Benham Brothers: God Murdered With Those Hurricanes So America Will Repent On Homosexuality [VIDEO]

Jared Holt reports at Right Wing Watch:

Religious Right culture warriors David and Jason Benham published a video Monday in which they claimed “God is speaking” through hurricanes to send a message that America should repent for “breaching the boundaries of God” in regard to gender identity, gay marriage and homosexuality in general.

The Benham brothers posted a Facebook video on the anniversary of 9/11, warning that God had been using recent hurricanes to urge America to repent against its advancement of LGBTQ rights. The duo has previously labeled marriage equality “a mask for Satan,” and has gone so far as to claim that Satan is responsible for the existence of homosexuality.

In the video there’s a shitload of voodoo mumbo jumbo about wind and waters. And then they totally make out.

  • TexasBoy

    So, how many people killed were homosexual? Yet to these morons, God’s message is clearly anti-gay?

    • Rebecca Gardner

      Yet all these natural disasters prove that their mythical sky daddy is clearly anti-Republican.

    • Mark

      Mmm, I’m homosexual so god missed me in Anguilla! Bad aim! lol

      • Tulle Christensen

        yes no damage to my gay house just limb branches in my yard. Plus one of the first to get power back. Is God too old to have good aim?

  • Tom G

    These two have sucked each other’s cocks.

    • hoover2001

      All they have to do is ask God for forgiveness and it’s like nothing happened. It’s pretty convenient.

      • Sean Williams

        Or share the video with Ted Cruz on Twitter.

        • David

          That he’ll “accidentally” like & happyface emoji.

    • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

      Don’t joke, they’ve sucked more than just each others.

      • vorpal 😼

        I have to admit that they’re kind of to me what Jared Kushner is to another_steve: hate-fuckable.

        • Guest

          Yes I would love to tie them up naked and then…
          Oh never mind.

        • Nic Peterson

          Tag team? I enjoy a good grudge fuch.

          • vorpal 😼

            Between the two of them, there are at least four holes to fill at any given time, so we can enlist a couple others to help out.

          • Nic Peterson

            Game on!

        • Nowhereman

          I really don’t get the concept of wanting to have sex with people you hate. I guess I’m just old fashioned.

        • JWC

          Really ,not as as Steve

          • vorpal 😼

            You’re probably right. I suspect that another_steve actually has a genuine tender soft spot for Jared, whereas I would want to tie up the Benhams to the bedposts with razor wire.

          • JWC

            I don’t really care its just so always I am not a fan of broken records

          • vorpal 😼

            LOL I know that I have the tendency to be a broken record sometimes.

            If you notice that happening, I encourage you to give me a nice firm cyberslap to stop me from skipping.

          • JWC

            I have honestly not noticed that in you I guess once is funny by the 40th its tedious

          • vorpal 😼

            Glad that I have slipped under your repetition radar so far ;-).

            I know exactly what you mean, though… there is a lot of repetition online on all forums (not just here) sometimes.

            I catch myself doing it a lot since my memory is crap or I just get overexcited and want to say something yet again for the tenth time, so I try to be tolerant of others doing it.

          • JWC

            I am not saying I do not repeat we all do

          • vorpal 😼

            The worst for me is when a meme is repeated about 20 times in four days, usually by completely different people. That starts to grate on me a bit.

          • vorpal 😼

            (Regardless, hope I am not pushing your buttons in any way – totally not intended if I have – and that you are having a nice evening! We are just watching TV and relaxing with a couple of drinks.)

          • JWC

            No buttons pushed here all is well Green tea then scotch

          • vorpal 😼

            That sounds like all the makings of a really good evening to me! I love both green tea and scotch!

            Enjoy. I am heading off to bed but hope to run into you tomorrow here, wonderful amigo.

          • JWC

            Hugs n smooched sleep well

          • JWC

            Hope you had a good day

          • vorpal 😼

            I did, and thanks for thinking of me and your message!

            Got a great night’s sleep, went for lunch with a couple good friends I haven’t seen in awhile, ran some errands, and then did my laps at the pool.

            Now I’m just enjoying today’s episode of the People’s Court and about to eat a late dinner with a black kitty cuddled up at my side and purring away.

            How about you? I hope your day was fantastic!

          • JWC

            Had a quiet day downloaded and watched “Cloud Atlas” Dinner finished My GR wants to play. Having a pot of tea a couple of downloaded programs then (a few scotchs) then Rachel at 2100

          • vorpal 😼

            Did you enjoy Cloud Atlas? I have a terrible memory for movies but do remember that I liked it quite a bit back when we watched it.

            Have a nice tea + TV time, John! Sounds like the makings of a good evening.
            I’ll look forward to chatting with you more tomorrow, friend.

          • JWC

            One thing I enjoyed about Cloud Atlas and did not realize til it was done was that it was a Wachowski endeavour Only one of them had transistioned at the time They have done several features There best was the serial Sense 8

          • Robincho

            “Hit the bird, Ruth. He’s stuck.”

          • FAEN

            Is that an invitation to an ass smack 😉

          • vorpal 😼

            LOL my ass does have a penchant for being smacked.

            Hubby came home with the unexpected surprise of ping-pong paddles a couple months back and I was purring and yelping with delight.

            There are two and I have two cheeks, so… ha!

          • FAEN

            I’ll take that as a yes 😉.

          • vorpal 😼

            Yes, with a double helping of please :-).

          • FAEN




        • David in Tucson

          Not with those dead, dead eyes. Total turn-off.

          • Librarykid

            What do you suppose they are suppressing that killed their souls?

          • fahvel

            might never have had a soul to begin with – there are those genetic deformities: souless mofos, er uh, like the pres you have.

