Tag Archives: get the net

AGAIN: Lindell Moves Back Trump’s Return To “The Fall”

Right Wing Watch has the transcript: We’re bringing in all the cyber guys. They’re gonna be there. Then we’re bringing all the media. Maybe even Fox will show up! What a concept. And then we’re going to bring in all senators, governors—even the corrupt ones, Brian Kemp—and legislatures, secretary of states, and every single government official that wants to be …

Read More »

Christian Site: Satan Wants You To Eat Doughnuts

Charisma News reports: “We have absolutely promoted sickness within our church gatherings by serving these foods that are not foods at all,” naturopathic doctor Mark Sherwood said on a recent episode of the Greenelines podcast on the Charisma Podcast Network. “They’re actually ‘frankenfood,’ next to demonic foods, and we serve them with a celebratory mindset.” Sherwood says these evil-inducing foods …

Read More »

Prophet: In Heaven You Travel By Flying Cars & Bubbles

“Most of the cars don’t really have wheels, per se. Most cars fly in Heaven, but there’s all different ways you transport. “There’s bubbles you can step into and they float you there. There’s amusement parks, there’s rodeos, there’s sports arenas where every game is played as worship to Jesus Christ because Jesus gets all the points. “There’s some people’s …

Read More »

Bachmann: Cruel Biden Wants To Snatch Toddlers From Their Mothers And “Indoctrinate” Them With LGBTQ

“With all due respect, it was the invasion of the zombie apocalypse, as far as I’m concerned. It was probably one of the most sad, depressing speeches I’ve ever heard. “Quite honestly, the word that I have for his speech: It’s cruel. What he’s intending for the American people, the result is cruel. “I think one of the most cruel …

Read More »

Mike Lindell: SCOTUS Will Make The 2020 Election “Go Bye Bye” And Trump Will Be Back In Office By August

“What I’m talking about, Steve, is what I’ve been doing since Jan. 9th. All the evidence I have — everything is going to go before the Supreme Court and the election of 2020 is going bye-bye. “It was an attack by other countries, communism coming in. I don’t know what they’re going to do with that after they pull it …

Read More »

Christian Prophet Taps Her Staff To Call Forth Trump As “Our Rightful President In The Name Of Jesus” [VIDEO]

“Right now I declare (TAP TAP TAP) and I call forth our president to take his rightful place. Trump, to come forth RIGHT now, step into your destiny that God gave you, called you, appointed you, and anointed you for this time. To declare over America. To help America. “This is HIS choice and we call you forth right now …

Read More »

Christian Prophet: The US Is Secretly Under “Military Tribunals” And Trump Will Soon Be Restored To Power

“You can’t substantiate something in the natural that’s not validated in the spirit realm. And so this whole election is still going. “I’m not afraid to say it, we’re under military tribunals. The military is in charge of our nation right now. And there’s some people that might not like that. “The last line of defense in our Constitution It …

Read More »

QAnon Nuts: Fake TX Snow Is Plot By Biden And Gates

Yahoo News reports: While Texans sought heat and shelter, another problem emerged online. Conspiracy theories of outlandish proportions spread in far-right online spaces, including Telegram channels run by promoters of QAnon. The claims included the false allegations that the snow in Texas was fake and somehow engineered by President Joe Biden and that Bill Gates “blocking the sun” caused the …

Read More »

Christian Activist: TX Freeze Was Weather Manipulation

“This is really, really serious, man. This is not something to laugh at. That they were able to – I got my tinfoil hat right here, hang on with me. “I watched a video the other day that said that storm – that freezing storm that came into Texas – was scientifically impossible. “It could not have on its own …

Read More »

Christian Prophet: 150-Foot Angels Will Kill My Critics

“I will just say this: I live in Florida. If you’re making noise to come and take me down, you’ll have to face these 150-foot angels who are with me. I always have to give a warning: You will not live in a decision like that. God told me he’s not gonna let anybody take my life. “That’s not a …

