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Pastor Bad Wig: The Media Uses “Jezebel Witchcraft” To Make Minorities Believe Satan’s Evil Lies About Trump

“I think America is in a Jezebel witchcraft. There is a witchcraft veil over the minds and perception of the masses, perpetuated by the false prophecies coming through the media mountain. So there’s your prophets of Baal and they are speaking constantly lies. “I think God raised you up to apostolically and prophetically break through—in the media realm—that veil. The …

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Omarosa Appears To Tweet About Trump’s “Toupee”

Mediaite reports: Former White House official Omarosa Manigault, who has made headlines in her post-administration life for bashing both President Donald Turmp and VP Mike Pence, appeared to mock the president’s hair this morning, tweeting then quickly deleting a post featuring the dictionary definition of “toupee.” Omarosa’s now-deleted tweet included the caption “#theWorse,” along with screenshot of the Google search …

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Vice Profiles Ex-Gay Catholic Extremist Michael Voris

Vice News reports: It’s no surprise the ultra-conservative Church Militant website and its founder, Michael Voris, have seen a surge in popularity within the American Catholic culture following the election of Donald Trump. But now the far-right fringe group is at war with the Catholic Church, which Voris believes has taken a sharp turn to the left. Voris and his …

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Pastor Bad Wig Takes Authority Over Hurricane Maria In The Name Of Jesus, Orders It Not To Hit Puerto Rico

“We see that hurricane coming to Puerto Rico. We command the hurricane to veer off course into the ocean, ricochet off into the ocean, ricochet off into the ocean, you shall not hit nor shall you destroy Puerto Rico. In the name of Jesus, we thank you Lord that you are giving us power over the elements because they have …

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Pastor Bad Wig Releases The “Hounds Of Heaven” On The “Jezebel Spirit” Of Robert Mueller [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Right-wing preacher Lance Wallnau posted a video on his Facebook page last night in which he prayed in tongues for President Trump while blasting the song “Who Let The Dogs Out?” Citing a prophecy from the book of 2 Kings that Jezebel would be devoured by dogs, Wallnau railed against “the Jezebel spirit” …

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REPORT: Jim Webb To Drop Out Of Democratic Race, Might Run As An Independent Candidate

According to Fox News, today Jim Webb and his wig will drop out of the Democratic race: Webb is said to be disillusioned with the Democratic Party — as well as the Republican Party — and how the political parties are being pulled to allegedly extreme positions by the huge amounts of loosely regulated money fueling the campaigns. Webb has …

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This Should Be Interesting

UPDATE: Here’s the clip. Disappointing result.

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Today In Sore Losers

Last night The Amazing Race won its 13th Emmy Award out of 65 total nominations. Number of total nominations for Celebrity Apprentice: ZERO.

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Retweeted By Donald Trump

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Trump Attacks Rosie O’Donnell

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Douchebag Of The Day – Sen. Rand Paul

Sen. Paul is apparently tweeting from the Texas GOP convention. The quotation marks presumably mean that somebody else just said that. I have a feeling this tweet will be remembered come 2016. UPDATE: Nope. Sen. Rand Paul actually did just say that himself. Not only that, check out who he just suggested become prisoners of the Taliban. Sen. Rand Paul …

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Rand Paul’s Spaceship Lands At CPAC

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Donald Trump Kills Jimmy Carter

UPDATE: Zombie Jimmy Carter is pissed.

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Ask Your Doctor About Adeledazeme

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Trump Vs Buzzfeed

Zero credibility because they wrote something he doesn’t like, of course.

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Lonegan: I Lost Because Of The Shutdown

“There is no doubt in my mind or in the minds of any of my campaign staff that the shutdown cost me the election. If I had known it was going to happen and that it was going to be handled so badly in Washington, I wouldn’t have run for the Senate. Republicans had a chance to win a U.S. …

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