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Pharma Douche: Hillary Obviously Has Parkinson’s

So here’s the meme sweeping Teabagistan today. Via InfoWars, because of course: According to pharmaceutical executive Martin Shkreli, footage of Hillary Clinton exhibiting bizarre behavior is proof that the presidential candidate is suffering from Parkinson’s disease. Citing his “15 year background in drug discovery and pharmaceuticals,” Shkreli asserts that the videos of Hillary’s strange facial movements and her difficulties with …

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Pat Boone: The Existence Of ISIS And Hillary Clinton Prove That God No Longer Protects America

“Instead of ‘Morning in America,’ we have 20 trillion in unpayable debt, dollar bills worth about 0 cents in purchasing power, CIA reports of festering ISIS cells in all 50 states and 47 million citizens on food stamps. “Following a president and attorney general who refuse to enforce existing immigration laws, we have a candidate who intends to admit 80,000 …

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UTAH: Anti-Gay Troll Sues To Marry His Laptop, State Tells Him To Get Lost Because Gay Marriage Is Legal

Remember the nutcase who sued Apple in 2013 because his computer didn’t block him from accessing the porn which ruined his marriage? And then in 2014 when he attempted to intervene in one of Florida’s same-sex marriage cases so that he could marry that porn-filled laptop? And then in April of this year when he tried the same thing in …

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Pastor Rick Wiles: Satan Is Using Pokemon Go To Spawn Demonic Powers To Murder Christians [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: On Monday, “Trunews” host Rick Wiles recounted a story about how he called the police after seeing a man taking photos of his office building, only to discover that the suspicious man was simply playing Pokémon Go on his phone. Wiles, however, said that something sinister is afoot, warning that “these Pokémon creatures …

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CANADA: Singer Who Inserted “All Lives Matter” Into National Anthem Revealed As “Flat Earth” Nutjob

Earlier today I reported that singer Remigio Periera caused an uproar yesterday when he inserted a mention of “All Lives Matter” into his performance of the Canadian national anthem at Major League Baseball’s all-star game in San Diego. You’ll be shocked to learn that this guy is totally crackers. MassLive reports: In the wake of his rogue lyricism, Pereira has …

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Eugene Delgaudio Announces Plan To Run Anti-Gay Marriage Banner Planes Over GOP Convention

Anti-gay nutter Eugene Delgaudio writes from a warehouse swarming with long-haired men to announce his plan for the GOP convention. Via email: The Homosexual Lobby’s attempt to take over the Republican National Convention and replace Real Marriage with their radical Agenda has already begun. Liberals on the Platform committee will team up with Sen. John Barrasso (R-WY) who refused to …

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Harlem Hate Preacher James David Manning: I Got A Threatening Letter From The White House [VIDEO]

Somebody used one of the many websites that offer bootleg White House stationery templates to send Harlem hate preacher James David Manning a nasty letter. And even though the letter is postmarked Oakland, California, Manning claims to believe that the letter indeed came from an Obama administration insider. Therefore, he is calling upon Attorney General Loretta Lynch to launch an …

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Harlem Hate Church Pastor: We Might Buy The $42 Billion Bank That Holds Our Federal Tax Lien [VIDEO]

The Bank Of New York Mellon, which has $28 trillion in custodial assets and has a market value of $42 billion, is the holder for the federal tax lien against Harlem’s infamous hate church. Following yesterday’s bankruptcy court hearing, which was about the church’s unpaid utility bills, Pastor James David Manning took to YouTube to declare that he is consulting …

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Laura Ingraham On How To Avoid Transgender People: Everybody Should Wear Adult Diapers [AUDIO]

“Oh we have a new transgender update for you as well. Oh no new transgender news for all of you who are bathroom-goers and public — you use public restrooms? I think a lot of people are going to be walking around with just Depends on from now on. They’re just not going to use the bathroom. Adult diapers, diapers …

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Bryan Fischer Still Has Obergefell Sadz: Moral Jihadists Committed Another 9/11 Against Christians [VIDEO]

“That day, June 26, 2015, is a date that will live in infamy. Just as the Pearl Harbor date is a date that will live in infamy, so this day in which same-sex marriage was imposed on the United States against the will of the citizens is a date that will live in moral infamy. What moral jihadists did on …

