Evangelical “Prelates And Prophets” To Create “Shield Of Prayer” Around Donald Trump On Inauguration Day

From the about page of POTUS Shield:

The prophets spoke, the leaders stood up, and the people heard … We repented, we prayed, we declared… and the Lord moved! On a single day in November He shifted the future of this nation and also inspired the Body of Christ with renewed hope! On January 20, 2017 our nation celebrates the inauguration of Donald Trump as the 45th President of the United States.

Now God is speaking again: “Surely the Lord does nothing unless he reveals His secret to His servants the prophets.” (AMOS 3:7).


It is our time to storm heaven for a New America, revival in our land, and to bring our country back to God! We are the redeemed of the Lord who are coming to raise up a shield of faith and the sword of the Spirit.

The Lord has summoned a prolific council of prelates and prophets to convene in Washington, D.C. one week prior to the inauguration of Donald Trump as the 45th President of the United States of America. These servants of God are especially gifted to discern the times and to prophesy the Word of The Lord, even so as we seek to prepare the way for transformation, reformation, and revival in our nation.

We are called to gather in the nation’s capital and to raise up a shield of prayer and prophetic understanding, grounded in the firm foundation of the immutable Word of God, and inspired with fresh revelation by the Spirit of The Lord. These proven leaders are convening to release the Word of the Lord, and to lead this anointed assembly in powerful prayers, intercession, declarations and decrees over the White House, the Supreme Court, and Capitol Hill.

Presiding prelates and prophets include: Darrell and Belinda Scott, Frank and Lorilee Amedia, Herman Martir, Rick Joyner, Lance Wallnau, Alveda King, Lou Engle, Cindy and Mike Jacobs, Mark Gonzales, Mosey Modugba, Anwar Fazal, Jennifer LeClaire, and more to be confirmed.

Now that is a caravan of cuckoo crazy.

  • crewman

    It’s fun believing in magic incantations. Also childish.

    • Steverino

      And “love your neighbor as youself” (supposedly their religion’s core credo) is soooo boring to them.

  • RoFaWh

    I’m trying to figure out exactly what message that graphic is trying to communicate.

    • Gerontophile

      Sword of Damocles?

    • IamM

      “Empty your purses and pockets now.”

  • Lazycrockett

    He’s an atheist morons.

    • DumbHairyApe

      No, he’s the Antichrist who worships the golden (showers) calf.

    • Lakeview Bob

      He only worships one thing…. MONEY. But you are right. His supporters are morons (and bigots, racist, etc….)

      • FAEN

        I’m related to some of his followers. Racist? Xenophobic? Misogynistic? Islamaphobic? Don’t have a fucking clue how government works? Check, check, check, check & check.

      • RoFaWh

        Two things.

        You forgot “himself”.

  • Matt

    Holy fuck, these peeople (intentional) are stupid!

  • Gerontophile

    These evangelicals can’t half get their hands on some good drugs.

  • FAEN

    The god you believe in doesn’t mind men grabbing women by the pussy?

    • vorpal

      I believe according to the bible, if you combine that with 50 shekels of silver, it’s called a “marriage proposal.”

      Heterosexuals are weird.

      • FAEN

        But of course! Whether she wants to or not.

        • vorpal

          Based strictly on biblical teachings, I’m not sure why god bothered giving women vocal folds. It doesn’t seem like they’re supposed to use them unless they’re trying to convince men to eat magical sin fruit.

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    The way he is insulting the intelligence agencies that’s the only shield that is going to be around him.

    • Acronym Jim

      Just wait until he gets started on the Secret Service.

      • IamM

        He’s kept his own private security around (in the way and beating up protesters) even with the secret service. How’s that for creepy?

        • RoFaWh

          I’m waiting for the Secret Service to refuse to admit Drumpf’s private security to the White House on the grounds that they have not been vetted and given the necessary security clearances.

          • IamM

            Exactly. People need to start telling him, no. No, the president cannot have his own private security forces. No, the president cannot have his staff sign a private NDA. …

    • clay

      Did you see about relieving the commander of the DC national guard the second he’s sworn in?

      • IamM

        Yeah. Wtf?

      • Kim K’s Kute Koochy✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        cuz his replacement is a Trump supporter. How can Trump resist

      • Paula

        That’s wild! I am certain that his skin color didn’t have anything, right?

      • Jerry

        And even the announcer for the inauguration was replaced, who had done the job for 60 years.

  • Mike C

    January 20th. Washington DC. What a excellent day for an exorcism.

  • Slippy_World

    From Twitter:

    American Putz ‏@American_Putz 1h1 hour ago

    Republicans have forfeited the right to invoke the name of God or Jesus Christ ever again https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/27372b22256e409ab58e92c80fb0836e76bd177e4922e43651d267283a09a7b2.jpg

    • FAEN

      ^^For the win^^

    • Bryan

      Oh God, now I wanna make a camel eye of the needle camel-toe joke….someone use the pieces they’re all there.

      • lymis

        “It’s easier for a rich man to get a pass on eyeing a camel toe than it is…..”

        • Bryan

          HA! Something like that. I was thinkin’ in the vein of the image Jesus gets to that part and Trump makes a comment about either wanting to or not wanting to see camel-toe on somebody. And maybe something about their Wherevers.

        • Jerry

          “It’s easier for a rich man to get pissed on eyeing a camel toe…”

        • Todd20036

          How about: It’s easier for a certain rich man to piss on a camel’s eye than…

    • Paula

      Shit! I read that wrong in the voice used when he said it at the debate.

    • OhNo,Sweetie

      thats pretty much all of rightwing McChristianity

    • RNegron

      “Blessed are the cheese makers?”

