigned to him …

“The word ‘gay’ used to mean happy, carefree, joyful and now it means homosexual. Of course, this is what Satan does. Satan perverts the language in order to advance his lies, because if you know what the Bible teaches about homosexuality, there ain’t no way a homosexual is gay. They are the servants of Satan and so they see Christians …

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: A few weeks ago, Mark Taylor, the so-called “firefighter prophet,” claimed that God had told him that President Trump is not going to be the only member of the Trump family elected to the White House. At the time, Taylor didn’t know who the next Trump president would be, but since then, he …

Because Gorka tweeted that “Q is garbage.” The Daily Beast reports: Former White House adviser Sebastian Gorka is no stranger to conspiracy theories. In January, for example, he suggested that Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg was secretly dead. Normally, that would align him with believers in QAnon, the wacko movement that posits that the Democratic Party is run by …

The Guardian reports: Donald Trump’s spiritual adviser and megachurch leader Pastor Paula White said in an exclusive interview her relationship with the president is the result of a direct “assignment” from God, who directed her to “show him who I am”. The controversial pastor at the central Florida-based New Destiny Christian Center is known for her luxurious lifestyle and preaching …

Via press release: As some begin to wonder what has happened to the Catholic opposition to same-sex “marriage,” TFP-America Needs Fatima is doing 3,108 public St. Joseph Rosaries for Traditional Marriage on, March 23, a Saturday close to Saint Joseph’s feast day. “This crusade is vital for America because many of our religious and political leaders are proving themselves unable …

“The most important thing people need to understand about this story is the mass arrests are happening! These celebrities were sealed indictments, people. The mass arrests are officially happening. We are seeing the beginning of the sealed indictments being unsealed. We’re seeing the beginning of evil members of the frickin’ cabal being exposed, and this is just the beginning. This …

The Hill reports: An Arizona state lawmaker said this week that state-mandated vaccines are a “communist” value. State Rep. Kelly Townsend (R), in a lengthy Facebook post on Thursday, warned that measles outbreaks are going to result in Arizonans having to “give up our liberty, the very sovereignty of our body.” “I read yesterday that the idea is being floated …

“I’ve seen a lot of people receive rewards in heaven. Like Whitney Houston. You can’t gauge her whole life for that. The night before she died, she gave herself out to Jesus. And it counts. It still counts! I was called up to heaven and there was Whitney Houston standing at the throne of God. And I’m like, wow! She …

The Kansas City Star reports: Chris Sevier, the anti-gay, anti-porn advocate who met with Kansas lawmakers earlier this month, has been deemed a security concern in the Missouri Capitol. Missouri Senate Administrator Patrick Baker sent out an email early Thursday morning to the entire senate and staff with the subject line “security concern” and a picture of Sevier. He said …

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Warning Trump that “God cannot bless your administration” because it is “promoting something that God says is an abomination,” Rick Wiles, who is deeply anti-Semitic and dedicates many of his programs to railing against Israel and the Jews, predicted that Trump’s evangelical advisers would hold their tongues on this issue because Israel is …

The Dallas Observer reports: Robert Jeffress made perhaps his strongest statements yet in defense of President Donald Trump. Wednesday morning, Jeffress made one of his frequent appearances on conservative radio personality Todd Starnes’ show to talk about the biggest threat facing America today — the vanishingly small number of white evangelicals who refuse to support the president. Christians who don’t …

Today we get an important warning from a writer for Charisma Magazine, home to helpful anti-witchcraft tutorials and published by Steven Strang, who Time once listed as one of America’s most influential evangelicals. I began running the day’s events through my head. I had to drop Haydon off at school at 9, and then I needed to head straight to …