Alex Jones: If You Want To Get Closer To God, Be More Like Homocon Blogger Matt Drudge [VIDEO]

“God hates cowards and people that hurt innocents and that abuse those that are weaker than them, more than anybody if you read scripture. So all you fakes that want to get closer to God, stop being cowards. Be like Donald Trump. Be like Matt Drudge. Be like people that get attacked and demonized and make it through it and get stronger on the other side.

“Don’t be like all these little commentators and scumbags that hedge their bets when we are literally approaching the Götterdämmerung if things go south. That’s the battle of the gods. That’s the twilight of the age.” – Alex Jones, denouncing the “very real” witches and demons that are attacking Trump and declaring Hillary Clinton to be the “counterfeit Christ.”

  • bkmn

    How much did Drudge pay Jones for that endorsement? Drudge is not well liked in Breitfart circles.

    • Twitter-in-Chief✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Tramp is definitely bringing people who hate different thing into his camp by asking for their love of him

  • That_Looks_Delicious
  • PickyPecker
    • safari

      “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn”

      • The_Wretched

        At this point, Cthulhu could walk down 5th avenue devouring people and noone would notice an increase in madness.

        • safari

          I’m more concerned that Nyarlathotep is a Trump adviser.

          • The_Wretched

            That would explain the chaos and senseless cruelty to Trupmannon’s breaking everything.

          • safari

            And his followers revelation in the collapse.

    • Mickey Bitsko

      Second from right: George Harrison? Hairy Krishna!

  • Rex

    A coward like the man who won’t go to the White House correspondent’s dinner or the coward who won’t let certain members of the press ask questions or be a part of a press conference?

  • safari

    He’s going to start speaking in tongues, isn’t he?

    • another_steve

      As long as there’s no spewing of green vomit, I’m okay with it.

    • james1200

      Let Mr. Delivert show him how! Halleloo!

      • Oh’behr

        Gosh, I could do it. One can grift dollars for doing it? Jesus H. Christ and a new house and a new car. I hope he gets bitten by a snake.

      • TheThruster

        A classmate of mine found jeebus later in life, well, jeebus found him while on a train (I kid you not!), and he used to call me, speaking in tongues. I told him I could do that as well, so I did. But oh no, “god can not understand that. You’re doing it wrong”. Well, thank dog for that!

  • another_steve
    • That_Looks_Delicious
      • another_steve

        You know, all the depictions of Jesus — wherever in the world you travel and whatever churches you visit — are always of a buff stud. All the various races and ethnicities depict him according to their physical ideal, but he’s always gorgeous.

        Which is good and proper.

        I demand that my deities be gorgeous.

        • i’ve always liked the stories about gods that are so beautiful and awesome in appearance, if a human were to really see one their heads explode.

          i dunno, there’s just something fascinating about the concept of divine beauty. meh, sue me. i went to divinity school and like to think about this stuff.

          • Oh’behr

            That’s the way I thought of god(s). That we couldn’t not actually handle seeing them as them.

          • Ernest Endevor

            We attribute to physical beauty moral beauty. There are no ugly heroes in Hollywood.

        • Ernest Endevor
  • Rex

    People that hurt innocents and abuse those that are weaker – he has to be talking about the Republicans.

    • Pat

      That’s from the new revised Republican bible:

      “And you were hungry, and I said get the eff out of here, I’ve got mine”. Paulus Ryanus 1:1

      “Blessed are the meek, for we shall exploit and profit off of them, and then kick their asses out.” Trumpus, 13:4

      “Let the little children come to me, so I can make them ignorant.” Betsyius 3:18

  • Michael

    “If you’re persecuted you’ll be just like Christ.”

    No, you’ll just be another deserving assh*le.

    • TSS

      Isn’t Drudge Jewish? I guess if Christ was Jewish, it makes sense. I think. No, scratch that. None of this makes any sense.

  • Derrick Johns

    OK. I don’t know how to use a gun. But if y’all show me, I’ll go put this Alex Jones out of my misery…I mean, his misery. Where is he located?

    • Lars Littlefield

      I don’t have his exact address, but he lives somewhere in Austin, TX.

      • Oh’behr

        I know there is the keep making Austin sane and fun weird … and then there is the “do not make Austin that kind of Alex Jones weird”.

