Crackpots

Chachi Threatens To Move To Utah And Unseat Romney

The Salt Lake Tribune reports: Chachi may love Joanie, but he certainly doesn’t feel that way about Sen. Mitt Romney. On Thursday, Romney ripped President Donald Trump’s attempts to overturn the results of the presidential election, saying he could not “imagine a worse, more undemocratic action by a sitting president.” Romney also said Trump failed to make his case that …

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Haters List Target As Worst Advertiser Of Last 25 Years

Just in via press release: In a nod to its 25th anniversary this year, the Parents Television Council has announced the winners of its Best and Worst Advertisers of the past 25 years. The list is comprised of companies that have historically advertised on programming that is safe for families, and those that have sponsored some of the most explicit …

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Pat Robertson: “In The Name Of Jesus, I Bind The Spirit Of Delusion” That Biden And Satan Won The Election

“In the name of Jesus, I bind the spirit of delusion that has come across our land. We will not surrender our nation. We will not give up this great country. “And Satan, you cannot have it. In the name of Jesus. And I began to pray, and I believe God has heard. And I’m asking everybody in this audience …

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Creationist: God Gave Us All A Nasal Bone Because He Knew, Because Of Sin, We Would Need To Wear Glasses

“We also can look at the nasal bone right here. God designed humans very specifically, with this nasal bone, because He knew, because of sin, we’d be wearing glasses and contacts, right? So this helps hold our glasses. Primates have no need to wear glasses, so they were not created with that bone there.” – Creationist “Dr.” Jennifer Rivera, speaking …

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Politico: MAGA Echo Chamber Is Cannibalizing Itself

Politico reports: The race is on to determine which outlet — cable, radio, internet or otherwise — will embrace Trumpism the tightest. And the competition is driving the far-right MAGA echo chamber to cannibalize itself. MAGA nation may be turning its back on Fox News — but it doesn’t know where to go. Parler, the “free speech”-friendly version of Twitter, …

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QAnon/GOP Rep-Elect Claims “Tyrannical Dems” Have Closed DC Businesses, Gets Shot Down By Other Reps

The Hill reports: Incoming GOP Rep.-elect Marjorie Taylor Greene (Ga.) shared a video of herself working out in her hotel room, citing ‘Democrat tyrannical control’ in Washington, D.C. Greene shared the video on Twitter, and claimed that gyms and small businesses were closed in D.C. Her claim was quickly debunked by journalists and others. On Friday, Greene tweeted that wearing …

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QAnon/GOP Rep-Elect Fights US House Face Mask Rule

The Hill reports: Controversial Rep.-elect Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) on Friday tweeted that masks used to prevent the spread of the coronavirus are “oppressive” and that people should free their faces. Greene criticized calls to wear masks that were a part of the new member orientation, though the new lawmaker also was photographed wearing a mask. After winning her primary, …

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McCarthy Lies That QAnon/GOP Reps Denounced QAnon

The Washington Post reports: House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) on Thursday defended two incoming Republican congresswomen who have voiced support for QAnon, falsely asserting that Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert have denounced the baseless conspiracy theory. In a news conference, McCarthy was asked whether he was concerned about the congresswomen-elect creating controversy for House Republicans after embracing elements …

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Cultist Jon Voight: This Is A “Battle Against Satan”

The New York Daily News reports: And the winner for best actor in a melodramatic work of fantasy fiction is — Jon Voight. The “Deliverance” actor posted a creepy monologue on Twitter Wednesday urging Americans to join him in battling “this lie that Biden has been chosen” as the next president. The 81-year-old actor claimed “there will be a price …

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QAnon Nutbags Panicked After Halt In Posts By “Q”

The Washington Post reports: President Donald Trump’s election loss and the week-long silence of “Q,” the movement’s mysterious prophet, have wrenched some QAnon believers into a crisis of faith, with factions voicing unease about their future or rallying others to stay calm and “trust the plan.” The uncertainty has been compounded by the abrupt public resignation, also last Tuesday, of …

