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A man in the UK is suing British Airways for making him move to another seat on a flight out of London. According to company policy, adult men are not allowed to sit next to children unrelated to them. Because we’re all potential child molesters. In line with the policy, BA cabin crew patrol the aisles before take-off checking that …

On their Prop 8 Trial Tracker blog, the Courage Campaign has been using a parody version of Protect Marriage’s infamous stick-figure logo, replacing the male adult with another female. After screaming about it last week, Protect Marriage is now suing. Following on the cease-and-desist letter ProtectMarriage.com sent us last week, the Prop 8 attorneys filed late yesterday in U.S. District …

Oh brother. In another one of their meant-to-cause-outrage pieces, Details Magazine says there’s a new “trend” of lesbians dating straight men. Because their biological clocks are ticking and they need a baby. Also, the “novelty” of lesbianism has worn off. There are no reliable statistics by which to gauge how many refugees there are from the isle of Lesbos. Nor …

World Net Daily founder Joseph Farah, who will co-headline next month’s Tea Party convention with Sarah Palin, has raised the reward for proof of the president’s birth in Hawaii. More than five months ago now, around Obama’s alleged Aug. 4 birthday, I stepped out publicly and offered a $10,000 charitable gift to the hospital found on his long-form birth certificate. …

“Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model and the very concept for which BeautifulPeople.com was founded.” – So says the site’s founder after booting more than 5000 members for gaining weight. The members were singled out after posting pictures of themselves that reportedly showed they had put on pounds over the holiday period. The …

On the one year anniversary of Obama’s swearing-in, the teabaggers are planning a national strike against American companies. “The greatest confrontation in the modern history of America.” SRSLY.

Good As You points out the lamest thing to lame out of Lametown, since like, ever.

A Washington DC police detective is under heavy criticism today for drawing his gun in a crowd of blizzard revelers after his Hummer was hit by a snowball. The neighborhood snowball fight at 14th and U streets was advertised online. By 3 p.m., more than 200 residents converged for the massive snowball fight. “No one meant any harm, no one …

“In an attempt to ‘go incognito,’ I Sharpied the logo out on my sun visor so photographers would be less likely to recognize me and bother my kids or other vacationers. I am so sorry if people took this silly incident the wrong way. I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support …

JMG reader BStewart23 directs us to this amusing Current TV clip mocking conversion therapy. “All you need is some lube and you’ve got a tailgate party!”

My loyal companion Aaron notes from his self-exile in Portland that Comcast wants the immediate payment of negative five cents for his many months-ago discontinued Jersey City account. If he doesn’t negative pay them at once, they’ll disconnect him even more and send him to negative collections. Or something.

According to the American Family Association, President Obama has 60 days to turn his Nobel Prize over to Congress because he didn’t get their permission to accept it. A clause in Article I, Section 9 of the U.S. Constitution states: “No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office or Trust under …

Rex Wockner points us to this bit of holiday Americana. Wayne Spring shot off his mouth. And then a firing squad of Saints fans shot up his 60-inch flat screen – may it rest in pieces. The Louisiana man predicted a Washington Redskins’ victory over undefeated New Orleans last Sunday – and offered local fans a chance to blast his …

If you thought the Laptop Steering Wheel Desk was stupid, check this out. It’s the perfect accessory for the BlackBerry-meets-Bugaboo crowd. A gizmo called Texthook lets parents strap phones to the bars of their strollers so they can text and e-mail without missing a step. The company that makes them said about 100 of the $30 devices have been bought …

As he does on everything, Porno Pete LaBarbera gets it all wrong about Meredith Baxter’s coming out. Every homosexual “coming out” is a tragedy. Baxter became a lesbian, and is now in a seven-year sexually immoral relationship with another woman, following three failed marriages to men that produced five children. (Is her lesbianism a pitiable retreat after failed relationships with …

Larry Sinclair, the gay multiple felon who wrote a book in which he claimed to have had oral sex and snorted cocaine with Barack Obama, is running for Congress in Florida’s 24th District. In his announcement, Sinclair boldly lists his felony convictions and his dozen food service job. I have criminal convictions between 1981 thru 1986 for “Theft” based on …

President Obama will make a speech about Afghanistan from West Point. Rush Limbaugh wants the cadets to “detain him,” presumably for crimes against America. (Via – Media Matters)