Loony tunes Harlem hate Pastor James David Manning appeared on InfoWars yesterday where he and Alex Jones agreed that Beyonce’s new album proves that she wants to eat the brains of children. “Literally.” Also, communists are lizard people. Literally. Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: “I’m pro-human so I say, black people, especially, stop killing your kids and get …
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Pat Boone: The Feds Should Outlaw Blasphemy And Punish SNL If They Blaspheme Again [AUDIO]
Earlier this week Pat Boone declared that the Satan worshipers at Saturday Night Live would “pay the consequences” from White Jesus due to their sacrilegious mocking. Today Boone declares that every performer should pay consequences to the federal government should they commit blasphemy. Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: In an interview last night with Alan Colmes, Boone said …
Read More »Christian Prophet: God Will Murder Trump’s Enemies Just Like He Made Megyn Kelly “Violently Ill” [AUDIO]
Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: On Monday, “Trunews” host Rick Wiles [photo] invited self-proclaimed prophet Mark Taylor to his End Times news program to discuss “his amazing 2011 prophecy that Donald Trump has been marked by God to lead America.” Taylor explained that God told him that Donald Trump will be the next president and that anyone who …
Read More »TEXAS: Man Sues To Marry His Laptop
Remember the nutcase who sued Apple in 2013 because his computer didn’t block him from accessing the porn which ruined his marriage? And then in 2014 when he attempted to intervene in one of Florida’s same-sex marriage cases so that he could marry that porn-filled laptop? Well, he’s back. Via the Houston Press: Chris Sevier has filed a lawsuit against …
Read More »Satanic Giants Built Stonehenge [VIDEO]
Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Televangelist Jim Bakker invited Dr. Dennis Lindsay on to his program on Wednesday to discuss Lindsay’s latest discovery in the realm of Creation Science: the truth behind Stonehenge. Hold on to your hats: Stonehenge, it turns out, was built by giants who were created by Satan. Lindsay told Bakker that these giants were …
Read More »Harlem Hate Pastor: God Told Me All Sodomites Will Get Cancer Of The Butthole Starting Today [VIDEO]
“The next time you get poked in the butt, a flame, when that man pulls that penis out of you, a flame will shoot out of you! I got the word in my mouth! You think AIDS was bad? You ain’t seen nothing yet! Thus sayeth the lord! I’m the lord’s servant! I’m the sodomite slayer! You gonna see, it’s …
Read More »Glenn Beck: George Soros Wants To Kill Me [VIDEO]
Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: On his television show last night, Glenn Beck told his studio audience that he decided to make himself the number one public enemy of billionaire philanthropist George Soros so that if anything ever “happened” to him, everyone would know that Soros was responsible. As Beck explained, back when he was still broadcasting at …
Read More »MAINE: State Approves Language Of Crackpot Michael Heath’s Ballot Initiative To Repeal Gay Rights
From the Bangor Daily News: Voters in Maine could be asked to remove protections from discrimination based on sexual orientation from the Maine Human Rights Act if a new ballot initiative is successful. Michael Heath of Chelsea, former head of the Christian Civic League of Maine and longtime opponent of protections based on sexual orientation or identity, has filed paperwork …
Read More »Janet Porter: Evolution Is Illogical
“Evolution is illogical. A human needs a number of very complex, interdependent systems to live and survive. Systems like the nervous, digestive, circulatory, skeletal, and muscular systems must be in operation at the same time which means they could not have evolved independently over millions of years. “For evolution to be true, that would mean that the intricacy of the …
Read More »Christian Activist Christine Weick Screams At “Pagan” Christian Kids For Having Easter Egg Hunt [VIDEO]
When we last heard from nutbag Christian activist Christine Weick she was screaming at the father of pop star Katy Perry because his daughter is controlled by Satan. Last weekend Weick decided to scream at kids attending a church-sponsored Easter egg hunt on a Tennessee hill, all while brandishing a stuffed Easter bunny on a cross. For real. Watch below. …
