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The bit about horse fucking starts at 8:00. Maddow FTW.

Right Wing Watch: [Garlow] explains how he knew that fasting and prayer were going to be the key to passing Prop 8 in California, so that is why he personally convinced Lou Engle and The Call to move to the state for six months to focus on it. He explains that for the 40 days leading up to the election, …

Lindsay Lohan is suing E*Trade for $100M, claiming that the “milkaholic” baby in their new ad is a violation of her name and personality. You see, the milk-addicted baby is named Lindsay. The drug-addicted Ms. Lohan says that since she’s now as famous as any other one-name celebrity such as Cher or Madonna, nobody can use the name Lindsay ever …

A woman in Queens is suing the maker of her big floppy clown shoes because when she dressed up as Bozo for Halloween, her defective big floppy clown shoes caused her to trip and injure herself. Presumably this isn’t the Queens woman of the Diana Ross wig head fame.

Like many states, Florida offers huge tax incentives to movie studios in order to lure big budget productions to film locally. The Florida GOP and state Rep. Stephen Precourt don’t have a problem with that, they just want to make sure that no productions with gay characters get the tax break. Movies and TV shows with gay characters could be …

A women in Queens is suing a local wig shop because as she was trying on a Diana Ross wig, the saleswoman accidentally knocked a plastic mannequin head onto her foot, leaving the customer unable to have sex with her husband. Her lawyer says that nerve damage has left his client unable to curl her toes. Or her husband’s, somehow.

If you think it’s hilarious to drive around shooting a BB gun at suspected homos, you probably shouldn’t videotape yourself doing it. The victim of Friday’s attack was walking on the 3200 block of 16th Street near Guerrero Street about 10 p.m. when a car pulled up and someone inside opened fire with a BB rifle, police said. The man …

KLAS-TV reports that the Las Vegas Taxi Authority, which has the power to make arrests, has a policy requiring its officers to don gear to protect themselves against infectious diseases whenever arresting gay people. Although TA officers primarily focus on the taxi industry, like other peace officers, they have a lot of discretion, which is why written policies about enforcement …

Tea Party dimwits in New Jersey are attempting to recall Sen. Robert Menendez. Even though a member of Congress has never been recalled. Ever. From the wingnut Newsmax: Republicans’ chances to retake the Senate are limited by the fact that only a third of the chamber is up for re-election this year, but some conservative activists are pushing to force …

A billboard company in Colorado Springs (home to Focus On The Family, numerous megachurches, and a completely devastated city infrastructure) has banned a bus stop campaign for Avenue Q. Because it shows puppet cleavage. The puppet’s name is Lucy the Slut. She’s a pink Sesame Street-like puppet in the touring Broadway show “Avenue Q.” “Avenue Q” is a Tony-winning musical …

“The number of children who are born subsequent to a first abortion with handicaps has increased dramatically. Why? Because when you abort the first born of any, nature takes its vengeance on the subsequent children. In the Old Testament, the first born of every being, animal and man, was dedicated to the Lord. There’s a special punishment Christians would suggest.” …

If you can stand it….Glenn Beck performed a dramatic interpretation of Emma Lazarus’ poem on the Statue of Liberty. According to Beck, the statue was not a gift of friendship from France, but was meant a “fuck you” to Europe.

The anti-gay Alliance Defense Fund says that if President Obama allows the repeal of DADT, he will be violating the Constitution by establishing a religion for military personnel. Wait, what? “If chaplains with beliefs that contradict the proposed policy are kept from roles that are likely to generate conflict – like preaching or counseling – then they, the faith groups …

South Carolina state Rep. Mike Pitts (R) has filed a bill to ban the use of federal currency in his state and replace it with silver and gold coins. Pitts, a fourth-term Republican from Laurens, introduced legislation earlier this month that would ban what he calls “the unconstitutional substitution of Federal Reserve Notes for silver and gold coin” in South …

A lawsuit has been filed with the Supreme Court charging that Hillary Clinton is ineligible to serve as Secretary of State because as a Senator she had voted to increase the salary of the position she now holds. The litigants claim that vote, made in 2007, is forbidden by an arcane clause of the U.S. Constitution. Before Clinton was confirmed, …

Sarah Palin says the only way Obama can save his second term would be to declare war on Iran.

“In my opinion, the presence in the armed forces of persons who demonstrate a propensity or intent to engage in homosexual acts would very likely create an unacceptable risk to those high standards. It will lead to alcohol use, adultery, fraternization, and body art. If we change this rule of ‘Don’t Ask, Dont Tell’ what are we going to do …

Thanks to a mini-campaign by some of my Facebook pals, internet firewall provider SonicWall has changed JMG’s rating from “porn” to “adult/mature” (whatever THAT means.) I’m hearing from some of you that you can now access JMG at work again. Please let me know if you are still blocked and we’ll take another run at SonicWall, a company that I’d …

We already know that Whole Foods CEO John Mackey thinks that global warming is a hoax and that Americans have no inherent right to health care. The latest bit of crazy from crazy Mackey’s crazy mind is a new employee discount policy. If you have lower blood pressure, lower cholesterol, and a lower BMI (Body Mass Index), you get a …

Uganda’s “kill gays” bill proponent Pastor Martin Ssempa held an “ex-gay” press conference last week, intending to put two so-called former homosexuals on display as proof that you can pray the gay away. Things backfired when he opened his presentation by playing a “graphic” gay porn film for reporters. Ugandan pastor Martin Ssempa showed a press conference graphic gay porn …