    • KQCA

      They can’t wait to kneel in servitude before their new god. Grovel before him, hypocrites. Kiss the feet of your new lord and savior. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6e38a43c93f166066e4840cd9c068e52d5b7c886e9f54e1e83d146afd98396a8.jpg

      • clay

        His secret name is ZOIG

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    • Librarykid

      “prelates and prophets (profits)” = self-titled, self-serving hucksters. I hope that, wherever they gather, a very unambiguous natural disaster takes out all of them.

      • Why don’t they admit Trump’s abominations – adultery, stealing, lying, etc
        instead of
        always calling on the homosexual abomination?

        • Librarykid

          Because they know that they and their followers are guilty of all of those failings so, to avoid stepping on the toes of their financial supporters, they have to attack groups that will not argue back or withhold money from them. They preach against homosexuals to make money and give their congregants a group over which they can feel superior.

    • Reverse Reverend

      Jesus to that child name Trump: “Mary puh-leese! And I ain’t begging my Mother!”

  • Michael R

    Potus Shields : Available in these fun shapes


    • Lars Littlefield

      This morning over (bad) coffee at the local chat and chew a friend brought up Clinton’s blow job and how the “right” have suddenly embraced a known misogynist, adulterer, and all around icky person. An Alt-Right type at the next table bellowed, “Yeah? Well that was then and this is now! Deal with it!”
      A member of my klatch got up and said, “I am dealing with it.” and dragged the Alt-Right snowflake out of the cafe. It helps when your friend owns the cafe. 🙂

      • I will never use the term Alt-Right…it is like calling the Klan, White Sheet Paraders

        • Lars Littlefield

          That’s up to you. I, however, think the term has earned the reputation to be derisive. It’s now part of the conversation. Plus, it covers ALL of the assholes.

          • David Walker

            The Reader’s Digest of derisive insults.

          • Lars Littlefield

            Gloom in Uniform. It was my favorite.

          • Todd20036

            Perhaps. But Alt-Right sounds almost PC.

            I call Nazis, Nazis.

            Because they are Nazis. They will win at all contradictory costs, and kill.

            They. Will. Kill.

            “Alt-Right” my ass.

      • Baltimatt

        Why can’t your friend make you better coffee?

        • Lars Littlefield

          Boyd’s Coffee will send around guys with no necks to beat him up if he doesn’t serve their swill. It’s a thing. All small town cafes sell Boyd’s. Worst coffee in the world.

          • David Walker

            Worst coffee, best atmosphere.

          • clay

            I remember living in Kansas, where the coffee was merely dark water, it was so the Boyd’s would be watered down enough to drink.

          • Clive Johnson

            Just wait until Lloyd’s Coffee comes in with their own muscle. Boyd won’t know what he’s dealing with.

          • Lars Littlefield

            True thing: A close friend has been struggling for five years to keep his own roasting company afloat. He barely makes it. Boyd Coffee and its representatives have tried to muscle him out of his lease by going behind his back with the land lord. They’v also sent the Health Department on false errands trying to get his restaurant rating pulled and business condemned. Our little community has got behind him a thousand percent. When buildings get defaced with graffiti in our little community, it’s always his roasting company. Of course, the coincident that the Sheriff’s brother is a regional Boyd’s Coffee sales exec. No suspicions there.

          • Acronym Jim

            Horrible company, too. The historic Ladd Block in Portland, Oregon had the unfortunate fate of being on property owned by the Boyd Company. When the company found out that the Portland Development Commission was planning to preserve and renovate the building and its neighbor as part of an urban development district, the company demolished the building practically overnight.


          • Lars Littlefield

            That’s just wrong.

          • Ray Taylor

            I remember the building, rather dark and grim. I moved from Portland In the summer of ’64. I guess I was frolicking happily in SF when it was torn down.

          • Acronym Jim

            Many of those old cast iron store fronted buildings were dark and grim from neglect, but those that survived and were restored are truly city gems. Case in point, the New Market Block.


          • JCF

            Thanks for this. I lived in Portland 1986-1990, and was involved in some historic preservation struggles. Most Portlanders love their history, but there those capitalist scum whose SOLE concern is making a buck—history (and BEAUTY!) be damned.

        • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

          LOL I was wondering that too… coffee thugs. Woah. What’s next, banana spiders?

      • Skeptical_Inquirer

        That’s how they are. They’re proud of their hypocrisy. I just wish our side would realize that all their complaints about moral behavior is just garbage and just give them the middle finger.

        • Clive Johnson

          This hypocrisy is not being lost on many younger people with religious conservative parents.

          • Skeptical_Inquirer

            Also, how can religious parents scold their teenagers? “How dare you wear a skirt above your knees? Are you trying to be a Jezebel?”

            “Well, mom, you proudly voted for a man who married a woman who posed naked and boasted about grabbing pussies and openly wishes he could sleep with his daughter! What does that make you?”

          • Paul Douglas

            Children will listen.

        • Michael Abbett

          If you went up to any of those Trumanzees at his events who were flipping off reporters and asked them what religion they belonged to, guaranteed they’d all say they were devout Christians. Lost people.

      • JCF

        Better speak to your friend about that bad coffee though. ;-/

      • jimbolandjots

        I needed that real-world story, Lars – thanks!


    • bmoore4026

      Needs more peepee

  • Lars Littlefield

    Nothing like putting all your Jesus’ in one basket.

    • Paula

      Would the plural be jeebi?

      • Lars Littlefield

        I was struggling with that too. Damn proper nouns ending in s. 🙂

        • RoFaWh

          Our language is English and the standard form of plurals in English is formed by adding -s or -es to a singular noun form.



          • MB

            and my fav ….the possessive of Jesuses…….Jesuses’s

          • RoFaWh


            Merely Jesuses’

          • MB

            Not in tha ‘ Southern Babbletist redd-nekk dickshunairee, it ain’t.

