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“They’re planting – they’re putting eggs in people’s bodies. If you didn’t see yesterday’s TruNews, you need to watch it. It’s an egg that hatches into a synthetic parasite. It grows inside your body. “This is like a sci-fi nightmare. And it’s happening in front of us. This is a global coup d’état by the most evil cabal of people …

“The devil have power to give breath to the clones, to the images. We’re dealing with the number of the beast and the name of the beast. I don’t think the mark is right now. “The Moderna vaccine has luciferous (?), which is the name of the beast. Everything about this vaccine has 666, which is the number of the …

“Somebody sent me a thing this morning where they’re talking about putting the vaccine in salad dressing. Have you seen this? I mean, I’m thinking to myself, this is the bizarro world, right? This is definitely the bizarro world. These people are seriously thinking about how to impose their will on us in our society and it has to stop.” …

“Originally I had hoped for August and September. I asked all the lawyers just yesterday. We are taking this case to the Supreme Court before Thanksgiving. Now maybe Fox will report that today. “You heard it here first because our case is ready. We are bringing it to the Supreme Court before Thanksgiving. This evidence is 100% non-subjective evidence. The …

Courthouse News Service reports: A federal judge voiced concern for the Pennsylvania pizzeria owner’s livelihood but said he had no choice but to send her to jail Friday after a frazzling hearing where she refused to abide by the conditions of release. “You’re a small business owner. I don’t want to lock you up. I don’t want you to lose …

Media Matters has the transcript: JEREMY BOREING (HOST): Rock ‘n roll’s over. You’re still talking about rock ‘n roll as if Barack Obama didn’t happen. Honestly – it’s for another day – Barack Obama destroyed rock ‘n roll. MICHAEL KNOWLES (HOST): You have convinced me of this. BOREING: There was rock ‘n roll, then there was Barack Obama, now there’s …

“Steve, he [Biden] said there’s 80 million people not vaccinated. Well, gee, that’s kind of funny. That’s how many votes Donald Trump really got. “You know, it’s probably more like 200 million people aren’t vaccinated. I don’t know a Christian out there that I know that’s going to get vaccinated because it’s actually – you know, I’ve said it before …

“I know this. What I’ve had for the last three weeks – are you guys looking at me? – is not a virus. I want you to listen to me again. Because we’ve all been programmed to say ‘COVID virus.’  “What I had was not a virus. I got that from the holy spirit. What I have – had – …

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Radical religious-right activist Dave Daubenmire has teamed up with anti-vaccine conspiracy theorist Sherri Tenpenny to launch a new organization called The Christian Revolution that is designed to be a funding mechanism to support right-wing activists and causes around the country. On Tuesday’s episode of his “Pass The Salt Live” program, Daubenmire said he …

“My name is Melissa, I have two daughter in the school system. These are demonic entities and we need to stick together. Remember, we have authority in Christ Jesus. “These are demonic entities in all of the school boards in all of the United States of America. And all of us Christians will be sticking together to take them all …

The Insider reports: An Indiana woman has filed a lawsuit against the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and multiple retailers, alleging that their mask requirements violated laws meant to protect people with disabilities. Krispy Kreme, Sephora, and AMC Theatres were among the 16 named defendants in the lawsuit filed on August 18 by Jennifer Reinoehl in US District Court …

“I’m going to tell you what God told me to tell you. They’ve got variants coming that ain’t no vaccine going to work for. This nation is under the judgment of God. “They’re already admitting that the vaccine is alarmingly not working. Alarmingly! They’re alarmed at what they’re seeing. Do you know why? Because America, you’re making a huge mistake. …

Greenville, South Carolina’s NBC News affiliate reports: Some parents in Greenville County are frustrated and say they want masks mandated. Others say they’re glad it’s an option. The Greenville County School board voted unanimously at a meeting Tuesday to pass a motion allocating 5.5 million dollars in federal funding. The district will allocate $3.3 million for 80 hours of COVID-19-related …

“Why should doctors be any better than lawyers, or professors, or any other group that has disgraced itself in American life? There’s no reason. Doctors have the same degree of wisdom as gender studies professors. The issue isn’t medical knowledge. The issue is wisdom and courage “Your doctor knows nothing about COVID, nothing. All they know is how the virus …

Salon reports: Though August 13th passed without any developments and his South Dakota “cyber symposium” fell flat, the infamous MyPillow CEO is still in Trump’s good graces — earning a glowing endorsement from the previous commander-in-chief at a packed rally in Cullman, Alabama, Saturday night. Lindell was even given a prominent speaking slot at the event, using the time to …

“Climate change is not scientific. It is a religion. It is an anti-Christ religion that has taken over the minds of the world. In today’s lesson, I’m going to prove to you from God’s word that it is a sin to believe in the ideology and the religion of climate change. “Satan has deceived the whole world. If you believe …

Kansas City’s CBS News affiliate reports: Kansas’ most populous county on Thursday imposed a mask mandate for students and staff in elementary schools in hopes of checking the more contagious COVID-19 delta variant. The Johnson County Commission voted 5-2 for a mask requirement for schools from kindergarten through the sixth grade. The commission faced criticism both from health care providers …

The Associated Press reports: MyPillow chief executive Mike Lindell says he was aggressively poked by someone seeking a selfie in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, this week, which led him to say he was attacked. Lindell, who hosted an election fraud symposium in the city this week, told the conservative talk show FlashPoint that he was approached by a man who …

Mediaite reports: OAN host Dan Ball reacted credulously to a jaw-droppingly inept live demonstration that his guest said shows that the COVID-19 vaccine made her magnetic. On Thursday night’s edition of Real America, Ball hosted a segment with Amelia Miller, one of many cranks posting videos that they say show Coronavirus vaccines conferring magnetism into their bodies. Ball subjected Miller …

Salon reports: MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell, on the final day of his “cyber symposium,” remained unable to produce any tangible evidence of widespread voter fraud in the 2020 election. He attempted to deflect blame for his failed event onto supposed antifa activists — or, actually, “antifa things” — who were nowhere to be seen in this Great Plains city of …