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God must love to grab pussies: “It’s official, Donald J. Trump has won the 2016 election in a massive landslide,” Alex Jones declared this week. Of course, he was only speaking metaphorically, alleging that even if Trump doesn’t get elected—because the election is stolen from him—he will be the real winner because he “promoted nationalism,” “exposed globalism” and birthed new …

Brian Tashman has the quote at Right Wing Watch: “The web literally is coming down on America. And what’s sad is, how many Christians feel this fog on their head at times? Do you feel that? It’s almost like everything’s going wrong. We don’t realize it’s a remnant operating strategically through organizations that are intent on shifting the American culture …

Crooks & Liars reports: Matt Forney, a self-described alt-right radio host, suggested this week that there would be a “white baby boom” after the November election because “women are having sex dreams” about Donald Trump. In a tweet on Monday, Matt Forney mocked Cosmopolitan writer Laura Beck, who said that allegations about Trump groping women were impacting her sex life. …

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Last weekend, Religious Right activist and pseudo-historian David Barton spoke at Harvest New Beginnings church in Illinois, where he absurdly claimed that for the first 200 years of the United States’ existence, the country regularly had 100 percent voter turnout. Barton was making his standard case that Christians have a responsibility to vote …

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: On recent episodes of his “Life Today” program, televangelist James Robison has been airing portions of a gathering that he hosted featuring dozens of Religious Right pastors and activists urging conservative Christians to vote in the upcoming election. Robison has addressed Donald Trump campaign events in the past and has vocally supported the …

Nutjob evangelist Jack Chick, creator of the vicious (and often laughable) Chick Tracts, has died at the age of 92 according to his company’s Facebook page. From his Wikipedia entry: Many of Chick’s views were controversial, as he accused Roman Catholics, Freemasons, Muslims, Jews, and many other groups of murder and conspiracies, while Chick maintained his views were simply politically …

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Yesterday, Alex Jones repeated his claim that Hillary Clinton is literally demonic, this time while speaking with longtime anti-Clinton crusader Larry Nichols. Nichols said Clinton had attended “a witches’ church” in Los Angeles “every four to six weeks” while she lived in Arkansas and “is pure, deep, evil, mean, meaner than anything you’d …

In one of the looniest exchanges we’ve seen (today, at least) Bernie Sanders backer turned Trump surrogate Harlan Hill battled former Jeb Bush spox Tim Miller at great length before declaring that Hillary Clinton is “planting the seeds” for contesting the election by mentioning Russia’s hacking. Or something. The dumbfounded CNN host responded, “This is the first time we’re hearing …

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Yesterday on “Trunews,” Rick Wiles said that he has been praying for Donald Trump before each debate to ask God to protect him and guard him against demonic attacks from witches. Before the third debate, Wiles decided that he will also be “praying that confusion would cloud Hillary Clinton’s mind and that fear …

From World Net Daily: Whereas, Donald Trump, during the second presidential debate on Oct. 9, said to Hillary Clinton, “If I win, I am going to instruct my attorney general to get a special prosecutor to look into your situation, because there has never been so many lies, so much deception. There has never been anything like it, and we’re …

Today the Green Party literally declared that you must vote for Jill Stein because Hillary Clinton wants everybody in the world to die in a nuclear holocaust. That IS, after all, how most people expect WWIII to go. Moments after this insanity was posted, it was retweeted by Jill Stein herself or whoever is running her Twitter account. (Of course, …

Miranda Blue reports at Right Wing Watch: Jesse Lee Peterson, a conservative pastor and women’s suffrage opponent who is a big fan of Donald Trump, responded to the recent spate of sexual assault allegations against the GOP presidential nominee by claiming that “generation after generation of young girls have been taught” to falsely accuse men of assault and comparing women …

Reuters reports: Americans should vote for Donald Trump as president next month or risk being dragged into a nuclear war, according to a Russian ultra-nationalist ally of President Vladimir Putin who likes to compare himself to the U.S. Republican candidate. Vladimir Zhirinovsky, a flamboyant veteran lawmaker known for his fiery rhetoric, told Reuters in an interview that Trump was the …

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Trump may have made “crude” remarks, but that pales in comparison to what Bill Clinton has done, Bachmann argued, which was to “criminally assault women” and for which he has “never paid the price.” The best thing that Christian men and women can do, Bachmann said, is to ensure that Hillary Clinton never …

First, the report from the Huffington Post: Radio host and Donald Trump supporter Alex Jones doesn’t need to tell Hillary Clinton and President Barack Obama to go to Hell. He believes they already reside there. On Monday, Jones, host of his eponymous show on the Genesis Communications Network, said the two were literally the devil, Media Matters reports. He called …

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Rep. Louie Gohmert, R-Texas, who has previously registered his concern about the prospect of gay space colonies, connected homosexuality to Noah’s Flood on a radio program yesterday. Gohmert, who was guest hosting the “Point of View” radio show, interviewed conservative activist and “Reaganbook” founder Janet Porter about her anti-LGBT film “Light Wins,” which …

On Friday the American Family Association cosponsored an event called the Pensmore National Symposium on Religious Liberty. In the audience was Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar and headlining the event was Dr. Stabby, who had some typically insane things to say. The Springfield News-Leader reports: Outside the college were the letters “RLM” and a cross covered with American flags. The …

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: “I’m not the devil,” Jones said. “I’m the opposite of that. And these people that say they’re your leaders, they want to kill you and your family and in your gut you know it. Vote Donald Trump if you want to live. It’s that simple. Death is what the globalists have to offer, …

Kyle Mantyla reports: “Respected prophet” Cindy Jacobs and her husband Mike preached at a church in Ohio last week that is run by Frank Amedia, who has played an important role in mobilizing Pentecostal and Charismatic Christians to support Donald Trump. In their sermon, the Jacobses urged those in the congregation to be sure to vote in November in order …

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Andrew Bieszad, a contributor to Shoebat.com, the website run by anti-gay extremists Walid and Theodore Shoebat, has some thoughts about Hurricane Matthew, which is expected to strike the East Coast of the United States in the coming days: “Hurricane Matthew Is The Wrath Of God Poured Out On The Cities Of Orlando And …