          • Lars Littlefield

            Well, ain’t you fancy. 🙂

  • vorpal

    It’s good to know that if anyone ever fires a nuke at us, we can rely on these God Warriors to erect the shield of prayer to keep us intact!

    • MB

      Cindy Jacobs and Janet Porter will summon their super-absorbent shield.

      • IamM

        aka The Menopause.

      • vorpal

        ReaganBook, now in three ply?

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      They couldn’t protect us from a single fire ant.

      • vorpal

        They’re doing a pretty bang up job protecting us against peace and silence.

    • karmanot

      Gawd Warriors you say? I’ll just drop this here Vorpal: https://youtu.be/yuAvRCSWu8I

    • Todd Allis
      • vorpal

        I was thinking we should build a wall.

        Hell, in this case, I’m willing to bet that the Mexican government will HAPPILY pay for it.

        • Todd Allis

          Or we could crowdfund it. I would chip in.

          • vorpal

            We might be able to save some money and get away with just a ball gag and taking a sledgehammer to his wireless internet router.

  • Pollos Hermanos
    • Bryan

      Reverse Battle of Hogwarts u.u welp this Radcliffe lookalike will gladly beat the fuck out of Excuse-for-Voldy given the chance.

  • Vodka is a food group

    Are these the bitches who are supposed to ring around the Whitehouse…..I hope I see these bitches in DC next week … I’ll curse them out…

    You had to know velvetta (coat-tails) king is in this mess…

    • John Ruff

      I’m looking forward to picketing the scumbags who go to the prayer at the National Cathedral. Woo hoo.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      I tired to track down that group and was lead to something called : Pure hearts International, that then led me to a site that said :
      ” Get paid to go to heaven”


  • Future archaeologists, digging through the ruins of western civilization will shake their heads and say, “It was the lead pipes.”

    • Paula

      And energy drinks.

      • Bryan

        but my 5hr is the only way I can wake up in the morning u.u completely agree about the lead pipes tho.

        • Ragnar Lothbrok

          looksl ike you should have another 🙂

          • Bryan

            we’re currently out, I kinda hate I’m addicted to ’em but they seriously seem to work. Dunno if it’s placebo effect or not but I’ve sworn by ’em to get through college. Couldn’t have pulled those 30hr days otherwise. Or worked at Safeway later (seriously, never work there, they suck SO hard).

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            We call it: Scareway

          • RoFaWh

            Did you know that Safeway completely shut down it’s Canadian arm a few years ago?

          • Paula

            We lost our Safeways in El Paso about 20 years ago.

          • Bryan

            Did not, I’ve been up to BC once in 2005 to see a friend, I remember them being up there then. Fuck these assholes, what they did to me and what they’ve been doing to my mom for 15+ years should constitute workplace torture and culminate in a multimillion dollar suit, the harassment and discrimination and workplace hazard shit is disgusting. If we didn’t NEED her to have the job and if it wasn’t already being handled I’d find a good pro bono attorney and sing like a fucking canary.

    • thatotherjean

      Ever read _Motel of the Mysteries_?

  • vorpal

    “powerful prayers, intercession, declarations and decrees over the White House, the Supreme Court, and Capitol Hill.”

    Sounds messy… possibly to the point of graffiti.
    They’d better have a highly skilled cleaning staff on hand to mop up all the Jesus once it’s over.

  • another_steve

    I dunno.

    Doesn’t look good for we Jew fags.

  • Brian in Valdosta

    Oh yeah? Well I’m going to stand at a safe distance and CRUSH your heads!



  • Bryan

    Noctis, where aaaarrreeee youuu, you have an evil false king to slay….

  • GayOldLady

    “Now God is speaking again:” And he said, “grab ’em by the pussy”. Please you christonut hypocrites better get out of the deep end of the fool pool before your drown.

    • greenmanTN

      “Grabbeth” in the KJV.

  • Skip Intro

    Because Donald Trump is so fucking majestic.

  • Paula

    Kinda’ OT.
    I turned 60 today! While growing up, I was proud of my country. It was the best place in the world to be. People were becoming more educated, the standard of living was going up, and science was making the world a better place.
    I never dreamed that these things would become reviled by half of the country.
    I sit here wondering what things will be like when I turn 65 or 70. Right now, it doesn’t look to good.
    Is the world going into a new age of fascism?
    Where did things go so wrong?

    • Mark

      Welcome to the 60 something crowd Paula!!

    • Silver Badger

      Happy Birthday! 60 is one of the important ones!

    • PickyPecker
      • RoFaWh

        A useful adage: when you lie on your death bed thinking your last thoughts, you never regret what you did. You regret the many things you didn’t do.

        Carpe diem!

      • Paula

        Xena always makes the day better.

        • JCF

          You can say that again! Hippo Birdie Two Ewes, Paula. [Yay Capricorns! I’m another Old Goat: turn 55 on Wednesday]

        • vorpal

          I read that initially as Xanax and was inclined to agree :-).

    • Mark

      Ah!!! you made it through the nifty fifties…now it is on to the sexy sixties!

      • David Walker

        What? Wait…sexy sixties? Why didn’t somebody tell me about that?

      • RoFaWh

        But look out when you turn seventy: your prostate starts to seriously interfere with pissing, your arthritis makes a joint replacement or two necessary, and your lumbar vertebrae lead to pinched nerves that are difficult to treat effectively.

        It’s not too early to start installing grab bars in the bathroom (and elsewhere).

        Heavy consumption of strong strains of the miracle herb may help.

    • Bomer

      Happy Birthday! 🎂🎉🎆🎊

    • Lars Littlefield

      Most joyous happy of B days to ewe.

