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But only if God tells him to. As you might recall, in 2012 God told personally Herman Cain, Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry, and Rick Santorum that he wanted them to run for president. Because he loves a hilarious clusterfuck.

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Fox News Hires Herman Cain

Hot on the heels of their hiring of former Sen. Scott Brown, Fox News has added Herman Cain to their cast of crackpots. Fox News continued its talent overhaul this week when they announced they were officially hiring former GOP presidential primary candidate Herman Cain as a paid contributor for the network. The addition of Cain comes less than a …

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Herman Cain: I Was Robbed

Herman Cain says he was robbed of his rightful place as the GOP nominee by “dishonest” people. He won’t say who these mysterious people are, but he hints that he’s going to blow the lid off the anti-Cain conspiracy. OK!

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Herman Cain: The Super-Rich Are Cool

“As far as Obama is concerned, anyone who is successful got that way because of the system, by which he means the government. Democrats sometimes refer to the rich as ‘the winners in life’s lottery,’ which is to say they merely got lucky in a game of chance – and that’s why they need to fork over so much of …

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LAUNCHED: Herman Cain TV

Herman Cain has launched a new website and The Guardian is alternately baffled and amused: Perhaps you’ve heard the news that failed Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain has launched his own online television channel, or “website”, at CainTV.com? This is the most absurd thing to happen in the world of launching your own things since British member of Parliament Louise …

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Cain: Romney Should Pick Allen West

Herman Cain says Mitt Romney should select Tea Party darling Rep. Allen West to be his running mate. West is perhaps best known for this comment: “When I see anyone with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker, I recognize them as a threat to the gene pool.” “Colonel Allen West out of Florida,” Cain said. “Here’s why. He is well-spoken, he …

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