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PETITION: James Woods For California Governor

From the petition: James Woods, governor of California? Why not? The Golden State has a long history of electing leaders from the deep end of thespian pool. From Ronald Reagan to Arnold Schwarzenegger, Californian voters actually seem to enjoy casting ballots for Republican actors. And with likely Democratic Party nominee Gavin Newsom not appearing to give a damn about anything …

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Former Sheriff David Clarke: I’m Going To Bitch Slap The Lying Media And Make Them Taste Their Own Blood

Law & Crime reports: Former Milwaukee Sheriff and Trump Surrogate David Clarke had something to say after reports emerged that the FBI had executed a search warrant on his email address after receiving a complaint of his abuse of power. He tweeted out to his followers that he planned to take on the “FAKE NEWS” and “continue to poke them …

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Mike Huckabee: Trump Is America’s Winston Churchill

This afternoon liar Mike Huckabee, father of liar White House press secretary Sarah Liar Huckabee Sanders, lied that Trump is a modern day Winston Churchill. Huckabee went on to shill for the just-out Churchill biopic, The Darkest Hour. As you’ll see below, Twitter wasn’t having hit. They weren’t having it a lot. Churchill was hated by his own party, opposition …

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MERRY CHRISTMAS: President Of The United States Shows Press As Blood Spot On Bottom Of His Shoe

That’s the CNN logo on the blood spot. Via Mediaite: This isn’t the first time the president has used his Twitter account to share a meme of him committing violence against the cable news network that he constantly refers to as Fake News. This past summer, he retweeted a GIF showing him beating up a figure with a CNN logo …

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Trump: The Fake News Won’t Say How Beloved I Am

The Hill reports: President Trump tore into the news media in a tweet on Sunday, saying the press has not covered the success of his administration and the strength of his political base. Trump’s comments come after he signed a sweeping tax reform plan on Friday, marking his administration’s first legislative victory. Numerous polls have shown the plan, which would …

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Catholic League: Unlike Obama, The Trump White House Xmas Tree Doesn’t Honor “Sexual Deviants”

Catholic League blowhard Bill Donohue takes a moment from his busy schedule of defending pedophiles to issue a press release: There could not be a greater difference between President Barack Obama’s first White House Christmas and President Donald Trump’s. Obama’s first White House Christmas was embroiled in controversy from the beginning. The following is from a news story in the …

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James O’Keefe: I Believe Roy Moore’s Accusers But I Don’t Regret Trying To Sting WaPo With A Fake One

Mediaite reports: Not only does James O’Keefe not regret paying a woman to pose as a rape victim in a botched hit-job that would serve to discredit Roy Moore’s accusers — in a surprising twist — the Project Veritas founder also says he actually believes the women who came forward against the loser Senate candidate. After initially dodging questions regarding …

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Trump Lies That Obamacare Has Now Been “Repealed”

The Associated Press reports: President Donald Trump has prematurely declared “Obamacare” dead and displayed a misunderstanding of where the money comes from to make the health law work. A look at his remarks Wednesday about the tax plan he will soon sign into law and its effect on President Barack Obama’s health insurance overhaul: TRUMP: “Obamacare has been repealed in …

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Trump Mocks White House Press Before Cabinet Meeting Prayer: You Need The Prayer More Than I Do [VIDEO]

Via Mediaite: Because he’s Donald Trump, one slam against the political press per day is never enough. Trump held a cabinet briefing where he gloated about his first year in office and the imminent success of the GOP’s tax bill. During his round table, Trump invited HUD Secretary Ben Carson to say a prayer for the room and the president …

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World’s Most Famous Liar Screams About Fake News

The Hill reports: President Trump on Tuesday denied a new report he considered withdrawing Neil Gorsuch’s nomination to the Supreme Court after the judge criticized him. “A story in the @washingtonpost that I was close to ‘rescinding’ the nomination of Justice Gorsuch prior to confirmation is FAKE NEWS,” Trump tweeted. A story in the @washingtonpost that I was close to …

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Trump: I Always Pick The Winners (He Doesn’t)

