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From the Christian Post: “I’m making ‘Saving Christmas’ because I love Christmas, I love everything about it,” Cameron told The Christian Post before rattling off several Christmas traditions such as roasting chestnuts, drinking hot chocolate, and enjoying Christmas stockings, stories, trees and food.  “I’m a sucker for all of it, and of course the nativity, and there’s a lot of …

“I am not gay no more! I am delivered! I don’t like mens no more! I said I like women! Women, women, women, women, women, blub, blub, blub! I said women! I’m not gay! I would not date a man! I would not carry a purse! I would not put on makeup! I will, I will love a woman!” At …

It’s all right there on the can, people! (Tipped by JMG reader Daddy Ray)

From local loony tune Don Boyd’s typos and misspellings-laden motion to intervene in the challenge to South Carolina’s ban on same-sex marriage: DON BOYD, MUSICIAN AND PSALMIST, Anointed and Assigned as a Watchmen of the souls of the people errantly calling themselves lesbian and gay WOULD PURSUE DISMISSAL of what is in essence and in truth a RELIGIOUS matter couched …

“Should we make an example of her? Absolutely. I was born in Waco, Texas, and lived in Houston, so I’ve got a dog in this hunt. Really, we all do. Houston Mayor Annise Parker has disqualified herself from the privilege of serving the people of south Texas. She must either resign, effective immediately, or Houstonians should begin, without delay, the …

“The demons Jezebel and Mammon have worked together to torment Monica’s ancestors with witchcraft for 10 generations. Now, Monica’s whole family is about to get free!”

Here’s the latest from the Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse and Co-Prophet Of The End Times. Not only is Danny Devito the anti-Christ, a red couch seen in the latest One Direction video “symbolizes the second horseman of the apocalypse.” Red furniture is from Satan.

Remember the crackpot Kansas couple that says evil gays are attempting to literally steal their marriage?  A federal court has told them to suck it. A federal judge has rejected an attempt by a heterosexual couple to intervene in a lawsuit challenging the state’s gay marriage ban.The ruling reads that Phillip and Sandra Unruh, of Harper, have no legal right …

“My health is suffering under the strain of fighting the radical Homosexual Lobby with limited help. I can’t eat, I can’t sleep and I am sick with worry. Many nights I stay up and worry — worry about my family, worry about Public Advocate’s future, worry about the future of the American Family and morality. I’m expected to expand programs …

Speaking in tongues always cracks me up. Start at 13:00.

Chief of staff for Sen. Ted Cruz immediately deleted the above tweet after half of Twitter called him insane. Some the responses were posted tonight by the Boston Globe. (Tipped by JMG reader Sam)

“I’ve had people say, ‘Hey, you know, there’s nothing wrong with gays in the military. Look at the Greeks.’ Well, you know, they did have people come along who they loved that was the same sex and would give them massages before they went into battle. But you know what, it’s a different kind of fighting, it’s a different kind …

Phillip W. Unruh and Sandra L. Unruh today filed a motion to intervene in the ACLU’s marriage equality case in Kansas. As laid out in multiple points in their brief, the Unruhs declare that legalization of same-sex marriage would constitute the literal theft of their straight Christian marriage, a property which is guaranteed to belong only to them per the …

Via press release today from Christian Newswire: Bishop E.W. Jackson, Harvard educated Attorney, Minister and last year’s Virginia Republican Nominee for Lt. Governor has launched a national movement to protect Christians from “growing hostility, discrimination and anti-Christian bigotry.” As a first step, today Jackson officially launched the UNITY PETITION FOR RELIGIOUS AND CIVIL RIGHTS. This effort is inspired by increasing …

“What is the purpose of all this disease, lack of protection and border security??? It appears to be potentially the ‘full meal deal’ for Obama and his goals. 1) Establish over the next few years mindless, dependent and UN American foreign voters and supporters for Obama and his goals. 2) Punish America for her achievements by riddling her with diseases …

Damn those apes and their poppers!

“They’re after your kids, plain and simple; all their other issues are mere window dressing. They have convinced themselves that gays are a tribe unto themselves, so their consuming goal is to populate the tribe so they don’t disappear. Parenthood is their great white whale. They want to have children to love them and call them Mom and Dad. They …