Tag Archives: Herman Cain

Accuser Threatens To Describe Cain’s Penis To Senate

The Daily Beast reports: A woman who has accused Herman Cain of having a long-term consensual affair threatened on Thursday to describe “certain parts” of his body to the Senate Banking Committee “to corroborate her testimony” if he doesn’t withdraw his name from consideration for the Federal Reserve Board. Ginger White first claimed she had a 13-year affair with Cain …

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Reversal: Herman Cain Won’t Withdraw For Fed Board

CNBC reports: Herman Cain will not drop out of consideration for the Federal Reserve Board even though he does not appear to have enough votes to get confirmed in the Senate, he told The Wall Street Journal on Wednesday. The former Godfather’s Pizza CEO and Kansas City Fed Board president said he is “very committed” to the process, according to …

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Cain To Withdraw From Federal Reserve Consideration

ABC News reports: Herman Cain is expected to withdraw his name from consideration for the Federal Reserve’s Board of Governors, amid growing pressure from Republican senators on the White House to remove him from consideration, according to multiple sources familiar with the matter. President Donald Trump announced last week his intention to nominate Cain, a political ally and former 2012 …

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Herman Cain Calls Senate Critics “A Bunch Of Yahoos”

The Kansas City Star reports: Herman Cain, whose prospects for a seat on the Federal Reserve Board of Governors have grown shaky before President Donald Trump even nominates him, likely gave his detractors in the U.S. Senate more reason to oppose his confirmation with comments at a University of Kansas lecture Wednesday night. He described the Senate Banking Committee, which …

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Herman Cain Promoted Anti-Vax Claims Via Email List

Media Matters reports: Herman Cain, President Donald Trump’s pick for a seat on the Federal Reserve Board, took money to promote the newsletter of an anti-vaccine conspiracy theorist. Cain also sent sponsored emails suggesting that the government is forcing citizens to take “7 deadly drugs” and that former first lady Nancy Reagan’s “desperate fight to cure Alzheimer’s disease” may be …

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GOP Works To Scuttle Herman Cain’s Nomination To Fed

Politico reports: Herman Cain is in deep trouble. And he hasn’t even been formally nominated to the Federal Reserve yet. Senate Republicans are warning the White House that the 2012 presidential candidate will face one of the most difficult confirmation fights of Donald Trump’s presidency and are making a behind-the-scenes play to get the president to back off, two GOP …

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Trump Likely To Tap Herman Cain For Federal Reserve

Axios reports: President Trump has told confidants he wants Herman Cain on the Federal Reserve board, but will wait until his background check is completed before making the formal announcement, according to two senior administration officials familiar with the decision. It’s likely confirmation that Trump is ready to move ahead with the former presidential candidate, whose possible nomination was reported …

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Trump Mulls Federal Reserve Seat For Herman Cain

Reuters reports: U.S. President Donald Trump is considering Herman Cain for a seat on the Federal Reserve board, a Bloomberg reporter said on Twitter. Cain made his fortune as pizza executive before making a bid to be the Republican candidate in the 2012 presidential election. Mitt Romney ultimately won that nomination, but lost the election to former President Barack Obama. …

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Headline Of The Day

But only if God tells him to. As you might recall, in 2012 God told personally Herman Cain, Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry, and Rick Santorum that he wanted them to run for president. Because he loves a hilarious clusterfuck.

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Herman Cain Joins The Shoe Truthers

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Fox News Hires Herman Cain

Hot on the heels of their hiring of former Sen. Scott Brown, Fox News has added Herman Cain to their cast of crackpots. Fox News continued its talent overhaul this week when they announced they were officially hiring former GOP presidential primary candidate Herman Cain as a paid contributor for the network. The addition of Cain comes less than a …

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Herman Cain: It’s Time For Real Conservatives To Form A Third Party

Herman Cain tells Bryan Fischer that the Republican Party no longer speaks for real conservatives, who should now form their own third party. Curiously, neither Cain nor Fischer seem to believe the Tea Party will be their savior.

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Herman Cain: I Was Robbed

Herman Cain says he was robbed of his rightful place as the GOP nominee by “dishonest” people. He won’t say who these mysterious people are, but he hints that he’s going to blow the lid off the anti-Cain conspiracy. OK!

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Dan Cathy: I’m Taking All That Extra Money And Giving It To Anti-Gay Groups

That’s what Herman Cain claims Cathy told him, at least. Cain also claims that Cathy told him the chain did $30M in sales on Wednesday.

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Herman Cain: The Super-Rich Are Cool

“As far as Obama is concerned, anyone who is successful got that way because of the system, by which he means the government. Democrats sometimes refer to the rich as ‘the winners in life’s lottery,’ which is to say they merely got lucky in a game of chance – and that’s why they need to fork over so much of …

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LAUNCHED: Herman Cain TV

Herman Cain has launched a new website and The Guardian is alternately baffled and amused: Perhaps you’ve heard the news that failed Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain has launched his own online television channel, or “website”, at CainTV.com? This is the most absurd thing to happen in the world of launching your own things since British member of Parliament Louise …

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Cain: Romney Should Pick Allen West

Herman Cain says Mitt Romney should select Tea Party darling Rep. Allen West to be his running mate. West is perhaps best known for this comment: “When I see anyone with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker, I recognize them as a threat to the gene pool.” “Colonel Allen West out of Florida,” Cain said. “Here’s why. He is well-spoken, he …

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