Tag Archives: Sarah Palin

More Palin Family Drama: Bristol’s Ex-Fiance Sues For Custody & Child Support For New Baby

TMZ reports that 2011 Medal Of Honor recipient Dakota Meyer has sued Bristol Palin for the joint legal and physical custody of Sailor Grace, the baby girl Bristol allegedly gave birth to on December 23rd. Meyer is also asking for child support. We say “allegedly” because a Palin-watch blog contends that Bristol actually gave birth in November, raising the possibility …

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Sarah Palin Lists Her Arizona Mansion For $2.5 Million

Sarah Palin is selling her sprawling 8000-sf Arizona mansion with a listed price of $2.5 million – nearly a million more than she paid for it four years ago. The Los Angeles Times has the details: The main house is a blend of Santa Barbara, Tuscan and Spanish styles. High ceilings, chandeliers and wrought-iron railings are among interior details. A …

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Abstinence Spox Has Second Out-Of-Wedlock Child

America’s most prominent unwed and highly-paid abstinence spokesbilly has spawned for the second time: Bristol Palin has given birth to a baby daughter, Sailor Grace, seven months after she called off her engagement to marine Dakota Meyer, who took to Twitter to at last confirm that he is in fact the father of Bristol’s second child. Announcing the happy news …

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Sarah Palin Does Her Tina Fey Impression [VIDEO]

Tina Fey returned to Saturday Night Live this weekend to renew her famed impression of Sarah Palin. Today Palin returns the favor in a video from the group that gave us Ted Cruz frying bacon on a gun and Lindsey Graham destroying his cell phone in a blender. Via Mediaite: Palin stars in the newest IJR video in a parody …

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Dueling Hillarys + Tina Fey’s Palin On SNL [VIDEO]

Via Deadline: As expected as the inevitable pantsuit joke, Saturday Night Live cohost Amy Poehler reprised her former giggling first lady impression to take on Kate McKinnon’s scrunch-faced dynamo candidate in a Dueling Hillary Clintons sketch on last night’s SNL. “Your laugh is different too,” said Poehler’s Hillary to McKinnon’s Hillary. “It’s less joyful.” Indeed. With Tina Fey cohosting alongside …

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Word Association With Sarah Palin [VIDEO]

CNN’s Jake Tapper asked Sarah Palin to respond with one or two words when given the names of presidential candidates from both parties. If you listen closely you can hear Palin’s tens of brain cells smashing into each other over and over as she struggles to come up with something.

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Sarah Palin Applauds France’s Neo-Nazis

“I have a political crush, but one I couldn’t vote for today – because she ran for office in France. Marion Maréchal-Le Pen is the new deserved ‘It Girl’ of French politics and a clear voice of courage and common sense in a country and continent in need of both. “In 2012, she earned the distinction of being France’s youngest …

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Palin: Trump Isn’t Un-American, Obama Is Un-American

“A broken system allowed terrorists to come to our home and slaughter Americans. A bold, non-politician candidate calls for a pause in this flawed bureaucratic program so it can be fixed, to make sure it doesn’t happen again. That’s commonsense, which is why the media and spineless pundits attack it. “A private university President in Virginia encourages students to exercise …

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Sarah Palin Has A Plan To Defeat ISIS [VIDEO]

Appearing on The 700 Club today, Sarah Palin declared that Hillary Clinton is “a scary kind of naive” to not believe that America isn’t already at war with Islam. Palin say that her plan to stop ISIS would be to “quit being so namby-pamby.” Palin: “It is time to declare war on that enemy. And first to recognize who that …

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Sarah Palin Sends Gushing Note To Adele Thanking Her For Crediting Her Success To Sarah Palin

The biggest story in the entertainment world is yesterday’s release of Adele’s hotly-anticipated third album. So of course Sarah Palin is trying to tie her new book to that media juggernaut by promoting a message to Adele she wrote in a copy of her book. Palin’s ploy comes because last night Adele attributed her US success to Sarah Palin. People …

