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Star Parker: The “B” In LGBTQ Is For Bestiality [AUDIO]

“They keep pushing out this idea, LGBTQ. We did the ‘L’ and the ‘G,’ they legalized marriage for themselves. We doing the ‘T’ now, the trans and this is a big, big challenge in our society right now. They did the ‘Q’ where they’re changing all the textbooks, even as low as kindergarten, to reflect that you don’t know what …

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Christian Radio Host: Brett Kavanaugh Isn’t A Real Man, His Children Are Girls And Real Men Make Boys First

“During his speech, it was all about his mama. He always love his mama. It was all about the impact that his mother had on his life while he was growing up, how she influenced him, even though he was raised by his father too. He gave this big old long speech about his mother and then, right at the …

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Pastor Who “Laid Hands” On Trump Issues Restraining Order Against The Antichrist To Stop Globalism [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: During the final night of the week-long “Celebrate America” revival event that he recently held in Washington, D.C., Rodney Howard-Browne issued a “restraining order” to the Antichrist and the secret cabal that controls the world, spiritually binding their efforts to destroy America. Howard-Browne, a right-wing pastor and radical conspiracy theorist who laid hands …

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Pastor Who “Laid Hands” On Trump Slays With “Holy Laughter,” Says Same Will Happen To All Those In Office

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Rodney Howard-Browne, a right-wing pastor and radical conspiracy theorist who laid hands upon and prayed over President Trump in the Oval Office last year, is currently hosting a week-long “Celebrate America” event in Washington, D.C, that is designed to prepare for “the Great Awakening that is soon to come.” During Monday’s service, Howard-Browne …

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Evangelical Group’s Newsletter: Potential SCOTUS Nominee Amy Barrett Has Been “Endorsed By Heaven”

Peter Montgomery reports at Right Wing Watch: TheCall, a group led by Trump-supporting dominionist Lou Engle, declared in its latest email newsletter that Amy Coney Barrett, widely considered to be a top contender for a Supreme Court nomination, “has the endorsement of heaven behind her.” The declaration about Amy Coney Barrett revealed in Monday morning’s edition of “The Briefing: Prophetic …

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Meet The Semisaurus Mobile Creationism Museum

Apparently men wearing 19th century suits were once chased around the American frontier by dinosaurs. The Scottsbluff Star-Herald reports: North Hills Baptist Church in Lingle, Wyoming has brought the Semisaurus mobile creationism museum for its vacation Bible school this weekend, which will be open to the public. Brian Young, a former teacher and the director of the Creation Instruction Association …

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Bryan Fischer: Racist Liberals Are The New Confederacy For Running White Women Out Of Restaurants [VIDEO]

“This is the reinstatement of Jim Crow laws by people on the left. It’s not only racist, it’s misogynistic. Running white women out of restaurants and movie theaters. In fact, you could make the case that the liberals of today are the new Confederacy. They are the new Confederate party because they are bringing back segregation, they are bringing back …

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Dem Lawmaker Claims She Stopped Hurricanes, Binds Satan In Jesus’ Name By Blocking Him On Facebook

From the far-right Charisma News: Apostle and Florida House Representative Kimberly Daniels began her speech at the Charisma Conference 2018 with a boisterous rap about casting out the devil and stomping him on the head. The rap set the tone for a speech full of supernatural pronouncements and prophecy. Daniels later referred to “a demon in the body of a …

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Alex Jones: The Pentagon Has Weaponized Perfumes That Turn Men Gay So They Don’t Have Children

“The Pentagon developed a Atrazine-type spray that they would spray. They tested it actually in Iraq. That’s classified but it was — it got leaked. You can pull it up. Gay bomb! They always take like a clip of me going gay bomb, baby! And then I show BBC, but they cut the BBC, and it’s basically a chemical cocktail, …

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Pastor Rick Wiles: Drinking Water Is Cannibalism

“When they slaughter a little baby in a Planned Parenthood baby butcher shop, where does that baby’s blood go? Where does the baby’s brains and guts go? I’ll tell you where it goes. It goes down the drain, into the sewer system and the blood of those babies is running through your town’s sewer, under your street. The sewage pipes …

