Alex Jones: Vote Donald Trump If You Want To Live Because Hillary Is Possessed By The Devil [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch:

“I’m not the devil,” Jones said. “I’m the opposite of that. And these people that say they’re your leaders, they want to kill you and your family and in your gut you know it. Vote Donald Trump if you want to live. It’s that simple. Death is what the globalists have to offer, period.”

Later, Jones claimed that Democratic leaders and George Soros are deliberately instigating a nuclear holocaust: “Why do you want an earth that’s ruined? Because you people are satanic. You’ve been given power because you’ve been possessed, you’ve been turned over to evil. Let me tell you something, George Soros and Hillary Clinton, you just look at them, those aren’t people. You look at Kaine, he’s not a person either.”

  • penpal

    Vote for Trump and I’ll get your pussy wet by barebacking another horse. Wink.

  • MarkBuster

    Someone really needs to talk to her about carbs.

    • Snarkaholic

      And crabs.

  • Mike C

    I can’t believe that man is 4 years older than me. Is this what crazy does to you?

  • Michael Smith

    Jones is still a little cranky after staying up all night the other night for nothing.

    • Uncle Mark

      Yep, no white smoke from Wikileaks.

  • mjcc1987

    Is it my imagination or are the sounds I’m hearing on the right becoming squeals?

    • Todd20036

      Don’t blame me. I wouldn’t put my penis in a republican even if you paid me!

  • popebuck1

    Excuse me? There’s only one candidate in this election who has publicly asked why we have nukes if we’re not going to use them – and it wasn’t Hillary.

    He’s obviously not taking that whole Wikileaks thing very well.

  • danolgb

    What if I like the devil?

  • Paula

    I hope one of Hillary’s first acts is to have this guy committed to a mental facility. Or maybe just disappear. I hear that Iran is beautiful this time of year.

  • Snarkaholic

    And Alex is possessed by Mad Dog.

  • StillALiberal
  • PickyPecker


    They should try this for a few more elections. Who knows, maybe they’ll be right eventually.

  • TheManicMechanic

    What is really disgusting is the amount of money this douchebag makes for making up this shit. So many stupid deplorables.

  • SunsetGay

    Alex Jones, don’t stop. Keep talking. You’re doing great!

    (what I say to all Trump surrogates who make constant asses of themselves)

  • delk

    Someone needs a bigger butt plug.

  • Michael R

    Did he ever live ?

  • chris james

    “I am not the devil…I’m the opposite of that” Delusions of godhood?

    • Charlie 2001

      Methinks he doth protest too much.

    • Todd20036

      Delusions of relevancy, is more like it.

    • Uncle Mark

      You know you’re already starting at a tremendous disadvantage when you have to start a sentence with “I am not the devil.” Actually, it reminds me of another type of statement that start with “I am not gay or anything, but…..”

    • The_Wretched

      “I’m not a witch.”

  • MOM! Gramps is off his meds again!

  • Bryan

    Stop. Projecting.

  • safari

    I’m betting its because she bleeds out of her whatever as a punishment by jebus for being a woman and bringing knowledge into the world.

  • PickyPecker
  • MikeBx2

    I’d still rather see him in his shirt and jacket ranting and raving like a lunatic, than saying nothing shirtless on that horse.

  • Pollos Hermanos
  • safari

    I think the right is running out of entities to compare Hillary to.

  • JoeMyGod
    • The_Wretched

      Odin’s horse?

    • Uncle Mark

      LOOK….a horse with 4 asses !!!

      • Falconlights

        LMAO. But I gotta admit, unfortunately, that visual will be with me the rest of the day.

    • greenmanTN

      Where’s the fourth horseman of the apocalypse?

      • ShawnSwagger

        The other three are riding Ann Coulter.

    • RobynWatts

      Now we know the real reason why The Humane Society is backing Clinton. Again, I say “That poor horse……”

    • LackofFaithify

      Worst 3 way ever.

    • VodkaAndPolitics

      Fuck you all, and the horse you rode in on.

    • douglas

      That is one orgy I will take a pass on.

    • McSwagg

      I’m seeing at least 2 “reach arounds” in that photo.

  • Pollos Hermanos
  • KnownDonorDad

    Well, that’s not fringe lunacy at all.

