Because we haven’t had enough mass murders at our nation’s universities, Florida GOP state Sen. Greg Evers has introduced a bill making it legal to carry firearms at college campuses. Florida currently prohibits concealed weapons on all school campuses, one of 49 states that either bar them outright or leave the issue up to individual schools. The proposal comes in …
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Today In Frivolous Lawsuits
That woman who fell into a mall fountain because she was texting and not watching where she was going? She’s suing the mall for not rushing to help her.
Read More »Crazy Eyes: Health Care Reform Is The Crown Jewel Of Socialism
Dr. Laura: CNN Is Out To Get Me
The Sarah Palin Battle Hymn
(Via – Andrew Sullivan)
Read More »All Gay’s Go To Hell
The girlfriend of JMG reader Brenda spotted the above graffiti on two MTA signs at the Canal Street station. Since the signs are locked, an inside job is suspected. But like our tipster, we are far more offended by this abuse of punctuation than by its infantile message.
Read More »“Stop The Violence,” He Said, Gun In Hand
Via StopBeck on Twitter, we get this screen grab of Glenn Beck’s website, where he posts a call for an end to violence next to a photo of himself wielding a handgun.
Read More »NOM: Japan Is A “Dying Culture” Because Fewer People Are Marrying
Today the National Organization for Marriage announced on their blog that Japan is a “dying culture” because fewer people are marrying and having children. As proof of their claim, they offer this quote from the Economist: In the 1950s, fertility started to plummet. Since the 1980s, when the birth rate fell below 1.5 children per woman, Japan has, in effect, …
Read More »Steve King: If You Don’t Like Your Health Care Options, Move To Another State
Daily Grumble
Today’s reading of the Constitution on the floor of the U.S. House is the most asinine bit of grandstanding faux patriotism since BeckStock. From Twitter: “Just need more USA flags and ‘We’re Number One’ foam fingers during Constitution reading to make it complete.” I think they should insert the word “totally” wherever it’s hilarious.
Read More »GOP Wants To End All Future Lame Ducks
Under their proposed legislation, Congress would permanently adjourn on the day after election day.
Read More »Michael Medved: Lesbian Sex Is Better, Because It Hurts To Take It In The Ass
“The politically correct attitude not only insists that heterosexual and homosexual relationships are equivalent, but also erases differences between relationships between two women and relationships between two men. If men and women are profoundly different-and both science and common sense tell us they are- then an all-female couple is even more different from an all-male couple than either homosexual bond …
Read More »Tweet Of The Day – Chris Brown
Convicted domestic abuser and pop star Chris Brown took to Twitter today for some gay-baiting of a rival rapper, who is responding in kind. Brown follows up with: “I’m not homophobic! He’s just disrespectful!!!” Ho hum, nothing to see her, really, although you can bet this exchange makes TMZ etc. We sure didn’t expect to see #homothug as a trending …
Read More »Update On The Burglarizing Pastor
On Sunday’s edition of This Week In Holy Crimes, we learned about the Dallas pastor caught breaking into a congregant’s home to steal her fur coats. The interwebs has been having a field day about it and that will only ramp up with Pastor Sandy McGriff’s explanation that she was only taking the coats so that the other burglars she …
Read More »Sarah Palin Lies About “Refudiate”
NYC Snowplow Vs. Parked Cars
Quote Of The Day – Sarah Palin
“Conservationists write me these nasty letters because I support an industry like this,” the former vice presidential candidate said, after taking a chainsaw to an Evergreen Timber tree. “They write me these nasty letters using their pretty little pencils on their pretty little stationery not realizing. Where do you think your pencil and your piece of paper came from, people? …
Read More »Rep. Barney Frank Rips Christian Network Reporter Over Dumbass DADT Question
From The Rome, Georgia News-Tribune
This, from a cartoonist who was arrested last year for beating his wife.
Read More »VIRGINIA: Wingnut Lawmaker Seeks To Ban Gays From The National Guard
Virginia state Delegate Bob Marshall says he is crafting a bill that will ban homosexuals from serving in the state National Guard. Marshall, who is considering running for U.S. Senate in 2012, is one of the House’s most conservative members. He said Article 1, Section 8, Clause 16 of the Constitution gives Virginia the authority to uphold the ban by …
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