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Self-Proclaimed Prophetess: I Rode A Giraffe With Jesus In Heaven And A Gorilla Pushed Me On A Swing [Video]

“Instantly, I was in the spirit and I was in heaven. Animals started gathering around us. So I’m sitting between the father and Jesus and a giraffe comes over and licks my face. “A big gorilla, a gorilla that I saw before was pushing the swing one day when I was in heaven with the father and Jesus. And I’m …

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Lindell: I’ve Spent $40M Spreading My Batshittery

The Guardian reports: MyPillow chief executive Mike Lindell, a fervent Donald Trump ally, says he has poured $35-40m into a wide crusade – a wave of lawsuits to get rid of voting machines that he faults for Trump’s defeat, a new movie about voting fraud, and a hefty legal stable – to promote charges that the 2020 election was riddled …

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The QAnon “JFK Lives” Cult Is Returning To Dallas

Vice News reports: It’s been 220 days since more than 1,000 people traveled from across the U.S. to Dallas at the behest of Michael Protzman, a QAnon influencer known as Negative 48, who promised his followers that John F. Kennedy would reappear at Dealey Plaza. JFK didn’t reappear, of course, but the QAnon cult is now returning to Texas. More …

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Televangelist: God Told Me To Tell You That Vaccines Will “Quit Working,” He’s Furious About All Of Your “Sodomy”

“I’m going to tell you what God told me to tell you. They’ve got variants coming that ain’t no vaccine going to work for. This nation is under the judgment of God. “They’re already admitting that the vaccine is alarmingly not working. Alarmingly! They’re alarmed at what they’re seeing. Do you know why? Because America, you’re making a huge mistake. …

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Lindell “Attacker” Was Selfie-Seeker Who “Poked” Him

The Associated Press reports: MyPillow chief executive Mike Lindell says he was aggressively poked by someone seeking a selfie in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, this week, which led him to say he was attacked. Lindell, who hosted an election fraud symposium in the city this week, told the conservative talk show FlashPoint that he was approached by a man who …

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Mike Lindell: Antifa Sabotaged My “Fraud Symposium”

Salon reports: MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell, on the final day of his “cyber symposium,” remained unable to produce any tangible evidence of widespread voter fraud in the 2020 election. He attempted to deflect blame for his failed event onto supposed antifa activists — or, actually, “antifa things” — who were nowhere to be seen in this Great Plains city of …

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Louie Gohmert: Thousands Of Birds Are Exploding Into “Flamers” Over Solar Farms, “Bird Guts All Over” Them

“Part of that green deal is the huge solar farm that they have out on the border of California and Nevada. Thousands of acres of concave mirrors that magnify the sun toward three towers – heat up the liquid in there and turn turbines. “But they weren’t anticipating that there would be hundreds and thousands of what they would call …

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AGAIN: Lindell Moves Back Trump’s Return To “The Fall”

Right Wing Watch has the transcript: We’re bringing in all the cyber guys. They’re gonna be there. Then we’re bringing all the media. Maybe even Fox will show up! What a concept. And then we’re going to bring in all senators, governors—even the corrupt ones, Brian Kemp—and legislatures, secretary of states, and every single government official that wants to be …

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Christian Site: Satan Wants You To Eat Doughnuts

Charisma News reports: “We have absolutely promoted sickness within our church gatherings by serving these foods that are not foods at all,” naturopathic doctor Mark Sherwood said on a recent episode of the Greenelines podcast on the Charisma Podcast Network. “They’re actually ‘frankenfood,’ next to demonic foods, and we serve them with a celebratory mindset.” Sherwood says these evil-inducing foods …

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Prophet: In Heaven You Travel By Flying Cars & Bubbles

“Most of the cars don’t really have wheels, per se. Most cars fly in Heaven, but there’s all different ways you transport. “There’s bubbles you can step into and they float you there. There’s amusement parks, there’s rodeos, there’s sports arenas where every game is played as worship to Jesus Christ because Jesus gets all the points. “There’s some people’s …

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Bachmann: Cruel Biden Wants To Snatch Toddlers From Their Mothers And “Indoctrinate” Them With LGBTQ

“With all due respect, it was the invasion of the zombie apocalypse, as far as I’m concerned. It was probably one of the most sad, depressing speeches I’ve ever heard. “Quite honestly, the word that I have for his speech: It’s cruel. What he’s intending for the American people, the result is cruel. “I think one of the most cruel …

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Mike Lindell: SCOTUS Will Make The 2020 Election “Go Bye Bye” And Trump Will Be Back In Office By August

“What I’m talking about, Steve, is what I’ve been doing since Jan. 9th. All the evidence I have — everything is going to go before the Supreme Court and the election of 2020 is going bye-bye. “It was an attack by other countries, communism coming in. I don’t know what they’re going to do with that after they pull it …

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Christian Prophet Taps Her Staff To Call Forth Trump As “Our Rightful President In The Name Of Jesus” [VIDEO]

“Right now I declare (TAP TAP TAP) and I call forth our president to take his rightful place. Trump, to come forth RIGHT now, step into your destiny that God gave you, called you, appointed you, and anointed you for this time. To declare over America. To help America. “This is HIS choice and we call you forth right now …

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Christian Prophet: The US Is Secretly Under “Military Tribunals” And Trump Will Soon Be Restored To Power

“You can’t substantiate something in the natural that’s not validated in the spirit realm. And so this whole election is still going. “I’m not afraid to say it, we’re under military tribunals. The military is in charge of our nation right now. And there’s some people that might not like that. “The last line of defense in our Constitution It …

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QAnon Nuts: Fake TX Snow Is Plot By Biden And Gates

Yahoo News reports: While Texans sought heat and shelter, another problem emerged online. Conspiracy theories of outlandish proportions spread in far-right online spaces, including Telegram channels run by promoters of QAnon. The claims included the false allegations that the snow in Texas was fake and somehow engineered by President Joe Biden and that Bill Gates “blocking the sun” caused the …

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Christian Activist: TX Freeze Was Weather Manipulation

“This is really, really serious, man. This is not something to laugh at. That they were able to – I got my tinfoil hat right here, hang on with me. “I watched a video the other day that said that storm – that freezing storm that came into Texas – was scientifically impossible. “It could not have on its own …

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Christian Prophet: 150-Foot Angels Will Kill My Critics

“I will just say this: I live in Florida. If you’re making noise to come and take me down, you’ll have to face these 150-foot angels who are with me. I always have to give a warning: You will not live in a decision like that. God told me he’s not gonna let anybody take my life. “That’s not a …

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Christian Prophet: Trump Is Recognized From Heaven As Planet Earth’s Primary Governmental Leader [VIDEO]

“There’s all these dimensions that the Lord is coming to affect and change right now, and President Trump still has a very active, viable role in that. Believe me, God is doing things with him, and I won’t go into it more than that. “But he’s not a passive player; he is recognized from Heaven as the primary government leader …

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Christian Prophet: God Told Me Trump Is Still President

“For I say this is my land and these are my people. And I have raised him up for such a time as this. My people have prayed, they have fasted, they have called on my name and I will not turn a deaf ear unto them. “But to the left, to the wicked, to those to chose to cheat …

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Kraken Lawyer: Chief Justice John Roberts Is Being Blackmailed Over The “Rape And Murder Of Children”

Peter Montgomery reports at Right Wing Watch: Lin Wood, an attorney who has partnered with leaders of the “Stop the Steal” movement and has called on Trump to declare martial law and use the military to oversee a new election, charged on Twitter in the early hours of Monday morning, “I believe Chief Justice John Roberts & a multitude of …

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