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Bachmann Blames COVID On Plan To Divide Jerusalem

“On Jan, 28, 2020, a plan was revealed that envisioned a dividing of the covenant land and a division of Jerusalem. Since that time, we have seen nothing but distress. The Bible speaks of that in Zechariah: Anyone who burdens themselves with a division of Jerusalem will be cut themselves upon a rock and nations will be destroyed. “Jerusalem is …

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100 Million Angels Assigned To Guard GOP Convention

“We’re going to train you during the Republican National Convention how to command strategically the army assigned to you, when to send them and what to declare for them to do. “During this convention there will be no violence involved. We don’t want any violence, any interference, not in any area of society or in the natural (?) whatsoever that …

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Christian Site: Racism Is Caused By “Demonic Spirits”

“Prophetess” Kathy DeGraw writes for Charisma News: I was led by the Lord to share this declaration He imparted to me years ago so that we may all collectively pray against the spirit of racism. I cancel demonic activities in the atmospheric realms, in Jesus’ name. I dispel spirits of suicide, murder, death and darkness in this region and break …

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Eugene Delgaudio: It’s Now LMNOP+ Month [VIDEO]

A break from the news courtesy of reliably crazy Eugene: Public Advocate demonstrated in Lafayette Park (photo), where President Trump spoke in front of a boarded up church Bible in hand, in support of LMNOP Month, in front of the White House. The area has a giant 10-foot fence installed but Public Advocate posted a video announcing a new project …

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GOP Senate Nominee And #QAnon Nutbag: Soros Is Funding Army Of Protesters “Put Together” By Obama

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Jo Rae Perkins, the QAnon conspiracy theorist who is the Republican nominee for the U.S. Senate in Oregon, streamed a video on Facebook last night in which she called for the National Guard to be mobilized against “the army that Obama put together” that she believes is behind the nationwide protests. ​Perkins also …

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Christian Site: COVID-19 Is A “Demonic Python Spirit”

Just in from batshit central Charisma News: Apostle James Alford isn’t buying into theories that say God brought COVID-19 to the earth these past few months as a judgment. From what the Lord has told him, the pandemic is “wholly from the realm of the demonic.” “This coronavirus wasn’t from Him. The Lord gave me three different devils that are …

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Christian Activist: “Communist Muslim Freak” Obama Should Be Hanged For What He Did To Michael Flynn

“He must go to jail. There’s no doubt that Barack Obama knew what was being done to Donald Trump. He knew it. He knew what was being done to Michael Flynn. Barack Obama knew it. We have the evidence. He knew it. “The buck stops at the top. If we think Comey and Clapper — getting those little peons — …

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Christian Site: Demons Are Causing Deaths By COVID

From the always reasonable Charisma News: Demonic causes of illness are more common today than purely physical ones, apostle Jay Caprietta says on the Kingdom Authority With James Alford podcast on the Charisma Podcast Network. “Today, today we are dealing with an alleged pandemic called COVID-19. Corona, by the way, means ‘crown.’ COVID-19 has attached to it a spirit of …

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Red-Caped Loons: Cuomo Is Summoning God’s Wrath

Via email from Tradition, Family, & Property: In a defiant statement, New York Governor Andrew Cuomo practically put himself above God. Regarding the lull of coronavirus cases, Cuomo proclaimed “The number is down because we brought the number down. God did not do that. Faith did not do that. Destiny did not do that. A lot of pain and suffering …

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FBI Busts Man Claiming To Be Q Of #QAnon Batshittery

Will Sommer reports at The Daily Beast: In the bizarre world of QAnon conspiracy theorists, 29-year-old Austin Steinbart was a rising star. A segment of the pro-Trump conspiracy theory group believed he was the mysterious “Q,” the anonymous internet figure whose clues have convinced a portion of the president’s base that Donald Trump is engaged in a shadowy war against …

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OHIO: Woman Isn’t Worried About Attending Church Because She’s “Covered In The Blood Of Jesus” [VIDEO]