        • Lars Littlefield

          For all of it’s amusing quirks, Austin is still Texas.

          • Oh’behr

            Exactly. Why I didn’t move there. Also Cedar Fever. Mostly Cedar Fever.

          • Lars Littlefield

            Cedar fever is the Universe’s curse on all the people living in Texas Hill Country. Even Ladybird suffered from it.

  • Boreal
    • safari

      This reminds me of a haunting painting I had wanted to see at the “Dirty Show” in Detroit. It is titled “Portrait of the Artist Entering her Blue Period” by Scott G. Brooks. I’ve cropped it for family friendliness.

      • Boreal

        Whoa, that is creepy.

        • safari

          It is. But there’s also a sadness to it and quite a bit of depth I feel when I stare at it.

          • Derrick Johns

            Hell, safari, it’s worse than looking at Kellyanne or Trump, or even Limbaugh. Oh, my.

          • safari

            I have a hard time looking away.

  • Paula

    There should be some kind of sanity test that everyone should have to pass before they can get a radio or tv show. That would get rid of these jeeby, RWNJ freaks and a lot of Reality tv shows.

    • Lars Littlefield

      I feel the same way about Youtube channels.

      • Paula


  • geoffalnutt
    • Lars Littlefield

      Worst photo of the glacier at Calafate ever.

    • DonnaLee

      I just find it amusing to think “Nothing gay about that picture at all.”

  • FAEN

    Never in a million years did I think even the GOP would normalize Alex Jones and his clearly insane mind.

    Cheeto is going to damage our country far more than people realize.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Why not just jump off the bridges now. I heard its a long line up on the other side. It’s a pain to get stuck in between two dimensions. Hurry up! Heaven spaces are as difficult to get as Hamilton tickets.

    • Oh’behr

      Yes, please, Christianists should self rapture ASAP. Jesus is standing by and getting impatient. Does he really have to come again when he came once.

  • james1200

    Alex is right, we’re terrible people for not letting the white supremacists and assorted loons in the white house have their way without a fight. Shame on us!

    • SunsetGay

      Send this to Dave Rubin, aka most annoying person on the Internets right now.

      • james1200

        Didn’t even know who he was til I just looked him up. Not surprised, this country is filled with quislings right now.

  • Henry Auvil

    If I had a boy, I’d offer him role models. I’d tell him to look closely (but carefully) at donald trump, and promise me he’d never be anything like that repellent, malevolent, cretinous person. Then I’d tell him to study videos and read the words of Barack Obama. That, son, is everything I hope you’ll grow up to be.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
    • KarenAtFOH

      Now that’s some courage right there, you betcha.

    • The_Wretched

      And then he get’s to macing. What an asshole. Scared idiots don’t belong on that job.

    • marshlc

      Jesus Christ, that’s horrifying. What a cowardly piece of shit that cop is.

    • gaymex1

      No amount of public relations is going to undo this display of hate and contempt that cops have for the public. Fuck these cowards.

    • Pat

      Wow, what a manly man shoving an 86 year old woman to the ground. I’ll bet he’s really proud of himself, too.

      • gaymex1

        I guess they need to protect themselves when confronting an 86 year old woman who is rioting. Pigs…they deserve the label.

        • Pat

          Disgusting. I hope someone got his badge number and pursues this legally.

    • Mickey Bitsko

      Sigh. Even the NY TImes misspells Tucson.

    • beariac


  • Oh’behr

    Gosh, I have to get closer to Anne Coulter and sewer drudge kind of people. No thank you.

  • AtticusP

    The future of Alex Jones. Hypertension is a terrible thing. It’s only a matter of time…

  • kareemachan

    Hey, Alex, one word: PIZZAGATE.

    • Tomcat

      WE shall not forget PIZZAGATE.
      Jones holds his hands over his eyes and thinks pizzagate went away.

      • beariac

        More like…
        Interesting sidenote: in searching for this gif the one of DJT eating pizza, crust first, ranked highly in the results. hehe.

        • Pat

          OT, I was once at a workshop at the Chelsea piers and witnessed a NYC seagull fly by the window with an iconic diner take out coffee cup in its beak. Ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

  • KarenAtFOH

    Seriously? While ICE goons harass and detain innocents like Muhammed Ali Jr and his Mom? Seriously?