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Trump Supporter Carl Gallups Calls On Law Enforcement To Threaten Target Managers With Arrest [VIDEO]

Pastor Carl Gallups, best known for his declaration that President Obama is the Anti-Christ and for his regular predictions that God is about kill the fuck out of all humanity, wants police departments to threaten Target managers with arrest for abiding with the company’s restroom policy. Via Right Wing Watch: Bragging that he is a “sworn special deputy” in Arizona …

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Wingnut Media Jumps For Joy At Trump’s Revival Of Conspiracy Claims About Suicide Of Vince Foster

If you’ve visited Teabagistan in the last 48 hours, you’ve seen that right wing sites are quivering with joy over Donald Trump’s revival of crackpot conspiracy theories about the suicide of Vince Foster. Case in point, World Net Daily: As Donald Trump revives the two-decade old Vince Foster case, the charge that the cause of death of the top aide …

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Christian Activist Ted Shoebat: Execute Hillary Clinton For Witchcraft As Commanded In Leviticus [VIDEO]

“We need judges who uphold the death penalty for evildoers,” he said. “We need judges who would uphold the death penalty for those, not just murderers, obviously murderers deserve death, I think most people would agree with that. But you also have other people who deserve the death penalty, not necessarily murderers; people who are involved in witchcraft, who promote …

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Alex Jones: Michelle Obama Is Secretly Transgender And She Murdered Joan Rivers To Cover It up [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: InfoWars broadcaster and Donald Trump ally Alex Jones is back to claiming that First Lady Michelle Obama is secretly a transgender woman, but this time he’s adding a new twist to his conspiracy theory: that Obama had comedienne Joan Rivers killed after she joked about the first lady being trans. Jones told his …

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Oklahoma Rep. Sally Kern’s Farewell Address: Goodbye And Gays Are Still Worse Than Terrorists [VIDEO]

And she leaves our notice the same way she came into it: Sally Kern, the Oklahoma Republican lawmaker best known for repeatedly declaring that gay people pose a greater threat than terrorists, said farewell to the Oklahoma House of Representatives this week the only way she knew how … by comparing gay people to terrorists. In a speech on the …

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Anne Graham Lotz: God Sends Terrorists & Bad Weather To Punish Americans For Defying Jesus [VIDEO]

Anne Graham Lotz, sister of Franklin Graham, appeared on the radio show of wingnut Steve Deace today. Take it away Right Wing Watch: Lotz told Deace she was praying that “some of this craziness would settle down” in a nation that “seems to be shaking its fist in God’s face and telling him to get out of our politics, get …

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Harlem Hate Pastor James David Manning: Obama Founded The Taliban And Ordered 9/11 Attacks [VIDEO]

“Obama worked as a CIA operative in Afghanistan. He is the one who established the Taliban. He was the one that was integral in the process of putting Osama’s financial network together. Obama was a mastermind in putting Osama Bin Laden and putting the Taliban and Al-Quaeda together. The man that took down the World Trade Center, the man that …

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BarbWire: Target Must Be Boycotted Into Bankruptcy

“Target must be destroyed, not just boycotted and humbled into submission regarding their love affair with the LGBT crowd. I support the present boycott of Target; however, it is not a winning strategy. If we hold to the boycott and it grows with intensity until Target’s parking lot is almost empty then Target’s CEO will be forced to back down, …

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Pastor Rick Wiles: Those Nazi Freaks At Target Are Going To Get Us All Killed In A Nuclear War [AUDIO]

Miranda Blue reports at Right Wing Watch: Far-right radio host Rick Wiles devoted the first half of his “Trunews” program on Monday to railing against Target’s policy of allowing transgender people to use the restroom that matches their gender identity, warning that the retail chain’s bathroom policy has helped turn America into Sodom and Gomorrah, which God will now destroy …

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Kevin “Death To Gays” Swanson: Gays Love Each Other Just Like Cannibals Love Their Victims [AUDIO]

“Get your kids out of the gender-neutral schools, get your kids out of the gender-confused mess, pull them away from the wrong discipleship programs and please do not send them to the NAMBLA preschool right down the street or the GLSEN kindergarten or the gender-blendered primary school. Please, do not send them to the NAMBLA pedophilia preschool or the transgendered …

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