Tag Archives: sanctity of marriage

Teabagger loon Carl Paladino, who opposes same-sex marriage, has a ten year old daughter conceived during an affair with a staffer. And that doesn’t seem likely to hurt him in the election. That may be because Paladino has been open about his daughter, who is now 10, throughout his candidacy. She joined his other children and his wife at his …

Sanctity of opposite-marriage hero, serial adulterer, hooker patron, and diaper fetishist Sen. David Vitter has signed the Tea Party Patriots’ morality pledge. I hereby pledge to: Support and defend the U.S. Constitution as originally intended by the Founders and as explained in the “Federalist Papers.” Act in a fiscally responsible manner: Decrease the size and scope of government on all …

Wingnut site World Net Daily has posted the just-released wedding photos of Rush Limbaugh and his wife du jour. Caption what Elton is thinking here.

While we’re still waiting to hear if Elton John is doing anything worthy with that million dollars he earned singing at Rush Limbaugh’s fourth wedding last Saturday, at least we now know what spawned the curious pairing. Rush Limbaugh and Sir Elton John’s relationship started with problems. Heart problems, that is. According to conservative talk radio host Mark Levin, a …

Sir Elton John, who angered many when he paired with Eminem for a Grammy show duet, is again sleeping with the enemy. Tonight he will perform in Palm Beach at the fourth wedding of Rush Limbaugh. The conservative firebrand, 59, will exchange vows Saturday in Florida with Kathryn Rogers – a blond bombshell half his age – in a lavish …

(Via – Wedinator)

Utah GOP House Majority Leader Kevin Garn has admitted that in 1985 he skinny-dipped in a hot tub with a nude 15 year-old girl and has paid her $150,000 since 2002 in return for her silence. The devout Mormon and “family values” advocate was married at the time. With his wife by his side, Garn yesterday told reporters: “I expect …

New music from one-half of the classic gay folk duo Romanovsky & Phillips.

It’s taken two years, but onetime Democratic golden boy John Edwards has finally admitted fathering a baby with a woman working on a film about his 2008 presidential campaign. Mr. Edwards had vehemently denied the accusations – first reported nearly two years ago by The National Enquirer – but he made the not-so-surprising announcement before a tell-all book by a …

Iris Robinson, the UK’s most infamous homophobe, has resigned from Parliament in the wake of the scandal surrounding her multiple incidences of adultery and financial impropriety. Northern Ireland MP Iris Robinson resigned from Westminster yesterday after it was revealed last week that she had solicited loans for her 19-year-old lover. Robinson was expected to stay on as MP for Strangford …

She’s munching sausages… (Tipped by JMG reader Jay)

Can it possibly get any sleazier? Iris Robinson, the UK’s most infamous homophobe, not only fucked 19 year-old Kirk McCambley, she fucked his father too! The scandal now threatens to bring down Robinson’s husband Peter, the First Minister of Northern Ireland, and the entire coalition government he heads. The sex scandal that has transfixed Northern Ireland in recent days has …

It just gets juicier. The most famous homophobe in the UK not only cheated on her husband with then 19 year-old Kirk McCambley, now it’s alleged that she took thousands in kickbacks from the boy in return for funneling government money into his new restaurant. The Northern Ireland MP broke parliamentary rules by not declaring her interest in the business, …

Iris Robinson, the “Anita Bryant of the UK” who was mocked by floats of look-a-like drag queens during last year’s Belfast Pride parade, not only was cheating on her husband at the same time she was on national radio called gays “abominations,” she was committing that adultery with a young man said to be under 21 at the time. That …

Days after announcing that she was stepping down due to a lifelong battle with depression, anti-gay Northern Ireland MP Iris Robinson has revealed that she was committing adultery last year. She was cheating on her husband at the same time she was facing hate crimes charges for calling gays abominations on BBC Radio! The wife of Northern Ireland’s first minister, …

From the hilarious folks behind the faux drive to ban divorce in California.

The wife of South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford has filed for divorce in the wake her public humiliation when her husband was caught with his Argentine mistress. Sanford said in a written statement Friday that the decision to file for divorce came after “many unsuccessful efforts at reconciliation,” but that she’s committed to keeping the process “peaceful for our family.” …

South Carolina Gov. Mark “Appalachian Trail” Sanford will be allowed to complete his term, despite the scandal surrounding his week-long disappearance to visit his Argentine mistress. South Carolina lawmakers on Wednesday quashed a move to oust Gov. Mark Sanford over his summertime tryst and his use of state aircraft, saying his embarrassing conduct was not serious enough to merit impeachment. …