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Creationist: God Gave Us All A Nasal Bone Because He Knew, Because Of Sin, We Would Need To Wear Glasses

“We also can look at the nasal bone right here. God designed humans very specifically, with this nasal bone, because He knew, because of sin, we’d be wearing glasses and contacts, right? So this helps hold our glasses. Primates have no need to wear glasses, so they were not created with that bone there.” – Creationist “Dr.” Jennifer Rivera, speaking …

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Christian Prophetess: Jesus Took Me To A Football Game In Heaven Where He’s Always The Winner In All Sports

“They have sports in heaven because those people have gifts. But every sport is played for one person, and the winner in any of these sports are always Jesus Christ. “And I’m even going to share this before we go — I was taken to a football game in heaven. Anyway, he took me to this football game that somebody …

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VIRAL VIDEO: Trump Pastor Paula White Babbles In Tongues, Commands “African Angels” To Save Trump

The Independent reports: Perhaps the most extraordinary effort to turn the tide back in Mr Trump’s favour has come in Orlando, Florida, where the president’s spiritual adviser, Paula White, led a marathon prayer service at the New Christian Destiny Centre, calling on the almighty for divine intervention in the presidential race. In a video widely circulated on social media by …

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Michele Bachman: Satan Wants Biden To Win But God Has Already “Sealed The Election In The Heavenlies”

“Satan wants to intervene with God’s plans, and he has a certain amount of authority on this Earth. But we as believers have greater authority because the scripture says, ‘Greater is He who is in us than he is in the world.’ So that’s why we can stand on this scripture. “We can stand and say, No. 1, ‘Devil, you …

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Christian Prophet: Angels Call Biden “Sleepy Joe” And God Told Me He Sent Trump To Be Our “Superhero”

“He knows exactly who he’s going to pick, and you all know none of us are perfect. God’s seen the beginning and the end, and he knows exactly who he needs to do those jobs. God likes bold personalities, passionate people. “That means they’re expressive, they’re fierce about what they believe in, and sometimes those people maybe go over a …

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Christian Site: Protect Yourself From Halloween Witches

Kathy DeGraw writes for Charisma News: October is the month when witches and Satanists are praying and fasting to wreak havoc on Christians and destroy their prophetic words and destiny. The demonic realm is sold out and committed to accomplishing its plans and purposes. Satan’s adherents pray and fast all month in preparation for their high holy day. The evil …

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Christian Prophet: Jesus Gave Me Commission To Draw God And I Touched God’s Hair While Visiting Heaven

“I could [draw God], because of my photographic memory. But I think one of the greatest experiences I’ve ever had was when Jesus Christ introduced me to his father and Jesus himself gave me a commission to reveal the father himself. “What he’s like, the things he says, what his heart is on things. He definitely has white hair. But …

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Christian Prophetess Kat Kerr Dispatches “1000 Special Ops Angels” To Ensure Trump Gets Reelected [VIDEO]

“I can just tell you this from Heaven. Trump is going to win. We in America are the land of the brave, the free, and the filled with God. And I can tell you that whole event was filled with the presence of God. And yes, there were 1,000 angels waiting. “You know who these angels were? I could see …

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Demon Semen Doc Furious About Trump’s Diagnosis

The New York Daily News reports: Hydroxychloroquine-pushing doctor Stella Immanuel is fightin’ mad that the president — a fan of hers — didn’t keep up the bogus COVID-19 prevention program he claimed he was following in May. Immanuel found herself on the world stage in July after Donald Trump Jr. promoted a video of the infamous doctor sharing misinformation about …

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QAnon Nuts Claim Dems Infected Trump’s Debate Mic

Peter Montgomery reports at Right Wing Watch: DeAnna Lorraine, a QAnon-promoting internet personality who parlayed a 2 percent showing in her run for Congress into a gig at Infowars, spent the morning tweeting conspiracy theories about the news that President Donald Trump and first lady Melania Trump had contracted COVID-19. A number of QAnon-promoting accounts buzzed with speculation that Trump’s …