Politico reports: President Donald Trump on Monday predicted that Republicans will perform “very well” in next year’s mid-term elections, touting his party’s record last year in special elections to fill vacant House seats while claiming that he had predicted recent GOP losses in Virginia and Alabama. It was not clear why the president put “I” in quotation marks. Trump also …

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Catholic League Blowhard Bill Donohue Complains Of “Incestuous” Jewish Patriarchy At The New York Times

Just in from Catholic League blowhard Bill Donohue: Arthur Gregg Sulzberger has been named as the new publisher of the New York Times; he was previously the deputy publisher of the newspaper. The appointment was made by Arthur Gregg’s father, Arthur Sulzberger Jr. He got his job because his predecessor, Arthur Ochs Sulzberger, was his father. Thus does the white …

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FCC Chair: People Can Still Send Emails Today, Proving That The Net Neutrality “Hysteria” Was Stupid [VIDEO]

The Hill reports: Federal Communications Commission (FCC) Chairman Ajit Pai said Friday that supporters of net neutrality provisions that were repealed Thursday have been proven wrong, as internet users wake up still able to send emails and use Twitter after the regulations were struck down. Speaking on “Fox and Friends,” Pai said Friday that net neutrality supporters such as ABC …

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USA Today Rips Trump Over Gillibrand Attack: You Aren’t Fit To Clean The Toilets At The Obama Library

WOW. From the editorial board of USA Today: With his latest tweet, clearly implying that a United States senator would trade sexual favors for campaign cash, President Trump has shown he is not fit for office. Rock bottom is no impediment for a president who can always find room for a new low. A president who would all but call …

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MSNBC’s Mika Rages After Trump Implies Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand Would Have Sex With Him For Money [VIDEO]

“I just want to say something, beyond the fact that is reprehensible that the President of the United States would say something so derogatory and disgusting about a woman. We’re not surprised Mr. President, you do it all the time. You treat women terribly, and you treat the women around you even worse. You treat women like punching bags because …

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FLORIDA: Baptist Hate Preacher Gives Advice On How To Avoid “Flaming Foo-Foo Fruit Loop” Waiters [VIDEO]

“If I ever go to a restaurant and sit down and here comes this flaming foo-foo fruit loop – I’m just like, oh great. I’m here to have a date night, enjoy some time with my wife and because of the lisps, I can’t even, you know. My recommendation – if you don’t just get up and leave – my …

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Far-Right Christianists Launch New Legal Group To Sue “Anti-Christian Extremists” (But Mostly LGBT Groups)

Via press release: Today, Matt Barber, former Associate Dean of Liberty University School of Law and former VP of Liberty Counsel Action, announced the launch of a new, principled and aggressive Christian legal/public policy organization; Christian Civil Rights Watch (CCRW). Christian Civil Rights Watch is a group of Christian legal watchmen who educate, communicate and, where necessary, litigate. CCRW will …

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Wife Of Justice Clarence Thomas Presents “Impact Award” To Scamster James O’Keefe At Trump Hotel

The Hill reports: James O’Keefe, the conservative activist who attempted to plant a false story in The Washington Post this month about GOP Senate candidate Roy Moore, was presented Wednesday with an Impact Award handed to him by Ginni Thomas, wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas. O’Keefe accepted the award on behalf of his organization, Project Veritas, at an …

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LIVE VIDEO: Trump Speaks In Salt Lake City About His Massive Reductions In Federally Protected Lands

USA Today reports: President Trump departed for Utah on Monday to announce what could be the largest rollback of federally protected lands in history. Trump’s decision on the Bears Ears and Grand Staircase-Escalante national monuments would mark an unprecedented use of presidential power to shrink the national monument designations made by two of his predecessors. Secretary of the Interior Ryan …

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Lou Dobbs: Arrest Obama For Dissing Trump [VIDEO]

Newsweek reports: Former President Barack Obama should be detained by federal officials for talking badly about President Donald Trump. After Obama said this week that people should “think before you speak, think before you tweet,” in an apparent reference to Trump’s twilight Twitter rants, Fox Business’ Lou Dobbs had harsh words for Obama. “I think U.S. Marshals should follow him, …

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