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“We going to take early dominion and authority over Milton. We took authority over Helene and it shifted. As you know, Christ stopped the storms. Therefore we have a right and a privilege as born again believers to do that.
“Whether it’s avalanches or floods, we always take authority over it in the name of Jesus Christ. We command the armies of heaven to go into this system and begin to shred the bands in that storm.
“We have created a wall of faith that they can’t come in. Those storms are not allowed to come in on the east coast anymore because we said, ‘God made this earth, he made the oceans, he set boundaries, he said you may not cross, you may not cause destruction.’
“We want you to know that we have that right. We are over the weather, not under the weather. We also command that no tornadoes be formed.”- Self-proclaimed prophetess Kat Kerr, posting today to Facebook Live.
Some of Kerr’s greatest hits are below.
PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: Kat Kerr declares that people who stole the election will “hang on meat hooks in hell right next to Hitler.” Kat Kerr says 150-foot angels will kill her critics. Kat Kerr says a talking scroll in heaven will soon prove the “legality” that Trump is still president. Kat Kerr says she heard God “laughing loudly” at Biden’s fake electoral college count. Kat Kerry says Jesus took her to a football game in heaven where he always wins at every sport. Kat Kerr says Jesus personally gave her the commission to draw a portrait of God and that she touched God’s hair while visiting heaven to create the drawing. Kat Kerr personally dispatches 1000 “special ops angels” to ensure Trump is reelected. Kat Kerr assigns 100 million angels to guard the Republican convention. Kat Kerr claims God destroyed the Bahamas with a hurricane due to all the underground sex trafficking tunnels. Kat Kerr claims she saw angels bombarding Trump protesters to drive out their “demonic infections.” Kat Katt claims she waved at the blond angels guarding the tomb of Jesus. Kat Kerr claims she met Whitney Houston in heaven. Kat Kerr claims the GOP secretly won the 2018 House midterms by pretending to be Democrats. Kat Kerr claims all the aborted babies in heaven had a dance party after Kavanaugh was sworn in. Kat Kerr claims God has a rainbow colored pet unicorn. Kat Kerr claims she met Jesus in person and he was totally hot. Kat Kerr clams that once you reach heaven, Jesus personally throws you a dance party in his mansion and serves you the delicious desserts he baked himself. Kat Kerry claims God personally told her the results of the next five presidential elections. Kat Kerr “takes authority” over volcanoes, hurricanes, and wildfires in the name of Jesus, failing to stop each event.