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          • Danielle

            Their parents….

          • The first thing that I noticed in the above photo.

            Kinda like this chick who shot a homeless & left him to die after he asked her to move her Porsche…

            Dead eyes = no soul. So, no. Not even “hate-fuckable.”

        • Joseph Miceli

          The “hate fuck” is a real thing. I’ve only done it once but I have to admit it is up there in my top 10 sexual encounters.
          In this case, I’d turn both of them into ravenous bottoms and then throw them a double dildo while I lean back and enjoy an Aviation. Christians are SO contemptible.

          • vorpal 😼

            I was amused with the card / graphic I posted in reply to Nowhereman because I have said exactly that to hubby before. 🙂

        • JackFknTwist

          Nah. Is it me or have these two become uglier by the year ?

          Second thought: where is the f ucking “Rapture” to get these slugs out of here ?

          • Middle-aged-White-Man

            Yeah, they are pretty ugly! But hey, disrespect the LGBTQ community and I’ll be happy to place my baseball bat right up their asses till they feel it coming up the back of their throat!

          • JackFknTwist

            Hee hee……..but seriously, these guys really creep me out…….and I’m made of strong stuff but I keep expecting their heads to spin round.

        • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

          Maybe, but you just know they’re do-me queens that just lay there. 🙄

          • vorpal 😼

            Then you just keep upping the intensity until, despite the ball gags, they still squeal like stuck pigs. 😸

      • Guest

        The town’s entire football team is talking about them.

    • Sashineb

      Yeah and I can’t wait to hear about Cruz “liking” their movie.

    • David

      Ohhhhhh…they’re done a FEW more things than that….

    • Thorn Spike


    • David

      Miss. Lyndsey Graham and Mr. Michelle Bachman have them on speed dial.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok
    • Dagoril

      I think the one in blue is the bossy bottom.

    • swimboy

      It was thoughtful of them to wear pink and blue so we know “which one’s the girl.”

      • boatboy_srq

        Not so sure here. I think Blueshirt is overcompensating.

    • First thing that comes to mind when I see these two guys is 69. I thought I was alone.

    • Ginger Snap

      So damn true and it’s written all over their faces when they spew their hate.

    • Snarkaholic

      Twincest is best; put your brother to the test!

    • fahvel

      and haven’t died yet.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    So the two gay brothers are saying homosexuality is bad because it makes the white supremacist baby jebus cry or something. I’m so done with these BuyBull thumping fuckheads.

    In other news. Fuck you 2017

  • BostonBud

    It’s God’s retribution for evil twins and triplets. They must be destroyed! /s there, that was easy.

  • Todd

    And none of these fools believe in climate change. Doomed. Angry God is at it again.

    • EastCoastJ

      Like those who think Seattle’s Mayor Murray has been the victim of a political hit job.

  • bkmn

    And here I thought it was that god was mad at all the fake preachers who fleece their followers like the Benham’s daddy.

  • Gigi

    Tony Perkins used to say that too until a hurricane destroyed his house.

    • Nowhereman

      He’s too puffed up about himself to entertain the thought that maybe “god” is pissed at HIM, and not the gay people.

  • Sam_Handwich
  • safari

    Those two should fuck and get it over with.

    • Christopher

      I’d put real money on a bet that they already have!

      • William

        Daddy beat the gay out of them.

        • Ragnar Lothbrok

          With his penis

          • William

            Eeewww. Have you seen their father?

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            Yes. Too bad the boys never reported him

  • fuzzybits

    Who cares what these two bug eyed bigots have to say.

  • Gregory B
  • another_steve

    Any old queers here remember a 70s porn film called “Brothers Do It”? These were literal “brothers.”

    (I’ll just stop here and not shame myself any more than I already have.)

    • safari

      I think you can find it online.

      • another_steve


        • safari


        • MT YVR

          Yes? What? You rang?

          • another_steve


            You appeal to deviancy and they all wake up.

          • MT YVR

            Well, I don’t technically sleep so much as randomly pause. But yes, I do perk up when my people are being talked about.

          • Silver Badger

            Consider where you’re posting, dear.

    • Ninja0980

      I’ve seen twin videos… does that count?

    • coram nobis

      I believe there was a whole genre in the ’70’s and ’80’s, many of them involving twins. Sort of a mashup of cinema verité and Project Gemini.

    • Michael White

      You had to see it in a theater. I had to go back to the Nob Hill three times to see Kansas City Trucking Company as I keep getting up and walking around.

      • safari

        I just have it on my hard drive.

        • Michael White


        • boatboy_srq

          … and your drive is harder for having that on it, yes?

      • another_steve

        “Kansas City Truckers” is one of the great ones. Back in the porn days when every twink required a lumberjack-type to ravish him.

        Today, porn twinks do it with one another.

        (I’m not complaining btw.)

        • Michael White

          I enjoyed the whole trilogy back in the day. Nothing like porn on the big screen and a friendly audience.

          • safari

            Kansas City Trucking, LA Tool and Die… I forget the third one… El Paso Wrecking Corp

          • Librarykid

            I will always remember beautiful blonde Jim Pulver.

          • safari

            Until the 80s my university used to show porn Wednesday nights in the math building. A product of the 70s squashed by the 80s.

          • Bad Tom

            Now THAT’S a math department!

          • another_steve

            Big men. Big moustaches. Hairy chests. The lighting was very bad in those films, though.

            Difficult at times to see what was going on.

          • safari

            They need to be digitally remastered and re-released.

          • another_steve

            I assume PhD theses are written on the subject these days… but gay male porn has really evolved over the decades. Both content-wise and technically.

