Tag Archives: closet cases

ILLINOIS: Totally Not-Gay GOP Former Rep. Aaron Schock Indicted By Feds On 24 Criminal Counts

The Chicago Tribune reports: An attorney for former Peoria Congressman Aaron Schock said a federal indictment against his client is expected Thursday. Schock, 35, resigned from Congress on March 31, 2015, amid a federal criminal probe into how he spent campaign dollars and his $1 million-plus annual office budget. On the same day, he was served with a subpoena outside …

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Michael Savage: Hillary Will Criminalize Everything

Guns, talk radio, and the internet! Listen below. Right Wing Watch has the quote: “One, guns will be taken away, she will make it illegal either through ammunition or registration, your guns will be seized, guns will be criminalized,” he said. “Two, she will criminalize speech, talk radio will disappear, she will pass it under the guise of the Fairness …

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Matt Drudge Depicts Hillary With Lizard Eyes

Closeted blogger Matt Drudge today used the above image to mock an innocuous comment made last night by Hillary Clinton when late night host Jimmy Kimmel jokingly asked if she would declassify Area 51 should she be elected. Clinton: “If there’s nothing there, let’s tell people there’s nothing there.” Kimmel asked a similar question of Bill Clinton when he appeared …

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Feds Weigh Indictment Of Former Rep. Aaron Schock

Politico reports today that federal prosecutors “have their sights” on disgraced former GOP Rep. Aaron Schock. They write: There have been a few random glimpses of the Illinois Republican since his abrupt departure from Capitol Hill: having dinner with his father in Peru last summer, and snowboarding with a friend in Aspen, Colorado, in February. Just this month, Schock was …

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Glenn Beck: Matt Drudge Has Gone Crazy [AUDIO]

Mediaite reports: Glenn Beck opened his radio show today going off on “what the hell has happened to Matt Drudge.” The conservative radio host was spurred on this morning by Drudge Photoshopping Rubio as a midget after he didn’t win a single state last night. Beck said ever since Drudge started “hanging out with Alex Jones,” he’s gone to “this …

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TRAILER: Cauke For President

Yesterday Titan Media announced that it will pay $1M to disgraced former GOP Rep. Aaron Schock if he agrees to perform in one of their “hardcore” films. The stunt was timed as a lead-up to their coming take on the Schock scandal, Cauke For President. As you can see, this here website thingy plays the vehicle in which Sen. Mike …

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VIRGINIA: Anti-Gay Lawmaker Busted On Grindr, Local Gay Paper Declines to Name Him, Dan Savage Objects

Brad Kutner of GayRVA, Virginia’s LGBT newspaper, was tipped this weekend about a state lawmaker spotted cruising on Grindr. Rather than publicly outing him for his anti-LGBT voting record, Kutner has published a lengthy open letter to him. A small excerpt: I know you’re obviously not out at work here at the General Assembly, but I have to ask why …

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Dr. Stabby Turns On His Allegedly Closeted Adviser: Armstrong Williams Isn’t The “Epitome Of Truth”

As his campaign continues to come of the rails, Ben Carson today turned on his longtime adviser Armstrong Williams. Via the Wall Street Journal: Ben Carson said his top outside adviser and longtime friend Armstrong Williams is dishonest – a failing he also attributed to political opponents and the media that has covered his campaign. “Armstrong is not necessarily the …

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Disgraced Former GOP Rep. Aaron Schock Breaks Silence To Bitch About Downton Abbey Office Story

Former Rep. Aaron Schock today tweeted for the first time in nearly eight months to complain about a news item which reports that his House replacement has painted over Schock’s infamous Downton Abbey-inspired office. The Washington Post speculates that Schock might be setting the stage for a return to public life. They write: The day after the first episode of …

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Matt Drudge Attends GOP Debate With Ann Coulter

Famously reclusive homocon horcrux Matt Drudge made a rare public appearance at last night’s GOP debate accompanied by Ann Coulter. The Twitterverse reacted by mocking Drudge’s scraggly beard. Rim shot.

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Porn Magnate Larry Flynt Offers Up To $1M Reward For Proof Top Ben Carson Advisor Sexually Harassed Men

As I’ve mentioned here before, top Ben Carson advisor Armstrong Williams once settled a sexual harassment suit filed by a male trainer at his gym. Today porn magnate Larry Flynt has published an open letter which denounces Carson for being anti-gay while working closely with a man whom he likely knows is gay himself. Flynt is offering a reward of up …

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Matt Drudge: Hillary Was On Drugs During Hearing

Yes, closeted blogger Matt Drudge is THAT pathetic.

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Aaron Schock Shells Out $900K In Legal Fees

Disgraced former GOP Rep. Aaron Schock has paid out $900,000 in legal fees over just the last quarter and still owes another $750K. Politico reports: Schock (R-Ill.), who resigned after a series of POLITICO stories detailed allegations of misspending in his government and campaign operations, owes Jones Day $746,985. Schock has spent almost $2.7 million on lawyers. He is the …

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Matt Drudge: The Media Is Covering Up The Lovers Of “Old And Sick” Hillary Clinton

Saying that he hasn’t been photographed in eight years, yesterday closeted homosexual blogger Matt Drudge “appeared” off-camera on the whackadoodle InfoWars show where he told conspiracy nutjob Alex Jones that the media is shielding the lovers of “old and sick” Hillary Clinton. Politico reports: At the start of the segment, Jones said Drudge had surprised the Austin, Texas-based show with …

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A Prayer From Matt Drudge

Closeted homosexual blogger Matt Drudge is joining the rest of Teabagistan in attacking Pope Francis, both for his scandalous Christ-like support for the poor (income redistribution!) and for his role in thawing relations between the United States and Cuba (commies!)

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Queerty Outs Closeted Anti-Gay Pastor

Queerty reports: Until 2 p.m. on Monday, the ‘Our Church Staff’ section of St. John’s Lutheran Church and School’s website described Reverend Matthew Makela as an associate pastor who enjoys, “family, music, home improvement, gardening and landscaping, and sports.” Screenshots obtained by Queerty from a source who asked that his name be withheld shed light on some of the Reverend’s …

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Schock In Hot Water Over “Photographer”

The National Journal reports: Schock traveled to India on official business in August 2014, a trip during which he met with Prime Minister Narendra Modi. The Global Poverty Project, an advocacy organization that seeks to alleviate extreme poverty internationally, footed the bill, according to a spokesman for the group. But Schock’s photographer and videographer, Jonathon Link, traveled with him on …

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Aaron Schock: I’m Not An Attorney But I Certainly Hope I Didn’t Break The law

Embattled GOP Rep. Aaron Schock yesterday spoke to Politico in what the outlet describes as an “evasive” and “defensive” interview. The question to Rep. Aaron Schock was simple: Do you think you’ve broken any rules or federal laws? But the scandal-plagued congressman did not have a definitive answer. “Well, I certainly hope not,” Schock said. “I’m not an attorney.” The …

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Lindsey Graham Jokes About Pelosi’s “Surgeries” Then Fauxpologizes On Fox

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Today In Jealous Closet Cases

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