The Friendly Atheist reports: While plenty of churches are hosting online services, CNN interviewed a handful of people in Ohio who explained why they are still attending Solid Rock Church in the city of Warren. The answers are as ignorant and self-absorbed as you can expect. One woman answered, “I wouldn’t be anywhere else.” When asked if she was concerned …

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Arkansas Church Vows To Hold Services This Weekend: “Jesus Died With COVID-19 So That You Don’t Have To”

Newsweek reports: A church in Arkansas plans to continue holding services this weekend despite federal and state guidelines against holding gatherings of more than 10 people amid the coronavirus pandemic. Awaken Church in Jonesboro claimed in a Wednesday evening Facebook post that Jesus was the “first death of Covid-19,” the disease caused by the novel coronavirus. The post included an …

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Evangelical Group: “Mini-Robot Rats” Implanted In WH Staffers Made Them Talk Trump Out Of Easter Reopen

“I had a dream about some rats in the White House. They were like mini-robots being implanted within individuals, controlled by remote. “I knew that these rats were going after good people to make them compromise the truth for political gain. I urged intercessors to pray that these rats would be exposed, the connections short-circuited, and the remotes cut off. …

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“Messianic Rabbi” Warns Against COVID Vaccine: It Will Be From The “Pit Of Hell” And The Mark Of The Beast

“Do not pray, do not hope, do not think, ‘Oh, praise God they are going to have a vaccine. That vaccine is from the pit of Hell. Do not pray for those vaccines, and do not take the vaccine. “These vaccines are going to be coming, they are not going to be good. They’re not good for you physically, and …

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Anne Graham Lotz: The Silver Lining In The Virus Is It Will “Turn People From Secularism” And Back To God

“Could it be that God is using the coronavirus to get our attention so that we will listen to His message? “It’s time to pray! It’s time to turn away from our sin, self-centeredness and secularism, and turn to God in faith and trust. Now. “If we heed God’s message, He can calm the storm and bring us through to …

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Jim Bakker Guest: Virus Is God’s Anger At Fornication

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: End Times pastor Irvin Baxter appeared on “The Jim Bakker Show” yesterday, where he warned that the COVID-19 coronavirus outbreak is a warning from God about the sin of fornication. “There are 7.5 million unmarried couples living together in the United States,” Baxter said. “That means 15 million people are living together unmarried, …

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Pastor Jazz Hands: God Won’t Deliver Us By Easter As Trump Wants Unless LGBT People Stop All That Fucking

“God wants to deliver the USA from coronavirus by Easter as President Trump hopes, but this is dependent on people following Jesus Christ. “We know the Bible says people lose their souls by following false gods and from LGBT sin, and that disobeying God can cause sickness and plagues (Exodus 15:26, John 5:14). “Man and government cannot fix the coronavirus …

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Christian Site: It’s High Season For Spiritual Witchcraft

Jennifer LeClaire writes for Charisma News: From Lent until Resurrection Day every year—then again in May, the month of Mary—we see believers around the world suffering from the wicked effects of spiritual witchcraft. That’s because many sincere people around the world—and probably in your city—are exalting Mary in this season. Many are lighting candles, worshipping Mary or hailing Mary—and what …

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Scamvangelist Calls For Fasting In Order To “Stretch Out God’s Rod Of Authority And Rebuke The Virus”

Just in from the loony tunes Charisma News: Intercessory leader Lou Engle is calling the global church to a three-day “Esther Fast” in order “to take a stand against the destructive spread of the coronavirus,” he says in a newsletter. The purpose of the fast March 18-20 is “to humble ourselves, confess our sins and the sins of our nation …

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Former 8Chan Operator Launches #QAnon Super PAC

Vice News reports: The followers of the QAnon conspiracy theory now have their very own super PAC. Disarm the Deep State is a fund established by Jim Watkins, the operator of the hate-filled message board 8chan that the mysterious leader of the QAnon conspiracy theory has made his home. The fund’s website says it’s the first super PAC “dedicated to …

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