Coulter: Trump Saved My Life Because Otherwise Terrorists Would Have Killed Me At That Paris Concert

“I hated them [other GOP candidates] all. And in fact, I think Trump saved my life, because looking at that field of candidates, I mean, I was hoping that Mitt Romney was going to get in. He was the best on immigration and, you know, a respectable person. He was good on China and their currency manipulation, and he was the best that we have ever had until Trump. But without him in the race, I just thought, ‘I can’t do this. I can’t defend any of these guys. I am not going to go on TV and pretend that any of them are going to be better than any Democrat.’ And you know, I have always wanted to learn French, so I figured that I would just go to France for 2016 and skip the election year, hang out, learn French. And I happen to love Eagles of Death Metal, so I totally would have been at that concert, except Trump ran so I couldn’t leave.” – Ann Coulter, speaking to Vanity Fair.

  • Todd Allis

    Thanks, Trump.

    • another_steve

      She better not gain weight though.

      If she does, Trump won’t save her again.

      • TheManicMechanic

        She can’t gain any weight. The food she eats wants nothing to do with her.

        • Christopher

          She IS the Tapeworm!

          • Grumpy Old Man

            That was good – beer out the nose, all over the kybrd, sigh.

    • AtticusP

      Great minds and all that…

    • Christopher

      Proving once again that Trump doesn’t know when to leave well enough alone.

  • Henry Auvil

    “I have always wanted to learn French” has to be the most un-Coulterish thing she’s ever said.

    • pj

      she would be just as ignorant if she said it in french.

      • Mikey

        “Je suis une truie idiote”?

        • Snarkaholic

          Wee, Monsewer!

          • Butch

            Nest paws?

        • jsmukg

          Il faut que je go pour vomit. 🙂

          • Stubenville

            “fait geber” je pense

          • jsmukg

            It’s fractured Fraynch. The mistakes were on purpose.

        • zeddy303

          ouway beeon sewer!

    • Rex

      So, what is the french word for c*nt? I need to know in case I ever run into Ann.

      • Salton

        The word you’re looking for is con. In her case it would be conasse.

        • Rex

          And french for horse, in case we meet in a formal setting?

          • MaryOGrady

            Cheval. You could also go with vache, which is a time-honored animal-based insult.

      • pch1013

        “Salope” is probably the closest equivalent. Or “pute.”

        • ShawnSwagger

          Elle est degueulasse.

    • penpal

      Last I checked, Republicans hated the French so much that they were ordering Freedom Fries. Not that Ann Coulter eats anything besides distilled hate.

      • Paula

        Sometimes puppy and kitten blood and entrails.

      • In early 2003 I was in a cafe in Brussels when someone ordered “Freedom Fries” and everyone laughed uproriously. At least they thought it was funny. What a weird time to be an American in Europe. As an American who speaks French I was usually assumed to be Canadian and I didn’t bother to correct that assumption.

  • another_steve

    Republicanism = insanity.

  • Michael Abbett

    Just in time. I needed another reason to vote against Trump.

  • Mark Neé Fuzz

    Damn it Trump. Just for once you could have done good. If you had just stayed out of the race….

  • Rex

    Guess you dodged a bullet Ann.
    They shoot horses, don’t they?

  • PickyPecker
  • ElenorRigby

    bitch, please, you have never wanted to “learn French” unless you mean “sucking dick.”

  • bkmn
    • Piercedchrlz

      Except the horse is a regal beauty, intelligent, plus has hose sense.

    • RNegron

      That beautiful horse does not deserve that comparison.

    • CharlestonDave

      Here’s how to tell them apart.
      One is a beautiful animal people would enjoy riding.
      The other is Ann Coulter.

  • Rex

    Guess she said “neigh” to going to France.

  • That’s…. A mighty lots of bullshit. dear dog.

  • PickyPecker
  • Gustav2

    Bullshit.

  • safari
    • That is really disturbing.

      • It’s as though she’s been such a asshole her whole life, that she has no idea how to smile. Still, better then Ted Cruz’s “smile.”

