Tag Archives: crackpots

Dan Bongino: I Might Run In 2024 If Trump Doesn’t

Mediaite reports: Pro-Trump pundit Dan Bongino floated on his podcast Monday that he would consider running for president of the United States in 2024. “I hate politics,” Bongino said. “Paula [Bongino] is like, don’t you dare. I’m going to dare. I hate — I have said a thousand times on this show, ‘politics and me, no good.’” “If Harry (sic) …

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Arizona Court Tosses State’s Final Election Lawsuit

The Arizona Republic reports: Maricopa County Superior Court judge tossed out a lawsuit on Friday claiming that the county denied one voter the right to cast her ballot and failed to properly process another voter’s ballot, dismissing the last election-related case pending in Arizona. The lawsuit names two voters as plaintiffs: Laurie Aguilera, the same woman who filed the now-defunct …

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Bishop Warns Catholics Against Getting COVID Vaccine

The Los Angeles Times reports: Citing ethical concerns about the use of stem cells in vaccine development, Bishop Joseph Brennan of the Diocese of Fresno is urging Catholics not to “jump on the COVID-19 vaccine bandwagon.” In his message, Brennan said the use of embryonic stem cells at any stage of a vaccine’s development means Catholics cannot avail themselves of …

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Trump Judge Rejects Lawyer’s Lawsuit Against Georgia

Law & Crime reports: A federal judge appointed by President Donald Trump rejected what he called a “creative” lawsuit on Thursday. It was a suit that Georgia’s assistant attorney general warned would cause the Peach State’s largest disenfranchisement since the Jim Crow era. “To halt the certification at literally the 11th hour would breed confusion and disenfranchisement that I find …

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Haters List Target As Worst Advertiser Of Last 25 Years

Just in via press release: In a nod to its 25th anniversary this year, the Parents Television Council has announced the winners of its Best and Worst Advertisers of the past 25 years. The list is comprised of companies that have historically advertised on programming that is safe for families, and those that have sponsored some of the most explicit …

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Trump’s Assistant Defense Secretary Nominee Has History Of Sexist, Homophobic, And QAnon Tweeting

Media Matters reports: President Donald Trump has announced his intention to nominate author and former U.S. Air Force officer Scott O’Grady to be an assistant secretary of defense for international security affairs. O’Grady is a Trump adviser who has retweeted QAnon accounts, pushed right-wing conspiracy theories, and promoted other toxic rhetoric. The White House announced on November 17 that it …

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Loony Louis Spawns Latest Batshit Conspiracy Claims

The Associated Press reports: CLAIM: The U.S. Army raided the Frankfurt office of the Spanish election software company Scytl to seize servers that had evidence of voting irregularities in the Nov. 3 U.S. election. AP’S ASSESSMENT: False. Both the Army and Scytl told The Associated Press the claim is not true. Furthermore, Scytl does not have offices or servers in …

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Bannon Issues Call For “Patriots” To Die For Trump

Media Matters reports: On Veterans Day, former White House chief strategist Steve Bannon referred to a 19th century poem to surreptitiously call for Americans to fight and die for a second Trump term. For years, Bannon has cloaked his extremist positions with obscure and pretentious references. In this case, his co-host Jack Maxey read an excerpt from “Lays of Ancient …

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Cultist Jon Voight: This Is A “Battle Against Satan”

The New York Daily News reports: And the winner for best actor in a melodramatic work of fantasy fiction is — Jon Voight. The “Deliverance” actor posted a creepy monologue on Twitter Wednesday urging Americans to join him in battling “this lie that Biden has been chosen” as the next president. The 81-year-old actor claimed “there will be a price …

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QAnon Nutbags Panicked After Halt In Posts By “Q”

The Washington Post reports: President Donald Trump’s election loss and the week-long silence of “Q,” the movement’s mysterious prophet, have wrenched some QAnon believers into a crisis of faith, with factions voicing unease about their future or rallying others to stay calm and “trust the plan.” The uncertainty has been compounded by the abrupt public resignation, also last Tuesday, of …

