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Turn it up and sing along. (Unless you’re at work; there be dirty words here.)

Now that he’s up for chairman of the Republican National Committee, an interview Ken Blackwell did with Michelangelo Signorile during last summer’s convention is getting wide condemnation from progressives. According to Blackwell, even if he were gay, he would have been able to suppress that “compulsion.” Former Ohio Secretary of State Ken Blackwell, a leading candidate for the chairmanship of …

…as a war correspondent. And on his first day on the job as a reporter covering the war, he decides that reporters have no business covering wars.

“Even if animal research resulted in a cure for AIDS, we’d be against it.” — Ingrid Newkirk, President and Co-Founder of PETA. I was thinking about the above quote this weekend as I deleted a bunch of emails from PETA supporters who were screaming and foaming at the mouth because I mocked PETA’s “sea kittens” metaphorical crapola. That 1989 quote …

Despite Prince’s anti-gay and anti-marriage equality stance revealed by New Yorker in November, now he tells the LA Times that he doesn’t even vote at all because his religion forbids it. He did not vote for Proposition 8. In fact, he didn’t vote at all. “I didn’t vote for Obama either,” he explained. “Jehovah’s Witnesses haven’t voted for their whole …

In his latest and most bizarre anti-gay missive, Pope Benedict says it’s just as important to protect humanity from dirty homosexuals as it is to protect the rainforest. Pope Benedict said on Monday that saving humanity from homosexual or transsexual behavior was just as important as saving the rainforest from destruction.” (The Church) should also protect man from the destruction …

A white supremacist family in New Jersey is angry because a local ShopRite supermarket refused to put their kid’s name on a birthday cake. The kid’s name: Adolph Hitler Campbell. JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell and Adolf Hitler Campbell. Good names for a trio of toddlers? Heath and Deborah Campbell think so. The Holland Township couple has …

You may have heard that in a historic first for our community, an LGBT marching band will perform in Barack Obama’s inauguration parade. Predictably, the wingnuts are going crazy. Yesterday the Catholic News Agency published a story that links the marching band to the “infamous lewd public acts” at Southern Decadence – because the band will also perform there. President-elect …

Huckabee: “People who are homosexuals should have every right in terms of their civil rights, to be employed, to do anything they want. But that’s not really the issue. I know you talked about it and I think you got into it a little bit early on. But when we’re talking about a redefinition of an institution, that’s different than …

This is for all the Michelle Malkin fans who are coming over today to read the “insane rage” of JMG readers. (Note: the live stream goes off the air every now and then when they have to clean up puppy poo.)

Ugh. I so didn’t need to read this today. The Artist Formerly Known As Brilliant now says that gays got what they deserved at Sodom and Gomorrah. Recently, Prince hosted an executive who works for Philip Anschutz, the Christian businessman whose company owns the Staples Center. “We started talking red and blue,” Prince said. “People with money—money like that—are not …

Rep. Paul Broun says that Barack Obama’s is planning a Gestapo-like civilian force to impose a dictatorship. “He’s the one who proposed this national security force,” Rep. Paul Broun said. “I’m just trying to bring attention to the fact that we may —- may not, I hope not —- but we may have a problem with that type of philosophy …

From the You Can’t Make It Up file: Holocaust survivors said Monday they are through trying to negotiate with the Mormon church over posthumous baptisms of Jews killed in Nazi concentration camps, saying the church has repeatedly violated a 13-year-old agreement barring the practice. Leaders of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints say they are making changes to …

Orlando WFTV-ABC news anchor Barbara West tried to make a name for herself in Wingnutistan by accusing Barack Obama of being a Marxist (among other things) during an interview with Joe Biden. Biden: “Are you joking? Is this a joke? Is that your actual question?” Everybody in Freeperland is now in love with Barbara West, but as you can see, …

Why does John McCain’s brother hate our patriotic police officers? Operator: 911. State your emergency.Caller: It’s not an emergency but do you know why on one side at the damn drawbridge of 95, traffic is stopped for 15 minutes and yet traffic’s coming the other way?Operator: Sir, are you calling 911 to complain about traffic? (pause)Caller: Fuck you. (caller hangs …

Dirty godless queers are on the march in North Carolina! And Elizabeth Dole’s campaign ain’t havin’ it. Via PageOneQ: A new anti-gay offensive has been launched against Democratic North Carolina state senator and U.S. Senate candidate Kay Hagan. Campaign literature produced by the North Carolina Republican Party has been mailed to households in the state, PageOneQ has learned. A new …

The above clip of nutso Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) swept the interwebs this weekend. Bachmann says that Barack Obama “may have anti-American views” and calls for a McCarthy-esque media expose’ on members of Congress to “find out whether they are pro-America or anti-America.” A widespread campaign to have Bachmann censured in the House has already sprung up.

Here’s the latest McCain robocall going out to voters all over the country: “Hello. I’m calling for John McCain and the RNC, You need to know that Barack Obama has worked closely with domestic terrorist Bill Ayers, whose organization bombed the U.S. Capitol, the Pentagon, a judge’s home, and killed Americans. Democrats will enact an extreme leftist agenda if they …

Rev. Peter Mullen, the chaplain of London’s stock exchange, says that gay men should have warnings about the danger of sodomy tattooed on their bodies, much like the warnings on cigarettes. Mullen, 66, wrote on his blog: “It is time that religious believers began to recommend … discouragements of homosexual practices after the style of warnings on cigarette packets. “Let …

If you are a romantic lady, single baby, or sophisticated mama – take heart. Anti-feminist Den Hollander’s federal lawsuit against ladies nights has been thrown out of court. A Manhattan federal judge showed anti-feminist lawyer Roy Hollander the door Monday in his challenge to “Ladies Night” discounts at nightclubs. Judge Miriam Cedarbaum said private clubs like the Copacabana, Lotus and …