            I don’t remember an emphasis on “storyline,” back in the day. It was essentially “pick-up at the side of the road, followed immediately by 30 minutes of non-stop fucking.” Today, most professionally produced porn wastes time on storyline.

            I always say: When I want “storyline,” I watch “Gone With the Wind” or “Citizen Kane.”

            “Storyline” is not what I watch porn for.

          • safari

            An odd phenomenon I’ve seen is that there are softcore versions of hardcore porn that focus mostly on the storyline. I don’t understand.

          • another_steve

            Those versions are for bi men married to women. They watch that stuff primarily for the storyline.


          • David Walker

            They also read Playboy for the thought-provoking articles.

          • another_steve

            ^^ Lol!

          • clay

            My mom once threatened me with a gift subscription for that very reason, well, that and the men’s fashion spreads.

          • Librarykid

            In the early days of cable, there was a soft core porn channel, in the premium tier, that was basically shot by another camera at a porn shoot and it did not go much below the waist. It was a waste.

          • clay

            I attended a guest lecture at Penn a world-class literature critic on a panel discussing the phenomena of bareback porn and “conversion”. Personally, I think they were so into, or otherwise distracted, by the porn that they couldn’t even consider those boys being “bred” might merely have been storyline.

          • another_steve

            For the record, I’m very opposed to the “anti-bareback” movement. I think it stigmatizes a form of a sexual act – which is never, under any circumstance and for any reason, a good thing to do.

            I’m 100 percent for educating gay and bi males so that they understand the risks.

            Assuming those males are mentally competent, the decision to engage in bareback should be theirs and solely theirs.

          • Librarykid

            The best place I’ve found for splash shots and other specialites avec vitesse is X tube.

          • David Walker

            I’m not sure about the digitally remastered part, but the trilogy is available on CD. I’m told.

            As for porn movie theaters…do they still exist?

          • safari

            Barely. We do have one in town that’s more of a sex club.

          • doninkansas

            Yes it is and I have it, as well as some other “classics” from that time period.

          • David Walker

            The Wakefield Poole collection?

      • David Walker

        In a theater in which it was damn-near impossible to sneak up on somebody because of the…um…sticky floor. And sticky floor not necessarily due to spilled soda.

    • David Walker
      • That_Looks_Delicious

        “Maine, Vermont and New Hampshire are the states where vintage porn is proportionately the most popular.”

        #$%@* ironic hipster lumbersexuals!

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      I’ve seen a photo of the VHS (?) cover for that, but never actually saw the movie.

      • Silver Badger

        The last scene in the movie stars JW King and John King. it has my vote for the best porn scene of all time.

        • That_Looks_Delicious

          Aha. Sorry to burst everybody’s bubble, but Jon King and J. W. King were not actually brothers. Jon was born John Nelson Gaines in Jacksonville, FL and J.W. was born James L. Waldrop in Dallas, TX.

          • Silver Badger

            You are correct. They were two very hot men who know exactly what it took to make a hot sex scene. The brother thing was merely hype.

      • WNY
    • Statistics Palin

      There’s a whole sub-genre called “Twincest.”. It’s what I think of when I see those two porn-again morons.

      • another_steve

        If I understand the data correctly, there’s a pretty high correlation in identical twins when it comes to sexual orientation.

        If anyone reading here knows otherwise, please share.

    • BudClark

      Oh, yeah! And they were HOT!

      • another_steve

        Lol. You’re such a sleezebag slut, BC.

        Just one of the reasons you’re one of my favorite people here. 😉

  • Pretty on the outside and ugly on the inside is no way to go through life.


    • Rebecca Gardner

      Pretty on the outside? I think you need a new Rx for your eye glasses.

      • I know quite a few boys who would tag-team hate-fuck them.

        You just have to bag their bigoted brains.

        • EdmondWherever

          Whenever I see some hot guy who’s a Republican a-hole, I just imagine that they have a good twin somewhere who’s fuckable. These two screw that up. They’re both the evil twin.


    Their god needs to stop being a coward, speaking through these clowns, and call me ‘satanic’ or ‘an abomination’ to my face.

    • Silver Badger

      I agree. Call me a child molester to my face and you will be in pain for a long time.

  • RyanInIllinois

    God needs to use his words. We can’t be expected to be mind readers. This passive-aggressive stuff just leads to misunderstandings!

    Also, it would be more convincing if one of these hurricanes struck somewhere that doesn’t get hurricanes. For example, if a hurricane struck here in Peoria, IL, then I’d start wondering what god is mad about.

  • kelven

    If religion were true, its followers would not try to bludgeon their young into an artificial conformity; but would merely insist on their unbending quest for truth, irrespective of artificial backgrounds or practical consequences. – H.P. Lovecraft

  • coram nobis

    Joe’s been featuring a lot of these religious freak-show acts in the last week, and it reminds me of a similar show-biz meme.

  • Christopher
    • That_Looks_Delicious

      That guy looks a little like Marco Rubio with less years and more hair.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Every god dammed time there is a major disaster the jesus fuckers come out to grift.
    Is it seriously working anymore ?

    • Cuberly

      We all know the answer to that, unfortunately.

      And there’s so many of them now they REALLY have to search for their special brand of griftiness. The fact they’re twins somehow conveys their unique brand, well that and their victim status.

    • customartist

      “A fool and his money…..”

      • Todd20036

        Is soon elected…

      • Chucktech

        “A Christian and his money…”

    • teeveedub

      If god is omniscient and omnipotent, why the fuck didn’t he target gay people specifically? Are we to believe that he kills innocent people and leaves the queers alone to prove his displeasure? Seems awfully inefficient to me.

