World Net Daily: Climate Change Is Caused By Sin

“I used to be a ‘denier,’ as those who sacrifice their reasoning ability at the altar of Big Government power label skeptics of man-made, catastrophic climate change. If you asked me, do you believe in it? I would have said no. But the deeper I get into the study the Scriptures, I have to admit, my opinion has changed. I do believe man’s behavior on the Earth can have catastrophic consequences – and, indeed, has in the past.

“However, before the climate-change lobby begins celebrating a convert to the cause, let me say unequivocally that my acceptance of past, current and future changes in the climate – including those with potentially catastrophic results – has nothing whatsoever to do with an increase in carbon dioxide in the atmosphere due to the activity of mankind. Instead, I have concluded that previous climate catastrophes have been the result of another activity of man – the commission of sin.

“While Al Gore and the carbon-phobes have no evidence to support their dire predictions of imminent doom other than computer modeling, those who take my position actually have more than 6,000 years of biblical and historical patterns along with the inerrant Word of God. So maybe it’s time for a new bumper sticker – ‘SIN, NOT CARBON, CAUSES CLIMATE CHANGE.'” – World Net Daily founder and Just For Men Mustache Olympics gold medalist Joseph Farah.

  • PickyPecker
    • safari

      The only thing I can conclude is he shaved it once and startled himself.

      • Pilot Nozzle

        Why do all these wing nut website trolls have such horrible, scabby, angry-looking skin?

        • safari


          • Oh’behr

            Meth? Opiates?

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        • Thorn Spike

          Because the are horrible, scabby, angry people.

        • Snarkaholic

          Because moisturizer is for sissies.

        • John Caruso

          The commission of sin

    • Joe in PA

      I think he’s been breathing the fumes from the toxic substance he uses to dye that thing. Ugh.

      • Christopher

        He should breathe deeper.

      • pj

        shoe polish…..and yet its so …..sweet

        • Steverino

          I’m thinking Dirty Sanchez.

      • GayOldLady

        True that. An obvious dye job.

        • Oh’behr

          Too bad it’s not a dye “i’ job.
          Wish the rapture had come in 2016.

    • RyanInIllinois

      Hey hey hey. Let’s not stache bash…

      • Oh’behr

        Though that is a stache you just cannot help but bash.

    • KCMC

      heard 70’s porn track and sinned just looking at him.

    • LovesIrony
    • Cattleya1

      My beard, sideburns, and mustache went grey long before the stuff up top. Can’t he afford enough hair day for the whole works? Should we take up a collection?

    • StSean

      and gin blossoms.

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  • safari

    If sin produces heat, sign me up to be a reactor. I’ll boil some water.

  • David

    I thought it was caused by Elvis.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Limit reached. I have zero room for any more crazy today.

    • gaymex1

      Me too, but this guy made me lol. What a dumb, dumb fucker.

    • kaydenpat

      Yep. You’ve really got to pace yourself these days — and at least for the next four years.

      • Oh’behr

        Sadly, that’s why I skim most news headlines these days. Yet I do feel my sanity hanging on. Maybe since I’ve been doing this hanging on since Nixon when I lost all my innocence as a teenager (especially Reagan when I lost what was remaining). I’m tired, oh so tired. I’m glad other generations can fight on now.

    • BudClark

      I’m getting up later and later these days. I just can’t FACE the news (sigh).

  • Jeffrey

    Porn ‘staches are caused by too much jizz on your face. True story.

    • safari

      I read that somewhere.

    • KCMC

      then why can’t I grow one? Must work harder.

      • Jeffrey

        Work hard and believe in yourself!

    • Acronym Jim

      That’s not a porn stache; it’s a dirty sanchez which is another ball of wax, entirely.

  • AdamTh

    Hmmm… I think there’s a better chance climate change is caused by the fumes from all that Ms Clairol he uses on his moustache than by “sin”.

  • HZ81

    Who is going to tell him he’s getting attacked by a giant caterpillar?

    • safari

      Don’t upset the giant caterpillar, my dear. It seems to know what it is doing.

      • HZ81

        If it’s not eating the host, I am gonna be pissed.

        • safari

          It might just serve as a warning to other creatures to stay away.