    • RaygunsGoZap

      Fantastic! Look at how the upper lip quivers at the apex of this “smile”. She is so thoroughly unloved and she knows it.

    • The_Wretched

      She can almost move her face.

    • Bomer

      Those are some remarkably dead eyes she has there.

    • It’s like she’s sniffing her victim before injecting it with venom.

  • Treant

    Citation required. I also want a certificate specifically stating that you are, in fact, alive and not a lich. I have my suspicions. We all know a lich would be fine as long as their reliquary is intact.

  • PickyPecker
    • Rex

      She was so uncomfortable at this roast, and so many good lines aimed at her. She was just there to promote her book like a whore.

      • David

        They were brutal, and had it been anyone else in the world I would have felt bad.

        • I only watched a couple of those celebrity roasts and they are that bad to everyone. I heard things just as bad (and sometimes worse) said in the Bob Saget and Joan Rivers roasts and knew after the second one that I wouldn’t bother watching any more. Coulter acted like she didn’t know what the event was going to be but that’s bullshit because while she may be deplorable she’s not stupid and had to have watched a youtube clip or two. She just thought she could wing it rather than getting together with writers and coming up with some zingers of her own. I mean Rob Lowe. The jokes practically write themselves!

      • Frostbite

        They may have been there to roast “Princess” Rob Lowe but it was charred horse Coluter they were dining on.

  • gaymex1

    Here’s some French for you Annie: “Va te faire enculer.”

    It’s been awhile since high school French, but I think that’s close.

    • another_steve

      Is that related to “my aunt’s quill?”

      • gaymex1

        lol.

    • EweTaw

      I know what that means.

  • Rex

    And if you weren’t here, who would have given Alex Jones a ride.

  • Salton

    Wow! Imagine, if Miss Coulter had been killed in Paris learning French, the life on earth would have been changed for ever!

    • EweTaw

      It still can be.

    • Hue-Man

      Think of the poor French instructor!

    • Salton, where could I get a larger version of your avatar pic? (Possible adaptation for a binding I’m doing.)

      • Salton

        Hi Stogiebear, send me an email at [email protected] and I’ll give you all the information.

  • Jmdintpa

    if only

  • In no context imaginable does that remark make any sense at all.

    • Mark Neé Fuzz

      It offers some insight as to why she likes him. Two peas in a pod. Each has a remarkable ability to make everything all about him/her.

  • Uncle Mark

    Well, in Coulter’s defense, Islamic terrorists really hate men or horses in drag.

  • dcurlee

    Just another reason to despise Trump

  • When Coulter travels, does she check her cauldron with her baggage, or does she have to ship it ahead?

    • Lazycrockett

      Trolls don’t use cauldrons.

    • Mark Neé Fuzz

      When you fly on your own broom, you get to make the rules.

    • Rex

      Her horseshoes keep setting off the metal detector.

  • Lazycrockett

    I call horseshit on her even knowing who Eagles of Death Metal even is.

    • Rex

      I see horseshit when she leaves her stall.

      • Galvestonian

        The real reason she can’t go to France is that the Frence eat horses (honest to Gawd) and looking at her I’d bet she wouldn’t have even made it out of the airport. Français galettes de viande de cheval sur les petits pains aux graines de sésame.( French horseburger on a Sesame seed bun.) MacNeighs in French is MacHennir’s

  • Michael R

    Trump got an advance copy of her book ” Adios America ” a few weeks before he announced his candidacy , which is where the whole Mexican rapists / wall thing came from

    http://www.newswithviews.com/Wooldridge/images/Adios%20America.gif

    • Mark Neé Fuzz

      Third world hellhole? But enough about your vagina, Ann.

    • TampaDink

      I wonder who read it to him.

  • bryan

    Making China great again : ‘Inside a Trump Chinese shoe factory: 100,000 pairs of footwear branded with Ivanka’s name have been made at huge facility (soon moving to Africa) :

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3824617/Trump-factory-jobs-sent-China-never-come-back.html

  • Someone please, send in the men in white coats to take this nutter away.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/eb35c79934c32728b9eed8459877212440a84e7d6d88459cc1ec2a73e60bbf6b.jpg

  • Rebecca Gardner

    What? That makes no sense. Can I borrow someone’s RWNJ to English Decoder Ring?

