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According to an End Times site, that President Obama posed for the cover of Out Magazine provides conclusive proof that he is gay. They write: In the Bible, God destroyed the twin cities of both Sodom and Gomorrah for the sin of homosexuality, and He did it by raining down fire and brimstone on them. The Bible also says that …

Talking Points Memo reports: Ex-U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) warned Wednesday that Jesus is “coming soon,” making the task of converting the masses – particularly Jews – even more urgent. “We recognize the shortness of the hour,” Bachmann said in a radio interview with Tony Perkins, president of the conservative Family Research Council. The duo recorded the interview during their …

By now you’ve probably seen the whackadoodle Facebook video in which Pastor Joshua Feuerstein screams and rants about how much Starbucks hates the Blessed Baby Jesus. This afternoon Feuerstein appeared on CNN where he got an EPIC smackdown from radio host Pete Dominick. Watch and enjoy.

According to Ben Carson, Egypt’s pyramids were built by the biblical Joseph to store grain. The Washington Post reports: On Wednesday, a 17-year-old video surfaced of Ben Carson claiming that the Old Testament figure Joseph built the Egyptian pyramids to store food. “My own personal theory is that Joseph built the pyramids to store grain,” Carson said in a 1998 …

“Thank you for your vote Tuesday. It was not enough to turn back President Barrack Obama and his giant coalition of unions, lobbies, money and the Washington Media. I will write more later. I have to go to a board meeting today. Thank you for allowing me to serve you and your families for 16 years. Sheila, my wife, and …

“Oooh babba hasha taya!” JMG reader Brian points us to the below post-election interview with Toledo mayoral candidate Opel Covey, who says she’s just going to stand back and let the Lord Almighty Himself proceed with his promised destruction of her city for allowing all of her votes to be stolen from her for the fifth time. “God has already …

Last month perennial Toledo mayoral candidate Opal Covey promised that God will destroy her city if the election were to be stolen from her once again. “Bahalaa asha tiyah tololo!” warned Covey, in an interview with Toledo’s NBC affiliate. So get ready Ohio: Incumbent Mayor Paula Hicks-Hudson, 64, who became mayor in February automatically as council president when Mayor D. …

Rafael Cruz, who last week declared that gay activists want to legalize pedophilia, says that if Jeb Bush gets the nomination, Hillary Clinton will become president “and this country will be destroyed.” So Christians need to “take their country back!”

Speaking before the student body at Liberty University, loony tunes Rep. Louis Gohmert suggested an experiment in which four gay male couples and four straight couples are put on separate islands. “Then lets come back in 100 years and see which one nature favors.” Because dead gay people means Jesus is real. Or something. And if those four straight couples …

Pat Robertson is ever so unhappy that “sodomy has been enshrined into the US Constitution.” But even more unhappy is the Lord Almighty His Damn Self, who is going to perform some dark magic on the financial markets to punish us: “Now it’s a constitutional right for sodomites to marry each other. I don’t want the wrath of God to …

“It’s ghastly and menacing, fiendish and chilling. Have we entered a Halloween haunted house? No, we’re navigating the horrifying and ugly world of American sexuality, which is becoming an outright freak show. Our increasingly bizarre youth culture now conjures up the godless spirit of Halloween every day to molest the souls of vulnerable kids. Welcome to sexual-anarchist America, where it’s …

Toledo mayoral candidate Opal Covey, who has warned that God will destroy her city if she isn’t elected, has been interviewed by Esquire. Ms. Covey, a Donald Trump fan and exorcist who can cure blindness with her Holy Touch, reveals that she was sent by the Lord Almighty Himself to stop the Democrats: “I perform miracles through the holy spirit,” …

According to Linda Harvey, “demons are real and so is Satan.” And if you let your kids celebrate Halloween – well, that leads to PARTIES. Brian Tashman has the quote: “Halloween celebrates the spirits of darkness like no other event,” she warned, claiming that demonic forces “are more active than ever in recent times in America because we are inviting …

The “breaking news” is that Paul Ryan voted for ENDA eight years ago, therefore he hates Jesus. Linda Harvey must be on Eugene Delgaudio’s mailing list. She wails: Is this a trick? It’s certainly not a treat. America may be handed a Speaker who will open the door for the “gay” lobby to achieve its fondest dream, even beyond marriage. …

We first met perennial Toledo, Ohio mayoral candidate Opal Covey last week when she began ranting in tongues against a local radio station host. Covey has followed up that deliriousness in an interview with Toledo’s NBC affiliate in which she warns that God will “visit destruction” upon the city if she isn’t elected. From their report: Covey is running for …

That’ll show SCOTUS! Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Vision America recently posted a new promotional video celebrating the organization’s work mobilizing pastors for the purpose of getting their congregations more involved in politics, which featured footage of Rick Scarborough literally throwing a copy of the Supreme Court’s gay marriage decision to the ground and stepping on it while …

Hermant Mehta writes at The Friendly Atheist: Two years ago, I posted about how nomadic fire-and-brimstone campus preacher Brother Jed Smock would soon be starring with his family in a reality TV show. Like any show, there was only promise of a pilot episode (which is no guarantee of a series or that the pilot would even air on television). …

“Peter LaBarbera was sent to jail in Canada for his pro-marriage views. Kim Davis was sent to jail for practicing her faith as an elected office-holder in Kentucky. Now Troy Newman was taken to jail in Australia for his pro-life views. How do we overcome the Criminalization of Christianity? Find out how in the film, Light Wins. Both Peter LaBarbera …

“Several members of the ‘Trunews’ team and I were talking this morning in the office about the mysterious appearance of similar looking persons at the scenes of recent mass shootings. Could they be the same people? Could they be paid crisis actors and actresses? Is there a secret death squad at work in this country staging mass shootings in order …

The Guardian reports: While our planet may have survived September’s “blood moon”, it will be permanently destroyed on Wednesday, 7 October, a Christian organization has warned. The eBible Fellowship, an online affiliation headquartered near Philadelphia, has based its prediction of an October obliteration on a previous claim that the world would end on 21 May 2011. While that claim proved …