      • Robincho

        Try not to make your comments so sheepish…

        • Lars Littlefield

          Arf, arf, arf!

    • jsmukg

      Happy shared birthday to you, Paula. Faye Dunaway and Albert Schweitzer also share it with us. 🙂

      • Paula

        Happy Birthday. I hope you have a great one!!

      • vorpal

        Happy birthday to you, too, jsmukg!
        May it be fun, frolicsome, and naughty!

      • Todd Allis

        Happy birthday!

    • Steverino

      Happy birthday Paula! I’m looking forward to turning 62 in August, when I intend to start collecting Social Security early, providing both it and I are still around, then…

      • Ernest Endevor
        • Steverino

          Thanks, but I have thought this through pretty thoroughly (unless I have missed something somewhere in my research into SSA). Originally I was going to wait until age 70, then the Windsor decision came along which gave me options with respect to Hubby’s SSA versus mine, primarily as a survivor (if that happens). However, the Trump / Pence regime has given me pause about collecting early, as another two right-wingers appointed to SCOTUS during this regime could spell the end of Windsor as well as Obergefell if they both come before the court and if overturned, those of us already married are not “grandfathered” in. But I still have seven months to change my mind back to collecting at an older age.
          : )

          • Ernest Endevor

            What you can do, which is what I do, is collect a spousal benefit if your hub is older and is already collecting. You can then collect a benefit while postponing your own till 70 – which is what I’m doing. God knows what’s going to happen, but we can only assume a certain stability. The authors of that book are all specialists and they’re all against collecting early. Of course you must do what you think best I would only only suggest that you take a look at it. You can get it from abebooks for three bucks. And it could save you a substantial amount. Anyway, good luck and my best wishes.

          • Grumpy Old Man

            I just posted the same thing – SIGH! Delete keys rule.

          • Ernest Endevor

            Great minds, etc. I’m particularly obnoxious about this since we’ve only recently gained the right to marriage many of us – myself included till I bought that book on a whim – are unaware what’s out there. Hell, a lot of straight couples have never heard of spousal benefits. And for couples relatively close in age, or of the same age, it’s very informative about how to plan SS benefits so they help most as a couple. Thank you. I will now take my soap box and go cook cherrystone clams with pasta.

          • Steverino

            Thanks again, I will definitely revisit the issue.

          • Ernest Endevor

            I started to collect spousal benefits in 2015 when I was 66. That is the full retirement age for those born up to 1954. After that it rises to 67. As you know, SS can rise with the economy. So we could be talking about thousands, if not tens of thousands of dollars. I daresay there might be a website connected with the book. I haven’t bothered to look because my course was pretty straight-forward. Living in NY state it was easy to do.

          • I think full retirement age is 66 not 67 for most baby boomers—

          • Robincho

            I know some people who aren’t even buying green bananas anymore…

          • Grumpy Old Man

            It is possible to take spousal SS until you get to 66 and take your own. You may have already considered this – but if your spousal benefits approximate your early benefits….

    • TerrysaGirl

      Fox News

    • FAEN

      Happy Birthday Paula-enjoy yourself and remember this too shall pass(but we’re going to have to fight like hell to make it happen).

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Happy Birthday girl ! Do something fun, I insist !!

    • madknits

      Happy birthday Paula! I hope you have a terrific day.
      And yes, the world has changed and the worm has turned.
      Plus ca change, plus ca meme chose.

      • Paula

        Oui, c’est vrai! I have been very introspective for the last couple of weeks.

    • CB

      Happy Birthday! Welcome to the Sixties!

    • Bryan

      Happy Birthday, Paula!

    • David Walker

      Happy frippin’ birfday! And to answer your question about where things went wrong, a Broadway Musical provided us with an answer:

    • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

      Happy birthday! Welcome to Elderville, or Geezerton.
      I thought this country would be making progress too, not oozing backwards into the primitive primordial soup of the 1800s.

    • RoFaWh

      Where did things go wrong?

      The real place was when the first crazy right-winger thought up the idea of simply destroying all public institutions, starting with the schools.

      • BearEyes

        I blame Raygun looking for votes and bringing in all the religionists Goldwater warned us about

        • RoFaWh

          Your reply feels like it’s more nearly the right answer than mine is.

    • vorpal

      Paula! Happy birthday!
      Make it a memorable one and enjoy the last one under the wonderful presidency that has been Obama.

    • Kim K’s Kute Koochy✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      happy bday!!! All the best!

      Now be a good girl & make your wish for Tramp to get impeachment on Jan 20th.
      If that doesn’t work, don’t worry, Trump presidency will be the longest 4 months of your life

    • MB
    • Jamie_Johnson

      With this election, I’ve gone back to pondering this change; why, when things are going well, so many people who need it to be good become complacent, and those left behind (for various reasons) act on their resentment, and moreover, how the 1% have convinced those left behind that if they just give the wealthiest among us just a little more (ok, a lot more), it will somehow trickle down to them. And yes, I use the words “trickle down” intentionally, as it is the economic theory that has wrought so much pain to those who simply don’t understand that which trickles down is usually worth as much as a warm bucket of piss… which is now more meaningful, as well.

      Regardless, happiest of birthdays.

      • Todd20036

        1) Not all wealthy people feel the need to stomp on people economically below them

        2) Nothing wrong with getting pissed on. just saying

        • Jamie_Johnson

          Indeed, I’ve known quite a few wealthy people who take their responsibilities very seriously, and give back generously. But there is no argument that the majority, in this case, extremely wealthy Republicans, feel that they should not *have* to contribute their fair share to our common good. As Donald said, cheating the system makes them “smart.”