    Oh, and, she probably never heard of the Eagles of Death Metal until that tragedy. What is it with people that have a need to inject themselves into tragedies? That must be some form of psychopathy.

  • rusty57

    She’s lying.
    I can tell because her lips are moving.

    • Todd20036

      Um, how can you tell if her lips are moving?

      • rusty57

        There is a fetid odor that smells of corruption and decay emanating from her… person.

        • Todd20036

          We might not be talking about the same… lips….

          • rusty57

            Oh, I think we are. ;-{)>

  • Piercedchrlz

    One time I didn’t have the wherewithal, talent nor desire to go to surfing in Australia. Then a shark attacked a surfer. Thank Gawd I was born in a landlocked area, it literally saved my life.

    • Unimpressed&optimistic

      And remember that one time where we were forced to choose between an over qualified, semi-racist, liar and an embarrassingly under qualified, racist bigot/pathological liar for the presidency? Thank God we voted for the Hillary instead of the Donald….literally saved our lives. So proud to be an American for this deadly circus show😒😡😧

      *Nuke codes and president’s power of veto kept in mind lol.

  • jsmukg

    The Botox has finally destroyed what miniscule brain tissue there was.
    Word salad almost worthy of Palin.

  • Mark Neé Fuzz

    Is it true horse meat is a delicacy in France? If the terrorists didn’t get her, French foodies might have.

    • Rex

      I was thinking how lovely she would have looked pulling a carriage around the eiffel tower.

    • Hank

      Horse meat was commonly eaten in Belgium. I know from living there. However, I never came across it on a menu in France.

    • CharlestonDave

      I never saw it on a restaurant menu in France, but the local butcher when I lived there sold it as ground meat. I was curious and tried it once. It tastes like a cheap burger. My French friends did not consider it a delicacy.

  • Gigi

    Ann Coulter is what happens when you live in a diet of dirty martinis and bile.

  • Blake J Butler

    O/T: Tampa Bay Times recommends Hillary for president. I’m not cutting the text from the article goes they got lengthy with their recommendation. They are also the newspaper that operates PolitiFact.com.

    http://www.tampabay.com/opinion/editorials/times-recommends-hillary-clinton-for-president/2296789

  • Gene Perry

    Ah … so now I can blame Ann’s continuing existence on Trump. Another reason to hate the guy.

  • Bill Post

    Shut up Anne, go back to shoveling paper work as a law clerk

    • TampaDink

      That experience proved to be very helpful. Thanks to that job, she can muck out her own stall.

  • SoCalGal20

    Sure, Ann.

    OT: Trump lies so much his bankruptcy lawyers would only see him in pairs.

    https://twitter.com/rawstory/status/784098491861704704

    • Stubenville

      Trump doesn’t have a memory problem, he has a truth problem.

      • By most reports — and no, this isn’t an opening for a joke — Donald has been a compulsive and shameless liar his entire life, going all the way back to childhood.

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    It’s worth clicking on the link just for the very unflattering photo of Coulter Vanity Fair chose for the article.

  • LovesIrony

    Cindy Jacob’s plumber’s aunt’s ex-husband’s urologist prayed for you not to be killed in France attacks,

  • Soren456

    Trump’s first miracle! Sainthood is next.

  • As if the terrorists were going to sacrifice one of their best recruiting tools.

  • Richard, another Canuck

    You missed your calling Ann.

  • AtticusP

    Thanks, Trump.

  • M Jackson

    As if we really needed one more reason to wish he hadn’t run.

  • Mawm

    Another reason to hate Trump’s campaign

  • Secure

    How do you hate John Kasich? He’s really that detestable Ann?

    • he went to the reception for a gay wedding once. Oh and wouldn’t endorse Trump.

