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“I know that Trump has heard, I have told him what was gonna happen, basically what was gonna happen the day he was shot, when he texted me from the platform 20 minutes before that time and God told him, ‘whatever happens today, don’t be worried about it, I got your back.’
“I said, don’t let fear interfere, do not fear in any way whatsoever from what’s gonna happen today. You have to keep going forward, you’re going to get accelerated, you are gonna be president. You will be president – not again – because you are right now.
“I tell him that all the time, you are number 46. There’s no question, all of heaven knows you’re 46.” – Self-proclaimed prophetess Kat Kerr, speaking to Bunsen Honeydew, who agrees that Trump is currently the president.
Kerr appeared here two weeks ago when she took authority over Hurricane Milton, ordering it to dissipate harmlessly over the ocean and commanding that it not spawn any tornadoes. Some of her greatest hits are below.
It would be nice if Kat Kerr and Steve Shultz could explain how Trump can be elected president again if, in fact, he has actually been president this whole time. https://t.co/1t5ICx4gdl
— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) October 17, 2024
PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: Kat Kerr declares that people who stole the election will “hang on meat hooks in hell right next to Hitler.” Kat Kerr says 150-foot angels will kill her critics. Kat Kerr says a talking scroll in heaven will soon prove the “legality” that Trump is still president. Kat Kerr says she heard God “laughing loudly” at Biden’s fake electoral college count. Kat Kerr says Jesus took her to a football game in heaven where he always wins at every sport. Kat Kerr says Jesus personally gave her the commission to draw a portrait of God and that she touched God’s hair while visiting heaven to create the drawing. Kat Kerr personally dispatches 1000 “special ops angels” to ensure Trump is reelected. Kat Kerr assigns 100 million angels to guard the Republican convention. Kat Kerr claims God destroyed the Bahamas with a hurricane due to all the underground sex trafficking tunnels. Kat Kerr claims she saw angels bombarding Trump protesters to drive out their “demonic infections.” Kat Kerr claims she waved at the blond angels guarding the tomb of Jesus. Kat Kerr claims she met Whitney Houston in heaven. Kat Kerr claims the GOP secretly won the 2018 House midterms by pretending to be Democrats. Kat Kerr claims all the aborted babies in heaven had a dance party after Kavanaugh was sworn in. Kat Kerr claims God has a rainbow colored pet unicorn. Kat Kerr claims she met Jesus in person and he was totally hot. Kat Kerr clams that once you reach heaven, Jesus personally throws you a dance party in his mansion and serves you the delicious desserts he baked himself. Kat Kerry claims God personally told her the results of the next five presidential elections. Kat Kerr “takes authority” over volcanoes, hurricanes, and wildfires in the name of Jesus, failing to stop each event.