  • I was possessed by two demons that supposedly made me gay. But when they were cast out, they entered my exorcist, and then he tried to hump his female assistant right there on the floor in front of everyone. Meanwhile I’m gayer than ever. So I’m thinking they maybe cast out the wrong demons? Anyway, it worked out really well for me. Not so well for the exorcist, though. Last I heard he’s doing carnivals.

    • skyweaver

      Two demons is quite a feat. My compliments

      • It’s okay, though. My remaining demons are atheists, so they don’t believe in themselves.

        • skyweaver

          Your demons sound like out-of-touch elitist demons

    • The_Wretched

      You have to put on a show to get paid / invited back / word of mouth advertising. I’m sure they were as unbelieving as I am.

    • another_steve

      The gay can be burdensome sometimes, being how we often have to settle for what heterosexuals consider “good taste.” I mean, not every bar, restaurant and clothing boutique can be gay-owned and operated. The gay can result in angst and remorse in those settings.

      But I like my gay. It suits me. I don’t want it exorcised.

      As a matter of fact, I think I’ll be gay today! 😉

      • It’s like voting. Do it early, and do it often. ;0)

        • McSwagg

          It’s often beneficial for a gay person to vote straightStraight ticket that is.

  • Adonisus

    I’m afraid that, when Hillary wins, this man is gonna go completely off the deep end.

    I expect a shooting spree in his future. I really do.

    • Uncle Mark

      I’m afraid not. His kind have more listeners/viewers and make more money when the opposition is in power; it gives them more to rant about. It’s really a weird irony.


    Can a stranger file a request for a mental health hearing or do you have to be a family member ?

  • Treant

    So you’re saying we get the knowledge of a woman who’s spent her life serving the public AND the wisdom and experience of a spirit older than man?

    KEWL! Hillary Rodham Clinton/Satan/Kaine 2016!

  • Todd

    Is that who possessed you to pose shirtless, Alex ??

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    I was checking newspapers in the Bible Belt this morning and I saw this editorial from a paper in Greenville, SC, where the writer immediately and succinctly dismisses Hillary as not a viable option because of her *fervor* for expanded abortion rights and liberal ideology. Then, he spends the rest of the piece saying how awful and anti-Christian Trump is and concludes: ” I do not believe that Christians ought to endorse Donald Trump. It does violence to the Gospel and the credibility of the Church. We should not support or accept him as our deliverer. It should prick the Christian conscience”.

    • another_steve

      Well, it once again raises the possibility that the fundamentalists will one day form their own political party. That way and only that way will they ever get their “perfect” Christian candidates to run for office.

      Democrats can only hope.

      If the DNC ran a fundraising campaign to help the fundamentalists begin their new third-party, I’d definitely write a check.

      • Friday

        Problem is they already proved they’ll follow a Trump if he hates the right people and their sanctification of it is just an afterthought.

    • Nic Peterson

      Prick the Christian conscience? In my experience, that’s not where they like the prick to go. If you know what I mean.

      • Jerry

        Particularly the fundamentalists…the conscience is never where the prick goes.

  • another_steve

    My Maine Coon pussycat is possessed by the devil.

    Just sayin’.

  • Rex

    The Devil Wears Pantsuits.

    • Rebecca Gardner


  • BeaverTales

    The lizard people and the mud people and the martians gunna gitcha ….and evil spirits, oh my!

    • Friday

      Many pickles died to bring us this information.

  • Crazy people annoy me.


    Memo to Alex : You are correct because you are the opposite of the devil . The devil is an imaginary being and you are a real person, a hateful insane nut but a real person

  • JT

    “I’m not the devil,” Jones said. “I’m the opposite of that.

    You’re far too stupid to be the head evil being. But you are one of the devilish demons who spread hatred and evil through ignorance and deception.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Sure, this is the guy you want to buy your medication from.


    Alex, nobody has ever mistaken you for the most beautiful angel.

  • Nic Peterson

    I guess getting edged by Julian isnt everything it was chalked up to being. Alex isn’t even talking about his white haired former (?) lover. Imagine how disappointing it must be to find out that you have been had by a bigger charletan than you could ever be. Imagine willingly being played for a slobbering, ignorant fool by a man that you should despise. Imagine this is the business and job that you created for yourself.