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Michele Bachmann: COVID Is God’s “Judgement” On The United States For Trump Admin’s Middle East Plan

“Something happened in the earlier part of this year on January 28th. A peace plan was put on the table that came from the United States. “Also Prime Minister Netanyahu was here as well, in the White House, when the plan was revealed. What did the plan call for? It was meant to be a blessing. “But it called ultimately …

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Evangelicals Tongue Trump For An Entire Hour [VIDEO]

Hemant Mehta reports at The Friendly Atheist: Over the summer, Sid Roth, the host of a show called It’s Supernatural, praised Jesus TWICE for allegedly fixing his backed-up toilet. Yesterday, he managed to outdo himself. During an episode all about why his viewers should support Donald Trump, his entire panel decided to speak in tongues and say… I don’t know. …

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Michele Bachmann Warns: Pre-Printed Ballots Could Be Smuggled In From China, Stored In Minnesota Barns

“So could you have a more perfectly framed scenario for fraud? So in this kind of scenario, it’s entirely possible that you could have ballots already filled out. In fact they could be printed in China. They could be routed through various countries so you can’t detect them. Make their way into Minnesota, be in a barn somewhere. Until after …

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Scamvangelist Plans To Tongue Trump Into Winning

“On this show, we’re going to only do two things. We’re going to pray perfect prayers with perfect faith. And the only way to do that is to pray in supernatural languages. And we’re going to allow the Holy Spirit to prophesy. “I can tell you this: If enough Christians pray in tongues, this country can turn around. I know …

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Bachmann: Biden Will Turn Us Communist In 100 Days

“This is a revolution in the street. It parallels communist takeovers in nation after nation for the last 103 years. This is a communist revolution and take over in our streets, and really Joe Biden is the nonessential candidate. “From his party’s perspective, they don’t care who’s at the top of the ticket because what they know is that 100 …

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Demon Semen Doc: I Command That Virus To Get Out Of People’s Bodies In The Name Of Jesus, King Of Glory

“We shall not die but we shall live to proclaim the name of the Lord in this nation. America will be alive again. America, you will stand again. America, you will serve God again. America, you will have revival. “We wait for the manifestation of Your power, manifestation of Your presence over this nation in the name of Jesus, King …

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“Demon Sperm” Nutbag Thanks Media For “Exposing Incubus And Succubus,” Offers To Perform Exorcisms

The Daily Beast reports: A Houston doctor who received a shout-out from President Trump on Tuesday for her praise of the controversial drug hydroxychloroquine as a COVID-19 cure has thanked The Daily Beast for reporting on some of the questionable medical claims she has previously made — namely that alien DNA is used in some medical treatments and gynecological problems …

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Christian Author: I’ve Recorded Satan’s Actual Voice

From a press release published by Christian Newswire: Satan is a wily creature, and he is real; he walks the Earth in spirit form alongside his fallen angels. In ‘The Devil’s Playground: an Investigation into the Dark Side of Electronic Voice Phenomenon,’ Roderick Millington introduces readers to the modern world of the demonic. The book’s unique strength lies in its …

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Trump’s New Favorite COVID “Cure” Batshit Doctor Thinks Witches Cause Disease And Reptilians Run Govt

Will Sommer reports at the Daily Beast: Dr. Stella Immanuel, a pediatrician and a religious minister, has a history of making bizarre claims about medical topics and other issues. She has often claimed that gynecological problems like cysts and endometriosis are in fact caused by people having sex in their dreams with demons and witches. She alleges alien DNA is …

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Christian Site: “Witchcraft Is Behind” The Pandemic

Pastor John Burton writes for Charisma News: In my decades of ministry I’ve had some intense encounters with witchcraft and one of the prime factors when under its influence is the feeling of suffocation. You can’t easily breathe. Additionally, fevers, confusion, fear, sickness, hopelessness and other manifestations are common. The enemy clearly desires to control the people of our nation. …

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