        • Hardley

          it’s not eating the host, it’s operating it

  • AtticusP
  • Cousin Bleh

    If the climate wasn’t rapidly changing, that thing above his lip would have already mutated into a beautiful butterfly.

    • gaymex1

      Is he rubbing soot under his nose?

  • liondon#pay4dawall

    My weiner is an all powerful weapon that affects the climate… what is the obsession with gay sex?

    • safari

      How good it feels?

      • The_Wretched

        It’s so very tempting that even being near a gay man can cause you to leave your wife. Homewrecker.

        • grada3784


  • Lars Littlefield

    Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!

    • Christopher

      I’m not sure I understand how you feel about this man. 😉

    • Octoberfurst

      Hey if you think he’s bad you should look at the comment section! I have never read more facepalming drivel in all my life! Of course they all say that Satan & the big, bad world government elites are telling scientists to lie so they can achieve their agenda. One commented that science has been wrong so much in the past 150 yrs why should we believe in it? (Seriously.) Another said that scientists under Hitler came up with “facts” to help further the Fuehrer’s goals just like they are helping the liberals now. It’s mind boggling stupidity. But then we ARE talking about the WND crowd.

  • Clive Johnson

    And demons cause menstruation cramps, gremlins damage airplanes, and Santa really does fly in a magic sleigh. Praise Jeebus!

    • safari

      There’s a solar eclipse this August. Just wait for the headlines here.

      • Lars Littlefield

        The menstrual blood will be a flowin’. /s

    • BudClark

      Women have cramps ’cause Eve et (sic) the apple. Read yore Bible (SNORT!).

  • Ninja0980

    I made my husband erupt earlier but I’m pretty that isn’t what is making our winters shorter and warmer.

    • safari

      If you did it right, it’d do both for a short while.

  • Yes the sin of hubris. The sin of thinking we can over populate and destroy the planet without consequence.

    • Robert Anthony

      INDEEEEEED! 1000 votes-up to this comment!

  • kcken

    That moustache color is a sin. That’s for god damn sure. Bet that perv dyes his pubes and chest hair too…

    Had an ex that did that once, that’s why he’s an ex. 🙂

    • Lars Littlefield

      I believe it’s called Just For Men Evil.

    • Helen Damnation 🍑™

      pix or it ain’t happened yet. (pubes, really?)

      • kcken

        Absolutely true. Redish dye colored chest hair and pubes (Former blond) … Looked like shit, felt even worse.

        ** Shudders**

        • Oh’behr

          Eww, I was thinking color, yet texture and skin feel. That’s awful. Yuck.

          What was it? Same as El Cheeto Dust?

  • NancyP

    Huh? Part of his statement is correct, though. Our selfishness, lack of forethought, and outright lying as a species has contributed to the carbon dioxide level increase. Selfishness (non-conserving humans) and lying (Exxon and politicians) are sins, last time I checked.

    • Todd20036

      Seriously, this is the closest this man has come to getting it right on climate change.
      Sad, really.

    • kaydenpat

      That’s the logical conclusion, isn’t it? If climate change is caused by “sin”, then stop “sinning”. Duh.

    • crewman

      Corporate sin.

      • BudClark

        “Corporations ARE people;” therefore they ARE capable of committing AND being JUDGED for CORPORATE sins, the penalties for which fall on Management and the Stockholders !!

    • KCMC
    • Acronym Jim

      I’m pretty sure he was thinking of buttsex when he was talking about sinning. Remember, the attributes you mentioned are considered virtues among his peers.

      • Jerry

        I guess we need to tone it down…we’re heating up the place.

    • Steverino

      Yes, there is something in the Apocolypse about “men destroying the Earth with their wickedness.”

      And I don’t think the author had in mind, men fiddling with each other’s pee-pee’s and bo-bo’s having anything to do with that prophesy.

  • Capritaur

    Commission of sin? More like emission of sin, which I did just this morning.

    • grada3784

      A very seedy spill.

  • David
    • Bluto

      Bea always knew the right thing to say.

  • Sashineb

    Would pussy grabbing be included in the sins that cause this??

