Tag Archives: Alex Jones

Obama Mocks Alex Jones For Saying That He And Hillary Are Literal Demons Who Smell Like Sulfur [VIDEO]

First, the report from the Huffington Post: Radio host and Donald Trump supporter Alex Jones doesn’t need to tell Hillary Clinton and President Barack Obama to go to Hell. He believes they already reside there. On Monday, Jones, host of his eponymous show on the Genesis Communications Network, said the two were literally the devil, Media Matters reports. He called …

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Alex Jones: Vote Donald Trump If You Want To Live Because Hillary Is Possessed By The Devil [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: “I’m not the devil,” Jones said. “I’m the opposite of that. And these people that say they’re your leaders, they want to kill you and your family and in your gut you know it. Vote Donald Trump if you want to live. It’s that simple. Death is what the globalists have to offer, …

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Alex Jones Goes Full Putin

Mediaite snickers: If you clicked on this link, you either hate yourself or need to feel superior to someone today. Whatever the case, here’s Alex Jones shirtless on a horse. If you clicked on this link, you either hate yourself or need to feel superior to someone today. Whatever the case, here’s Alex Jones shirtless on a horse. It’s rare …

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Alex Jones Has The #WikiFizzle Sadz [VIDEO]

After his Wikileaks live-stream in which he delivered one of his trademark screaming meltdowns, calling Julian Assange “Hillary’s buttplug,” Alex Jones posted the below more somber clip in which he declares that Assange has been promised “some kind of immunity deal” in return for not releasing information damaging to Hillary Clinton’s campaign. Watch and enjoy.

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Alex Jones: The Next Debate Will Also Be Totally Rigged Because Anderson Cooper Works For The CIA

Media Matters has the transcript: “Notice it just came out today, the debate commission said yes, his mic was cutting in and out. It was getting faded down. And it was not being broadcast to the audience so that they could cheer. Ladies and gentlemen, that was 100 percent setup. Just like Lester Holt and the hand signals and Lester …

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Trump Surrogate Roger Stone: Bill Clinton Should Be Executed For Treason For Selling Intel To China [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Donald Trump confidant Roger Stone returned to conspiracy theorist Alex Jones’ radio program yesterday, this time floating the possibility of executing Bill Clinton for treason. Jones started the conversation on the Clintons by calling Hillary Clinton “a whore, politically,” alleging that she tried to raise campaign money from foreign leaders. (Incidentally, the only …

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Homocon Matt Drudge Cites InfoWars Claim That Hillary Wore An Earpiece To “Cheat” During Presidential Forum

Via Mediaite: The latest anti-Hillary Clinton conspiracy is that the Democratic presidential candidate was wearing a hidden earpiece to feed her answers during an NBC forum Thursday night. The conspiracy was apparently started by a tweet from actor James Wood that purported to show a device in Clinton’s ear. That apparently was enough for The Drudge Report to run with, …

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Alex Jones: Leftists Are Planning False Flag Diversions To Make Sure Donald Trump Doesn’t Win [VIDEO]

Via Right Wing Watch: Confident of Donald Trump’s imminent victory, Alex Jones speculated wildly yesterday about “October Surprise false flags” meant to dislodge Trump and put Hillary Clinton in the White House. Jerome Corsi, a right-wing author and vocal promoter of the birther conspiracy theory, warned that “there’s going to be some unexpected wars, there’s going to be another terrorist …

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Now On Sale By InfoWars

Last week Donald Trump, the self-proclaimed best friend the gay community ever had, began selling “LGBTQ For Trump” t-shirts. This week Donald Trump’s actual best friends at InfoWars began selling the above t-shirt, the reverse of which bears an American flag and this message: “The Most Patriotic Way To Say Fuck You!” InfoWars host Joe Biggs is promoting the sale …

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Alex Jones: If I Die Mysteriously, It’s Because Hillary Clinton And Her Controllers Had Me Executed [AUDIO]

Via Right Wing Watch: “Understand something, Hillary,” he said. “If anything happens to me, you and your controllers are the prime suspects. I know now you think you’re above the law, so why do you care? Maybe you want to send a message by getting rid of old Alex Jones?”  Jones was upset that Clinton mentioned Jones in her speech …

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Enter The Pickle Truthers: Alex Jones Claims Jimmy Kimmel Faked Hillary Opening That Pickle Jar [VIDEO]