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
    • Oh’behr

      Yet … Ugh. Alex Jones food porn. Who knew. Ewww.

    • Cackalaquiano

      W. T. F. ??

    • Pat

      I hope he keeps shoveling those sausages and lardburgers into his gob so he can get really, really close to god.

  • whatever, dood.

    the cognitive dissonance in these people is often astounding.

  • Tomcat

    Right Jones, and bear false witness that makes you very close to dog.
    I spelled it backward so it would have some semblance of something real.

  • Gaymurcan

    But if you’d prefer to become a malignant, egophenic, immature psychotic still living in his mother’s basement, screaming obsenitites and driving himself into an early grave spleening on manufactured outrage and blaming everyone else but himself; for never having a life of his own, no apparent marketable skills or even one clear thought in that complete wreck he calls a “brain,” then be like Alex Jones: a wholly owned stooge for the tiny-fingered, ferret-wearing orange-faced lying shit gibbon.

  • The_Wretched

    ““God hates cowards and people that hurt
    innocents and that abuse those that are weaker than them, more than
    anybody if you read scripture.”

    So that’s why you keep attributing superpowers to LGBT folks? So we’re ok to abuse since we’re powerful?

    • David Walker

      The “Opposites Day” is strong in that one.

      • zhera

        Hey David! I think you may have asked for my e-mail address once. I could be wrong. Anyhow, if you’d like to communicate more privately here’s my address:

        trub at online dot no

        Please let me know when you’ve seen this so that I can delete this comment. 🙂

        • David Walker

          Thanks. Got it. Delete away.

    • CB

      He must have missed all the smiting. My brothers and I loved that as kids. Also, destroying the world because of “sin.”

  • David Walker

    I’m stunned. This asshole says so much bullshit and yet continues to breathe, I’m absolutely stunned

  • Gigi

    So to be closer to gawd we have to be sycophantic, self-loathing closet cases who attack others to feel better about themselves? Gtk.

    • David Walker

      1. Bingo!
      2. Welcome to the Log Cabinettes.

  • Friday
  • Mickey Bitsko

    “Don’t be like those crisis actors who pretended to be murdered at Sandy Hook!!!”

  • Tawreos

    You shouldn’t be like Drudge if you want to be closer to god, you should be like Andrew Breitbart. The dead are nothing and very godlike in that way.

  • jefe5084

    I thought he might have CJD, but since he is likely not human, I’m just going with
    bovine spongiform encephalopathy

  • “God hates cowards and people that hurt innocents and that abuse those that are weaker than them. . . . Be like Donald Trump. Be like Matt Drudge.”

    Do these people ever listen to themselves?

  • Tor

    People like Trump and Drudge might “get attacked and demonized.” But it’s for the very reason that they are people “that hurt innocents and that abuse those that are weaker than them.”

  • Richard Rush

    “God hates cowards and people that hurt innocents and that abuse those that are weaker than them, more than anybody if you read scripture.”

    Thank you for that, Alex. You just helped me finally understand why God pelts the Bible Belt with tornadoes every single year without fail.

  • kaydenpat

    He’s not funny or entertaining. Wish he would just disappear.

  • Ninja0980

    So be a pervert that takes advantage of young teens?
    How about no.

  • Luther Kreiger

    Words straight from the mouth of living proof of a lack of god, or really any universal karmic system.

  • greenmanTN

    Alex, sitting on a dildo, while fun, doesn’t count. There has to be a man on the the other end of it. (Or a very talented woman with a strap-on.)

  • -M-

    Stop being cowards like Donald Trump & Matt Drudge who hurt innocents and abuse those that are weaker.

  • Helen Damnation 🍑™

    I just discovered that Joe Rogan is a big friend and supporter of Alex Jones. Shocked? Not really, just disappointed.

    • safari

      When I go through my meme folder, I occasionally come across your sexy photos, you.

  • Pablo Sánchez

    “Be like people that get attacked and demonized and make it through it and get stronger on the other side.” Or in other words, be like the gays. 🙂

  • jm2

    I might be able to post a response when/if I can stop laughing…..

  • Gianni

    This man is so fucking certifiable it’s truly pathetic that he is allowed to roam free and unhindered. The crazy even earns him a living.