    • David


      • BudClark

        Disagree. Jesus said if you have lusted in your heart for N., you have already committed the sin … much less GRABBING the object of your disordered lust.

  • David

    If you mean the immoral cardinal sin of conservative capitalist Christian hate, greed, selfishness and cruelty….then yes, it’s caused by sin.

  • acde

    Caused by the sins of the 1 % of planet exploitation and unrelenting polluting use of its finite resources particularly the carbon based kind [foisted on the brainwashed poor]

  • “I used to be a ‘denier,’”….No No….you are still most certainly a denier. If you reject the science that shows climate change then you are a denier.

  • BearEyes

    if only his little book said something about being stewards of the Earth
    – so we don’t pollute it in the first place.

    • BudClark

      It SORTA does, implicitly … “inasmuch as you have done it to the least of these my brethren, you have done it to Me” SURELY includes animals, plants, and the environment in general.

      • BearEyes

        bingo – you got what I was referencing.

    • Cackalaquiano

      Well, then there’s that whole “fill the earth and subdue it” part, which is telling us to have a lot of babies and destroy mother nature.

  • safari

    Does this mean we can close the chapter on out-right denial that the earth is heating and drag people into the what are we going to do about it phase? Or do we need this sin vs carbon discussion first?

    • Cackalaquiano

      We don’t need to do nuthin ’cause Jesus is on his way, right around the corner dontcha know…

  • Joe in PA
    • kaydenpat

      Cute!! Cheeks are so pinchable.

    • OdieDenCO

      I love me some spanky

      • Joe in PA

        Now, some might take that comment the wrong way. 🙂

        • Acronym Jim


    • BudClark

      If Republicans could fly, we’d be exploring other galaxies by now!

  • The_Wretched

    “Sin” is in my top three list of most immoral ideas ever. It’s invariably used to distract from the better question of “who is harmed and by what mechanism?”

    • Friday

      Lady knows my religion agrees with you there. 🙂

  • Joe in PA

    sacrifice their reasoning ability at the altar. of Big Government

    • Bj Lincoln

      Nice fix.

  • Mike_in_the_Tundra

    This sounds like something from The Onion.

  • Robert Adams

    Yes, the sin of exploiting workers for a couple centuries extracting fossil fuels from the Earth, and then burning them as a sacrifice to the gods of capitalism.

  • TimCA

    O/T: The scene outside Hatch’s office as of an hour and 15 minutes ago.


    • kaydenpat

      It’s amazing how active our side has gotten since Trump’s inauguration. Hope they keep it up. #Resist!!

      • 2patricius2

        Join an or other active group and we can build a movement that can sweep the country. What started in my congressional district with a small group of people grew into a group of hundreds, and today we had a demonstration outside our congressman’s office of over a hundred with news coverage. We met with his office a couple times already, and are planning on going there every week, and confronting him, and following him on his Facebook page, and showing up at his town hall meetings, and meeting with him in person. We continue to grow in a group that has no head, but has members initiating actions, and enlisting people through our Facebook page and through our outreach to others in our community. This grass has roots and is spreading. We live in a district with a Republican congressman who narrowly won twice, and we are already looking at who would be a good person to challenge him at the next election. The Democratic organization in our district seems moribund, and the national Democratic Congressional Committee is ignoring us. But we are the change we have been waiting for, and we will make the change that is needed.

        • kaydenpat

          Have the guide and have been making calls. My Reps are all Dems (MD) so hoping they’ll do the right thing.

    • Steverino

      It’s time that the liberal / progressive version of the “Brooks Brothers Riot” needs to speak truth to power everywhere.

      • TimCA

        I had to look up the reference.

  • NeverEclipsed

    Is he just straight up drinking the Just For Men solution?

    • zhera

      Snorting it.

      • Bad Tom

        Explains both the nose and the ‘stash.

  • zhera

    More than 6000 years? Oh, Joseph, that’s heresy!

    And yes, biblical fairytales are of course more logical to believe than quantifyable data and science. “No proof.” You fool!

  • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

    Another day, another conservative raging alcoholic.

    • Helen Damnation 🍑™


  • barrixines

    Well, there’s Meteorology for the Betsy DeVos Curriculum sorted.

