Jeffrey Lord: Hillary Clinton Is The New David Duke

After getting canned by CNN, Trump ballwasher Jeffrey Lord fled to Breitbart, where his crackpot batshittery has an eager audience. From his debut column:

Right in character, there was David Duke blaming race for his various election defeats over the years in Louisiana. Bitterly Duke said that he lost because his GOP opponent in one special election “was quite successful in referencing a nostalgia that would give hope, comfort, settle grievances, for millions of people who were upset about gains that were made by others because—”

The interviewer prompted Duke to get to his point: “What you’re saying is millions of black people.” Replied Duke: “Millions of black people, yeah.” The interview was typical of Duke’s racial pandering and….oh wait. Apologies. Somehow I got this confused. This race card player wasn’t David Duke at all. It was Hillary Clinton.

Yes, you read that right. In an interview with Jane Pauley on CBS Sunday Morning, in which the failed 2016 Democratic Party nominee was promoting her new book What Happened, Clinton actually sounded exactly like former Ku Klux Klan leader David Duke, blaming her loss on race.

You may recall that Lord recently declared that the KKK is a “leftist hate group.” Yeah.

  • Lakeview Bob

    Mental illness must be very painful for some people.

    • Chucktech

      I think that a distinction needs to be made between mental illness and mental defective-ness. Trump is mentally defective. This piece of work is, too.

    • greenmanTN

      Yeah, the audience.

    • Stogiebear

      If only Jeffery Lord would keep his pain to himself.

      • Steverino

        Instead, he lords it all over us.

    • Thorn Spike

      Yes, painful to watch.

    • boatboy_srq

      That kind of mental illness SHOULD be painful.

  • clay

    He’s can’t/won’t tell the difference between race and racism.
    He can’t be trusted not be a racist.

  • TampaDink

    In an attempt to follow his “logic”, wouldn’t this indicate that something has happened to eliminate the “old David Dookie”?

    • Tawreos

      We can’t be that lucky

      • TampaDink

        We can wish for that kind of luck….but there is a very long list of public figures that I’m now imagining being replaced by decent human beings.

  • Tawreos

    I am always amazed that people can spend so much time pulling things out of their ass and still be so full of shit.

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  • The_Wretched

    Of all the right wing lies, this one painting the left as ‘the nazis’ is damn the most confusing. The ‘nazis’ in question are all wearing Trump hats and giving speaches on how their nazi times are now here thanks to Trump.

    • Chucktech

      I believe the hipsters call it “projection.”

    • Tawreos

      They say it so the 12 or 13 people that support Trump and aren’t Nazis can feel good about themselves.

    • Tatonka

      They’re acting on the principle that if you repeat a thing often enough, at least some people will assume it to be true regardless of the evidence.

      • Steverino

        Indeed. It certainly worked against Hillary Clinton.

    • boatboy_srq

      We should all be concerned that they paint themselves as so righteously conservatist that fascism is comparatively liberal.

  • bkmn

    deflect, deflect, deflect…he is a one trick pony

  • kareemachan

    O/T: Fuckwad Shrekli has a BFF named Reida who says that the internet makes him seem evil. (Yeah, I’m not quoting here, but you get the gist of it)

    You know what, Reida? Fuck you for defending him. That makes you as evil as he is.

  • Paula

    I would be happy to read that someone put this guy out of our misery.

  • Lantor

    Wouldn’t the Breitbarters hold Duke up as some sort of hero?

    • Stogiebear

      Yes, but only from the safety of their basement Brother computers.

  • netxtown

    dude needs to take five and clean the filter screen on his bong….

    • Christopher

      I think he should be forced to drink nothing but bong water for the rest of his miserable life.

      Cheetolini as well. It might improve his presidency.

  • Friday

    Whatever he’s trying to project about, it’s incoherent.

  • HZ81

    I’d say, “Oh, those right-wingers,” but the socialist rose brigade recently was calling HRC a slave-owner over prison labor in AK.

    We’ve lost the country to utter nutters from both sides.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    That man is completely insane.

  • ultragreen

    I could never understand why CNN put up with this pathological liar as long as they did.

    • bambinoitaliano

      CNN like many mainstream media has turn into the roadside accident /road kill network.

      • Hank

        That is why I stopped watching them years ago!!! When Wolf Blitzer, went from an “journalist” to a LOUD announcer of road kill “News” I said enough and found MSNBC!!!!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Getting really really tired of this whole klan.

    • greenmanTN

      A Klavern of deplorables.

  • This is not a new meme from the far right. Because in the south the Klan attached itself to the conservative wing of the Democratic Party. (The south was mostly Democratic because Republicans were the party of Reconstruction and bitterness over that lasted almost 100 years in the south.) That of course ignores that in the midwest the KKK was running the Republican Party. Basically the Klan attached itself to the dominant party in whatever location they were active. It certainly was never liberal and most certainly has nothing to do with modern liberal politics. But logic and facts have no home on the right.

