Tag Archives: Bryan Fischer

American Family Association Radio Host Bryan Fischer: Only Christians Have First Amendment Rights [VIDEO]

“The blunt, simple, direct, straightforward answer is that Wiccans do not have First Amendment rights. Nor do Muslims, nor do Jews, nor do Native Americans, nor do Rastafarians, nor do any practitioners of any other religion other than Christianity. Whatever the First Amendment is about, whatever protections it extends in the federal Constitution, those were just for Christianity. Christianity has ...

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Bryan Fischer Celebrates Firing Of US House Chaplain, Falsely Claims Jesuit Priest Is Openly Gay And Married

American Family Association spokes-bigot Bryan Fischer is thrilled that Paul Ryan fired the US House chaplain, claiming that the Jesuit priest is openly gay and married to a man. Fischer, shockingly, is wrong on both counts. Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: “Here is a good news item for the day,” Fischer declared. “He is an out gay man, ...

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American Family Association: No Praying And Too Few Guns Is Why God Allows School Shootings To Happen

AFA radio host Bryan Fischer writes: I suggest we have mass school shootings because we don’t have enough God on our campuses and we don’t have enough guns. When tragic school shootings happen, like the one in Florida, everyone sends their “thoughts and prayers” to the families of the victims. But why don’t we pray before these shootings happen instead ...

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American Family Association: Don’t Punish America For Trump’s “Despicable” Adultery With A Porn Star [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Fischer said that while Trump’s behavior was “reprehensible” and “despicable,” it doesn’t really matter because Trump is still the president and therefore it doesn’t make much sense to “punish America” by removing him from office when he is championing the public policy issues that the Religious Right cares about. “Regardless of what I ...

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Hater Bryan Fischer Has The Roy Moore Sadz

Hate radio host Bryan Fischer is ever so pissed: Before all the facts were in, indeed, before any of the facts were in, Moore was accused, tried, convicted, sentenced, and punished with mind-numbing speed. Republicans, without a single shred of evidence that ANY of the accusations against Moore were true, scrambled to get out in front of the mob calling ...

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Bryan Fischer: Al Franken Is Faking His Resignation

Hate radio host Bryan Fischer writes: Not only did Al Franken not resign yesterday, it is my prediction that he will never resign. He will not resign until Roy Moore does – and since there is no way Roy Moore is going to do that, there’s no way Al Franken is going to do that either.  All Franken said what ...

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AFA Host Backs Moore On Criminalizing Homosexuality, Says Matt Drudge Needs To Have “Conversion Therapy”

Yesterday CNN noted that leading US Senate candidate Roy Moore called for re-criminalizing homosexuality as recently as two years ago. “I think homosexuality should be illegal,” Moore said. “Sodomy was declared illegal by the United States Supreme Court in 1987, it said there was no right under the constitution to enlarge the fundamental rights of homosexuals.” “But then they came ...

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Bryan Fischer Took “Authority” Over The Hurricane And Ordered It Away From Texas In Jesus’ Name [VIDEO]

Over the weekend I posted a roundup of scamvangelicals failing to turn Hurricane Harvey away from Texas with the power of their prayers to White Jesus. But I missed what might be the funniest one. Hemant Mehta at The Friendly Atheist has the transcript of Bryan Fischer’s prayer: “We’re gonna take authority over the storm in Jesus’ name. We’re gonna ...

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Bryan Fischer: The Coming Eclipse Is From Satan

“The path of this total eclipse of the sun is remarkable, in that it crosses over the entire continental United States, almost perfectly bisecting America from the Northwest to the Southeast. And in that path, the sun will be perfectly blotted out, by the ruler of the night, plunging all of America in its path into virtual total darkness. Satan, ...

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American Family Association: Gay Activists Are Bringing Back Slavery By Forcing Businesses To Serve Them

Last week a Kentucky appeals court ruled that it’s legal to refuse to serve LGBT customers in the name of Jesus. American Family Association radio host Bryan Fischer reacts: For the government to force someone to do work that violates his conscience is nothing less than tyranny. And for a man to be compelled under threat of punishment to perform ...