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Michele Bachmann Asks God To “Take Your Iron Rod And Smash The Delusion Of Biden As President” [VIDEO]

“I ask of God and I ask that you would take your iron rod and I ask that you would smash the clay jar of delusion in the United States of America. Smash the delusion, father, of Joe Biden as our president. He is not. “Would you take your iron rod and smash the strong delusion that Nancy Pelosi does …

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Shitbag Todd Starnes Rages About “Lady Hitler” AOC

Shitbag former Fox News host Todd Starnes writes: Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., received swift backlash on Twitter Friday after essentially telling vocal President Trump supporters that they could face punishment under a Biden administration. “Is anyone archiving these Trump sycophants for when they try to downplay or deny their complicity in the future?” she asked. “I foresee decent probability of …

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Newsmax Host: Democrats Colluded With The Media To Time Their Election Call To Ruin Trump’s Round Of Golf

“The timing on of all this, Emerald, certainly fascinates me. We talk a lot about media collusion with the Democratic Party and here we have the president just leaving the White House to go to his golf course to play a round of golf and he deserves to be able to do that. “We have the press conference that Rudy …

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Christian Activist: Trump’s Losing Is Part Of God’s “4-D Chess Plan To Reveal Dangerous Radicality Of The Left”

Michael Brown writes for Charisma News: What if a Biden-Harris presidency were needed to reveal the dangerous radicality of the left, leading to greater spiritual desperation in the church, leading to a spiritual awakening in the society? What if the worst-case scenario for tens of millions of conservative voters resulted in transforming millions of hearts in the years ahead? I …

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Christian Prophetess: When God Told Me Trump Will Win In A Landslide, He Meant Voter Fraud Will Be Exposed

“If you will remember, one of the things God had me say was that Trump would win by a landslide. But many times, as we know in the word or even just from experience ourselves – especially as a prophet – that doesn’t ever mean what man thinks that means. “The thing God kept saying to me this morning, ‘When …

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Christian Prophetess: Jesus Took Me To A Football Game In Heaven Where He’s Always The Winner In All Sports

“They have sports in heaven because those people have gifts. But every sport is played for one person, and the winner in any of these sports are always Jesus Christ. “And I’m even going to share this before we go — I was taken to a football game in heaven. Anyway, he took me to this football game that somebody …

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VIRAL VIDEO: Trump Pastor Paula White Babbles In Tongues, Commands “African Angels” To Save Trump

The Independent reports: Perhaps the most extraordinary effort to turn the tide back in Mr Trump’s favour has come in Orlando, Florida, where the president’s spiritual adviser, Paula White, led a marathon prayer service at the New Christian Destiny Centre, calling on the almighty for divine intervention in the presidential race. In a video widely circulated on social media by …

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Michele Bachman: Satan Wants Biden To Win But God Has Already “Sealed The Election In The Heavenlies”

“Satan wants to intervene with God’s plans, and he has a certain amount of authority on this Earth. But we as believers have greater authority because the scripture says, ‘Greater is He who is in us than he is in the world.’ So that’s why we can stand on this scripture. “We can stand and say, No. 1, ‘Devil, you …

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Kanye West Earned Just 57,000 Votes Across 12 States

The Daily Beast reports: The math was never on West’s side—no combination of votes in those states would get him to the 270 electoral votes needed to take the Oval Office. The most recent polling on West’s campaign forecast he’d capture 0.0 percent of the vote. By the time California polls closed, that more or less looked true. The rapper …

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Twitter Boots Prominent QAnon/GOP Trump Cultist

NBC News reports: Former Congressional candidate DeAnna Lorraine Tesoriero was suspended from Twitter on Tuesday afternoon shortly after publishing a tweet that baselessly claimed immigrants would enter the U.S. and commit violence if Trump is not elected. Twitter told NBC News that Tesoriero’s account, which had over 393,000 followers, “was permanently suspended for repeated violations of the Twitter Rules.” Tesoriero …

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