Crackpots

Bryan Fischer and Porno Pete are exulting today over a study just issued by the British science periodical Nature which links buttsex to “anal incontinence.” While the survey doesn’t break down the respondents by sexual orientation, both haters are overlooking the inconvenient fact that more than eight times as many women reported having anal sex than the men did, making …

“What should draw parents nationwide to the streets in protest is the type of ‘love’ being promoted to vulnerable minors by adults in positions of seeming credibility. And on Valentine’s Day weekend, no less. The largest homosexual group in the country, the Human Rights Campaign, is sponsoring again this year a conference for teachers, youth counselors and youth themselves, February …

Harlem hate Pastor James David Manning has unleashed an N-word-filled rant against Bill De Blasio and Andrew Cuomo (plus pretty much all white people), whom Manning claims are secretly conspiring to illegally take his church at public auction later this month. Manning vows to make De Blasio and Cuomo “cry and weep like a baby” over their “chardonnay and Caesar …

Teabagistan is been up in arms all week about Beyonce’s tribute to the Black Lives Matter during the Super Bowl halftime show. Next week there will be a protest outside NFL headquarters in Manhattan. From the New York Daily News: Beyoncé haters are ready to get in formation. The anti-Beyhive is planning to protest the “Drunk in Love” singer outside of …

JMG reader Scott points us to this wailing story from Christian News: The embattled Tex-Mex restaurant chain Chipotle, which was founded by an open homosexual and is known for being vocal for its support for “gay rights,” closed all of its more than 2,000 restaurants on Monday to address the food safety issues that have plagued the company nationwide. According …

Donald Trump’s biggest fan in Teabagistan has gone on a rant that must be seen to be believed, even by Alex Jones’ usual spittle-flecked standards. Brian Tashman recaps at Right Wing Watch: He said that Sanders’ campaign is catching on because “stupid, snot-nosed, crud” liberals adore Mao Zedong while they “live off the backs of everybody that fought Nazism and …

Ever since that dark and stormy night when long-haired men in warehouses voted Eugene Delgaudio out of office, he’s had a lot of time on his hands. Therefore ole Eugene is stalking the Rubio campaign with signs accusing him of being part of that famously well-appointed Homosexual Lobby due the support of pro-gay billionaire Paul Singer. He writes: Why has …

“It really disturbs me. For 50 years, the Supreme Court has been saying, okay, less of God, less of God, not in the schools, not in public, you can’t pray, you can’t talk about the Bible. And with that decision last summer, they said forget what Moses said when he said, ‘A man shall leave his father and mother, a …

Radical fringe groups like Westboro Baptist and social justice groups took advantage of the Super Bowl media spotlight this weekend to stage protests across the Bay Area. Among them was a group of anti-circumcision “intactivists” called the Bloodstained Men. Glenn Beck came across the group near San Francisco’s Ferry Building and today he mocked them on his show, calling their …

The halftime show at Super Bowl 50 was filled with rainbows, from Coldplay frontman Chris Martin’s microphone to 20,000 fans spelling out “Believe In Love” with rainbow-hued placards. We’ve yet to hear whether the show’s planners intended to deliver a pro-gay message and perhaps their intent is obvious, but first to jump on the story are YouTube’s Illuminati-New World Order …

West Virginia state Sen. Robert Karnes has introduced a “religious freedom” bill that is so broad that even sites that regularly report on this nonsense have dropped jaws. Michael Stone writes: Sharia for Jesus: West Virginia bill would give Christians a “get out of jail free” card. A sweeping religious freedom bill promoted by Republicans in West Virginia would allow …

Megachurch scamvangelist, tongues-speaker, and faith-healer Kenneth Copeland has declared that White Jesus Himself has anointed Ted Cruz to become president. Watch below. Following Copeland’s endorsement, church leaders joined him on the stage to lay hands upon Rafael Cruz and predict a “wave of spiritual awakening from coast to coast.” Copeland, as you may know, got his start as the chauffeur …

Not the Onion. Via The Guardian: Russian prosecutors have begun considering whether media coverage of the unexpected friendship between a male tiger and goat at a safari park in the country’s far east counts as gay propaganda. Novosibirsk lawyer Alexei Krestyanov complained to the prosecutor general last month that information about the animals living together could harm children by provoking …

According to the figures provided by the federal government, there are about 20 million Christian-owned businesses in the United States. And as we know only a literal handful have ever been fined (not shut down) for breaking state public accommodation laws by refusing to serve LGBT customers. Those simple facts notwithstanding, according to the meme that has swept Teabagistan in …

Franklin Graham appeared on CNN today where he declared that the US government has only been secular for “the last few years.” He then called for a national referendum on same-sex marriage. Franklin is on a 50-state tour where he is commanding evangelicals to only vote for “bible-believing Christians.” More from Raw Story: The reverend warned that the nation is …

You guys, Catholic League blowhard Bill Donohue is VERY UPSET at last night’s episode of the new NBC sitcom Superstore. He wails: The furor unleashed by Hollywood against Christians, especially Catholics, has never been greater. This is due to many reasons, one of which is the large number of homosexual writers who work there—this is no secret—many of whom bear …

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Earlier today, Alex Jones spoke with InfoWars reporter Richard Reeves about the upcoming Iowa caucus, with Reeves saying he’d “love nothing better than to see Bernie Sanders take a victory here in Iowa.” “I agree, he would be great to defeat,” Jones responded. “But I don’t want to be put in his forced …

Last week the American Family Association published a ranking of US cities based on the percentage of residents who claim to read the bible at least once a week. Today World Net Daily warns us against cities that have the largest percentage of religious “nones” – people who claim no formal affiliation with any denomination. They write: If you’re an …

Faith Driven Consumer has issued ratings of all Super Bowl 2016 advertisers based on how much they love Jesus. According to the group, 77% of Christians will “leave their current brand when they identify a more faith-compatible option.” Via press release: Faith Driven Consumer™ (FDC)—representing 41 million Americans who spend $2 trillion annually, has earned wide recognition for its groundbreaking …

Oh brother. Via the San Diego Union-Tribune: PETA is stepping up its anti-SeaWorld campaign with a billboard it hopes to place in San Diego featuring an apparently naked man atop a toy orca below the message: “SeaWorld: Where grown men perform sex acts on orcas.” While it’s unlikely the animal rights group will find a billboard company willing to accept …