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#QAnon Nutbag Liz Crokin: Trump Purposely Misspelled “Hamburger” To Mock Obama And His “Satanist Pals”

“President Trump orders a bunch of fast food to the White House to mock Obama & his pedophile Satanist pals for ordering $65k worth of pizza & hot dogs (pedophile code words) for a party when he was there. Then today he misspells burger to say berder which means a person who commits acts lower than the Devil & even …

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GOP Rep Compares Border “Emergency” To 9/11

Politico reports: Rep. Mo Brooks on Friday defended the need for more border security, including a border wall, by comparing the situation along the nation’s southern border to the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001. “Let’s look at 9/11 by way of example. We lost 3,000 people more or less on 9/11,” Brooks (R-Ala.) said on CNN’s “New Day.” “That …

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Self-Proclaimed Christian Prophet: Democrats Winning The House Was Actually A Voter Fraud Sting Operation

“I know for a fact that they stole the House. They did not win the House. They did not win a lot of these elections across the country. It was a huge red tsunami – I’ve been attacked for saying it was a red tsunami – and people don’t understand, again, it’s in God’s timing. There are certain things that …

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Televangelist Kenneth Copeland: God Told Me I’ll Live “Till I’m 120 Years Old” So I’ll Be Preaching Until 2056

“I want to tell you something the Lord said to me. I’ve gone into a very — how can I say this part? — more than just a little exercise program. And I’m in very serious training. Praise God. I’m working out hard. And I heard this. He said, ‘Kenneth, I sacrificed my body for yours.’ He said, ‘Now you …

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Loony Louie Gohmert: We Owe It To Our Country To Keep Shutdown Going Until Hell Freezes Over [VIDEO]

The Huffington Post reports: “So, Congressman, how long should the president keep the government closed?” Fox & Friend co-host Griff Jenkins asked Gohmert, who is famous for his eyebrow-raising remarks. “Because we keep seeing people losing their lives without [a wall], you do it till hell freezes over,” the lawmaker answered, after noting that only about 25 percent of the …

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GOP Rep-Elect Mark Green Blames Autism On Vaccines

The Tennessean report: A soon-to-be congressman from Tennessee told constituents Tuesday he believed vaccines may be causing autism, denying data from the Centers for Disease Control and other institutions disproving such a theory. Not only did Republican Mark Green, a Congressman-elect from Clarksville who is also a medical doctor, express hesitation about the CDC’s stance on vaccines, Green said he …

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Evangelicals Gather At Trump’s DC Hotel To Speak In Tongues And Defend Him Against The Evil Deep State

Religion News Service reports: The Trump International Hotel in Washington, D.C., which towers above other buildings near the White House, is best known for hosting global diplomats and prominent dignitaries in its lavish facilities. But last Friday afternoon (Dec. 7), one of the hotel’s many glimmering ballrooms was transformed into a sanctuary, where dozens of worshippers held their hands aloft …

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Christian TV CEO: Hillary Was Conceived As The Whore Of Babylon In Secret 1946 Scientology Ritual [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Today, SkyWatch TV posted a program in which End Times author and SkyWatch TV CEO Tom Horn suggested that Hillary Clinton is the “Whore of Babylon” who was conceived during a ritual carried out in 1946 by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. Horn claimed that stolen emails posted by Wikileaks revealed that Clinton …

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American Family Association: Dinosaurs Starved After Leaving The Ark Because All Plants Were Gone [VIDEO]

“I have no hesitation in saying this because I do not doubt the word of God, that man coexisted with dinosaurs. Now, people will tell me I’m a neanderthal, I’m a Cro-Magnon, this is superstition, this is an old wive’s tale; I don’t care because my trust and confidence is in the word of God. So that word of God …

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Christian Group Demands Justice For Killed Missionary

Via press release: We here at International Christian Concern are extremely concerned by the reports of an American missionary being murdered in India’s Andaman and Nicobar Islands. Our thoughts and prayers go out to both John’s family and friends. A full investigation must be launched in this this murder and those responsible must be brought to justice. Every day, new …