    • BudClark

      No, but it gets their rocks off

  • MT YVR

    Well I can see it. I mean they probably have a totally different thing in the creepy “we practice incest… a LOT” vibe they have going. Since those are separate issues, I’m sure they could be right.

    But wow. When the big guy gets to that one on the list these two are in for a world of hurt.

    The big guy or karma. Whichever.

    And really. Who doesn’t think at least once they’ve been balls deep in each other?

    • Silver Badger

      Once a day. Count on it.

  • justme

    NO boi’s.. American should repent on it’s FAKE Christian problem…

  • Jeb

    Superstitious horseshit.

  • Tatonka

    When I look at these guys’ picture, it’s impossible for me not to picture them in SS uniforms.

    • William

      I bet they’ve been Tom of Finland models for Halloween.

  • Texndoc

    So they’re in Florida and hurricanes passing through are messages from God? If God really wanted to shout he’d send a hurricane through Nebraska or Missouri. Now that would be impressive.

    • David Walker

      That’s why god invented the tornado.

      • clay

        . . . to punish Massachusetts.

  • David

    OK Mary. OK Susan.

    • William

      The blue shirt one look more like a Trixie.

      • David

        Then pinky must be Alice.

  • Ninja0980

    Brainwashed idiots say what?

  • Jerry Kott

    This is becoming scary Wednesday with all these turd of Wisdom just dropping out of the sky. And they say we are queer.

  • Cuberly

    Right on time…..lining up to scare their numbed followers into coughing up some green.

  • Hey, dumbass. The bible was written by mere mortals before they discovered the SCIENCE of weather, and a myriad of other bullshit that makes no sense except to fairy haters.

    • customartist


  • Rebecca Gardner

    How many more high crimes and misdemeanors are we to endure before all these fascist motherfuckers are removed from the peoples’ government?

    • Cuberly

      Wow, we have an actual example of the gov against freedom of speech.

      Aren’t the alt-right guardians of that? er…somethin?

      • Blake Jordan

        Surely Ann, Milo and Steve will be raging about this first amendment violation during their “free speech” rally at Berkeley….


        • Cuberly


    • Can you just smell the fascism in this demand?

    • safari
    • Gustav2

      The headlines should be:

      White House calls for suspension of First Amendment when speaking about the President.

      • boatboy_srq

        To be followed by “WH calls for suspension of First Amendment when speaking about [insert GOTea agenda item here]”

      • clay

        . . . and then the Second Amendment, but definitely not the Fifth, for some reason.

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      Has Trump actually signed the unanimously-passed resolution condemning the white supremacists in Chartlottesville yet? No? He must be too busy watching ESPN.

    • Galvestonian

      Until we can get our shit together, dump these asshat rethugs and elect a Democrat into the Whitehouse…

  • justme

    look mama..2 religeous whores for the price of 1

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    Get a room, you two.

  • Sam_Handwich
    • Gustav2

      They just should not be married?

      • safari

        All three of them?

    • safari

      Just not with dildos

      • safari

        Or if money is involved without a camerman present.

    • Cuberly

      For instance, as long as Heidi is in the room Lizardman can “like” all the adultery porn he wants.

    • Halou

      “Karma is only a bitch if you are.”
      I don’t know who originally said it.

      • Bad Tom

        But it is so true.

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
      *stops to take deep breath*
      ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
      Oh, my sides, my sides.

    • The_Wretched

      Does that “whatever” include marital aides? Last I checked, you were trying to have those outlawed.

      • That_Looks_Delicious

        We’re stockpiling them in case a bunch of yahoos takes over any more bird sanctuaries.

        • Nowhereman

          You can also get bags of gummy dicks from Amazon.

    • safari


    • MT YVR

      When you say pivot I hear Olaf from the end of the movie.

      “Spin annnnd pivot! Spin annnnd pivot!”

    • boatboy_srq

      He’s probably worrying about what the [cough cough] professional [cough] he brought home will tell the press…

    • The_Wretched

      Is he hinting about how he likes to bring in a 3rd with one of them in the hall?

    • Nowhereman

      So now he’s pro-LGBT?

      • clay

        ” . . . except get married.”

        They always leave out important context.

  • JWC

    Now the Lunkheads Guild has been heard from NEXT

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    OT – This is interesting and good news. The two Democratic candidates that flipped Republican districts yesterday are both teachers by profession, and they both won in districts that Trump had won by double digits.

    Dare I say all is not lost?

    • Sam_Handwich

      in an odd year election!

      • That_Looks_Delicious

        I’m thinking right now that if teachers make for winning candidates, that opens up a yuuuuge pool of potential candidates for the Dems to recruit.

        • Silver Badger

          Discus won’t let me respond to your last post. I firmly believe that all American elections are odd.

      • Silver Badger

        Is there any other kind? Oh, you said odd year election. I read odd election year. Sorry.

        • Nowhereman

          Lately it’s six of one, a half dozen of the other. That last one was the very oddest, though, and I’ve been paying attention since Kennedy ran in 1960.

    • Lars Littlefield

      Happy news!

    • Ross

      Small but significant change?

      …. that Trump had “won” by double digits.

  • customartist

    Twip & Twerp

    • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

      Dip & Derp.

      • Lars Littlefield

        Ug and Og.

  • bambinoitaliano
  • coram nobis

    The lyrics fit in this context.

    You can like the life you’re livin’
    You can live the life you like
    You can even marry Harry
    Or mess around with Ike
    And that’s good, isn’t it,
    Grand, isn’t it, great?
    Isn’t it swell? Isn’t it fun?
    Isn’t it?
    But nothing stays,
    In 50 years or so, it’s all gonna change, you know
    But oh it’s heaven nowadays …
    — “Chicago”

  • Ernest Endevor

    Come on, boys, you’re both pretty. You know you want to.

