Tag Archives: loony tunes

Sandy Hook Dad Wins $450,000 Defamation Judgment

The Wisconsin State Journal reports: A Dane County jury on Tuesday decided a village of Oregon conspiracy theorist must pay the father of a boy killed in the 2012 Sandy Hook shootings $450,000 for falsely claiming that the father circulated fabricated copies of his son’s death certificate. James Fetzer must pay Leonard Pozner, whose son, Noah, 6, was the youngest …

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Trump Education Board Pick Writes “Illuminati” Books

The Denver Post reports: A Colorado Springs lawyer appointed by President Donald Trump to a federal education board is a prolific author of self-help Illuminati books whose education company has been accused of handing out certificates to undeserving applicants. The White House announced last week that Trump had nominated George Mentz to the Commission on Presidential Scholars. His nomination does …

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Michele Bachmann: God Says Climate Change Is Fake

“I would encourage pastors to start preaching on this issue of climate change and God’s view of climate change. The very covenant was established by God and Noah. And that covenant was that sin was so gross in the world that God had to bring about judgment, and then he had to bring about salvation, and from there came Abraham. …

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Kanye: Satan Controls Your Mind With Social Media

The Christian Post reports: Kanye West hosted one of his popular Sunday Service events in Salt Lake City over the weekend as the town simultaneously held a popular Mormon conference. While there, he led thousands in a spiritual warfare prayer against the devil and talked about the evils of the media. The popular emcee set up for Sunday Service across …

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Mother Tells Kids To Remove Seatbeats Because “The Devil Can’t Hurt You, Only Jesus Can Cure Us” [VIDEO]

The Ocala Post reports: A Lake City woman says she attempted to kill her four children — ages 6 to 13 — because her husband “put a hex” on her. Calica Williams, 36, is now facing four counts of attempted murder. According to the arrest affidavit, Williams told the children to take off their seatbelts and stretch out their hands. …

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Larry Klayman To Sentence Bidens In “Citizens Court”

“Today, I, Larry Klayman, the founder of Freedom Watch and a former federal prosecutor, pledge to you with my sacred honor that our citizens grand jury will meet again in the next few weeks, and I, as the citizens prosecutor, will present evidence of the Bidens’ crimes. “We will then indict the Bidens, try them in a citizens court and …

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Evangelist: God Will Smite Dems Over Impeachment

“The Lord of Heaven is looking down on this travesty, he’s looking down on this political witch hunt, he’s looking down on this false accusation, this sowing discord among the brethren tearing the country to pieces; these are the things that God hates. And whenever a political party is invested, like the Democratic Party is, in things that God hates, …

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Christian Site: Satanists And Witches Take Power Over Your Children When They Eat Cursed Halloween Candy

Charisma News, the site best known here for its anti-witchcraft tutorials, its claim that the lifespan of gays is shortened by 20 years, its warning that burning breakfast eggs can summon demons, and its declaration that yoga is white witchcraft, today has a warning about Halloween. Did you know satanists, witches, warlocks and others who desire to destroy Christians curse …

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Red-Caped Catholic Loons To Rally Against Cannibalism

Via email from Tradition, Family, & Property: Cannibalism is just one of the horrors the enemy is preparing to normalize. We have already seen the rise of infanticide by abortion, sodomy and homosexuality promoted by leading media giants, and even Satanism trying to find social acceptance.  We need to combat these odds that are becoming seemingly more impossible to fight. …

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Anti-Vax Nutbags: We’re The New Civil Rights Activists

Politico reports: A chorus of mostly white women sang the gospel song “We Shall Overcome” in the California State Capitol, an anthem of the civil rights movement. Mothers rallied outside the governor’s office and marched through Capitol corridors chanting “No segregation, no discrimination, yes on education for all!” Some wore T-shirts that read “Freedom Keepers.” But this wasn’t about racial …

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Christian Radio Host: Depression Is Caused By Sinning

