Christian Prophet: Jesus Gave Me Commission To Draw God And I Touched God’s Hair While Visiting Heaven

“I could [draw God], because of my photographic memory. But I think one of the greatest experiences I’ve ever had was when Jesus Christ introduced me to his father and Jesus himself gave me a commission to reveal the father himself.

“What he’s like, the things he says, what his heart is on things. He definitely has white hair. But it’s got life in it. It’s like, it moves, and I’ll never forget that I touched it one time when I was there.

“It’s like life jumped into my entire being. His eyes are like — you can barely see his eyes because of the glory coming out of him.” – Self-proclaimed prophet Kat Kerr, speaking on her podcast.

(Via The Friendly Atheist)

PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: Kat Kerr personally dispatches 1000 “special ops angels” to ensure Trump is reelected. Kat Kerr assigns 100 million angels to guard the Republican convention. Kat Kerr claims God destroyed the Bahamas with a hurricane due to all the underground sex trafficking tunnels. Kat Kerr claims she saw angels bombarding Trump protesters to drive out their “demonic infections.” Kat Katt claims she waved at the blond angels guarding the tomb of Jesus. Kat Kerr claims she met Whitney Houston in heaven. Kat Kerr claims the GOP secretly won the 2018 House midterms by pretending to be Democrats. Kat Kerr claims all the aborted babies in heaven had a dance party after Kavanaugh was sworn in. Kat Kerr claims God has a rainbow colored pet unicorn. Kat Kerr claims she met Jesus in person and he was totally hot. Kat Kerr clams that once you reach heaven, Jesus personally throws you a dance party in his mansion and serves you the delicious desserts he baked himself. Kat Kerry claims God personally told her the results of the next five presidential elections. Kat Kerr “takes authority” over volcanoes, hurricanes, and wildfires in the name of Jesus, failing to stop each event.