  • bambinoitaliano

    I’m sure she has the narration of her near death escape ready at hand from the World Trade Centers or Pentagon during 911, or at the San Bernadino Inland Regional Center on December 2nd 2015 and the Boston Marathon bombing April 15 2013. What a despicable piece of human waste she is.

  • Brooklyn Joe
  • JT

    Coulter: Trump Saved My Life Because Otherwise Terrorists Would Have Killed Me At That Paris Concert

    Since you’re already undead, that’s not a problem.

    • Treant

      See? I’m tellin’ ya, find her reliquary and destroy it. A lich cannot survive if you do that.

  • Skip Intro

    She is so unhinged. Her story sounds sketchier than the Kardashian jewel heist. I’m beginning to suspect her shtick is an elaborate performance art piece because it claws at my unbelieving brain!

  • Ta-er al-Asfer

    That’s a lot of mental gymnastic bullshit right there.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    “…Terrorists Would Have Killed Me At That Paris Concert.” Now, now Ann, don’t tease.

  • LackofFaithify

    He saved your life? Add it to the list about things we hate about Trump.

  • Mark Neé Fuzz

    There was a rumor she and Bill Maher dated at one time. We know that’s not true. The EPA would have declared his crotch a Superfund toxic clean up site when he was done banging her.

    • ElenorRigby

      no, they just know each other and he said “she’s funny at parties.”

  • Brooklyn Joe

    Lies Lies Lies — she would not have supported Mitt Romney – she’d never want to spend a year in France learning French (ewww French!) – and she’s way not cool enough to be a fan of the Eagles of Death Metal – plus her visage would scare away any terrorist.

    • this is the unfortunate side effect of being an internet based radio user, these days. i have so many “favorite” DJs and channels, and i’m usually looking at a website or worksheet when i’m listening, not at the info about the band playing. every once in a while i’ll peek and think, “gosh, maybe i should check them out. this sounds nice!”

      long ago when i first started doing commercial free internet radio only, i would copy that info out on paper, to save when i went to a record store. heh, “record store,” that’s how old i am. but the only way that makes sense for me anymore is to donate regularly to the station itself; all of my choices are non-profits.

      the recent laws wiped out a LOT of smaller, better stations, demanding even more money from them… and that money doesn’t go to the artists. you know where it goes. i got soooooo pissed when two of my best, but small channels announced they hadn’t raised enough to meet to new gouging fees the govt was demanding in order for them to stay on the interwebs.

      radio is a dying technology, and the interwebs are The Way to Go when it comes to newer music. boy the big corporations are afraid of that fact. b/c the side effect of commercial free interweb radio is and always will be: people like me, people i like, determine what is played. not the Payola scam (which has never gone away on commercial radio, internet based or otherwise). most of those people would much prefer that the artist DIRECTLY receives the benefit of being played. but Big Music corporations bought a bunch of pols to pass a law that says they cannot be cut out of the process. suits who don’t actually make any money are getting most of it, still.

      i wonder if HRC will address this as preznit.

  • Corsair Tact

    The urgency of all of this coming from the DT side of the election is amazing. So … much … projection!

  • westford

    Ann’s DELUSIONAL. She needs help now! Somebody, anybody? Nobody cares?

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Having a delusion presupposes that a mind is present……I think you’re being generous.

      • westford

        I’m a generous person in general, but I didn’t say anything about the size or capacity of the mind. My parrot is more in touch with reality. Make that WAY more in touch.

  • 2guysnamedjoe

    so I figured that I would just go to France Hoboken for 2016 and skip the election year, hang out. And I happen to love Eagles of Death Metal Frank Sinatra, so I totally would have been at that concert train station except Trump ran so I couldn’t leave.”

  • tim870

    As if I didn’t already have enough reasons to hate him.

  • pch1013

    She once referred to the French as “a bunch of faggots.” This must be part of Trump’s much-vaunted LGBT outreach.

  • Texndoc

    Both she and Hannity are anchored to the Trumptanic and they know it.