          And there is a vast difference between getting pissed on, and a bucket of waste… but I take your meaning 🙂

          • Todd20036

            I donate to PP and the Trevor Project. The latter is similar to Ali Forney, but more DC located.

    • perversatile
    • BearEyes

      Happy Birthday!! I have 2 years on you and share your thoughts 100%. Never thought it would come to this.

    • beariac
    • Professor Barnhardt

      Dave Grohl’s too. He’s 48. I know, because I got birthday greetings from Google. It’s not my birthday; I just use Dave Grohl’s when I register at various online forums. It’s a day I can always look up.

      Anyway, happy birthday.

    • Nychta

      Happy Birthday, Paula. Welcome to the new 40!

    • Grumpy Old Man
    • Cuberly

      Congratulations on 60 Paula!

      I hear ya on the current state of affairs. And yet, I think there’s an opportunity here.

      The clamor against trump has become deafening. Sure seems like there’s a hell of a lot of people out there fighting against redefining the “norm”.

      Just maybe this has lit a fire under our’s and many other’s butts.

      Never give up, never surrender! Hugz {{{{{}}}}}}!


      • JCF

        I’d give IT up to/for La Kate though. 😉

        • Cuberly

          Ha! I don’t blame you. She’s not only talented and funny, she’s a looker.

    • Todd Allis

      Happy birthday to you!

    • rusty57

      Happy Birthday! Hope your day is swell and there is an encounter with cake and ice cream along the way,

  • Bomer

    Pppppfffft. Everyone knows a prismatic sphere would be better.

  • StSean
    • vorpal
      • IamM

        The follow up video I got. Wanted to share:

        • vorpal

          O. M. G.
          He is just so adorable and charismatic that I may have eaten part of my screen in the watching of that video.

          • IamM

            Very sweet and adorkable, and I’ve been meaning to link some of these beautiful people that not everyone may know since there was such a response when someone linked one of Todrick Hall’s many clever creations the other day.

    • Can’t wait for season 2. Quentin is quite sexy.

  • Acronym Jim

    …And in the midst of the oath of office, a great bolt of lightning struck the Capitol Building and from out of the heavens a thunderous voice spoke: “What the hell is wrong with you people? Didn’t you read ANYTHING I said?!. I even made sure my words were written in a different color, for heaven’s sake!”

  • PickyPecker
  • MB
  • JWC

    Oh Horeshit!!!

  • thatotherjean

    How is this different from magic? Aren’t Christians forbidden to do magic?

    Also, I thought demonstrations were banned from the Mall all January–or is that just for Democratic demonstrations?

    • Bomer

      It isn’t. Had a Catholic history prof try and explain the difference in class once and his reasoning was bullshit. It boiled down to prayer is asking god for aid, while magic is invoking evil powers for aid. Sounds the same to me.

      • MBear

        Boogity boogity

      • IamM

        There’s a bit of a (very grey, if you start looking close) line between asking for aid, guidance, or a pony vs presuming to summon an effect with words, rituals, or objects of power.

        But apparently the people who worry about the satanic influence of Disney fairytales etc are happy to jump rope with that line. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

      • thatotherjean

        Ah. I get it now. Prayer is when Christians ask their god for help. Magic is when other people ask their god(s).

    • greenmanTN

      It’s not magic until you throw in a few ooga boogas.

    • clay

      religion is when you do it. magic is when other people do it.

  • Boreal
  • Mark

    What a joke. Wait till I whip out my Harry Potter magic stick!

    • IamM

      Post pics. 😉😘

  • j.martindale

    I suggest you just build a great big wall around him.

  • Bryan

    Look what I found~ I don’t have a whole lot of faith in it but a person can dream aye?

    Edit: A long-shot court case that might end the EC and flip the presidency to Hillary


    • Tor


  • Ben in Oakland

    Amazing what inspires hope in evangelicals– a pussy grabbing, fornicating, adulterous, lying, putative billionaire. Not Whatever Jesus said about rich men and desert quadrupeds.

    Why, you’d almost think it’s not about faith at all, but power and money.

    If you were a cynic.

    • Steverino

      Not a cynic- just a realist.

    • RoFaWh

      Why, you’d almost think it’s not about faith at all, but power and money.

      • Ben in Oakland

        Why, you’d almost think it’s not about faith at all. But about sarcasm!

    • johnny

      We have ALWAYS known that religion has ALWAYS been about power and money.

      • Ben in Oakland

        Well, to be fair, it is often about kiddy diddling, hypocrisy, large edifices, fab clothes, and art collections.

  • MBear

    Why do they like this guy? Are watersports a sacrament?

    • KCMC


    • FAEN

      Because they enjoy winning more than they love their supposed god and principles.

    • Why do they like this guy?

      Because he is not black and allegedly has a penis…oh, and evangelicals believe that gawd/jeebus can work through him because he is not black and allegedly has a penis instead of a vagina

  • AJD

    Even though I’m not religious, I can consider that the Antichrist from the Book of Revelations is kind of a metaphor for charismatic figures who lead the stupid masses to destruction. In that context, it’s hard not to see Trump as a manifestation of that archetype.

  • ClevelandJim

    Don’t have the inclination to read all that crap, but a PRAYER SHIELD? Really. Riiiiiiight.

    • lymis

      That’s like a sneeze guard at the buffet, right?

      • ClevelandJim

        That’s kinda what I had pictured, lol. Only it’s not quite as effective as a sneeze guard at the buffet!

      • geoffalnutt

        I’m picturing a guy, a Beefeater-type…with a handful of tissues…tall, fuzzy helmet…very Monty Python. “And what do YOU do?” Answer: “I’m a Sneeze Guard. Why?”

    • RoFaWh

      Prayer shields are something like the splash shields worn by doctors draining pus from abscesses.