    • Silver Badger

      I think they already have. A lot.

  • WitlessProtection

    I look at it this way: If we weren’t around, they’d blame someone else. We have broad shoulders we can handle it. Besides, they sound like morons.

    • Jay Mills

      I think the point is to not have us “around” at all. Don’t underestimate these people. They are in power now.

      • WitlessProtection

        Oh please! What power, they can’t even repeal Obamacare care after 7 years of saying that is exactly what they were gonna do on day one. Mitch the Bitch McConnell can’t even herd enough cats to pass the simplest of bills from his own party. I was afraid of what was gonna happen after the election, now I just sit back with my popcorn and LAUGH my ass every day.

        • Silver Badger

          “It ain’t over ’till it’s over.” He who laughs last laughs best.

  • LovesIrony

    Massachusetts, Vermont, Canada, and The Netherlands unscathed…texas, florida and the carribean islands are all hostile to gays…logic would to suggest god is punishing antigay places, but logic would also suggest there is no god…What’s Logic Got To Do With It ♫

    • Statistics Palin

      Oddly enough, Key West, the Montrose neighborhood of Houston, and the French Quarter are all spared during major Hurricanes. I think God loves homos enough to give them the brains not to settle in flood prone areas.

  • rednekokie

    I wonder which is the top and which is the bottom — or perhaps they swap>

  • DisqusD37

    Eat schitt. (…and I mean that.)

  • The_Wretched

    Can we make ‘weather & climate’ a required class at churches? Taught by meteorologists.

  • Macbill

    Yet Key West was relatively spared. God hates geography.

    • Bad Tom

      Like the New Orleans French Quarter after Katrina, and Provincetown and Fire Island after Sandy.

      The actual evidence suggests God is down with the gays.

  • Mark Née Fuzz

    Absolute fucking morons.

  • Cuberly

    Gee, had no idea there were no natural disasters prior to Stonewall.

    Things must have been just grand back in ye olde tymes!

    • clay

      “The more you (not really) know.”

  • Keith D Plane

    who is top? who is bottom?

    • Gustav2

      The one with blue eyes.

  • bambinoitaliano
  • Halou

    Can evangelical “god” be indicted for murder?

  • vorpal 😼

    So this god couldn’t or wasn’t willing to stop Obergefell, and can only huff and puff and blow people’s houses down?

    Sounds like this god needs some V|@[email protected] for his impotence issues.

    • clay

      And that was decided by the Florida, Georgia, South Carolina and Roy Moore’s Alabama Supreme Courts, right?

  • Lars Littlefield

    Those two freaks look like children of the damned. They are definitely not right in the head. And any queens claiming they think those boyze are attractive obviously have low self esteem issues. And that’s just the way it is.

    • barrixines

      I don’t get it at all. The creepy Bette Davis eyes. They look like they were born conjoined at the goitre.

      • David Walker

        The first part is fun, but this part is my go-to when I need to laugh. It doesn’t necessarily cheer me up, but just laughing is good, too.

        • barrixines

          That was genuine belly-laugh stuff. Lovely, thank you.

        • coram nobis

          A grand classic. He was a genius.

        • greenmanTN

          Vicki Lawrence’s final line really is a grand slam.

          • clay

            In character, killed it.

  • MBI

    Great. Time to sue god and his cult.

  • Blake J Butler

    Just fuck each other all ready, twincest is probably as normal as these evangelical twin brothers so batshit crazy with their religious bigotry nonsense, along with their douche-bro fashion choices and 90’s early 00’s washed up gay porn star looks are ever going to be.

    Two, god is not in charge of the weather, that is mother nature, and boy is that bitch pissed off with baby huey and the legion of doom administration.

  • KaBoomBOX

    They would rather blame lgbtq people based on interpretation of mythology rather than science/evidence based climate change.

    • boatboy_srq

      They’d rather deny their own tendencies blame other LGBTQ people, that is…

      Lots of denial/projection going on with those two, methinks.

    • David Walker

      Science is hard. Sometimes you have to prove stuff. Sometimes new stuff comes about. With Jeebus, all you have to do is believe your preacher, ask for god’s/Jeebus’ forgiveness, and give 10% of your income…before taxes, which The Truly Religious don’t pay anyway.

  • anne marie in philly

    FUCK YOU, YOU EVIL TWATTWINS! I wish the hurricane had drowned you and every other xstain GOPrick out there!

  • ceeenbee

    Wow! Delusional and cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!

  • bambinoitaliano
  • Treant

    I think God wants more blond on blond incest twin brother porn.

    And I have as much proof as you do, so best get fucking.

  • Trash people. Cold empty Nazi butcher eyes,

  • Javier Smith

    and my twincest fantasies go up in smoke..

    • safari

      As a twin, it creeps me out.

      • Treant

        Fraternal or identical?

        • safari

          Fraternal, though we look much the same and act much the same. And we’re both gay, so there’s that.

          • Treant



          • safari

            No, please.

          • Silver Badger

            I’ve had this discussion with safari. I must respect her views even though I don’t always understand.

  • geoffalnutt

    I just know these two are all over each other all the time. They only come up for air when there’s a TV appearance.

  • orion dumptee

    father Flips legacy…keeping Insanity in the family

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Well, with a name like Flip…..

  • hdtex
    • Treant

      It’s like Squidward, but hot.

  • Michael R
  • Bad Tom

    IT’S ALL THE GAYS AND QUEERS AND FAGGOTS FAULT (we rarely mention dykes and lesbians, if at all) SO DON’T TALK TO US ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE!!!

    (And also cute as hell in the sack.)
    We didn’t say that last line out loud, did we?