    • jerry

      And because of Civil Rights and desegregation, those conservatives completely flipped from D to R within a generation, mainly because of Nixon’s “Southern Strategy”.

      • Stogiebear

        Crying, “I didn’t leave the Democratic Party, it left me.”

  • bambinoitaliano

    Hillary Clinton is the Mcguffin of the Nazi party.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    Oh God. David Duke added a comment to Jeffrey Lord’s screen at Dead Breitbart. It’s as insane, rambling, and racist as you’d imagine.

  • bambinoitaliano
  • Daveed_WOW

    She correctly blamed her defeat on white racists and their white supremacist president. Correct and accurate. I don’t see a problem. Only a degenerate would make a false moral equivalency to David Duke.

  • Uncle Mark

    Poor meringue-headed Jeffrey. How the mighty have fallen. Going from CNN to Dead-Breitbart. I guess his Nazi salute was his job interview

  • alguien

    i’m curious as to how prissy jeffrey lord’s gonna get along with all those vulgarians at breitbart. it’ll probably be like a preppy twink stopping in a leather bar for a daiquiri.

  • DJ John Bear

    Breitbart’s followers are like rabid dogs…

  • Richard B

    Wow – all I can say is wow.
    Now they are equating Hillary Clinton to David Duke.
    That is an absurd propaganda statement from Jeffrey Lord, but understand, this is how the alt right works. The people Jefferey Lords coordinates with will promote outrageous lies over and over again to create a new narrative in the hope they can disupt the mainstream political dialog. Their goal is to socialize and then normalize their views into the weak minded as new (alternative) facts to excite and motivate their political base. That is how propaganda works to disrupt and erode the existing political order.
    I hope Karma arrives on the scene soon and Jefferey Lords meets a similar fate of other dispicable propagandists of the last 100 years.

  • Jon Doh

    Hey Jeffery, if we had a do-over election today, I wonder who would win?

  • Lars Littlefield

    Lord needs to be taken out and ____________. (fill in the blank)

    • Beagle

      …given what he deserves.

  • gaycuckhubby

    I got so excited early on election night. Because i thought we heard the last of this douche. And conway, too.
    But… emails

  • Lizard

    Nazi sycophant say what?

  • justme

    Ah Jeffie.
    What a perfect new home for the aged, drug rattled, 70’s porn star want to be..

  • Tom Kiley

    Actually. David Duke is is the new David Duke.

    But if we’re looking for second place, Jeffrey Lord is much better positioned than Hillary Clinton. I mean. This is a guy who disingenuously insists Democrats are still the party of the Klan.

  • mikeinftl

    ‘Trump ballwasher Jeffrey Lord’ hee hee.

  • Clive Johnson

    Is it a requirement for success in conservative politics that you evidence little to no ability to think critically?

  • JWC

    I know its a “free Press” but some peoples ramblings are just a tad too much

  • I love dim sum

    Hillary is more like Nixon: a narcissist, sociopathic liar that loves war.

    Although she did say that black kids were “Superpredators that must be brought to heel”. That sounds like something David Duke would say.

    • DoctorDJ

      Thanks for gift-wrapping that box of shit that your attitude delivered on 11/9/16.

      • I love dim sum

        That’s exactly right, I voted Green Party last year. And I’m going to do it again next year and in 2020. I would be ashamed to go back to the Democratic Party .

        • DoctorDJ


    • BillTheCat45

      Get a grip you both-sideism dunce.

  • M Jackson

    I left a critique of this mess at the top of the comment section over there and disabled my disqus email notifications for the afternoon.

  • fuzzybits
  • Nic Peterson

    So is he trying to imply that Mrs. Clinton is a former KKK grand wizard something or another? Or is he implying that she is a racist in the same way Duke is? Shouldn’t he understand that his new audience is comprised mostly of nose picking racists that would follow Duke off the side of a cliff?

  • EdmondWherever

    Sorry, but David Duke is still the current David Duke. You guys can’t get rid of him that easily.

  • Mental illness that get paid big bucks to get worse!

  • RoFaWh

    I have had a sudden vision: fifty years from now, Breitbart will still be pissing and moaning about Hilary Clinton. Never mind that she will be long dead by then. And Donnie-two-scoops will be dead, too, buried in a mausoleum so tacky, so tasteless, so utterly without redeeming architectural virtue that in flyover country it’s all the thing to remodel your house so it looks just like that mausoleum.

  • agcons

    You’re even more stupid than you look, Lord. You were a shitty movie critic, too.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Ah yes, Jeffrey Lord AKA Baron Fredreich Douchenozzle Von Reitstiefel Lecken strikes out….again.

  • Snarky

    “Trump ballwasher Jeffrey Lord?!?!” I didn’t know they played golf together…

    Oh, wait…. OHHHHH.


  • JCF
  • Lee Grupsmith-Pedersen

    Who is this…person?

  • Blaming it on race and blaming it (in part) on racists are two different things.

  • MoonlightUnkindledOne

    I’m guessing Lord didn’t read her book. That, or he’s just a disingenuous prick.