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Sarah Palin: Jesus Christ Supports Open Carry

In her continuing ploy to generate VP buzz, Sarah Palin today declared that Christ His Own Damn Self would fight for the right carry semi-automatic weapons around his local Walmart. “Jesus would fight for our Second Amendment. Taking concrete defense measures (i.e. arming ourselves) away from the good guys? Yeah…that…we don’t want that. Shoot, even the Lord said to take …

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Sarah Palin: Of Course I’d Be Somebody’s VP

“There’s millions of Americans out there, qualified, ready, willing, and able. I really don’t think it’s me being asked, but as I say, if I were asked, I’d do it. My interest has always been in public service, getting out there, doing all that I can to try and help make the world a better place. If that’s a position …

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Sarah Palin: Bristol Is Pregnant Again Because God Gives You Many Chances Not To Sin [VIDEO]

Raw Story recaps the latest from Sarah Palin: Former Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin explained that her daughter had gotten pregnant out of wedlock for the second time because God gave people second, third and fourth chances not to sin. “Bristol is pregnant again,” CBS correspondent Tracy Smith pointed out to Palin during a recent trip to Wasilla. “That …

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Sarah Palin: Maybe I’ll Run For Office Again

From the Washington Post: Watch out, world: Sarah Palin said she’s open to running for political office again. The former Alaska governor touched on a possible return to politics during a wide-ranging interview on CBS’s “Sunday Morning.” “This will always be home,” she said of Wasilla, Alaska. “I would know that I could always come back here.” “You’re willing to …

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Sarah Palin: Grinches On The Left Are Trying Make Conservatives Look Ridiculous Over Starbucks

“You know I’m passionate about protecting the heart of Christmas! And these next couple of months really can be ‘The Most Wonderful Time of the Year!’ Funny, though, how some grinches on the Left take things too far in attempts to make all us jolly revelers look ridiculous, lumping us in the same box concerning misplaced outrage over a coffee …

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Sarah Palin: I’m Not One To Claim Victim Status But Here’s How I’m Totally A Victim Of The GOP

You guys, Sarah Palin has a very important opinion about the GOP debate flap: “Finally it occurs to folks this idiotic practice of ‘throwing GOP candidates to the wolves’? Yeah. I’ve been there. I’m beyond crying you a river… beyond EVER claiming ‘victim status’ but for y’alls edification, I sure don’t remember all this GOP outrage and the establishment’s conscience …

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Sarah Palin Presents The Ten Commandments [VIDEO]

“Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian™, presents a video on how the Ten Commandments are the basis for all American laws. Or not. Special Guests (in alphabetical order) are God, Sarah Palin, and George Washington.” (Tipped by JMG reader TJ)

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Bristol Palin Chortles: Hillary Fears My Mom’s Power

“There’s so much to love about this, it’s difficult to know where to start. First of all, Hillary Clinton, the great tolerant one with rainbow Twitter avatars granting open-mindedness to any family formation under the sun, seems a bit more traditional in private than she does in public. One might call it hypocritical if it didn’t come across as so …

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Teabagistan’s Civil War Escalates

For several weeks all of Teabagistan has been in a simmering civil war divided along pro-Trump / anti-Trump sides. Things began to ramp up last week when Glenn Beck called wannabe Trump running mate Sarah Palin a “clown,” adding that he was embarrassed to have ever supported her. Beck apologized the next day, but that wasn’t good enough for Breitbart, …

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Glenn Beck Turns On Sarah Palin: I’m Embarrassed That I Ever Supported That Clown [VIDEO]

Breitbart has the latest infighting deliciousness: Thursday on his radio show, while discussing his appearance on CNN, radio talker Glenn Beck took aim at former Gov. Sarah Palin (R-AK) on the heels of Wednesday’s rally against the Iran nuclear deal near the U.S. Capitol in Washington, D.C. in which they both made appearances. Beck said, “Don Lemon brings up Sarah …

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