    • grada3784

      Straight guys find Lesbian sex hot.

      • clay

        The Benham Boys don’t.

  • edrex

    not even original, you dumbfucks.

    • clay

      They never are.

  • chris james

    This Christian god they worship has been murdering for thousands of years, nothing new there. I doubt if homosexuality is the cause, but this god they speak of might be pissed off at the Christians who constantly break the rules.

  • Tax all godstyle choices to feed the world!

  • Paul_in_Dallas

    Today’s anagram: David, Jason Benham ~ Hand-Job Divas! Amen!

  • SFBruce

    And yet New York, San Francisco and Berlin along with the vast majority of gay-friendly cities in the world are completely unaffected by Irma.

    • James in Hollywood

      I do believe Palm Springs was hit with heavy rains the day Irma smacked into Florida. Coincidence…or SOMETHING MORE!!!!

    • clay

      Whereas Barbuda, where consensual buggery can get you 15 years in prison, 5 even if you’re still a minor, seems to have been hit much worse. Hmmmmmm.

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Hell, all of Canada is gay friendly and yet….

      • clay

        Everybody knows, God loves/hurts US more.

        • Jean-Marc in Canada


  • greenmanTN
  • stevenj

    Do the vast majority of Americans even know who these pea brains are?

  • Mike Rasor

    Please drag your asses to Florida and say that. I dare you.

  • carrot festival

    We really need to get a better roach bomb.

  • MBear

    This is what happens when you allow religious people to spread their insanity

    Religious people and their insanity should be mocked amd ridiculed… regularly and often

  • Jeffrey

    What if gay men devoted all their free time obsessed with what hetero couples were doing and constantly trying to control what goes on in their bedrooms and their relationships?

    • safari

      We’d have higher quality children

    • Skokieguy [Larry]

      So you exempted gay women? Why does the burden fall on us gay men? And we don’t have free time to obsess over what heteros do in their bedrooms. We have floods and hurricanes to plan (after brunch and the gym). Let me email you the gay agenda again.

      • Jean-Marc in Canada

        “So you exempted gay women?”

        Probably because Jeffrey knows that breeders are A-OK with Lesbian sex. It’s the one kind of “gay” they love, love, love. Hell, even Ted Cruz probably likes it.

    • Amanda B. Rekendwith

      Fashion and entertainment sectors would tank and the Colour of the Year would be beige?

  • Nowhereman

    If “god” hates gay people so much, why does “god” keep making so many of us? So people like you can kill us for “god”? Does that really make any goddam sense to you?
    And really, these two assholes need to just go the hell away.

    • Skokieguy [Larry]

      And turning them into preachers…

  • Adam Stevens

    These men need to start their own douche comapny.

  • grada3784

    Maybe if He spoke in a language more of us understood. Not something only the Benham Brozos understand.

    • Megrim Twist

      10,000 internet points for “Brozos”. Excellent.

      • Johnny Wyeknot

        Wondering how it got through auto-correct!

  • Michael

    The closet case and his brother say what?

    These assholes, no offense to them, need to burn in Hell. They are 100% RESPONSIBLE for the fact gay male youth are ten times more likely to attempt suicide and make up over half of the successes.

    • Skokieguy [Larry]

      And why don’t you think they are both closet cases? Inquiring minds want to know.

      • Michael

        Oh when you see them actually in video you can totally tell one of them is gay.

        I mean you can tell it from the picture. The one in blue is totally queer.

        • Skokieguy [Larry]

          You forced me to listen to them (you owe me a drink). I still think they are both dick suckers.

  • John

    Worst gay porn video, but I bet Ted Cruz will like it.

  • greenmanTN

    If I were a believer in mumbo-jumbo, I might speculate that Trump is the AntiChrist and the cause of gods’ (all of them) wrath.

    • You can use the Bible out of context as many of these RWNJ do, to justify anything, or state that Trump is the Anti Christ..

  • shellback


  • boobert
  • ian

    Truly mentally and morally perverted. After Katrina hit, I looked up what was being said about it in english language Islamic newspapers. Exactly what these two are saying today.

  • Pip

    So, anyone found the gay twin porno we all know they’ve starred in yet?

  • TheManicMechanic

    Gay incest brothers say whuuuut?

  • greenmanTN

    Funny coming from these two, posing as somdomites. [sic]

  • Gigi

    The Benhams are still butt hurt that ‘Teh GaYz’ got their homophobic asses cancelled from HGTV. 😂

    • Franciscan

      Were they replaced by the “Property Brothers”? Who also look gay to my over 60 eyes. Oh, and I see one of them knows how to dance…

      • Gigi

        The difference being that the Property Brothers aren’t virulently anti-gay assholes, comparing us to alcoholics and pedophiles, and working to criminalize homosexuality.

  • netxtown

    they’re getting older…and uglier.

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Older? Definitely….but they were always ugly.

  • Bitches, please, ain’t nobody believing you two are straight!

    Also, everyone who lost loved ones or property in Harvey or Irma should get to punch both of them in the face. Form a line. That should be legal. I’m sick of this kind of shit. Who says that after seeing the pictures of what happened. What kind of sociopath things saying that shit is in any way appropriate?

  • It’s amazing these two can talk with each other’s dicks in their mouths…

  • Secure

    God flooded and destroyed Tony Perkins house so shut the fuck up about natural disasters Bendover brothers.

  • Bj Lincoln

    They are frustrated closet gay men who may be hot for each other. The self-anger and denial because of religion makes being religious zealots an easy outlet. These two are sooooooo jealous of happy LGBT people for being out and living our lives.

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      In the picture Joe uses, it looks to me they should switch shirts.

      • BudClark

        I dunno … Blue Shirt DEFINITELY takes it up the arse … you can see in his haunted EYES.

