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Nutjob Seth Rich Conspiracy Loon Claims He Was Nearly Murdered By Fellow Nutjob Seth Rich Conspiracy Loon

The Washington Post reports: As conspiracy theories swirled around the murder of Democratic National Committee staffer Seth Rich, lobbyist Jack Burkman took the unusual step of launching his own private investigation. A man with military and security experience stepped up to help. Now Burkman alleges that man, Kevin Doherty, nearly killed him. Burkman, a conservative lobbyist who has also raised …

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UTAH: Federal Court Dismisses Suit From Anti-Gay Nutjob Who Claims He Wants To Marry His Laptop

Ben Winslow reports at Salt Lake City’s Fox affiliate: A federal judge has dismissed a lawsuit filed by a man seeking the right to marry his laptop. In an order obtained by FOX 13 on Monday, U.S. District Court Judge David Nuffer rejected a lawsuit leveled by Chris Sevier, who argued that if same-sex marriage is legal he should be …

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Christian “Prophet”: White House Staff Turnover Is Just God Removing Those Who Oppose His Vision [VIDEO]

“God is separating the wheat from the chaff right now. If you are not on board with God’s vision — and people can blame this on Donald Trump all they want to, but Donald Trump was put in there to institute God’s vision, so you are either on board with God’s vision or you’re gone. It’s as simple as that. …

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Christian Site: How To Stop Illuminati Witches From Controlling Your Mind With Sound Waves This Easter

Charisma News is out with yet another of their super-helpful anti-witchcraft tutorials: Ex-witch Beth Eckert recently conducted a study on the Easter season, and what she discovered really forced her to grapple with the truth about the Easter season. Yes, resurrection Sunday is a time to rejoice in our Savior breaking the confines of death. And while Satan lost his …

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Linda Harvey: God Punishes America For Abortion By Making Gays Have Empty Sperm-Spilling Sex [VIDEO]

“One has to consider, first of all, the horrifying possibility that this complete sexual and human identity meltdown could be an aspect of God’s judgment on us for aborting millions of our children. It is very possible that as an instrument of God’s judgment, he is using the punishment to come on us through our children, the corruption of our …

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Catholic Hate Group Issues Money Beg To Stop UN Sex Ed Program “Which Leads Children To Sin And Death”

Just in from C-FAM leader Austin Ruse: Today, as you read these words, we are in the thick of a desperate fight to keep a nasty program called “comprehensive sexuality education” (CSE) out of UN documents and therefore away from little school children. CSE is straight from the pits of hell. It is a program that leads children directly into …

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Death To Gays Pastor: God Might Destroy America Because The Shape Of Water Won Best Picture [AUDIO]

“The Academy Award ceremonies this week provided the best film and best director Oscar to a violation of the worst possible sexual sin mentioned in Leviticus chapter 18. Maybe I’ll just leave it there, I don’t want to defile the ears of my listeners. But this was another milestone in the moral degradation of Hollywood and the nation itself.  What …

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OKLAHOMA: State Senate Invocation Pastor Blames Parkland Massacre On Same-Sex Marriage [VIDEO]

This took unusually long. Oklahoma City’s CBS affiliate reports: The pastor who presided over the morning prayer and devotion in the state Senate is generating some anger. He suggested recent natural disasters and man-made tragedies like the Florida school shooting are the result of God’s wrath over, among other things, gay marriage. “Jacob (Nikolas) Cruz, February the 14th, went into …

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Scamvangelist Lori Bakker: Liberals Really Want To Lock Up All Christians In “Mental Illness Centers” [VIDEO]

After comedian Joy Behar mocked Mike Pence for claiming that God directly speaks to him, Jim Bakker’s wife Lori has decided that liberals want to throw all Christians in the loony bin. Kyle Mantyla has the quote at Right Wing Watch: “If the world is thinking that we’re all mentally ill, do you know what’s going to happen next? They …

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Rush Limbaugh Suggests Georgia Teacher Is “Radical Leftist” Planted To Stop Movement To Arm Teachers

Media Matters has the transcript of today’s show: So we have a teacher barricaded in a classroom with no students. No children. No students anywhere around. And starts firing some shots. Barricaded in the classroom. And then here comes some cops and nab the guy is in custody and we got a breaking new stories: “Teacher in Custody After Georgia …