“One of the reasons that you are seeing all of these Christians who are depressed and having suicidal thoughts and committing suicide and living just like the world is because they are still of the world. Satan is still their daddy. When you don’t sin, folks, you are not going to have all those issues. “Perfect and holy people do …

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TEXAS: City Councilman Protects Town From “Witches And Satan Worshipers Through Shed Blood Of Jesus”

Hemant Mehta reports at The Friendly Atheist: Nothing weird about this. Just a Christian guy who’s staking out a local park before the sun comes up in order to keep the “witches and satan worshipers” away with his Jesus prayers. I would normally just dismiss him as a kook… except that kook is Tim Kelly, a man who won a …

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CALIFORNIA: Anti-Vax Protester Throws Menstrual Blood On State Senators, “This Is For The Dead Babies”

The San Francisco Chronicle reports: The California Senate was forced from its chamber and halted work for more than three hours on the final day of its session after an opponent of mandatory childhood vaccinations poured what appeared to be blood on lawmakers from the gallery Friday evening. Stunned lawmakers left the chamber and security officers cleared the gallery and …

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Christian Prophetess Declares Victory Over Dorian: Thank You Jesus, We Crushed The Hurricane Together

“THANK YOU JESUS, WE CRUSHED THE STORM TOGETHER! Shortly before 8pm EST, live from the coast of Florida, we took the authority Christ gave us and declared over the storm. Winds have dissipated from 185 mph to 130 mph and soon the storm will officially be downgraded to a category 2 and we will continue to speak against it! Thank …

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“Senior Leaders In The Body Of Christ” To Investigate Faith-Healer For “Sexual Perversion” Of Hitting On Men

From the far-right Charisma News: A group of “senior leaders in the body” of Christ will investigate the allegations of sexual misconduct against revivalist Todd Bentley, according to a statement Michael Brown posted on Facebook this morning. On Aug. 22, Stephen Powell—founder of Lion of Light Ministries—posted a lengthy Facebook statement accusing Bentley of “sexual perversion” involving male and female …

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Pat Robertson’s Network: The Prayers Of Christians Are Keeping Hurricane Dorian Away From Florida [VIDEO]

Pat Robertson’s Christian Broadcasting Network reports: Florida is still facing a serious threat from Hurricane Dorian, but it was directly in the crosshairs of this monster Category 5 storm just a few days ago. That’s when officials and Christians across the state began praying and preparing. And while the danger isn’t over, it has decreased dramatically from what was first …

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TENNESSEE: Catholic School Bans Harry Potter Books On Advice Of Exorcists Because Spells, Curses Are Real

The Tennessean reports: The students at St. Edward Catholic School in Nashville can no longer checkout the popular Harry Potter book series from their school’s library. The seven-book series depicting the magical adventures of a young wizard and his friends was removed from the library because of their content, the Rev. Dan Reehil, a pastor at the Roman Catholic parish …

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Christian Prophetess Just “Will Not Tolerate” Hurricane Dorian, Takes Authority Over The Storm In Jesus’ Name

“We’re taking authority over the weather. Which we all know Jesus can do. Therefore we’ll be just like him. Jesus told us, ‘I give you power over all the powers of the enemy.’ “And in case you’re wondering why we even have violent types of weather? Satan! He has the ability to jump into these storms or earthquakes because we …

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Christian Prophet: “RBG Has Got To Be A Pedophile”

“John Roberts, they said his name was in there as going [to Jeffrey Epstein’s island] twice. If he’s the one, you and I both know that little witch called RBG has been there multiple times. If John Roberts has been there, that means RBG has been there. If that’s the case, then that might be the scandal God has been …

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#QAnon Nutbag Liz Crokin: The 2020 WH Race Is Moot Because All Dems Will Be In Prison For Child Sex Crimes

“No one’s gonna beat President Trump, number one. And the media continues to lie about his numbers. He won by a much bigger margin than the media to this day is reporting. So that’s number one. “Number two, I think this all gonna be a moot point because these candidates will wind up in jail before 2020. I’m serious. So …

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