Read More »

Christian Prophet: Trump Is Recognized From Heaven As Planet Earth’s Primary Governmental Leader [VIDEO]

“There’s all these dimensions that the Lord is coming to affect and change right now, and President Trump still has a very active, viable role in that. Believe me, God is doing things with him, and I won’t go into it more than that. “But he’s not a passive player; he is recognized from Heaven as the primary government leader …

Read More »

Christian Prophet: God Told Me Trump Is Still President

“For I say this is my land and these are my people. And I have raised him up for such a time as this. My people have prayed, they have fasted, they have called on my name and I will not turn a deaf ear unto them. “But to the left, to the wicked, to those to chose to cheat …

Read More »

Kraken Lawyer: Chief Justice John Roberts Is Being Blackmailed Over The “Rape And Murder Of Children”

Peter Montgomery reports at Right Wing Watch: Lin Wood, an attorney who has partnered with leaders of the “Stop the Steal” movement and has called on Trump to declare martial law and use the military to oversee a new election, charged on Twitter in the early hours of Monday morning, “I believe Chief Justice John Roberts & a multitude of …

Read More »

Megachurch Pastor: The Global Response To COVID Has Been Foretold As Setting The Stage For The Antichrist

The Christian Post reports: Pastor John MacArthur said on Sunday that world governments “have done something that’s never been done in human history” by making the pandemic issue and the response “global.” “Now we are a global world. And that is a setup that we’ve been waiting for through redemptive history since the Lord promised that there would come, in …

Read More »

Michele Bachmann: “Satan Stole My Vote!” [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: During a Friday night rally at Salem Baptist Church in Dalton, Georgia, Bachmann declared that she would never be a “chump” who accepts that Joe Biden won the election, screaming that Satan is destroying our election and that “my vote was stolen!” “From the political point of view, from the legal point of …

Read More »

Creationist: God Gave Us All A Nasal Bone Because He Knew, Because Of Sin, We Would Need To Wear Glasses

“We also can look at the nasal bone right here. God designed humans very specifically, with this nasal bone, because He knew, because of sin, we’d be wearing glasses and contacts, right? So this helps hold our glasses. Primates have no need to wear glasses, so they were not created with that bone there.” – Creationist “Dr.” Jennifer Rivera, speaking …

Read More »

Christian Prophetess: Jesus Took Me To A Football Game In Heaven Where He’s Always The Winner In All Sports

“They have sports in heaven because those people have gifts. But every sport is played for one person, and the winner in any of these sports are always Jesus Christ. “And I’m even going to share this before we go — I was taken to a football game in heaven. Anyway, he took me to this football game that somebody …

Read More »

VIRAL VIDEO: Trump Pastor Paula White Babbles In Tongues, Commands “African Angels” To Save Trump

The Independent reports: Perhaps the most extraordinary effort to turn the tide back in Mr Trump’s favour has come in Orlando, Florida, where the president’s spiritual adviser, Paula White, led a marathon prayer service at the New Christian Destiny Centre, calling on the almighty for divine intervention in the presidential race. In a video widely circulated on social media by …

Read More »

Michele Bachman: Satan Wants Biden To Win But God Has Already “Sealed The Election In The Heavenlies”

“Satan wants to intervene with God’s plans, and he has a certain amount of authority on this Earth. But we as believers have greater authority because the scripture says, ‘Greater is He who is in us than he is in the world.’ So that’s why we can stand on this scripture. “We can stand and say, No. 1, ‘Devil, you …

Read More »

Christian Prophet: Angels Call Biden “Sleepy Joe” And God Told Me He Sent Trump To Be Our “Superhero”

“He knows exactly who he’s going to pick, and you all know none of us are perfect. God’s seen the beginning and the end, and he knows exactly who he needs to do those jobs. God likes bold personalities, passionate people. “That means they’re expressive, they’re fierce about what they believe in, and sometimes those people maybe go over a …

Read More »