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Christian Prophetess: When You Die, Jesus Throws You A Dance Party With Sweet Desserts In His Mansion

“Jesus Christ doesn’t live in the throne room all the time. He actually has his own mansion. He deserves it. He had to come and live as a man and put up with all that, right? He died for us, so I think he deserves his own place. He has a magnificent mansion that’s in the biggest field of flowers …

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Christian Prophetess: I Met Jesus And He Was Hot

“They have arms and legs. They have heads. They have bodies. I’m talking about the Trinity and Holy Spirit, who is invisible. He has a body. He’s big. He’s a really big and tall guy. He can be as big as he wants! I’ve seen him appear as like swirls of color or, like, tornadoes with the flames of fire …

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Two GOP Senate Candidates Seek And Receive Backing From Notorious Anti-LGBT Activist Eugene Delgaudio

CNN reports: Two Republican Senate nominees sought and received the support of an anti-LGBT group that links homosexuality to pedophilia and defends conversion therapy. North Dakota’s Kevin Cramer and Virginia’s Corey Stewart, who both won the Republican nomination in their respective states on Tuesday, filled out a “Senate Candidate Survey” for the group Public Advocate of the United States. The …

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Christian Activist To “Shame” Attendees At Columbus Pride Because Something Penis And Rectums [VIDEO]

“I think shame is a good thing. Shame breaks you down. Shame drives you to your knees. Shame lets you know that you need a savior. These dudes at the gay pride parade, prancing up and down the streets. Do you know that those men doing that put their penises in the rectum of other men? Do you know that? …

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Christian Prophetess Takes Control Over Hawaii Volcano In Jesus’ Name, Commands Lava Flow To Stop [VIDEO]

“We have authority over volcanoes. We can even tell them to stop. Christ stopped the storm. So while we’re taking power and authority over the devil controlling that volcano. People are going to be laughing about this, I totally ignore them. Just ignore them. They don’t know what they’re saying and they don’t even know what’s going on. They don’t …

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Ted Cruz’s Father: SCOTUS Destroyed The Family When They Legalized Marriage Between Two Men And A Horse

“Let me tell you another two words that are not in Article 1, Section 8: The word ‘marriage’ or the word ‘family.’ That decision of the Supreme Court on June 26 of 2015, where they said that God got it wrong and marriage was not just between one man and a woman, it could be between two men and a …

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CANADA: Parents Lose Child Custody Case After Claiming God Spoke In Court Through A Stuffed Lion

Canada’s CBC reports: The couple spoke in tongues in court to a stuffed lion who they claimed was giving them direct counsel from God. They rejected legal aid, preferring to advise witnesses “it was their lawyer Jesus Christ asking the questions through the voice of the parent.” The battle was for custody of their baby — who the mother wants …

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TENNESSEE: GOP Gov Candidate Doubles Down On Batshit Claim That Porn Causes School Shootings

“Why is it that we’re seeing this surge of this violence with these young people? And when they’re looking at videos and they’re not getting good parental guidance? Why is it, 20, 25, 30 years ago, when there were just as many weapons around, that we didn’t have this happening?” – GOP House Rep. Diane Black, Tennessee’s front-runner in the …

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Christian Prophet: Liberals Will Create Hurricanes During Midterms To Suppress Voting By Trump Backers

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Mark Taylor, the so-called “firefighter prophet” about whom Liberty University is making a movie, appeared on Sheila Zilinksy’s podcast over the weekend where he warned that those who oppose President Trump will use secret technology to create hurricanes just before the midterm elections in order to suppress voter turnout among Trump supporters. Taylor, …

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GOP House Rep Blames School Shootings On Porn

Talking Points Memo reports: Rep. Diane Black (R-TN), a candidate for governor of Tennessee, says that pornography is a “big part” of the impetus for school shootings, along with violent movies, “idle hands” and the “deterioration of the family.” “It’s available on the shelf when you walk in the grocery store. Yeah, you have to reach up to get it, …

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