      • ClevelandJim


    • Paula
  • lymis

    Every other time these people get together to pray for protection of a specific person or location, inevitably, God strikes some conservative location somewhere relatively nearby.

    Republicans in the beltway suburbs better hunker down.

  • Macbill

    “The Lord anointed a Pussy Grabbing, Wife-Cheating eye-of-needle passing Rich Guy to save our souls for Satan!”

  • Snarkaholic

    Con-vocation…yeah, sounds like Tramp to me.

  • Djurisk
  • M Jackson

    That’s hysterical.

  • Tor

    I hate what’s happening to our country.

  • greenmanTN

    AKA “As if things aren’t already bad enough, let’s throw on a little more horseshit.”

  • RNegron

    “It is our time to storm heaven for a New America”… Now, who tried to storm heaven before? There was Lucifer and then the builders of the Tower of Babel. They don’t know their own myths.

  • mikeinftl

    He’s going to need them!

  • IamM

    As if the Christianist con artists’ blather and repeated turns to witchcraft weren’t both bizarre enough, “storming heaven”, really? Really?

    Stop mixing your cray-cray!!

  • Wesinoregon

    This amounts to demons protecting Satan.

  • Frostbite

    Sorry, but my magical flying iguanas will tear thru your “prayer shield” like tissue paper and douse all attending with bad ju-ju. You can’t withstand my powers, Harry Potter even said so!

  • And *I’m* bringing the goats and bulls for sacrifice and entrails reading!

    • William

      I’ll bring Jell-O.

      • rusty57

        Lime with carrot and celery or cherry with strawberries and pineapple?

        • TuuxKabin


  • Dale Snyder

    The Lord moved alright. He moved an unfit pussy-grabbing sexual predator into the White House.

  • David Walker

    “We repented, we prayed, we declared… and the Lord moved!” The lord moved saying, “Dad may have invented these shitheads, but I don’t have to deal with them,” and moved to a different universe.

  • MonochromeMouse

    Hopefully Marguerite Perrin can attend or they won’t have the armor they need.

  • coram nobis

    “A prolific council of prelates and prophets” placed on the Potomac to piously and pompously prophesy and pontificate to perpetrate the pussy-probing Pee Potus whose pumpkin pate will prime the people. Pad!

  • Martin
    • coram nobis

      “Willoughby! Next stop, Willoughby!”

      • William

        I may take my next vacation in Willoughby.

  • geoffalnutt

    Problem with a ‘prayer shield’ is the pesky radiation fallout still comes through. I hate that.

  • Pat Padrnos

    This is great publicity for these televangelist grifters. It will give them soooo much to talk about on tv and will bring in loooots of money to boot.

  • Timothy Holmes
    • Friday

      Does that ass make their shield look big? 🙂

  • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

    Needs moar Satanists…

    • IamM

      No, it sounds like they’ve got plenty of those.

      • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

        “Round about the cauldron go…”

  • Friday

    So, exactly who do they think is ‘attacking’ this pussy-grabber and liar they worship? And, ‘storming Heaven,’ does that mean they officially switched sides in their own religion?

    • That IS the side they’ve been on from the start of their religion.

  • RoFaWh

    Not one of the grifters named is a prelate nor is any a prophet.

    To refer to themselves as such is just another tactic to get money, more money, from the stupid and ill-informed.

  • Richard Rush

    Go ahead, prove that a “Shield Of Prayer” can actually accomplish something. Insist that the Secret Service, along with Trumps personal body guards, be given the day off next Friday.

  • bmoore4026

    Ironically, they’ve thrown in their lot with The Devil. And either can’t see that or know because they can play Trump like a puppet.

  • ericxdc

    Coincidence? I don’t think so*

    *Yes, I know the difference between the Capital and the White House but what the hell do facts matter anymore, anyway….? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/12dc1502f0c858f9ef1c663971519760f8e045db345b64b11ddab7d1a0e9145a.jpg

    • grada3784

      Earth vs. the Flying Saucers if you want the Capitol.

  • Jacob

    Won’t those lovely people marching around the capital to break down the magical invisible walls of Jericho counteract them though…?

  • William

    Cavalcade of crackpots.

  • Philly Mike

    I read that one of the Porta-Potty providers for the inauguration is named Don’s Johns and they are required to cover the name least tRUMP gets offended.

  • david fairfield

    Where do I send money?

    • BudClark

      To the ACLU, and Americans United for the Separation of Church and State .

      • david fairfield

        Excellent! 🙂

  • kirtanloorii


    • coram nobis


      • BudClark

        I LIKE it!!

  • 2patricius2

    “Beware of false prophets. They come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves. By their fruit you will recognize them. Are grapes gathered from thornbushes, or figs from thistles? Likewise, every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit.…” Apparently these “prophets” haven’t read these words ascribed to their Jesus in the Gospel according to Matthew.

    These are wise words for anyone. Beware of charlatans and liars who claim to be truth tellers, but who are in the business to steal and cheat for their own profit.

  • Crow on a Top Hat

    Hmm, I’m sure the witchcraft promoting Harry Potter has a spell for that…

    • 2patricius2

      I guess they think their prayers are going to protect them when the officer who organized security for the inauguration is relieved of his command by Drumpf the second Drumpf is sworn in.

    • J Ascher


  • DesertSun59

    There is nothing that fails better than their fantasy.

  • Cuberly

    Enter the super-crazy.

    Like a convention of Miss Carmodys. Which btw, didn’t end well.


  • coram nobis

    How about praying for a candiru outbreak?


    Legend has it that it’s attracted to urine.

