VIRGINIA: Lynchburg Mayor Declares Valentine’s Day To Be Day Of Not Fucking

The mayor of Lynchburg, Virginia has signed onto the Liberty Counsel’s “Day Of Purity” pledge that unmarried residents will definitely NOT fuck on Valentine’s Day.

At this week’s Lynchburg City Council meeting, Mayor Joan Foster announced the Day of Purity Proclamation. As the first city to sign in support of the Day of Purity, Lynchburg joins nearly a thousand schools and organizations across the nation that have supported the Day of Purity. Liberty Counsel is launching preparations now for the eighth annual nationwide campaign on February 14, 2011. This effort mobilizes youth across the nation to publicly celebrate sexual abstinence until marriage for emotional, mental, and physical reasons.

Somebody totally needs to throw a ginormous sex party in Lynchburg that day.
CORRECTION: Lynchburg, VIRGINIA, not Tennessee as I first posted!