Tag Archives: Idiocracy

Fox Guest Blames Police Inaction In Texas On “Pansies In Northern California And Their Social Media Apps”

Media Matters has the transcript: JESSE WATTERS (HOST): What do you think is the main factor in our culture that’s triggering this kind of rise in mass shootings, especially at schools? JASON WHITLOCK (BLAZETV HOST): Cowardice. Fear and cowardice. Our culture is controlled by fear and cowardice. Masculinity, traditional male values, are under attack. There’s — it’s not any mystery …

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Testimony: Reality Star Was Blackmailed For Gay Affair

And absolutely nobody was remotely surprised: Todd Chrisley’s former business partner testified in his federal fraud trial Tuesday that they paid a blackmailer $38,000 in cash after the anonymous person threatened to expose their intimate relationship. Mark Braddock, who turned Chrisley and his wife Julie into the FBI, told an Atlanta jury that he had an affair with Chrisley for …

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Adams Wanted Subway Shooter To Surrender To Him

The New York Daily News reports: Mayor Adams came under unfriendly fire Wednesday for his role in a bizarre day of negotiations with a subway murder suspect, with critics suggesting the ex-cop needed to let the NYPD handle things. Brooklyn Bishop Lamor Whitehead, a controversial figure with a pair of criminal convictions, said he brokered discussions about the suspect turning …

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Fox Guest: We Don’t Need Gun Control, What We Need Is “Tripwire Man Traps” At All School Entrances [VIDEO]

“We can’t just throw labor at this. I hear a passion plea, Sean, for an officer in every school in America. That’s logistically unfeasible and mathematically impossible. “What we need to do is utilize smart technology. That’s what’s needed. We need to install man traps, this is something we discussed in the past, back in 2018. I checked. “Man traps, …

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Fox Guest: Provide Schools With “Ballistic Blankets”

Newsweek reports: A former FBI agent has appeared on Fox News suggesting that parents and schools should invest in “ballistic blankets” and other equipment to keep their children safe. Maureen O’Connell’s comments followed the mass shooting at Robb Elementary School in Uvalde, south Texas. O’Connell told Fox’s Special Report host Bret Baier: “This is just beyond shocking. I would like …

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Graham Begs McDonald’s: Bring Back Fried Apple Pies

Franklin Graham, doing the important work for Jesus: I’M CALLING ON MCDONALD’S TO BRING BACK THE FRIED APPLE PIE IN AMERICA! I just arrived in Sheffield, UK, where I’ll be preaching on Wednesday night and my first stop was—you can guess where. One of their local McDonald’s restaurants! Yes, I had my Quarter Pounder with cheese—and of course a fried …

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House GOP Falls For Fake Hot Dog Tweet: “Bidenflation”

From the right wing sports blog OutKick: A disgusting fake news tweet claiming Costco was raising the price on its hot dog meal deal made its way around social media Wednesday until the scumbag Twitter user was outed as a FAKE! FAKE! FAKE!! The scumbag behind the Costco hot dog attack claimed that the membership-only big box store was about …

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Fox Column Condemns New Star Trek Series As “Woke”

David Marcus writes for Fox News: The first blatant example of electioneering, on Star Trek Discovery, was a cameo by current and former Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams as none other than the President of Federation of Planets. The second was a weird plot twist in the pilot of new show, Strange New Worlds in which the 2020 capitol riot …

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Owens Blames Baby Formula Shortage On Bill Gates

Mediaite reports: Candace Owens implied Bill Gates is behind the nationwide shortage of baby formula on Wednesday. John Rich, of the country music duo Big & Rich, shared a CNBC article reporting a firm owned by Gates is “targeting infant nutrition by attempting to reproduce mother’s breast milk in a lab.” Owens shared her take on the story through a …

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Trump Wanted US To Retaliate Militarily Against China For Shooting Storms At America With “Hurricane Gun”