  • billbear1961

    Frauds, fascist HATERS of TRUE democracy, deadly, pompous, GREEDY, self-adoring, fanatical ENEMIES of the teachings of the Sermon on the Mount, may the heavens open up over D.C. Friday and JUSTICE–Sole and SUPREME Deity–Imperatrix MUNDI–descend on you and the perverted PREDATOR and TRAITOR that you and your ally, the MURDEROUS dictator PUTIN, have FALSELY placed in the Oval Office!!

    May Her Sublime and ABSOLUTE Majesty descend on you like a DESTROYING STORM!!




    • david fairfield

      Billbear! 🙂

      • billbear1961

        Hello, dear David!


  • David Walker

    It is a dismal afternoon and other news has been added to JMG and lots of good comments have been posted here. Take a bored, “fuckin’ xns,” old fart Broadway queen who sometimes thinks he’s clever, add this shit, a Broadway tune, and about 2 hours are gone. I added the original song at the bottom so you can remind yourself of the tune as you go along. Yes, some of the lines have been shoved in by a shoehorn. Pity.
    “Dear God, you made many, many devout people.
    I realize, of course, that it’s no shame to be devout.
    But it’s no great honor, either!
    So, what would have been so terrible if I had a small, bible-thumpin’ church?”
    If I were a xn,
    Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum.
    All day long I’d preach the gospel loud.
    If I were a christ-y-an.
    I wouldn’t have to work hard.
    Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
    If I were a biddy biddy rich,
    Idle-diddle-daidle preacher man.
    I’d build a mega-church with rooms by the dozen,
    Just outside our little town.
    A fine tin cross with cheap carpet floors below.
    There would be Jesus rock bands ginning up the faithful,
    And Jesus rap for coloreds and the young,
    And tons of cameras for our TV show.
    I’d fill my church with clucks and goobs and geeks and suckers
    For the town to see and jeer.
    Praising god as noisily as they can.
    And each loud “cheap” “stupid” “shove off” “quack”
    Would land like a trumpet on our ears,
    Convincing us we’re martyrs for the Lamb.
    If I were a grifter,
    Just like Darrell, Herman, Cindy, Kellyanne, Alveda, too.
    All day long I’d spew some bible verse
    If I were a xn man.
    I wouldn’t have to work hard.
    Give me money so I’ll work to make sure their kids aren’t gay.
    If I were a messianic rich,
    Talk-folks-out-of-all-their-savings man.
    I see my wife Zafira looking like a preacher’s wife
    Praising Jesus for her boobs.
    Making people think that she’s so sincere.
    I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock.
    Oh, what a happy mood she’s in.
    Screaming at the sinners far and near.
    The self-important men in town would come to fawn on me!
    They would beg me to advise them,
    Like a Solomon the Wise.
    “If you please, Billy Bob Hagee…”
    “Pardon me, Billy Bob Hagee…”
    Posing problems that would cross the papal eyes!
    And it won’t make one bit of difference if I answer right or wrong.
    I’m fundamentalist, so they think I really know!
    If I were scum, I’d have the time that I lack
    To show them I’m “holier than thou.”
    And maybe have a seat on a board or two.
    I’d buy my drugs and sex from the boys in the choir
    Or maybe from the studs in the crew…
    That would be the sweetest thing of all.
    If I were a preacher,
    Franklin, Brian, Joel, Billy, Creflo, Kenneth, Benny, Pat.
    All day long I’d count up all that cash.
    If I were a crooked man.
    I wouldn’t have to work hard.
    Tell the intern, “Write some stupid Jesus stuff for me to preach!”
    Lord who made the rich guys and the poor,
    You need me, of that I’m very sure.
    TV watchers never will be sore
    Being robbed by a preacher man.


  • The_Wretched

    These magic christians are batshit. …and they are in the white house. The domininists go for all this emanations and imagined auras crap.

  • Phaius

    They should ask their god for tips on making less tacky announcements.

  • rusty57
  • OdieDenCO

    isn’t storming heaven in the job description of the anti-christ?

  • TuuxKabin
  • OK. Honest question. All these nutters are ultra-conservative right-wing Protestant types right? I checked, and I thought “Anwar Fazal” could be a muslim but he’s actually a fraudster Pakistani Xtian or something — other Xtians in Pakistan have website asking that people not send their cash to this guy cause he’s a “LaHore Fraud”. Now, hasn’t it dawned on any of these people that Trump is not exactly a by-the-book Xtian type when it comes to committing adultery and keeping your willy inside your pants around ladies who are not your own wife? Does it matter? What about Trump defrauding students and small business people out of their hard earned cash? What about his potty mouth? Or does this not mean anything with conservative Protestants snake-handlers? Is “talking in tongues” OK if you do it inside someone who is not your own wife? Consider me confused.

    • grada3784

      Read the Gospel. Adultery rules were for women. ONLY.

      • I am not reading the gospel. Waste of time since its not in my religious tradition and I find them very boring anyway. I would rather look at old copies of Inches magazine.

        • grada3784

          Each to their own. I prefer to know what those who hate me are doing.

  • Will Byrd

    “Caravan of Cuckoo crazy” .. What a perfectly apt description!!

  • Thorn Spike

    So, the fundageliban have made their deal with the devil.

  • kladinvt

    PEEOTUS Shield

    • PeedroPaula54

      They should just cover Trump with a giant blanket made from panty shields.

  • J Ascher

    The only shields Trump wants are used panty shields!

  • anne marie in philly

    never heard of ANY of these idiots. wait til they find out there is no god, then BOOM! heads in tin-foil hats explode!

    • William

      I’m hanging out to see what happens when they find out Trump is everything we know he is.

      • anne marie in philly

        redumblican heads go assploding everywhere!

  • Larry in Oklahoma

    I’m not in the inner circles of religion but even I don’t recognize but about 4 of those people.