  • Rick

    Fuck yeah! Dig deeper into that scripture. Dig BALLS DEEP Mr. Pornstache!

  • Earl

    I wish I was surprised by the stupidity.

  • OhNo,Sweetie

    speaking of sin, girl, that spray-on mustache

    • BudClark

      Bet it feels GOOD when he rims his best buddy’s ASS!

  • Robert Anthony

    Oh well, if a religious retard says-so, the scientists must be wrong. Phew!!! Now to pray away my gay!

  • boatboy_srq

    I suppose conspicuous consumption (of fossil fuels) would be considered sinful.

    • OdieDenCO

      gluttony: very deadly

  • Friday

    I’ve been noticing the Fundies were setting up to pivot from denialism to scapegoating for years now: they even made a huge CD set trying to blame that climate devastation is actually their God being angry at Pagans and environmentalists for blasphemously warning about the effects of devastating the environment.

    Of course they’ve more or less decided to equate their ‘sin’ about entirely with ‘Being an LGBT person’ but they don’t mind pointing at other minorities for targets.

  • 6,000 years of studying patterns? Even deeply religious Biblical scholars agree that the oldest portions of the Bible were written only about 3,500 years ago. Did they memorize historical weather patterns for 2,500 before writing them down. And did I miss the Farmers Almanac section of the Bible that records detailed historical weather patterns going back six centuries?

    • OdieDenCO

      genesis: rain for the next 40 days and 40 nights
      followed by
      exodus: 1) hail (burning)
      2) dry and searing just right for wandering around trying to find the promise land.

  • grada3784

    Yeah, it is. The sin of using the world as an industrial toilet.

  • Stephen Elliot Phillips

    Oh the joys and ramifications of a home-schooled intellect

  • Lawerence Collins
  • kaydenpat

    Coo coo for cocoa puffs.

    Kind of scary how much sway WND types have with the current Bigot-in-Chief.

  • Friday

    Err, yeah, “Sin” of your pollutions and greed and depredations?

    If anyone’s Gods are pissed right now, it’s more like this, Christofascist. 🙂
    (If I *really* wanted to freak them out, who needs *their* boogeymen?) (Also the actual video for this is great, and beter sound quality, I’m having major Net slowdowns today or would have caught that. )

  • shivadog

    Well, that’s the dumbest thing I’ve heard for a while.

    • Friday

      Denial to scapegoating is their typical pattern.

  • Mark

    Bull. Fucking. Shit.

  • bambinoitaliano

    O/T Let the influx of illegal hookers begin. Hooker Slovania 101: always claimed to be a model with a university degree. Look for blow hard, impotent rich white man into spousal abuse. You passed! Here is your degree.

  • Cuberly
    • david fairfield

      I want to touch it…..that’ll be five bucks

  • Gigi

    They’re admitting that climate change exists. That’s a step in the right direction.

  • Grant Hallowbard

    The sin of greed, you halfwit.

  • GayOldLady
    • pj

      wheres the bear going

      • GayOldLady

        He’s trying to figure out how to get back to the glacier.

    • Christopher

      It’s so sad to think that this great species will most likely be extinct in the wild within my lifetime.

      • Earl

        Cheer up, the rest of us won’t be far behind them.

        Now that EXXON is going to be in charge of the EPA.

    • Friday

      It’s Billbear, going to get his stranded copy of Bach’s Smack The Eedjit Cantata in D-minus. 🙂

      • William

        Claude willl be by with the speedboat in a moment.

      • david fairfield

        This was the only place to get a copy on vinyl…..

    • david fairfield

      Billbear saying FUCK this SHIT!!!! I’m OUTTA here!!!

  • Kim K’s Kute Koochy✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    “carbon-phobes” lends him plenty of credibilities LOL

    • Friday

      Look out! It’s a pencil! *faint.* 🙂

  • GayOldLady
  • Gaymurcan

    Go spread gatorate on your crops idiocrat!

  • Ernest Endevor

    The nose: rubella or gin? Only Jesus knows for sure.

    • Bad Tom

      I vote gin.

  • anne marie in philly

    yeah right! and my farts smell like strawberries every time!

