“I’ve seen a lot of people receive rewards in heaven. Like Whitney Houston. You can’t gauge her whole life for that. The night before she died, she gave herself out to Jesus. And it counts. It still counts! I was called up to heaven and there was Whitney Houston standing at the throne of God. And I’m like, wow! She passed away, obviously, or she wouldn’t be there. But she was beautiful! She looked like she was in her 20s, This was her spiritual body, which is a literal body.” – Self-proclaimed Christian prophetess Kat Kerr, who adds that Whitney sang her a song about Jesus.
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