Chuck Norris: I’m Ready To Run The FBI

This is actually just a World Net Daily commercial for Norris’s bottled water launch:

Superstar Chuck Norris wants everyone to know he’s not looking for a job, but … if President Trump, whom he supported for president in 2016, wants him to replace James Comey as FBI director, he’s ready, willing and available.

While promoting his new bottled water in Utah this weekend, Norris said: “If someone has to clean it up, and it has to be me, I’ll take the job.” Fans were keen on the idea of Norris taking over the FBI. One said, “We need to get him in to Washington! I think he would clean it up. I think he’s the man for the job.”

Like his health column in WND, the artesian water product is called CForce. The sustainable water supply yielded high-quality water, much higher quality than what ranchers would give their cattle, so Norris decided to bottle and sell the water. CForce is most commonly associated with Maverik, but the water is also available through select brick-and-mortar stores and online.