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Bryan Fischer Has The Mark Green Sadz: Trump Totally Flinched And Chose The “Gay Gestapo” Over Jesus

You guys, Bryan Fischer has a raging case of the sadz about Mark Green. He wails: Donald Trump rolled out his executive order on religious liberty last week to great fanfare, with a Rose Garden ceremony including many evangelical luminaries in attendance. And yet his order did not touch at all on the greatest threat to religious liberty in our ...

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Bryan Fischer Blames Ivanka: Trump’s Religious Liberty Order Does Nothing To Protect Christians From LGBTs

American Family Association radio host Bryan Fischer is ever so pissed at “liberal Ivanka” for the lack of an overty anti-LGBT message is her father’s religious liberty order. He wails: The draft of this executive order that was leaked to the liberal media in February contained robust protections for Christians engaged in business from being compelled by government to violate ...

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Bryan Fischer Hates Being Mocked For Demanding That Gays Give God Back His Stolen Rainbow [VIDEO]

If you weren’t on Twitter over the weekend, you missed a shitload of hilarious trolling after Bryan Fischer declared that gays have stolen the rainbow from God and they has better give it back. Well, Fischer isn’t too pleased about again being a national laughingstock. Via Right Wing Watch: Fischer doubled down on this demand yesterday, declaring that “the worst ...

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American Family Association: The “Insidious Trend” Of Homocons Is A Rotting Cancer On Conservatism

American Family Association radio host Bryan Fischer writes: A new and quite insidious trend has been launched in some conservative circles, a trend that unless it is stopped will eat away at the foundation of conservatism like a cancer until the foundation rots away and the whole thing collapses. This trend is the notion that one can be a practicing ...

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AFA Issues Dire Warning About Neil Gorsuch

American Family Association radio host Bryan Fischer this morning glumly pointed to a Daily Mail report about the church attended by SCOTUS nominee Neil Gorsuch. They write: He has been described as ‘the heir to Scalia’ and is a religious conservative whose appointment to the Supreme Court was greeted with jubilation on the pro-gun, anti-abortion Right. But DailyMail.com can reveal ...

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American Family Association: Trump Has Bent His Knee To “Sexual Anarchists” With Obama’s LGBT Order

American Family Association radio host Bryan Fischer is ever so pissed. He writes: Many of us feared during the campaign that the confusing messages Mr. Trump was sending with regard to the homosexual agenda portended trouble were he to be elected. Unfortunately, those fears may now have been realized. President Obama enacted an executive order in 2014 forbidding any business ...

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American Family Association: If You Aren’t Devoted To Jesus Christ, You’re A “Traitor” To The United States

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: On his program yesterday, American Family Radio’s Bryan Fischer declared that any American who is “working to oppose Christianity and oppose the public acknowledgement of the Ten Commandments” is a “traitor.” Fischer framed his assertion by citing this quote from George Washington’s Farewell Address: Of all the dispositions and habits which lead to ...

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American Family Association: Hillary’s Illness Shows “Demons Have Attached Themselves To Her” [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: On his radio program yesterday, Bryan Fischer took a call from a listener who floated the theory that Hillary Clinton’s recent bout of pneumonia was really a sign that a demon “has latched on to her.” While Fischer was not able to diagnose whether Clinton’s illness was demonic in nature, he did say ...

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TOMORROW: Trump Speaks To Anti-LGBT Hate Groups That Advocate For Criminalizing Homosexuality

Tomorrow afternoon self-proclaimed “best friend to the gays” Donald Trump will address the Family Research Council’s Values Voter Summit. In the room will be the leaders of anti-LGBT Christian hate groups that would happily imprison prominent Trump supporters Matt Drudge, Peter Thiel, and Milo Whatisopoulos. That won’t come as a surprise to longtime JMG readers, but here’s a recap from ...

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STUDY: Male Homophobes Secretly Like The Menz

Yet another study has concluded that men who openly say they are homophobic give themselves away under the unblinking eye of science. Literally unblinking, in their case. Mic reports: Researchers at the University of Geneva tested 38 heterosexual male subjects by having them first rate their levels of “homonegativity” to determine how antigay each of them were. Then the men ...

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