Rolling Stone reports: Near the beginning of Donald Trump’s time in office, the then-president had a pressing question for his national-security aides and administration officials: Does China have the secret technology — a weapon, even — to create large, man-made hurricanes and then launch them at the United States? And if so, would this constitute an act of war by …

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Majority Of Republicans Believe QAnon Claim That “Top Democrats Operate Elite Child Sex Trafficking Rings”

Mediaite reports: A shocking new poll finds that a convincing majority of Republicans believe a bizarre conspiracy theory that undergirds the QAnon movement and inspired an attack in Washington, DC. Respondents to a The Economist/YouGov poll published this week were asked to rate the truth of several conspiracy theories, including the false claim that “Top Democrats are involved in elite …

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At This Weekend’s Christian Men’s Conference [VIDEO]

Jezebel reports: In this week’s edition of “Are Men Okay?,” we need to discuss the annual Christian men’s conference taking place in Missouri this weekend, in which, on Friday night, a monster truck drove off a giant ramp in an arena amidst shooting columns of flames against the soundtrack of really bad live electric guitar music. If and only if …

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FL Reinstates Math Books Now Scrubbed Of “Wokeness”

The Washington Post reports: After Florida education officials rejected a number of math textbooks over alleged “woke content,” some of the books have been reinstated. The Florida Department of Education announced Thursday that nine books were added back to an adoption list of instructional materials for math after publishers removed prohibited topics from the text. “Publishers are aligning their instructional …

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Shapiro Host: “Lesbians Won’t Exist” In 30 Years

“As much as the left likes to claim that they’re being erased — you’re erasing me — lesbians actually are — the category of lesbian is in fact, in reality, being erased. “And, if you follow the demographic trends, in another 30, 40 years, they just won’t exist anymore. “And you look at the younger generations – Gen Z and …

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Fox Host: Abolish Public Schools Because Jesus [VIDEO]

The Hill reports: A host on Fox News on Monday during a discussion on a school prayer case before the Supreme Court suggested local governments across the country should consider doing away with public schools, saying “maybe we should not have the government involved in education at all.” Lisa Kennedy, the host, offered the remarks on Monday’s “Outnumbered” during a …

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Florida Cops Release Video From Weed-Laced Wedding

Orlando’s ABC News affiliate reports: The Seminole County Sheriff’s Office has released body cam video showing the questioning of two newlyweds after their wedding guests fell ill from cannabis-laced food last February. The sheriff’s office said that it was called to the The Springs Clubhouse in Longwood on Feb. 19 after several guests fell ill from the food. In total, …

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FAA: YouTuber Crashed His Own Plane For The Views

The New York Times reports: The Federal Aviation Administration has found that Trevor Jacob, a daredevil YouTuber who posted a video of himself last year parachuting out of a plane that he claimed had malfunctioned, purposely abandoned the aircraft and allowed it to crash into the Los Padres National Forest in Southern California. In a letter to Mr. Jacob on …

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Cultist Explains Why Jackie O And Princess Di Are Alive

Raw Story reports: In a video posted to Twitter, a fan of Donald Trump — as evidenced by her hot pink “Women for Trump” hat — told a reporter for Right Side Broadcasting that both Princess Diana and Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis are both still alive. The unidentified woman, attending an Ohio rally where the former president will reportedly boost the …

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Owens: The Govt “Intentionally Killed” COVID Patients

Media Matters has the transcript: Well, I’m a big believer that they intentionally killed people in hospitals during COVID. They wouldn’t let family members in there to make decisions for them. I personally saw, when I went to an asthma clinic, that they would not give me life-saving asthma treatment because breathing was not allowed, even though they had the …

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Mike Tyson Pummels Man On JetBlue Flight [VIDEO]

TMZ reports: Mike Tyson seemed to lose his cool on a plane on Wednesday night, repeatedly punching a man in the face after the guy had apparently annoyed him. TMZ Sports has learned the incident all went down at around 10:30 PM PT as Tyson was slated to fly out of San Francisco International Airport to Florida. We’re told the …

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