  • Blake J Butler

    Hey I’m voting i’m just not voting for Trump or any of those worthless republicans running for office. Blue up and down the ticket, your going to be in for a world of butthurt, and not the good sort.

    • ShawnSwagger

      Ooooh, Texarkana. You’re deep in Ross Perot country.

      Good for you.

  • The_Wretched

    Um gardisil is a really good thing. Anti-vax is utterly moronic.

    • Texndoc

      Ha, it’s nice to see Gardasil carried over into TWO elections now. Remember that was Michelle Bachman’s “Whore Juice”.

  • Gaymurcan

    Restrain Mr. Jones securely on the gurney, and then call the asylum, let them know he’s on the way.

  • Ninja0980

    I think it’s time to get the nets out for these loons.

  • Richard, another Canuck

    More projection on the republican front.

  • RealityBass

    I don’t think Soros has been a major player US politics is quite a while. Why are these guys so obsessed with him? I wish they’d try to keep up.

    • Friday

      They need a shadowy villain. Soros is shadowy cause he’s not actually doing much of anything.

      • grada3784

        Projection. The GOP has the Koch brothers; the Democrats have to have someone like them.

  • Herald

    “I’m not the devil,” Jones said. “I’m the opposite of that. ”
    I think alex is protesting and projecting way too much.

    • Friday

      I think he’s crying out for help now. Ego took a big hit after claiming Assange would give him ‘proof’ of his anti-Hillary derangement. I think the term is “Decompensating.”

  • Clive Johnson

    This makes me all the more eager to visit those Temple of Satan sponsored taco trucks that are coming to my corner.

  • Cuberly

    Ugh….after any Jones post I need a sanity break.

    • ShawnSwagger


      • Cuberly

        lol…kitty has the profile for it…lol…

  • Uncle Mark

    I guess Alex missed the part about Hillary Clinton teaching Sunday school in a Methodist church in Arkansas in the 70s. Incidentally, when has Trump been seen in a church before he was running for office?

    Honestly, these demon/devil/witch hunters…when can they agree upon what Hillary is supposed to be? One RWNJ calls her the devil, another calls her a witch…another say’s she’s not the devil, but demon-possessed. Can’t these experts on evil figure out which it is…and aren’t these the same “experts” the same ones that said Obama was The Beast?

    Frankly, I thought most of these demon-things were supposed to be red/orange in color, unable to recite the Bible, lying profusely, and trying to make their vices into virtue. Hmmmm…now who does that sound like? Has anyone checked Trump for little, goat’s feet?

  • Ross
  • bkmn
  • Tor

    It’s impossible to have a discussion with someone who believes in Satan, and that is the problem with most of the House of Representatives.

  • MoeLarryAndJesus

    You look at Alex Jones, and you realize that he scours his own rectum with a wire brush because he likes the way it feels.

  • JaniceInToronto

    Can this guy get any crazier before he explodes?

  • greenmanTN

    We don’t even get a titty-flash this time?

  • RobynWatts

    Thank you, Alex, for you thoughtful analysis and insight. Now, don’t forget to take your medications like a good boy.

  • Martin
  • Friday

    Rubber room time. Getting stood up by Assange must have been the last straw. 🙂

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Someone needs to shoot this bloated, gluttonous troglodyte with a massive dose of Ambien. Seriously, calm the fuck down you ridiculous toady of man-child.

  • westford

    This bitch LOOKS like the devil. What a verkrumpta (my bad Yiddish – twisted up) face. A sign of what’s going on inside his head.

  • wds

    I look at you Alex and I don’t see a person, I see someone so clogged with hate/evil and desire to make $$$ off of it. A preacher said, when I was growing up, there are those who are so filled with hate or evil that they will march into Hell with their heads held high … I’m just saying Alex

  • Falconlights

    Alex Jones is certifiable. Sadly, there are a lot of idiots out there who listen to him and believe his nonsense.

  • Deanobear

    When was the last time the Tanned Tortoise looked at himself in a full-length mirror? Oops I forgot … blood sucking certifiable cretins don’t have reflections.

  • Orly

    I’m the opposite of that. And these people that say they’re your
    leaders, they want to kill you and your family and in your gut you know

    Well you believe that Alex, but that’s because you are fucking insane.

  • andrew

    Alex Jones and I have something in common. Both of us know that what he rants about is total bullshit.

  • TheSeer

    Reeks of desperation.