Sanctity of opposite-marriage hero, serial adulterer, hooker patron, and diaper fetishist Sen. David Vitter has signed the Tea Party Patriots’ morality pledge.
I hereby pledge to: Support and defend the U.S. Constitution as originally intended by the Founders and as explained in the “Federalist Papers.” Act in a fiscally responsible manner: Decrease the size and scope of government on all levels–localstate, and federal; Decrease spending on all levels–local, state and federal; Work toward a balanced budget. Support the free market by lower taxes and fees on businesses and individuals: support only those regulations that enhance competition. Conduct myself personally and professionally in a moral and socially appropriate manner.
Somebody just made a hypocrisy boom-boom in their diaper.