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“I’ve already sent them. I’ve sent them. There are a million right now that are posted to him. And you know, these are special ops hosts. Special ops are the ones that have flesh on them. I’ve lined this Pennsylvania Avenue with hosts. Thousands upon thousands and thousands of them are lining the very route that he would have to take and the place where he will be standing to take the oath of office.” – Self-proclaimed prophet Kat Kerr, speaking today on the evangelical podcast Elijah Streams. See Kerr’s lengthy list of greatest hits below. It’s hard to choose a favorite.
“Prophetess” Kat Kerr reports that she has dispatched a million “special ops” angels to Washington DC to protect Trump during his inauguration. pic.twitter.com/vYZ8OKQYRO
— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) January 6, 2025
PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: Kat Kerr declares that people who stole the election will “hang on meat hooks in hell right next to Hitler.” Kat Kerr says 150-foot angels will kill her critics. Kat Kerr says a talking scroll in heaven will soon prove the “legality” that Trump is still president. Kat Kerr says she heard God “laughing loudly” at Biden’s fake electoral college count. Kat Kerr says Jesus took her to a football game in heaven where he always wins at every sport. Kat Kerr says Jesus personally gave her the commission to draw a portrait of God and that she touched God’s hair while visiting heaven to create the drawing. Kat Kerr personally dispatches 1000 “special ops angels” to ensure Trump is reelected. Kat Kerr assigns 100 million angels to guard the Republican convention. Kat Kerr claims God destroyed the Bahamas with a hurricane due to all the underground sex trafficking tunnels. Kat Kerr claims she saw angels bombarding Trump protesters to drive out their “demonic infections.” Kat Kerr claims she waved at the blond angels guarding the tomb of Jesus. Kat Kerr claims she met Whitney Houston in heaven. Kat Kerr claims the GOP secretly won the 2018 House midterms by pretending to be Democrats. Kat Kerr claims all the aborted babies in heaven had a dance party after Kavanaugh was sworn in. Kat Kerr claims God has a rainbow colored pet unicorn. Kat Kerr claims she met Jesus in person and he was totally hot. Kat Kerr clams that once you reach heaven, Jesus personally throws you a dance party in his mansion and serves you the delicious desserts he baked himself. Kat Kerry claims God personally told her the results of the next five presidential elections. Kat Kerr “takes authority” over volcanoes, hurricanes, and wildfires in the name of Jesus, failing to stop each event.