    The hypocrisy of it all is that during the Obama administration, they were predicting the end of the world. With the new guy, they are predicting change and better times ahead. Racism certainly abounds with these people.

    “It is our time to … bring our country back to God,” meaning a white male-led America. Better take some polls because the majority of the people said otherwise. And when trump lets them down — and he will — what say they then?

  • Sashineb

    Cindy & Mike Jacobs … LOL!!!! That’s the biggest laugh in town.

  • Oh’behr

    What was that … the serpents are only interesting in the profits?

    I’m channeling my inner Gilda Radner … never mind.


    Now God is speaking again: “Surely the Lord does nothing unless he reveals His secret to His servants the prophets.” (AMOS 3:7).

  • Gianni

    So they’re all ecstatic and cumming in their pants because God has answered their prayers and ordained as President an avowed purveyor of non-consensual pussy grabbing who brags about it like a teen boy. Not to mention the multiple infidelities, marriages, refusing to uphold contracts and pay contractors, etc, etc, etc. Perfect example of God’s handiwork. I’m not one of the faithful, but if that’s an example of God’s blessing on us, I’d rather take the punishment. Actually, the results of this election look, feel, sound, and act like a punishment.

  • MattPS

    Once again, the Religious Right manages to hire a genius designer for one of their events; this illustration, to me, screams “Armageddon”, rather than “protection”.

  • Cattleya1

    Isn’t that special… but, why would The Donald need a shield of prayer? Why did you people vote for him? How, the fuck, could you vote for him? He is the antithesis of the christianity of the gospels.

    • Platos_Redhaired_Stepchild

      He’s a white, straight male. Therefore “Christian”.

    • IamM

      So are they.

  • Michael

    Well that’s fine, but I, a Christian gay man, will be praying that God protect America from this Russian puppet. My prayers are just as good as theirs! Russia may have put Dishonest Donald in place, but he will not have one day of peace in that office.

  • DaveMiller135

    Nothing else seems to get through to him.

  • Michael Abbett

    I’m just amazed at the evangelicals over this whole election. I really am. I mean, we’ve always known them to be the evil, greedy frauds they are. But then to realize they’ve spent all these years presenting the image of piety just to rip the mask off for this guy? They’ve thoroughly squandered whatever moral high ground they previously laid claim to. “Come on in and help us welcome President Pussy Grabber into office! Please check your integrity at the door.” Good luck filling those pews with millennials after this.

  • rednekokie

    The cuckoo parade and their imaginary Santa Claus will fix everything.
    Just watch the holy shield hover over Washington — and the angels arising from the ashes.

  • BudClark

    “Prelates,” my Belgian lace rochet!

    • WretchedMouse

      Okay my immaturity read that as Belgian large rocket and gave me a rather good thrill this am. Thank you. 😉

  • Alexander M R Volk

    A more useful “shield” for Trump would be the gift of a raincoat so that he doesn’t get splashed when prostitutes are pissing on each other in front of him…

  • RichW

    I have asked family members who are evangelical Christians how they could vote for a presidential candidate who:

    – On tape, mocked a journalist with disabilities, and who, also on tape, lied about mocking that journalist.
    – Admitted to sexually assaulting women (in the foulest of language) and gleefully proclaiming that he would face no consequences.
    – Admitted or demonstrated he had affairs, committed adultery, had multiple marriages, and participated in a soft-core porn video.
    – Failed to donate to charities to which he promised money, and used donations to his charitable foundation for private gain.
    – Fomented hate and violence against black Americans, Mexican-Americans, and Muslims – and that encouragement has now fostered hate crimes, committed in Trump’s name, against minorities, including gay people, virtually every day since his election.
    – Promised to cut benefit programs to help feed the poor, as well as deny them healthcare.
    – Has effectively stolen from others by having not paid thousands of vendors, driving them out of business, as evidenced by 3,500 lawsuits currently filed.
    – Bullies and belittles anyone who disagrees with him.
    – Boasted of his love of money by stating that “Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich.”
    – Publicly stated that he has never asked God for forgiveness, but that he “just tries to do better” himself.

    They have no direct responses, other than to say “we’re all sinners.” I can only conclude that evangelicals support Trump because they hope that he will:
    – Overturn Roe vs. Wade
    – Overturn LGBT equality (marriage, allowing businesses to choose not to serve)
    – Deport all non-white immigrants and ban future immigration

    So many evangelicals are such hypocrites!

    • William

      Trump doesn’t have any emails.

  • Tom Kidd

    If I remember my Bible correctly (from when I was a child) God never hears “the prayers of the wicked”. So, so much for your “shield of prayer”.

  • JCF

    Better that they create a shield (preferably titanium—electrified?) for *pussies* to protect them FROM PeeOTUS!


  • William

    No appearance by the Copeland Family Grifters?

  • Mihangel apYrs

    sounds a bit . . . “witchcrafty”

  • Mr. Curmudgeon

    This is why I am no longer a Christian. I have no patience for frauds and charlatans.

    • WretchedMouse

      My step-dad is a Baptist. He met my mom when I was 8 and I had never been to church before that nor did my mom worship directly only was spiritual. Though I wish I came to my senses before my step-dad berated me into being dunked underwater. Needless to say that lasted only a few years before I was like dang this is horse crap though I was under its spell until I decided to come out and could not reconcile faith with my budding queerdom. At 14 I was pfft I am not sacrificing my happiness for others who won’t accept me. Ten years ago wow…how time flies. 🙂

  • WretchedMouse
  • madjake

    Wow! is that like a high level paladin spell or something? I would not fXck around with those dudes.

    • madjake

      Oh hang on this is real life- not a fantasy role playing game. OK then, carry on.

  • Garland-Clifton Belsome

    Wow! Their heresy knows no limit. Repent and turn away from the Father of Lies.