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Christian TV Host: We’ll All Die In The 2018 Ice Age But At Least There’ll Be No More Porn Or Abortions [VIDEO]

“You can laugh, mock, ridicule all you want, but you’re going to end up freezing to death. This thing is here, it’s arriving and it’s arriving quickly and it’s arriving this year. We’re going to see the onset of this ice age in the winter of 2018. It will freeze out Planned Parenthood. There won’t be very many abortions in …

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Catholic League Backs Exorcism For Sex Abuse Victims

Catholic League blowhard Bill Donohue writes: Mike Mariani has written a splendid article on exorcisms in the December edition of The Atlantic. Well researched and composed, he points to survey data that indicate that roughly half of Americans believe in demonic possession, and an even higher number believe in the devil. Who are the most likely candidates for an exorcism? …

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Townhall Columnist Liz Crokin: Hollywood Celebrities Set California’s Wildfires To Cover Up Their Pedophilia

“This man [actor Rainn Wilson], I started doing some research on him. Guess what? He’s involved with a charity in Haiti. Any celebrity that is involved with ‘work’ in Haiti, you had better believe they’re involved in child sex trafficking, okay? So the guy who openly talks about cannibalism, eating babies, and raping babies and who just happens to be …

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Christian Prophet: Demonic Eric Holder Is Posting Mind Control On Twitter To Activate Assassins To Kill Trump

“He changed his Twitter background to you see him standing there with his arms crossed in front of JFK’s grave site and he’s got his hands together with his two fingers, like he is giving a code. People aren’t stupid. It looks like there is something being given off in the spirit by what he is doing. These guys have …

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Liberty Counsel Issues Annual Xmas Retail Boycott List

Via press release from hate group leader Mat Staver: As a feature of the annual Friend or Foe Christmas Campaign, Liberty Counsel has provided a Naughty and Nice List, cataloging some of the stores that are censoring Christmas and some that are publicly celebrating it. The Friend or Foe Christmas Campaign educates, and if necessary litigates, to make sure that …

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Megachurch Pastor John Lindell: “Yoga Is Demonic”

USA Today reports: A pastor of an Assemblies of God megachurch recently took aim at yoga, saying it has “demonic roots” and warning Christians to avoid the popular activity. Pastor John Lindell told the attendees of James River Church in Ozark, Missouri — which has a congregation of about 10,500 – that the positions in yoga were “created with demonic …

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Christian Prophetess: Tuesday Was A Red Wave Because God Had Secret GOP “Scouts” Pretend To Be Dem Reps

“I can let you know God does have a plan with the red tsunami. And yes, it did happen. And no, I will not repent for saying that because God has not repented and he knows his plan and what that means to him. The red tsunami did happen. Those who represented the blue, some of those Democrats do not …

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“Death To Non-Christians” GOP Rep Wins Reelection

The Hill reports: Republican state Rep. Matt Shea, who published a manifesto calling for “war” against enemies of Christianity, was reelected in Washington state. Shea, a six-term legislator, won with 58.3 percent of the vote, defeating his Democratic challenger by a comfortable margin. In a manifesto he published and distributed titled “Biblical Basis for War,” Shea calls for the end …

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Christian Facebook Group Behind Billboard Hails Trump For “Proving That The Real Racists Are Not White”

Make The Gospel Great Again’s mission statement: MGGA exists to help spread the truth of God’s great champion on earth – President Donald Trump. The Lord anointed Mr. Trump to bless America, and we live out our faith by following him. Donald Trump has already won many victories for Jesus by stopping abortions, telling the truth, proving that the real …

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Crazy Eyes: I Do Want Nikki Haley’s United Nations Job

“I’m open to it because foreign policy is my interest and the United Nations is not an organization that I have been a fan of for a long time. I’ve been there for over a year now at the United Nations and we’re trying to bring a different perspective to the United Nations. We have several ways that we’re trying …

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