The Hill recaps: Jimmy Kimmel thought he was putting to rest the rumors swirling around Hillary Clinton’s health when he asked her to open a pickle jar on his show earlier this week. But, as might be expected, the “pickle test” did little to assuage Clinton opponents, who now see Kimmel as a willing participant in the conspiracy to cover …

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Pharma Douche: Hillary Obviously Has Parkinson’s

So here’s the meme sweeping Teabagistan today. Via InfoWars, because of course: According to pharmaceutical executive Martin Shkreli, footage of Hillary Clinton exhibiting bizarre behavior is proof that the presidential candidate is suffering from Parkinson’s disease. Citing his “15 year background in drug discovery and pharmaceuticals,” Shkreli asserts that the videos of Hillary’s strange facial movements and her difficulties with …

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CLEVELAND: Mayhem And Shoving After Alex Jones & Roger Stone Crash Young Turks Show [VIDEO]

The Young Turks were attempting to live-stream their daily show from the GOP convention tonight when lunatic Alex Jones and Trump dirty trickster Roger Stone crashed their set to scream insanities and throw around a “Hillary For Prison” shirt. Watch below. Young Turks host Cenk Uygur was initially caught off guard and tried to laugh off the intrusion, but Jones …

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Lunatic Alex Jones: Karl Rove Called The Cops On Me When I Harassed Him At Cleveland’s Airport [VIDEO]

According to a video posted this afternoon by lunatic conspiracy nut Alex Jones, Fox News commentator Karl Rove called the cops on him for repeatedly confronting him after traveling on the same flight to Cleveland. Watch below. You don’t see any police in Jones’ video, but in Rove’s defense (ugh) anybody would call the cops in this situation.

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Crackpot Alex Jones: George Soros Engineered The Dallas Attack As Part Of Marxist Overthrow Plot [VIDEO]

You knew this was coming. Via Right Wing Watch: InfoWars network host Alex Jones claimed today that liberal philanthropist George Soros engineered the murder of several law enforcement officers in Dallas as part of his nefarious plot to divide and destroy the U.S. Jones, an outspoken ally of Donald Trump, said that Soros is pushing for a “Marxist overthrow of …

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Conspiracy Nuts Freak Out Over US-Made UN Vehicles

Teabagistan is aflame today over photos of armored United Nations vehicles seen being transported on flatbed trucks. The vehicles were built by a Virginia-based company and were sold to the UN for use overseas, but wait – no! – that’s a LIE. These trucks are OBVIOUSLY intended to help the Kenyan usurper install martial law and beat down any patriot …

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Alex Jones: Michelle Obama Is Secretly Transgender And She Murdered Joan Rivers To Cover It up [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: InfoWars broadcaster and Donald Trump ally Alex Jones is back to claiming that First Lady Michelle Obama is secretly a transgender woman, but this time he’s adding a new twist to his conspiracy theory: that Obama had comedienne Joan Rivers killed after she joked about the first lady being trans. Jones told his …

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Alex Jones & Harlem’s Hate Pastor Agree: Beyonce “Literally” Wants To Eat The Brains Of Children [VIDEO]

Loony tunes Harlem hate Pastor James David Manning appeared on InfoWars yesterday where he and Alex Jones agreed that Beyonce’s new album proves that she wants to eat the brains of children. “Literally.” Also, communists are lizard people. Literally. Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: “I’m pro-human so I say, black people, especially, stop killing your kids and get …

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Alex Jones: Satan Is Trying To Steal Space Travel From Humanity And Only Trump Can Stop Him [VIDEO]

Alex Jones today went on one of his trademark screaming rants in which he declared that Satan is trying stop humanity from achieving space travel and only Donald Trump can stop him. Right Wing Watch has some of the transcript: It’s the Devil. The churches aren’t going to tell you. It is an alien force, not of this world, attacking …

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Alex Jones: Marco Rubio Just Can’t Help Himself, He Has A Gay Obsession With Trump’s Penis [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: InfoWars newscaster and far-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones spoke with Wayne Madsen about Marco Rubio’s supposed secret “gay past.” Jones, a vocal supporter of Donald Trump (who has appeared on Jones’ show and commended Jones’ “amazing” reputation), asked Madsen about the Florida senator’s joke regarding Trump wetting himself at a prior debate and …

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