  • GayOldLady

    I’ve done quite a bit of sinning (as described by the RCC) in my life, but none of my sin melted any glaciers, although I must say it wasn’t for lack of trying.

  • William

    Damn it! I have a wank and a huge piece of the Antarctic ice shelf breaks off.

    • grada3784

      That’s one powerful pull.

      • William

        It might have been the friction.

        • grada3784

          Must be science friction.

  • David F.

    Wasn’t the PerKKKins estate flooded? Tornados, floods in the pious red states? Well, they do watch the most porn, so it’s karma. They won’t need any federal aid (pretty unlikely to get any now that the Orange Asshole is in charge) since they brought it on themselves.

  • Jack

    Thank G-d. That means I’m not contributing.

  • Henry Auvil

    The idea that a white-haired man can have a jet-black mustache is a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese to steal our jobs. Period

    • Friday

      Once there was an ordinary guy, but he was split in two by a bizarre transporter accident: the result was this guy and the New Age musician Yanni. 🙂

    • Millstone

      My hair is nearly Anderson Cooper silver, but my beard is still dark brown. If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me if I dye my ‘stache I’d have about a thousand bucks. So, it does happen. ; )

  • BobSF_94117

    I’m convinced moustache friction is the primary cause…

  • Acronym Jim

    Irony wants to die, but these assholes won’t let it.

  • orion dumptee

    hmm… yeah,.. ok climate change is caused by sin,and your ‘stache’ is caused by “Kiwi” bootblack polish…have’nt we found a planet FAR ENUFF away in our solar system to park this dude?

  • Tom (wpg)

    Yeah, all that hot, hot sex is melting the ice!

    • Pat Padrnos

      OK. I confess – I might be partially to blame.

      • Tomcat

        Well slow down, save some destruction for our children do do.

  • david fairfield

    This god is a spiteful character. Pretty mean, too.

  • Andymac3

    So finally, you admit that climate change exists, but its not caused by sin, it’s caused by stupidity, and not enough fucking (in my opinion).

  • kanehau

    No… sorry… you’re wrong. Global warming is caused by assholes like you spewing all that high temperature bullshit.

  • Christopher
    • IamM

      Yeah, you look at the sanctimonious & grifting types of religious people such as the wing nut daily crowd and go, ‘Okay, I can see God destroying the world to be rid of you.’

  • david fairfield

    The miracle of life, conceived and sacred from the hand of god. Now go jump out of a building, got hates you!

  • Len Ricci

    He had that air-brushed on at the Salon… that in itself is a SIN

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    The 70’s Porn-stache that talks…fake-Christ, what an asshole.

  • Pat Padrnos

    Interesting color contrast between his mustache and his hair – but I digress.
    If it is so that sin has caused climate change then I am darned sure who the sinners are. What a doofus.

  • edrex

    yes. it is caused by the sin of Willful Ignorance.

  • Talisman

    Did they just admit that it’s caused by human activity?

  • Richard B

    goodness gracious, Joseph Farah is babbling nonsense.

  • SnowFlake

    I do sin often.

  • TKW

    I’m confused. So making buttbabies releases carbon into the air or something like that?

  • greenmanTN

    “And elves sneaking out at night and pouring vodka down my throat is the reason my nose looks like a sea sponge dipped in red dye.”

  • Tor

    Isn’t he embarrassed to say such stoopid shit in public?

  • That’s according to his religion, however I am not a member of his religion, and therefore the rules of his religion do not apply to me, nor do they apply to anyone else who likewise is not a member of his religion.

  • Osowoofy

    I’m sorry but I couldn’t see that moustache because of that bulbous Whiskey Nose.

  • No More GOP.

    His dementia is caused by the fumes rising from the cheap dye on that pornstache.

  • No, no, no. Climate change wasn’t caused by sin. Giving birth in pain was caused by sin. That’s why only the Virgin Mary gave birth miraculously instead of the usual way. The Catholic Church is absolutely sure about that because she was free from Original Sin. They’re just not sure if Jesus had a bellybutton. He was usually painted with one on the cross, but the Church doesn’t trust artists. Remember how they painted the “beloved” disciple with his head on Jesus’s shoulder at the last supper? Well, the Church doesn’t go for that sort of thing.