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Christian Activist: Maybe Scalia Was Murdered By A 13 Year-Old Boy At That “Pedophilia Ranch” [VIDEO]

World Net Daily columnist, racist birther, and 9/11 truther Jerome Corsi, who is also a regular on InfoWars, has a new explanation regarding the death of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia. Kyle Mantyla has the quote at Right Wing Watch: “The story is a pedophilia ranch,” Corsi said, “a boy ranch for elite to go on these so-called hunting trips …

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Christian Prophetess Who Battles Hurricanes Says God Has Told Her Result Of Next Five Presidential Elections

Remember last year when Christian prophetess Kat Kerr hilariously faced down Hurricane Irma with her scepter? She’s back! Kyly Mantyla has the quote at Right Wing Watch: “Even before Trump ran,” Kerr said, “God had been telling me that, ‘I’m going to make America greater than ever, it’s about to step into its destiny, but I can’t start this until …

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SOLUTION: American Family Association Calls For Every School To Post “You Shall Not Murder” On Marquees

From the American Family Association: American Family Association is asking every school in the country to put this statement on their school marquee or school sign for one week: “You shall not murder.” While the country is discussing gun control laws, we think our young people should also be reminded that innocent human life is precious. Murder is against the …

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American Family Association: No Praying And Too Few Guns Is Why God Allows School Shootings To Happen

AFA radio host Bryan Fischer writes: I suggest we have mass school shootings because we don’t have enough God on our campuses and we don’t have enough guns. When tragic school shootings happen, like the one in Florida, everyone sends their “thoughts and prayers” to the families of the victims. But why don’t we pray before these shootings happen instead …

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Sean Hannity: There’s Sperm On Obama’s Portrait

The Week reports: Fox News host Sean Hannity has claimed with no evidence whatsoever that former President Barack Obama was not born in the U.S., that he is in cahoots with the entire “liberal media,” and that under his watch, a Democratic National Committee staffer was killed because he supposedly gave emails to WikiLeaks. Never one to miss something that …

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NRA Smashes Own TV Because Something Something

Mediaite reports: The National Rifle Association’s media affiliate NRATV — which brands itself as a media outlet for viewers who don’t think Fox News and talk radio are right-wing enough — has launched its most amazing advertising campaign yet, as the outlet is now destroying their own televisions in an attempt to defeat the “fake news.” Grant Stinchfield — who …

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“Death To Gays” Pastor Blames USA Gymnastics Sexual Assault Scandal On “Immodest” Uniforms [AUDIO]

According to notorious Pastor Kevin “Death To Gays” Swanson, former USA Gymnastics Dr. Larry Nassar assaulted all those girls because the sport requires them to dress “immodestly.” Kyle Mantyla has the quote at Right Wing Watch: “There is an infatuation with the body and, of course, the sexual aspects of the body as well. Some sports encourage immodesty, revealing large …

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Christian Pastor Claims Melania Secretly Had White House Exorcised Of Obama’s Demonic Idols [AUDIO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Last week, right-wing pastor Paul Begley, host of the “Coming Apocalypse” program, appeared on Sheila Zilinsky’s “Weekend Vigilante” podcast, where he claimed that First Lady Melania Trump ordered the White House to be “completely exorcised” before she moved in. “The first lady, in that five hours when the Obamas and the Trumps went …

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Bachmann: God Doesn’t Want Me In The Senate

Minnesota Public Radio reports: Former Minnesota Republican Rep. Michele Bachmann has ruled out a run for U.S. Senate seat next fall, MPR News has confirmed. Bachmann’s reasoning: She didn’t have any “sense from the lord” that she should try for the seat, which was left vacant after Al Franken resigned following allegations of sexual misconduct. “It became very clear to …

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Michele Bachmann: I Prayed Trump Into Office [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Last week, former Minnesota congresswoman and current “pastor to the United Nations” Michele Bachmann joined televangelist Kenneth Copeland to provide live analysis of President Trump’s State of the Union address, during which the two agreed that it was their prayers that helped turn the tide of the 2016 presidential election. Recalling her role …

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