Tag Archives: Idiocracy

Trump: You’ll Have No Electricity If Biden Wins [VIDEO]

“There will be no heating in the winter, no air conditioning in the summer, and no electricity. Whatever the hell you wanted. Right now you have it made. You are so lucky. You are so lucky that I’m your president. And your team is doing a good job, right? They’re doing a good job. Right? They’re doing a good job.” …

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Kanye West Touts Candidacy In Full-Page NYT Ads

The Hill reports: Kanye West took out two full pages of The New York Times for a campaign ad ahead of next week’s presidential election. In an open letter titled “Dear Future,” the rapper-turned-mogul outlines a vision for America, in which the world is at peace and everyone is held accountable to love. “I still believe in you,” West wrote. …

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Cultists Are Swamping Election Officials With Bullshit

The New York Times reports: One caller asked whether President Trump’s comments hinting at rampant voter fraud in Philadelphia were true. Another yelled about the inaccurate rumor that poll watchers were being barred from polling places. Still another demanded to know what the city was trying to hide. It was just another day at the office for Al Schmidt, one …

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HHS Planned Massive Celebrity-Filled PSA Campaign Titled “Helping The President Will Help The Country”

Politico reports: The Trump appointee who steered a $300 million taxpayer-funded ad campaign to “defeat despair” about the coronavirus privately pitched a different theme last month: “Helping the President will Help the Country.” That proposal, which came in a meeting between Trump administration officials and campaign contractors, is among documents obtained by the House Oversight Committee that further illustrate how …

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Fighter Jet Uses Flares To Ward Off Wayward Plane Over AZ Trump Rally, Trump Claims Flares Are In His Honor

CNN reports: An aircraft entered restricted air space over President Donald Trump’s rally in Bullhead City, Arizona on Wednesday, leading to a fighter jet being scrambled to intercept it. The smaller aircraft was not visible to CNN reporters on the ground in Arizona but the fighter jet could be heard overhead, leading to a reaction from the rally crowd and …

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FL Covidiots March And Hold Mask Burning Ceremony

West Palm Beach’s NBC News affiliate reports: The re-extension of a facial covering directive in Palm Beach County, Florida is being called “medical tyranny” by some opponents who took to the streets this afternoon in Delray Beach to display their frustrations. “Reopen South Florida” marched for blocks down Atlantic Avenue to the song “We’re Not Gonna Take It” by Twisted …

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FL Cultist Steals Bulldozer And Plows Down Biden Signs

Tampa’s Bay News 9 reports: Former vice Mayor Adam Burgess told Spectrum Bay News 9 he is happy his grandmother wasn’t alive to see a man bulldoze over their property because of their political choice. “This man came onto my property, took the two Joe Biden signs I had in my yard and them came back with a bulldozer to …

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Trump Seats “MAGA Nuns” Behind Him At Ohio Rally

Fox News reports: A group of Trump-loving nuns grabbed attention on social media Saturday after they were spotted wearing MAGA masks with their habits and cheering the president on in Circleville, Ohio. Three nuns were behind the president’s podium, two holding rosaries and a third holding a Bible. During the Republican National Convention, another nun, Sister Deirdre Byrne, called the …

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Politico: Trump Team Mired In Paranoia And Blaming

Politico reports: President Donald Trump’s top advisers have plunged into a bitter round of finger-pointing and blame-shifting ahead of an increasingly likely defeat. Accusations are flying in all directions and about all manner of topics — from allegedly questionable spending decisions by former campaign manager Brad Parscale, to how White House chief of staff Mark Meadows handled Trump’s hospitalization for …

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Borat “Defends” Giuliani: The Fake News Misconstrues An Innocent Encounter With My 15 Year Old Daughter

“What was an innocent sexytime encounter between a consenting man and my 15-year-old daughter has been turned into something disgusting by fake news media. I warn you: Anyone else try this, and Rudolph will not hesitate to reach into his legal briefs and whip out his subpoenas.” – Sasha Baron Cohen, speaking as Borat in a clip released last night. …

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Water-Gate II: The Return Of President Sippy Cup

