Happy Birthday, Poor Little Adolph

A white supremacist family in New Jersey is angry because a local ShopRite supermarket refused to put their kid’s name on a birthday cake. The kid’s name: Adolph Hitler Campbell.

JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell and Adolf Hitler Campbell. Good names for a trio of toddlers? Heath and Deborah Campbell think so. The Holland Township couple has picked those names and the oldest child, Adolf Hitler Campbell, turns 3 today. This has given rise to a problem, because the ShopRite supermarket in Greenwich Township has refused to make a cake for young Adolf’s birthday.

“We believe the request … to inscribe a birthday wish to Adolf Hitler is inappropriate,” said Karen Meleta, a ShopRite spokeswoman. The Campbells turned down the market’s offer to make a cake with enough room for them to write their own inscription and can’t understand what all of the fuss is about. “ShopRite can’t even make a cake for a 3-year-old,” said Deborah Campbell, 25, who is Heath’s wife of three years and the mother of the children. “That’s sad.”

The Campbells went to Wal-Mart, who did put the name on the cake. Obviously the family went looking for trouble because who puts their kid’s full name on a cake? Lawsuit coming. Here’s the charming family patriarch with his daughter, Aryan Nation Campbell.