  • Lefty Blitzer

    Funny how hurricanes and tornadoes occur mainly in the bible belt!

  • DenCo

    Or how about – stop shitting in your sandbox, because sooner or later is is going to OVERFLOW!

  • shivadog

    God was so pissed off at American gays that he sent a hurricane that hit Antigua and Barbuda first, places where it is illegal to be gay. (fifteen year sentence for consensual gay sex, Only between men of course) So either God is a complete asshole who doesn’t really care who he kills,(which is pretty much how he is portrayed in the Bible) or he has really crappy aim,(for an all-knowing, all-powerful being) or he doesn’t exist and these morons are full of shit.

  • iambu


  • DaveMiller135

    Because, whereas communication systems on Earth have blossomed, God’s an old man and can’t figure out his g-Phone.

  • 2guysnamedjoe

    I didn’t see the part where they totally make out.

  • canoebum

    At some point, assholes like these two have to admit they’re just plain making up shit because they hate fags. Religion makes a convenient diversion from their own failings as human beings.

  • wds

    For claiming to know Jesus so well, these so-called christians (LC deliberate) seem to work hard to ignore or deny anything Christ said or did. I don’t
    recall my Lord saying anywhere: “Go forth and kill innocents to teach the others a lesson. I guess they want their ‘”god” to be as hateful and bigoted as they are. Such fine upstanding folk – SMH

    • Especially they quote Psalm 104, i.e. the Old Testament. Book of Psalms are mainly hymenal and music pieces. It is sort of like quoting Peaches and Herb out of context, (“The Lord demands you come together”)

      They even failed with their biblical verses, Psalm 104? give me a break..

    • JWC

      One more example where the HOLLY BIBBLE both confirms yet denies everything

  • andrew

    I wonder why the Benham brothers are so fixated on homosexuality. The ancient collection of horror stories and myths known as the bible calls for the death penalty for all those who work on the Sabbath and that is clearly a far larger percentage of our population than those who have same sex relations and yet they ignore that biblical mandate. They pretend to be preaching Christ, but he said that people who divorce and remarry are adulterers and that ancient tome, the bible, also mandates the death penalty for that “offense.” Their bible also mandates the death penalty for all those who worship gods other than Yahweh, yet they are silent on this teaching. The Benham brothers are not using the bible as their moral guide. They are simply cherry picking things that reinforce their own beliefs. Back to my question: Why are the Benham brothers fixated on homosexuality?

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      For the same old reason.

    • BudClark

      “Cause THEY iz kweeeeeeeeeeeeeer!!!

    • TKW

      It makes da buttsexz btw them so much hotter, me thinks.

  • Jeffrey

    Jeez, that’s the biggest glory hole ive ever seen! You faggots do not mess around!

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Grifters gotta grift.

  • Frostbite

    The stupid is strong with these two.

  • David in Tucson

    From those dead eyes, good Lord, deliver us.

  • Palto

    HGTV really dodged a bullet with these evil spawns.

  • Luther Kreiger

    Those of us with even the slightest ability in pattern recognition saw this coming at least a decade ago.

    The actual, factual crisis of global catastrophic climate change was from day one going to be twisted, like everything else, into the 500,000th way “god” is punishing the icky gays. Not actual human evil in the form of uncontrolled greenhouse gas emissions and the capitalistic rape of our single livable planet… it’s always god bitching about not hating enough.

    Fuck these frosted tip assholes and every single preachy asshole that tries to use humanity’s greatest mistakes to further their precious hate march. Fuck. You.

  • Librarykid

    Appearing in front of books like they are scholars; that is too rich for whipped cream.

  • Nowhereman

    I just noticed that one of them is wearing a pink shirt, and one is wearing a blue shirt. Hmmm.

  • DrRobY

    I’m getting tired of the RWNJ saying that we get hurricanes, earthquakes, tornados, wild fires because of God’s wrath for us queers. Let me point out the obvious: the recent hurricanes this year hit Texas and Florida, fracking has brought earthquakes to OK and TX, Tornados hit the central states of KS, NB, MO, TX, OK, fires strike at the conservatives in Orange county—all states or regions that are conservatives. Maybe, just maybe, god is trying to tell them something completely different.

  • Larry in Oklahoma

    That’s just it…America (the USA) is not going to repent about homosexuality. Will not in the future either. So if this is God’s plan, he’s not controlling his sheeple very well.

  • Talisman

    Guess Canada, Spain, France, the United Kingdom, Sweden, Argentina, Israel, and other nations better batten down the hatches.

  • RaygunsGoZap

    I’d like to see these two beat to shit by surviving loved ones of the lost and all those who have lost everything!

    They’re sick fucks and should be shamed.

  • Gianni

    Too bad God didn’t kick your everlovin’ asses while he was at it. This oft-repeated Christian mantra about “repentance” suggests that if America, as a whole, repents only those particular sins that you dopes love to expound on and God forgives us, then no more natural disasters/hurricanes/etc will ever grace our shores again? I’m so ready to believe that. Or God will then drum up some other sins He needs to fuck with us about?

    • Friday

      These Christianist bigots only want people to ‘repent’ of any tolerance for anyone they don’t like, and ‘repent of not giving insane Christianists full control, and of course, all the money.

  • What about a hurricane to hit The Netherlands that were the first country to legalized same-sex marriages ?

    • vorpal 😼

      Also, legal pot and prostitution.

      If god actually exists and gives a fuck about what his followers think he does, the Netherlands would be a desolate pile of ash.

      Instead, they are one of the most organized countries I have ever been to, with great food and even better men.