The New York Daily News reports: President Trump is flirting with his own version of Water-gate — again. For the second time in a few months, Trump struggled to lift a glass of water during his contentious interview with Lesley Stahl. Midway through the 38-minute sit-down, the president picked up a glass of water with his right hand. Instead of …

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Trump Lie: I Was On Oprah During Her Final Week

The indefatigable Daniel Dale reports for CNN: President Donald Trump makes a lot of false claims on issues that are crucial to Americans’ lives: the coronavirus pandemic, the election, health care, the economy. But Trump also makes a lot of false claims about trivial subjects nobody much cares about. One of the very strangest is about “The Oprah Winfrey Show.” …

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Researcher Claims He Hacked Trump’s Twitter Account

The Guardian reports: Donald Trump’s Twitter account was hacked last week, after a Dutch researcher correctly guessed the president’s password: “maga2020!”, Dutch media reported. Victor Gevers, a security expert, had access to Trump’s direct messages, could post tweets in his name and change his profile, De Volkskrant newspaper reported. Gevers – who previously managed to log into Trump’s account in …

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REPORT: Giuliani Fell For Sacha Baron Cohen Sting, Groped Himself While Lying On Bed With “Teenage Girl”

The Guardian reports: The reputation of Rudy Giuliani could be set for a further blow with the release of highly embarrassing footage in Sacha Baron Cohen’s follow-up to Borat. In the film, released on Friday, the former New York mayor and current personal attorney to Donald Trump is seen reaching into his trousers and apparently touching his genitals while reclining …

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Trump Tells Rally: Politics Would Be Boring Without Me

The New York Daily News reports: President Trump claimed that politics would be ‘boring without me,’ as he slammed Joe Biden while speaking at a rally in Pennsylvania on Tuesday. Trump’s comments came as he spoke to supporters in Erie. “If you had Sleepy Joe, nobody’s going to be interested in politics anymore,” Trump said. He claimed Biden would bring …

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Politico: Bored Trump Halted Highly Classified Intel Briefing On Afghanistan Because He Craved Milkshake

Politico reports: President Donald Trump was in the middle of receiving a highly classified briefing on Afghanistan at his New Jersey golf club when he suddenly craved a malted milkshake. “Does anyone want a malt?” he asked the senior defense and intelligence officials gathered around him, an august group that included the head of the CIA’s Special Activities Center, which …

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Trump: If Biden Wins He’ll “Cancel Christmas” [VIDEO]

The Independent reports: Around 65 minutes into his Nevada rally the president went on a rambling rant about Biden’s plans for the state of Nevada and in a seemingly unrelated note added that Biden will completely end the Christmas season. “Under the Biden lockdown, the lights of Reno and Las Vegas were extinguished. Carson City will become a ghost town. …

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Trump Campaign Claims “86” Pin On Whitmer’s Desk Means She Is “Encouraging Assassination Attempts”

New York Magazine reports: During the governor’s remote appearance on Meet the Press, an anti-Trump “86 45” pin could be clearly seen on her desk in the background. “45” refers to Trump, and “86” is slang primarily used by restaurant workers to denote getting rid of something or it being out of stock — though the shorthand, which has no …

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GOP Maryland Gov Says He Early Voted For Reagan

The Washington Post reports: Maryland Gov. Larry Hogan (R) said he “voted for Ronald Reagan” in this year’s election, writing in the name of the late president and conservative icon after concluding that he could support neither President Trump nor Democratic nominee Joe Biden. Hogan’s latest rejection of his party’s standard-bearer comes as he works to expand his political network …

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Trump Team Advisor Mercedes Schlapp Self-Owns By Comparing Biden’s Town Hall To Watching Mr. Rogers

ABC News reports: Mr. Rogers was trending Thursday night after Mercedes Schlapp, a senior adviser for President Donald Trump’s reelection campaign, compared Democratic nominee Joe Biden’s town hall to the beloved show. Schlapp was criticized for comparing the Biden to Mr. Rogers, with some calling it a “self-own” as the children’s television host was known to be patient, inclusive, and …

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