Read More »Eugene Delguadio: Big Business Is Committing “Economic Terrorism” With Threats Of State Boycotts
We haven’t heard much from loony tunes Eugene Delguadio since all those long-haired men in warehouses conspired to thwart his reelection, but today he has a message about North Carolina and Georgia. He writes: The Left feels it is appropriate for major employers to threaten the economy of an entire state — just because those voters and their elected representatives …
Read More »Janet Porter Has The Georgia Sadz: Gov. Nathan Deal Has Totally Criminalized Christianity With His Veto
“Georgia Governor Nathan Deal just pulled a ‘Mike Pence’ and vetoed their Religious Liberty Bill. But the Georgia Bill didn’t protect the corporate or individual religious freedom rights of the bakers and florists, it would have only protected the religious freedom of pastors and religious organizations! “That’s right, the vetoed bill vehemently opposed by Disney, Time Warner, CBS, MGM, NBC …
Read More »Glenn Beck: Ted Cruz Was Divinely Anointed By God And Raised From Birth To Be President [VIDEO]
“I have seen this man’s life. I have watched this man. I have prayed about this man. I have prayed about it by myself, out loud, in quiet, with my family, with my staff, and I happen to believe that Ted Cruz actually was anointed for this time. Would there not be someone that was in the pool that might …
Read More »Michele Bachmann: God Sent The Brussels Terrorists To Humiliate Obama For His Treatment Of Israel
“Our president’s humiliation comes in a manner so devastating it makes one wonder whether the Creator of humankind isn’t reminding this world of the inferiority of foolishness in the face of wisdom. The president once again mocked his nemesis, the Jewish people and the nation of Israel, by cleverly turning the international press corps toward his brilliant work in Cuba, …
Read More »Alex Jones: Satan Is Trying To Steal Space Travel From Humanity And Only Trump Can Stop Him [VIDEO]
Alex Jones today went on one of his trademark screaming rants in which he declared that Satan is trying stop humanity from achieving space travel and only Donald Trump can stop him. Right Wing Watch has some of the transcript: It’s the Devil. The churches aren’t going to tell you. It is an alien force, not of this world, attacking …
Read More »Bryan Fischer: Baseball Has Banned Chewing Tobacco Therefore There Should Be Fines For Gay Sex
Today’s exercise in loony tunes Christianist logic comes, as it so often does, from American Family Association nutjob Bryan Fischer. He writes: The latest trend in major league baseball is the banning of smokeless tobacco. Liberal city councils in Chicago, San Francisco, Los Angeles and Boston have all banned the use of smokeless tobacco within their city limits, and that …
Read More »Starnes Blames Obama For Rally Violence [VIDEO]
Right Wing Watch has the quote: “The person responsible for fomenting political unrest is not Donald Trump,” Starnes said, “It’s President Obama. For the past seven and a half years, this man has been stoking division and discord. You want to talk about creating controversy? Fine. Let’s talk about Baltimore and Ferguson, Missouri, and Trayvon Martin. President Obama is the …
Read More »Rafael Cruz: Not Fighting Same-Sex Marriage Is Like Staying Silent During The Rise Of The Nazis [AUDIO]
Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Rafael Cruz, the father of Sen. Ted Cruz, is no fan of the Supreme Court’s landmark gay marriage decision — calling it the work of Satan and destructive to society — or gay people in general, so it was no surprise to hear him bring up Nazi Germany in an interview last month …
Read More »Pastor John Hagee: Vote For The Bible Today [VIDEO]
Pastor John Hagee, who says that Sodom & Gomorrah was only a “pilot study” for killing homosexuals, is urging his followers to get out today and “vote for the bible.” Because if they don’t, godless liberals will increase their “savage attack” on the freedom of religion and all Americans will lose their guns. According to the clip below, five of …
Read More »Rafael Cruz: Only My Godly Son Can Spare America From God’s (Probably Murderous) Judgment [AUDIO]
“Look at the example of Josiah, King Josiah, in the Old Testament. The people of Israel, where judgment was imminent, because a godly man, a man that brought the people back to the law – and what just happened is judgment was deferred, and so it restored confidence in the people. All we need is a leader that will take …
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