  • Tor

    Whatever the sin of the day is. In the early 20th century god sent disasters for the sin of alcohol consumption. Then it was Communists…. In 20 years it will be something else.

    • vorpal 😼

      Hopefully it’ll be fundamentalist Christians.

  • Teva Bruce

    Come out..come out..

    • Todd20036

      Hell to the no. They’ve done enough damage. They deserve the closet.

      • KnownDonorDad

        How about being caught in flagrante delicto instead of voluntarily coming out?

  • ChrisInKansas


  • Rob NYNY

    What a shitty god they have. There are many better gods.

    • motordog

      Huitzilopochtli gives us the life-giving sun every morning, and all HE wants is a few measly human hearts every now and then. They can even be criminal hearts, he don’t care!

      • stuckinthewoods

        A favorite god of ours and although we offer no blood, for six months of the year we offer nectar to the god’s swift avatars.

  • xzargo

    It’s called ‘twincest’ and it’s about you.

  • David Jenkins

    I’m looking on Xtube for their gay incest video

  • northern_neighbour

    Utter nonsensical BULLSHIT, boys …. time to grow up and get over yourselves!

    (Frickin’ Fame ‘n Attention Whores … )

    O/T … which one of you is the Top and which the Bottom? Are your shirts colour coded that way to send us a clue, by any chance?

  • NMNative

    Their dicks bigger than their IQ.

  • chewy

    Double the insanity. Sad.

  • Rob NYNY

    It is sad that religion has poisoned their minds.

  • David C Hill

    These two think about dicks way too much to be straight.

  • PR

    Why does good always target the Bible belt then ??

  • break a commandment blaming god for your own hatred of gays in direct violation of 1 corinthians 6:9-12 NASB besides, why don’t you?

    the prayed publicly, and they’ve received their gifts in this life.

  • fahvel

    more fodder for the wood chipper – we all produce psychos but you americans publicize them and adore them and then whine.

  • Len Ricci

    Oh for Christ’s Sake.. get some real fucking jobs you two losers…

  • KnownDonorDad

    These guys again?

  • Dunkerblinker

    These religious fanatics are just batshit crazy. They are interpreting climate changes to somehow be an act of god and that they know its meaning. These fools belong in a padded room heavily medicated.

  • OK, I give — which one’s the bottom?

    • S W

      Right? These two closet cases are hilariously ridiculous.

  • Gene Perry
  • pgarayt

    Thanks dad for turning us into idiots. Ever notice these religious fanatics are always sitting in front of books they’ve never read.

  • Friday

    Psychotic hater Christians. Trying to make hate and violence out of disasters they are the ones who demand more of via their denialist politicians.

  • cleos_mom

    Their god has some major communication problems if he has to resort to hurricanes to ‘send messages.’ And we already know about the fragile ego.

  • Randy503

    God I hate these two smug self righteous SOBs.

  • Douglas Wilmot

    Those who protest too much!

  • Jay Silversmith

    How do they explain thousands of hurricanes that hit the gulf BEFORE humans even lived there? Was their gawd just practicing his aim?

  • Ricardo Salinas

    These two morons are always acting out because they know that WE KNOW that they have sucked each other off. And that really, really bugs them!

  • Okay, the Christian {COUGH} Right gets that there’s a whole lot of Twincest going on here?

    That which we hate the most in ourselves is that which we hate the most in others.

    Me thinks they doth protest too much. Projecting onto others just like Hair Führer.

  • CJAS

    And the places that don’t have gay marriage were just collateral damage? How brutal and ineffectual their God is.

  • Lazerbyte

    It’s that adage he doth protest too much. Why are people like them so obsessed with homosexuality? Had homosex lately boys have you now and feeling guilty? Then you have to pull out verses that are taken out of the entire context of the Bible. Also can you prove your religious foundation on science? With global warming it can be proven with science!

  • supasugacrisp

    What freaks.

  • Sam D. Maloney

    Wouldn’t it be fun to run their photos through that gay detecting software we were hearing so much about last week?

  • Kevin Kindlin

    The one on the right is gay for sure!

  • Scott Page

    Their God is an asshole. Why would anybody worship their God?

  • Ally

    Assholes with vocal chords.

  • KerryChad Albright

    Cmon, these two are CLEARLY gay themselves and are using GOD to hide it. This is the story of basically every smalltown gay guy I know that moved to the city. They hide their sexuality by preaching against it. These two are a cliché.

  • These two can kindly go FUCK themselves.


    As said from the two gayest looking men.So, are they blaming the “winds” on the gay community like wacky Pat Roberson does? I guess trashy Americans that are terrorist, that murder old ladies and rape the vulnerable are not the blame for these so called “winds?” Or are these two guys just plain stupid idiot White Radical Christian Supremacist Terrorizers? How about the “winds” come to blow pastors that buy 10 million dollar homes and pay associate pastors over a million a year, I think the winds are for those pastors and NOT the people. So typical of white radical christian to cherry pic from the bible. However, these two need to read the verse, DONT POINT your fingers because for more of your very own are pointing right back AT YOU. or doesnt’t it read, don’t pay attention the the speck of saw dust in your neighbors eye when there is a log sticking out of your own. These two are gay and in the closet lashing out at others about of their own anger.

  • qudratol

    But the hurricanesare coast limited

  • Christopher Reidy

    Their eyes are too far apart.

  • TimResistit

    Botox poisoning is a serious issue. Please give generously, won’t you?

  • Michael Golub

    These two look undeniably gay for each other! (Not that there’s anything wrong with that), but our society holds incest as one of the deepest taboos. No wonder they’re filled with self-loathing: They’re *gay*, *and* hot for each other! They’re definitely going to hell big time (I see three-ways with Satan in their future). 😎