  • Greg in Oz

    “While Al Gore and the carbon-phobes have no evidence to support their dire predictions of imminent doom other than computer modeling, those who take my position actually have more than 6,000 years of biblical and historical patterns along with the inerrant Word of God.”
    So ‘Data and facts’ vs ‘a 2000 year old tome full of contradictions and basically BS’.
    See why I cannot ever bring myself to listen to morons like this?

  • Gianni

    That means we’re truly doomed. In all these thousands of years, humans have yet to stop sinning! Enjoy it while it lasts.

  • Mike in NC

    I believe there was some serious climate change about 65 million years ago caused by a 6-mile wide asteroid slamming into the Yucatan peninsula. Funny, I don’t recall sin having anything to do with it!

  • andrew

    Yes that collection of primitive beliefs called the bible was correct: Demons not only cause all diseases but they are responsible for climate change. LOL.

  • 2patricius2

    One could say that deliberately polluting the atmosphere and enacting policies to prevent divestment from carbon fuels is sin. One could say that destroying the air, and water and land is a sin. One could say that the greed that pushes present financial gain at the detriment to the planet and risk to future generations of humans and other life forms is a sin. And I could say that lying about human impact on the environment and dismissing the scientific evidence is a sin against the human mind.

  • Silver Badger

    The next step is to reverse climate change by killing all of the sinners. What will they do when it doesn’t work? Of course, there will be a LOT fewer people then.

  • Canadian Observer

    Christ on a f*cking crutch, I am so f*cking tired of the theological illiteracy of American Christians. Seriously, where do they get their Divinity Degrees… do they bob for them at the local sewage plant? Of course climate change can be attributed to sin – specifically greed and gluttony with a healthy service of usury (if not outright Mammon worship). Of course these are the same douche-nozzles who can read the New Testament and then come up with the idea of a Prosperity Gospel. Stupidity this extensive should be painful – battery acid in the eyeballs painful, razor blades ripping through the intestines painful, crochet hook piercing the eardrums painful… If I wasn’t an atheist I would be down on my knees praying their stupidity would reap the rewards it warrants.

  • westford

    I’ve worked in two major natural history museums, and that thing on his face is the caterpillar of a Amazonian butterfly named Dipshitus fundamentali.

  • BeaverTales

    Obviously all that hot gay sex is melting the glaciers. Because everyone knows correlation always implies causation. lol

    Just like the spread of wifi and internet made people gay in the 90’s. Ban it.

  • Piona O.

    does sin cause farts? because farts have methane, and that’s a greenhouse gas

  • WretchedMouse

    Perhaps he should leave science to the grown-ups. He should really read:

    “If you listen carefully to the Lord your God and do what is right in his eyes, if you pay attention to his commands and keep all his decrees, I will not bring on you any of the diseases I brought on the Egyptians, for I am the Lord, who heals you.”

    Betcha this poisonous bunch-backed toad goes to the doctor when he is sick rather than praying to jebus.

  • DaveMiller135

    Whatever. Just don’t stand in the way of legitimate solutions.

  • Max_1

    And thus, the great flood and that dino-ark…

  • JCF

    Farah’s alcoholic nose and Bannon’s alcoholic nose need to sneak away from their respective faces and go, um, BLOW each other…

  • Gene Perry

    if you consider it a “sin” for corporations to launch tons of chemicals into the atmosphere on a daily basis, then, yea, it’s a “sin”

  • pgarayt

    I can see why he doesn’t update his picture on his website.

  • Pip

    I’ll have to back this one up. It’s true. Climate change is caused by one of the deadliest of all sins. Greed.

  • Galvestonian

    Oh hell, I just can’t stand it … I mean, this crap is really screwing with me. What the hell happened and how did it happen. Who let these people in ? This is worse than Gen. Sherman taking Atlanta. It’s gonna be centuries until we get over this B.S.

  • Orly

    Talk about sacrificing your reasoning ability, yikes. Read some other books dumbass.

    Also, I wonder if he’s created a table somewhere that lists the carbon cost of each sin. That would be fun to read 🙂

    That would require time and thought though, so I won’t hold my sinful breath.