Tag Archives: asshattery

30+ House Reps Introduce DC DOMA

Two Democrats and about 30 Republican House members have co-sponsored a Defense Of Marriage Act for Washington DC in response to the DC City Council’s recent vote to recognize same-sex marriages from other states. A Republican-led group of lawmakers wants to define marriage in the District of Columbia as between a man and a woman. The group introduced a bill …

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PA: GOP State Senator Wants Marriage Ban

Pennsylvania state Sen. John Eichelberger wants his state to become the 31st with a constitutional ban on same-sex marriage. Since 1996 Pennsylvania has had the Defense of Marriage Act, which defines marriage as only between one man and one woman, but the Blair County Republican wants to amend the state constitution to include a ban on same-sex marriage. He will …

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GOP Head Michael Steele: Gay Marriage Will Ruin Small Businesses

GOP head Michael Steele, speaking to the Georgia Republican Convention: “Now all of a sudden I’ve got someone who wasn’t a spouse before, that I had no responsibility for, who is now getting claimed as a spouse that I now have financial responsibility for,” Steele told Republicans at the state convention in traditionally conservative Georgia. “So how do I pay …

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Marion Barry Warns Of “Civil War” Over Same-Sex Marriage

After accidentally voting FOR marriage equality today, then calling for a second vote because he wasn’t paying attention, former DC mayor and current City Councilman Marion Barry said that a “civil war” may erupt in the nation’s capitol over same-sex marriage. Pandemonium ensued in the council’s building after the vote and police and security had to removing screaming evangelicals. “All …

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Blame It On Satan

At the Utah County Republican Convention: Don Larsen, a Springville delegate, offered the resolution, titled “Resolution opposing the Hate America anti-Christian Open Borders cabal,” warning delegates that an “invisible government” comprised of left-wing foundations was pumping money into the Democratic Party to push for looser immigration laws and anti-family legislation. Larsen said Democrats get most of the votes cast by …

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The Wingnuts Have Outdone Themselves

Just when you think the bizarre lies of the Christianist right cannot possibly get any more outrageous, they go and outdo themselves…….. Lou Sheldon’s Traditional Values Coalition is claiming that the hate crimes act currently before Congress will legalize numerous types of sexual crimes because the American Psychiatric Association lists certain sexual fetishes under a long list of “sexual orientations” …

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More Gay Rights = More Mass Murders

Morality In Media president Robert Peters thinks there’s a link between gay rights and mass murderers like the one who just killed 13 people in upstate New York. From his piece Connecting the Dots: The Link Between Gay Marriage and Mass Murders: “For many citizens, what has replaced Judeo-Christian faith and values is the secular value system that is reflected …

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HomoQuotable – Matt Drudge

“False. False. False. I do not love sex with men. My site is not anti-gay. I present both sides of the anti-choice-life issue. I am not anti-tolerant! Except against big-government freaks. I liked Chaka in the eighties, and have not watched Young and the Restless in twenty years! But I do watch Judge Judy!” – Blogger Matt Drudge, telling New …

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Glenn Beck: Fascism Is Coming

Glenn Beck, the current darling of the right wing, says that Obama isn’t bringing socialism after all. He’s bringing fascism.

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Ted Haggard And Wife To Appear On Divorce Court To Talk About How They Aren’t Divorcing

The Ted Haggard Shameless Publicity Tour rolls on. Former evangelical pastor Ted Haggard and his wife are planning another TV appearance, this time to talk about their marriage. The two are in Los Angeles taping an appearance on the Universal Fox show “Divorce Court,” to be broadcast nationally April 1. The show’s presiding judge, Lynn Toler, is interviewing the couple …

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Don’t Say Gay

Tennessee state Rep. Stacey Campfield doesn’t want teachers to be allowed to even say the word “gay” to students. Rep. Stacey Campfield said he believes the issue of homosexuality can be too complicated for young minds to understand. Campfield filed, the “Don’t Say Gay” bill, which would essentially ban teachers from talking about the topic. “I think our teachers need …

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Wingnuts Very Unhappy With Oscars

Ted Baehr, founder of the Christian movie site MovieGuide, is very unhappy with the results of this year’s Oscars. From his guest post on Peter LaBarbera’s site titled “Hollywood Denounces God And Applauds Pedophila.” “The Academy Awards showed its support for sexual perversions last night at its annual Oscar ceremony. And, the Academy wrongly painted the Entertainment Industry as a …

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GOP Head Michael Steele Calls Civil Unions For Gays “Crazy”

After weathering a storm of criticism for saying that the Republican Party should reach out to gay voters, RNC chairman Michael Steele said yesterday that the GOP would not budge on LGBT rights, calling even the consideration of civil unions “crazy.” From a radio interview with Mike Gallagher: GALLAGHER: Is this a time when Republicans ought to consider some sort …

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Tyra’s “I Hate Being Gay” Show

Yesterday Tyra Banks hosted a handful of homo sad sacks on her show where the subjects derided their fellow gays for being effeminate, disgusting, weak, terrifying, shameful, preying pedophiles. The first dumbo plans to be straight by the time he’s 30. So he says in his upspeaking valley girl voice. He’s also grossed out by dicks that don’t look exactly …

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Gay Republicans Are Creating
Change From The Inside

Minnesota gay Republican state Sen. Paul Koering won’t support same-sex marriage. Because the state is too busy with important things. State Sen. Paul Koering, R-Fort Ripley, told KLKS on Friday that he will not vote for the Marriage and Family Protection Act, a bill that would make Minnesota’s marriage laws gender-neutral, allowing same-sex couples many of the rights currently denied …

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Lesbians Pissed At PETA

Lesbian activists are angry with PETA over their Valentine’s Day “vegetarians make better lovers” stunt which featured semi-naked female hotties making out. Via SheWired: Animal rights organization PETA, who have been widely criticized in the past for their extreme methods, are very proud of their new ‘Vegetarian’s Make Better Lovers’ campaign. The ads include hot, barely clothed women rubbing vegetables …

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Lesbians Blamed For Octomommy

Tony Perkins at the Family Research Council knows where the fault lies in the octomommy case. Lesbians did it! When Nadya Suleman became a mom for the 14th time, she raised more than a few eyebrows. The drama grew by national proportions when details trickled out that Suleman was not only unmarried, but chose to have multiple embryos implanted in …

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Etta James Is Pissed

“You guys know your president, right? You know the one with the big ears? Wait a minute, he ain’t my president. He might be yours; he ain’t my president. But I tell you that woman he had singing for him, singing my song — she’s going to get her ass whipped. The great Beyoncé. Like I said, she ain’t mine. …

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Survivors Gelt

Even though they got $5000 for their lost luggage and first class upgrades for the next year, some of the passengers of US Airways Flight 1459 think they should get first class upgrades for life. “I think if you survive a plane crash, being upgraded permanently is a good gesture too,” said Fred Berretta, 41, of Charlotte, NC, where the …

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“Ex-Gay” Richard Cohen Is Back!

Ex-Gay Watch just posted the above clip of uber-crazy “former” homosexual Richard Cohen with his Moonie wife. Oh, the strange hilarity. The video above is from the upcoming movie Chasing the Devil: Inside the Ex-Gay Movement by Bill Hussung and Mishara Canino-Hussing. Ex-Gay guru and all around bizarre guy Richard Cohen seems only too happy to participate, bringing back memories …

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