    • heh, that was on some channel i saw recently. what a great movie! i don’t care who knows it. i liked it.

      wouldn’t it be great if someone clever could arrange to have the next RNC convention on a large, poorly designed luxury boat that was touring the part of the sea where there are still icebergs? better then sending Skeletor another hurricane, i say, my People. use your powers to make the former happen.

      • charemor

        How about sending it through the Bermuda Triangle?

  • TampaDink

    Remember when Ann said “if we don’t nominate Christie, Romney will be our candidate & we will lose?” (shaky camera but the quote is there)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7zc_Eqd4Xo

  • Stubenville

    Lie much, Ann?

  • Dee

    Wtf?? Who cares if she’s at Eagles of Death metal concert or not.

  • popebuck1

    Yeah, Ann. Sure. SURE you’re a big fan of the Eagles of Death Metal.

  • Stubenville

    And now a musical interlude:

    https://youtu.be/GtfZbj4J71A?t=23s

    • Gigi

      I’m dancing now. Thanks!

    • rusty57

      “He said ‘You gotta get up, you gotta get up, you gotta get down girl!'”

  • Tor

    It sounds like another Cindy Jacobs miracle.

  • JustSayin’

    Damn another curse imposed on America by trump!

  • Kelly Lape

    All the more reason to hate Trump for hastening the decline of America by running for President.

  • westford

    Ann is obviously a person who lives in fantasy, but if confronted would strenuously deny that. As I said before, she needs help – or lots of meds. Or, psychotropic drugs to make everything seem OK!

  • Nic Peterson

    Someone should tell that Coulter fellow that white sleeveless sundresses after Labor Day are kind of a no-no. More importantly, not slenderizing.

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      I have always disfavored bad drag. But at least the chest was shaved.

      • olandp

        It is not a drag queen. I don’t know what it is, but it is most definitely NOT a drag queen.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • TheManicMechanic

    Perhaps she could’ve deflected some of the bullets with that Adam’s apple. Or just from sheer ugliness.

  • Gigi

    Coultergeist: “And I happen to love Eagles of Death Metal…”
    Gigi: Sure you, Ann. Sure you do.

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      She went to law school with a friend of mine. He reports the she was universally disliked by faculty and students alike. And this was in Virginia! I’ve never met her. But my sense is she craves attention and adoration, and she can only get it from fellow deplorables.

      • Gigi

        I’d not want to be stuck in an elevator with either one.

      • I wonder sometimes if Coulter isn’t putting on an act. I’ve heard stories of people who met her backstage etc that she wasn’t nearly the c*** she is on camera when she’s just talking one on one. Ingraham however really is. Ingraham used to go see who showed up for the gay group on her college campus and contact their parents to tell them what they were doing, often people who weren’t out yet. She’s a disgusting sack of shit.

        • Johnny Wyeknot

          Yes! My friend told me about that!

          • Her partner in those outings was her then-boyfriend Dinesh D’Souza. Oh and Ingraham has a gay brother.

  • Blake Mason

    Jina!

  • it’s a very sad day when i have to agree the KKKoulter. but “she” is right. Rmoney really does have the best imagination of the whole bunch of them!

    Kolob. Spirit Wives. Magic Underwear. Golden Tablets. Personal afterlife planets for the faithful.

    there are a lot of cray cray religious beliefs out there, but Moroni-ism is right up there with the most, um, imaginative.

  • 2guysnamedjoe

    Ooh, Ann, please regale us with tales of your WWII battlefield exploits side by side with Ronald Reagan. And your hair-raising escape from the South Tower with Tania Head.

  • JW Swift

    Somebody please be sure to book her for the next Comedy Central Roast (of whomever they pick next) so the audience can soundly boo her again.

  • smokes70

    This never gets old….. https://youtu.be/ZgSBhlw-o9E

  • marshlc

    Now that’s an interesting article.

    “I realized that he did
    the Trumpian walk back as if he had never said it. He will always
    slightly modify what it is that he is apologizing for, and he never
    explicitly says, “No, what I said was wrong.” Suddenly he is just
    defending something else—which I totally love—a very smooth technique.”