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Cultist Pastor Accepts That Biden Is President-Elect

Megachurch Pastor Robert Jeffress writes for Fox News: It appears that former Vice President Joe Biden will become the 46th president of the United States on Jan. 20, unless President Trump succeeds in legal challenges to the counting of votes in several states. For millions of Christians across our nation, this is a bitter pill to swallow. Human governments and …

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Shitbag Todd Starnes Rages About “Lady Hitler” AOC

Shitbag former Fox News host Todd Starnes writes: Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., received swift backlash on Twitter Friday after essentially telling vocal President Trump supporters that they could face punishment under a Biden administration. “Is anyone archiving these Trump sycophants for when they try to downplay or deny their complicity in the future?” she asked. “I foresee decent probability of …

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Study Mulls Link Between Polling Fails And QAnon Nuts

The New York Times reports: The researchers identified a strong statistical correlation between state polls that underestimated Mr. Trump’s chances and a higher-than-average volume of QAnon activity in those states, including Wisconsin, Michigan and Ohio. “The higher the support for QAnon in each state, the more the polls underestimated the support for Trump,” said Emilio Ferrara, the University of Southern …

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Christian Activist: Trump’s Losing Is Part Of God’s “4-D Chess Plan To Reveal Dangerous Radicality Of The Left”

Michael Brown writes for Charisma News: What if a Biden-Harris presidency were needed to reveal the dangerous radicality of the left, leading to greater spiritual desperation in the church, leading to a spiritual awakening in the society? What if the worst-case scenario for tens of millions of conservative voters resulted in transforming millions of hearts in the years ahead? I …

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Santorum: Give Trump And Republicans “Time And Space To Work Through Their Feelings About Losing”

Mediaite reports: On the Friday morning when Biden took a likely insurmountable lead in Pennsylvania and all but secured his victory over Trump, Santorum told a CNN panel not to rush Trump and his fans into conceding.  Santorum declared “Give people time!” “You know he’s just found out that he’s probably not going to be the president of the United …

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Starbucks Again Fails To Feature Jesus On Xmas Cup

We now take a break from the election crazy and brace for the annual Christian meltdown about Starbucks cups: ‘Tis the season at Starbucks. The coffee chain introduced four fresh cup designs on Thursday ahead of the holiday season. Each of the new cups are predominantly green and red, and two of them feature this season’s slogan, “Carry the Merry.” …

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AZ GOP Rep. Paul Gosar Pushes “Sharpiegate” Idiocy

The Associated Press reports: CLAIM: Votes were eliminated in Arizona because people were made to use Sharpie pens to mark their ballots. This caused the tabulation machine to cancel the vote. AP’S ASSESSMENT: False. Sharpies were allowed in Arizona but they do not affect the vote. And even if a ballot could not be read by a tabulation machine, it …

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Far-Right OANN Declares “Decisive Victory” For Trump Despite “Rampant Voter Fraud, Fake Ballots” [VIDEO]

Media Matters has the transcript: CHRISTINA BOBB (HOST): President Trump won four more years in office last night. North Carolina, Florida, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin are all Trump’s. Even Arizona, which somehow has Biden winning, is rampant with voter fraud. Nevada, same thing. This is a decisive victory for Trump. Yet, in the wee hours of the morning, when Trump had …

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Cultists Cling To Batshit Arizona “Sharpie” Conspiracy

The Daily Beast reports: Republicans hunting for votes in Arizona have become fixated on ballots that were marked with felt-tipped pens, alleging that poll workers tricked Trump supporters into invalidating their ballots by giving them Sharpies. But election officials in the state say that ballots marked with felt-tipped pens—a favorite writing implement of the president—will still count. The pen controversy …

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Kanye West Earned Just 57,000 Votes Across 12 States

The Daily Beast reports: The math was never on West’s side—no combination of votes in those states would get him to the 270 electoral votes needed to take the Oval Office. The most recent polling on West’s campaign forecast he’d capture 0.0 percent of the vote. By the time California polls closed, that more or less looked true. The rapper …

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