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VIRGINIA: Navy Makes Raunchy Anti-Gay Videos For Crew Of U.S.S. Enterprise
The U.S. Navy is investigating a series of raunchy anti-gay videos made for the entertainment of the crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise, an aircraft carrier based out of Norfolk, Virginia. The Virginian-Pilot newspaper reports that Capt. Owen Honors of the Norfolk-based USS Enterprise broadcast to his crew a series of profanity-laced comedy sketches in which he uses gay slurs, mimics …
Read More »VIRGINIA: Wingnut Lawmaker Seeks To Ban Gays From The National Guard
Virginia state Delegate Bob Marshall says he is crafting a bill that will ban homosexuals from serving in the state National Guard. Marshall, who is considering running for U.S. Senate in 2012, is one of the House’s most conservative members. He said Article 1, Section 8, Clause 16 of the Constitution gives Virginia the authority to uphold the ban by …
Read More »VIRGINIA: Lynchburg Mayor Declares Valentine’s Day To Be Day Of Not Fucking
The mayor of Lynchburg, Virginia has signed onto the Liberty Counsel’s “Day Of Purity” pledge that unmarried residents will definitely NOT fuck on Valentine’s Day. At this week’s Lynchburg City Council meeting, Mayor Joan Foster announced the Day of Purity Proclamation. As the first city to sign in support of the Day of Purity, Lynchburg joins nearly a thousand schools …
Read More »VIRGINIA: Judicial Activist Rules Parts Of Health Care Reform Unconstitutional
A Virginia federal district court judge appointed by Dubya has ruled that parts of President Obama’s health care reform plan are unconstitutional. The lawsuit was brought by Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli. In a 42-page opinion issued in Richmond, Va., Judge Hudson wrote that the law’s central requirement that most Americans obtain health insurance exceeds the regulatory authority granted to …
Read More »Virginia AG Ken Cuccinelli: Christian Celebrations Are OK On Public Property
Saying that he has divined the original intent of the writers of the U.S. Constitution, teabagger Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli has decreed (PDF) that Christians may now use public property, included their government offices, to declare and celebrate their faith. The Liberty Counsel exults: In a detailed opinion, Cuccinelli shed light on the original intent of both the United …
Read More »Quote Of The Day – Ken Cuccinelli
“Now, Americans endlessly debate the meaning of each part of the Constitution. But one thing that every American should be able to agree on, if you think in terms of Venn Diagrams–I was an engineer before I was a lawyer, so I do things like this–the circle of power that represents federal power under the Constitution must be entirely within …
Read More »Soldiers Punished After Refusing To Attend Army-Sponsored Christian Rock Concert
About 80 U.S. soldiers have been disciplined at Fort Eustis, Virginia after refusing to attend a “spiritual fitness” Christian-rock concert put on by the Army. The unit was first marched in formation to the concert, only after which were the soldiers given to option of attending or not. Those who chose to leave were punished. The Commanding General’s Spiritual Fitness …
Read More »Today In Crazy Teabaggers
The Washington Post reports that teabaggers are going to Colonial Williamsburg to ask the reenactment actors how to best overthrow our socialist Marxist Kenyan dictator. “General, when is it appropriate to resort to arms to fight for our liberty?” asked a tourist on a recent weekday during “A Conversation with George Washington,” a hugely popular dialogue between actor and audience …
Read More »VIRGINIA: Teacher Resigns After Anointing Students With “Holy Oil”
A fifth grade public school teacher in Norfolk has resigned after the school received complaints that she’d been “anointing” students and their desks with “holy oil.” The fifth-grade teacher worked at Jacox Elementary School. Administrators said they learned about the teacher’s behavior after it was reported by a parent. Interim Superintendent of Schools, Michael Spencer, sent a memo on Wednesday …
Read More »VIRGINIA: Homocon Matthew Berry Loses GOP Primary Bid For Congress
Openly gay GOP candidate Matthew Berry, who was backed by GOProud, lost his primary bid for Congress yesterday to newcomer Patrick Murray, who was backed by the Log Cabin Republicans. Via the Washington Blade: Matthew Berry, who’s gay and an attorney for the Federal Communications Commission, was seeking the Republican nomination to represent Virginia’s 8th congressional district, which comprises Arlington …
Read More »PhoboQuotable – Eugene Delagaudio
“Frankly if you really do support the radical Homosexual Agenda — or if you just no longer care enough to stand up for the family — insiders in Congress say the entire Homosexual Agenda could pass in a matter of months. Special job rights for homosexuals and lesbians. Businesses may have to adopt hiring quotas to protect themselves from lawsuits. …
Read More »Mississippi Governor: Controversy About Confederate History Month Ain’t Diddly
Obama Rips VA Gov. McDonnell Over Confederate History Month Debacle
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VA Gov. Bob McDonnell Apologizes Over Confederate History Recognition
After enduring blistering national criticism for removing language about slavery from his declaration recognizing Confederate History Month, yesterday Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell issued an apology and amended the language in the declaration. A day earlier, McDonnell said he left out any reference to slavery in the original seven-paragraph proclamation because he wanted to include issues he thought were most “significant” …
Read More »VA Gov. Bob McDonnell Recognizes Confederate History Month
VA Gov. Bob McDonnell has issued an order recognizing April as Confederate History Month, saying that it’s important “to understand the sacrifices of the Confederate leaders, soldiers and citizens during the period of the Civil War.” McDonnell’s most recent order of this type recognized Christian Heritage Week. April’s Confederate History Month recognition is at least the fourth proclamation McDonnell has …
Read More »VA Gov. Bob McDonnell: We Don’t Need LGBT Rights Because There Is No Discrimination Against Gays
Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell says he sees no need to re-implement his predecessor’s ban on discrimination against LGBT state employees. Because there’s no evidence that it happens. Gov. Bob McDonnell said today that Virginia does not need to write protections for gays and lesbians into state statute because he has not seen evidence of discrimination in the state workforce. Breaking …
Read More »Within An Hour Of Its Signing, Virginia AG Cuccinelli Has Filed Suit To Block HCR Bill
With the ink from the president’s pen still wet on the document, Virginia AG Ken Cuccinelli has filed the first (PDF) of an expected many suits to block health care reform from being implemented in his state.
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