    What we see as Trump lying and weaseling and being a hypocrite, she sees as a good smooth technique. And, god help us, I think she’s right.

    His core supporters – those non college educated white men – love it that he’s (as they see it) running rings around all the stuffed shirts. He’s the fart cushion at the reception, and to them it’s not a drawback, it’s what they love about him. They see him as a rock n roll Marx Brother, tweaking the noses of the dowagers. They know in their hearts he’s not qualified, but it’s too much of a hoot to see the havoc he has wreaked over the way politics are done at a high level for them to give much of a shit – after all, “the way things are done” never did much for them anyway.

  • bcarter3

    Another reason to hate Trump.

  • TampaZeke

    Like we needed ANOTHER reason to hate him!

    Ann’s just piling on now.

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Getting breezy where you are?

      • TampaZeke

        Yeah, but not nearly as bad as the east coast.

  • Commentator8

    She like Donald Trump…needs a media blackout…

  • Paula

    I never figured Ann to be a groupie. Can she possibly reach any farther than that?

    • Deacon Phreque

      Face like a grouper, though.

  • Steven B
  • e’ville_globeguy
    • GanymedeRenard

      Sale connasse.

  • Christopher
  • PiperPine

    That’s some convoluted logic right there.

  • Galvestonian

    WHAT ? I know that she trying to get a point across but … how ? what ? Does this mean anything ? Do we really care ?

  • Megrim Twist

    Oh fuck off.

  • CottonBlimp

    She complains that America is too secular and socialist and elitist, so she’s going to move to France. Yeah, okay.

    The only reason Ann doesn’t join ISIS is that she won’t be able to sell books if she can’t flash some skin on the cover.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/967af94f95b2c592d87f906ae0dcec77a7da35792dca3b293648cad5bd2efdd4.jpg

    • olandp

      I guess you can’t eat when you constantly have a size 14 foot in your mouth.

      • McSwagg

        Hoof and Mouth Disease

  • Blake Jordan

    Another reason not to vote for drumpf!!!

  • greenmanTN

    Yet something else to hold against Trump…

  • grada3784

    Inspired by the thoughts of Chairman Mao thinking.

  • edrex

    She would have been fine. I’m pretty certain that bullets pass through her without making physical contact.

  • abel

    Just one more thing to blame on Trump. Ann Coulter lives.

  • “I happen to love Eagles of Death Metal”

    I’m sure that’s made their day. Or driven them to drink cyanide-laced Kool-Aid.

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      I anxiously await their musical riposte.

      • McSwagg

        They could write a song called “Trump Hotel California”.

  • olandp

    Damn, missed it by that much.

  • ByronK

    There is absolutely no narrative too far fetched or story too tall that Coulter won’t employ to reduce any subject down to being about her favourite topic – herself.

  • josephsinger

    Stupid terrorists. How could they miss an opportunity like this?

  • The Milkman

    So Ann Coulter is apparently wearing white now.

    I’m reminded of how in 1938 Queen Elizabeth (later to become Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother), during her period of Court Mourning after the death of her mother, Cecilia, Countess of Strathmore, commissioned Norman Hartnell to create a wardrobe for a politically-important royal visit to France that was regarded as a vital gesture of solidarity against the menace of Hitler. Hartnell discovered that in the past white was previously used as an acceptable color during mourning. So, in less than three weeks new dresses were created and the Queen left London wearing somber black but arrived in Paris with an entire wardrobe of white dresses. The famous “white wardrobe” created an international fashion sensation, so much so that the Queen commissioned Cecil Beaton to take a series of commemorative photographs. Some of the dresses were featured in a display at the summer opening of Buckingham Palace in 2005.

    Ms. Coulter, the white dress thing has been done already.

  • ericxdc

    I now have one more reason for despising Trump.

  • Thorn Spike

    No one cares. The End.

  • lymis

    ISIS has released a statement:

    “It was our intention to make the people of France suffer for their participation in world events. Had we known that Ann Coulter was in France for an entire year, we would have considered that more than sufficient pain for any country to endure and focused our efforts elsewhere.”

  • Michael Hampton

    I guess the Eagles of Death Metal should be on a suicide watch now, knowing that the most hated woman in America thinks they are great.

    • McSwagg

      They need to put out a remake of the Eagles “Witchy Woman”.

  • I will give Coulter credit for one thing. A year ago when she was saying that Trump would be the nominee people on panels looked at her like she’d just taken a dump on the table. But she was right. She clearly understands the deplorables better than any other commentator. other than that she’s a lying sack of shit. Like she knew anything about death metal. Please.

  • wmforr

    Damn! One more catastrophe to blame on Trump: Ann’s survival.

    And somehow I don’t imagine her as an apt student of languages. They call those potato thingies des frites, Ann, not frites de la liberté.

    • McSwagg

      She probably thinks French is all about cursing and foul language. Why else would people always be saying “Pardon my French …”

  • Brigham

    Ann the Man.

  • zeddy303

    Why the F is Vanity Fair posting something from this hack?

  • sherman

    Ann, you have a much higher chance of dying from gun violence in this country than you do from terrorism in France. You can thank your fellow Republicons for that.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    I happen to love NYC, so I totally could have been at 9/11.

    Except I wasn’t.

  • Reality.Bites

    It’s true, you know. While it’s true cockroaches will survive a nuclear war, it’s the fallout they’ll survive. Any cockroaches in the blast zone of a nuclear bomb or a regular bomb will get blown up/incinerated same as humans.

  • Robert Conner

    Convince me that one of these isn’t stuck in that bitch’s neck. Because that can’t just be a larynx.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f081f2c9a26ffb5f27d0379347172508fa5a3cd164244b742d51e33f68ff3fa9.jpg

  • Henri205

    This Ann thing is just vile. A complete twunt. Evil and such a hypocrite. Such an attention whore…..well, I could go on. But she’s just a nasty bunglecunt. I hope she reads this message.

  • andrew

    Coulter better say nice things about Trump. Can you just imagine what Trump would say about Coulter’s looks if she opposed him? What a rich source of insults Trump would have at his disposal.

  • Michael

    Her problem is: she’s a woman. And Comrade Dishonest Donald is a misogynist…unless the woman has big tits and obeys him…neither of which applies to anti-gay activist Coulter. So I’m really not sure what she’s thinking.

  • douglas

    In the immortal words of CHER……”if I could turn back time.” Parisians would loathe you bitch. You ARE the insufferable ugly American everyone talks about.

  • EDinMCO

    You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. Next she’s going to claim W’s tax policy saved her from boarding a plane on 9/11.

  • Frank

    This wacko is really, well wacko. Lol. Had never heard of her till I saw her on hannity. I think that’s the last time I watched his show and I do mean show. He would be a good booking agent for trump or he can continue to be trump’s butt kisser and get paid for it.

  • Grumpy Old Man

    Such a fame whore; there is a famous short story by a famous South American author (I read it so long ago – my brain seems to lost some connections) about a guy who was on his way somewhere but had to go back home and a disaster happened where he did not go. After that he would say of every disaster “I was going to go there but something told me not to”. One day he was on his way somewhere but turned back and a tree fell on him. The villagers all said “something told him to turn back”. So, er, there is a point in there, sort of, I think??

    I think I found something positive to say about her – she is the only conservative whose hair does not look plasticized into place. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/df2e6ea2fc5734b59faeef8ae8c982873c78b45d4dfbaf65699006eacbb21188.gif

  • Tom (Wpg)

    My goodness, what a loss to society that would have been!

  • Better luck next time.

  • Palto

    “Trump saved my life”

    Another reason to loathe Trump.

  • JellyDonut

    Another strike against Mango Man

  • Marti386

    “Coulter: Trump Saved My Life Because Otherwise Terrorists Would Have Killed Me At That Paris Concert”

    ANOTHER reason to hate Trump.

  • Charlie3

    Unbelievable. There is no logic to what she said, and no reason to cover anything she has ever or will ever say.